TAMU Eagle is going to have to work this weekend

[warriorchick]

Good luck with this one, bro:

http://deadspin.com/texas-a-m-receivers-indecent-exposure-defense-bad-cas-1794128992

[Skitch]

Sounds legit.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

4never's doc politely calls this affliction "crabs".

[tower912]

Creative defense.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Kid was just trying to pull the old dicker-rod out of the garage to give it a look-see, ai-na?

[GB Warrior]

Shoulda blamed Snapchat for creating a culture of dick pics

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Good luck with this one, bro:

http://deadspin.com/texas-a-m-receivers-indecent-exposure-defense-bad-cas-1794128992

Thank you.  As I'm sure you can understand,  this will be the limit to my commentary on this one.

[warriorchick]

Thank you.  As I'm sure you can understand,  this will be the limit to my commentary on this one.

I would expect nothing less (or should I say, nothing more).

[4everwarriors]

Another example of a complete idiot fookin' up prosperity, ai na? And who da hell wants ta cee da motherfooker's gurkee, anyhow? Whata turn on, hey?

[Dr. Blackheart]

Another example of a complete idiot fookin' up prosperity, ai na? And who da hell wants ta cee da motherfooker's gurkee, anyhow? Whata turn on, hey?

Gurkee snaps no matta, hey?