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rocket surgeon

   ok, this is a great post showing us where we used to be and how far we've come.  i think most people would agree those ads just would not work today and rightly so.  those who do not learn history are doomed to...


i am relieved however, to be able to admit that i do not remember any of these except the "rather fight than switch" taretyon smokes.  it would be interesting to see if the dental school had any endorsements for cigarettes in it's archives.  cocaine?  probably.  lysol?  cheezus!  maybe windex(see my big fat greek wedding movie)

kept in context, as i am in full confidence that all of us here in scoop can maintain the high standards set forth; to maintain the historical context and resist the temptations to do anything otherwise  ;D

this definitely was a period in our history and shows how we have evolved.  this is, how i believe good, civil dialogue, debate and free speech help to change things for the better.  without it, how many of these could still be considered status quo. 
felz Houston ate uncle boozie's hands

MUEng92

So 1940's males desired Sega video games?  Before 99% of homes even had television?  Huh.

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Hey Jabronis,

An overwhelming amount of those are fake.

Carry on.

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Quote from: MUEng92 on May 20, 2017, 09:09:50 AM
So 1940's males desired Sega video games?  Before 99% of homes even had television?  Huh.

Bingo.

MU82

black man + white woman = against the law in many states in the '60s and earlier ...

Is that what you mean by a politcally incorrect "add"?
"It's not how white men fight." - Tucker Carlson

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." - George Washington

"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

T-Bone

15 Vintage Ads So Fake You Won't Believe Number 7 Is Fake
-Buzzfeed
I'm like a turtle, sometimes I get run over by a semi.

Juan Anderson's Mixtape

Quote from: T-Bone on May 22, 2017, 10:56:55 AM
15 Vintage Ads So Fake You Won't Believe Number 7 Is Fake
-Buzzfeed

Wait, are you telling me "Planters: Put our nuts in your mouth" was never a real advertising slogan?

StillAWarrior

Quote from: Lazar's Headband on May 22, 2017, 01:13:49 PM

Wait, are you telling me "Planters: Put our nuts in your mouth" was never a real advertising slogan?


Along those lines, an absolutely true story:  on my drive to work, there is a billboard that says, "Don't Bust Your Knuckles - Bust Your Nuts"   Well, now.  That's not really a phrase I'd expect to see on a road-side bill board.
Never wrestle with a pig.  You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

jficke13


rocket surgeon

there's an ad on the radio for some garden center/landscape place that walks a fine line.  lots of suggestive stuff that could be really counter-productive.  stuff about melons and chitting yourself, etc.  you have to hear it, but i guess it can't be too effective as i don't remember what the name of the business is
felz Houston ate uncle boozie's hands

warriorchick

Quote from: StillAWarrior on May 22, 2017, 02:13:47 PM
Along those lines, an absolutely true story:  on my drive to work, there is a billboard that says, "Don't Bust Your Knuckles - Bust Your Nuts"   Well, now.  That's not really a phrase I'd expect to see on a road-side bill board.

You have apparently never seen this commercial:



https://www.youtube.com/v/5UzvDHj3rtM
Have some patience, FFS.

Pakuni

Quote from: StillAWarrior on May 22, 2017, 02:13:47 PM
Along those lines, an absolutely true story:  on my drive to work, there is a billboard that says, "Don't Bust Your Knuckles - Bust Your Nuts"   Well, now.  That's not really a phrase I'd expect to see on a road-side bill board.

Apparently this was real:


StillAWarrior

Quote from: Pakuni on May 24, 2017, 12:02:58 PM
Apparently this was real:



Shortly after we graduated, my wife's workplace had a safety week.  They had a variety of events, talks, handouts, etc.  One handout, that quickly became a collector's item, was a rape whistle.  On it, they had printed, "Need help?  Blow me!"  Only a few were handed out before someone said something.  I wish I had a picture.
Never wrestle with a pig.  You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

mikekinsellaMVP

Fix the title.  I thought this was about the time Dan Quayle wasn't sure if four plus three equals seven.

warriorchick

Quote from: mikekinsellaMVP on May 24, 2017, 12:21:39 PM
Fix the title.  I thought this was about the time Dan Quayle wasn't sure if four plus three equals seven.

Patatoe, patahtoe.
Have some patience, FFS.

rocket surgeon

Quote from: mikekinsellaMVP on May 24, 2017, 12:21:39 PM
Fix the title.  I thought this was about the time Dan Quayle wasn't sure if four plus three equals seven.

i can play too-

i've now been in fifty...sss-seven?  states? uh, one left to go-eh .  alaska and hawaii i was not allowed to go
felz Houston ate uncle boozie's hands

Juan Anderson's Mixtape

Quote from: Pakuni on May 24, 2017, 12:02:58 PM
Apparently this was real:



LOL.

On the topic of double entendres, here's a story:

My wife and I honeymooned in Ireland and one city we visited was Galway.  We read our travel book on the train to learn more about the city. It said, "Galway is known for their hookers. Every October the city hosts a renowned hooker festival, where hookers come from all over the world."

Turns out a hooker is a type of boat.  It's a boat festival.

warriorchick

Quote from: Lazar's Headband on May 25, 2017, 11:56:44 AM
LOL.

On the topic of double entendres, here's a story:

My wife and I honeymooned in Ireland and one city we visited was Galway.  We read our travel book on the train to learn more about the city. It said, "Galway is known for their hookers. Every October the city hosts a renowned hooker festival, where hookers come from all over the world."

Turns out a hooker is a type of boat.  It's a boat festival.

I bet that led to a lot of horny, disappointed tourists.
Have some patience, FFS.

MU82

"It's not how white men fight." - Tucker Carlson

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." - George Washington

"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

StillAWarrior

Quote from: Lazar's Headband on May 25, 2017, 11:56:44 AM
LOL.

On the topic of double entendres, here's a story:

My wife and I honeymooned in Ireland and one city we visited was Galway.  We read our travel book on the train to learn more about the city. It said, "Galway is known for their hookers. Every October the city hosts a renowned hooker festival, where hookers come from all over the world."

Turns out a hooker is a type of boat.  It's a boat festival.

As I started reading that, I thought it might be revealing a completely new meaning to "Galway Girl" -- a song on Ed Sheeran's new album.  Don't judge me...I have three teenage daughters.  And anyone familiar with "The A Team" from his first album knows that his songs can have unexpected -- and dark -- meanings.  I said don't judge me.
Never wrestle with a pig.  You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Billy Hoyle

A friend has a tradition among a group of his HS friends of giving Playboy's to one another from the month and year they were born.  Recently he got one from 1971 and not only were the ads a combination of hilarious and rather un-PC but the comics....wow.

I can't really comment on the articles. Sorry.  ;)
"Kevin thinks 'mother' is half a word." - Mike Deane

rocket surgeon

Quote from: Billy Hoyle on May 25, 2017, 02:21:19 PM
A friend has a tradition among a group of his HS friends of giving Playboy's to one another from the month and year they were born.  Recently he got one from 1971 and not only were the ads a combination of hilarious and rather un-PC but the comics....wow.

I can't really comment on the articles. Sorry.  ;)

pics?
felz Houston ate uncle boozie's hands

Pakuni

Quote from: Lazar's Headband on May 25, 2017, 11:56:44 AM
LOL.

On the topic of double entendres, here's a story:

My wife and I honeymooned in Ireland and one city we visited was Galway.  We read our travel book on the train to learn more about the city. It said, "Galway is known for their hookers. Every October the city hosts a renowned hooker festival, where hookers come from all over the world."

Turns out a hooker is a type of boat.  It's a boat festival.

Did you at least get a chance to take out your dinghy?

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