Rowsey Injury

[Jay Bee]

I didn't tell my parents of my sexual conquests in college.

...maybe bc they had intimate knowledge of said conquests, thereby making telling them unecessary a1na?

[#UnleashThePortal]

But did you tell them of your sexual mishaps?

Those I kept locked in a part of my brain I don't access

[GGGG]

I didn't tell my parents of my sexual conquests in college.

Your right hand isn't really a "conquest."

[#UnleashThePortal]

Your right hand isn't really a "conquest."

What about the left hand?

[Anti-Dentite]

The off hand definitely counts.