The Official Cubs Win The World Series Thread

[brewcity77]

The oldest player to ever hit a home run in the World Series is 25 days younger than me. I guess that finally closes the door on my pro athletics career.

[warriorchick]

The oldest player to ever hit a home run in the World Series is 25 days younger than me. I guess that finally closes the door on my pro athletics career.

No, the oldest player to hit a home run in game 7 of the World Series.

I must say that the stats nerds have been working overtime over at Fox Sports.

[Cooby Snacks]

The oldest player to ever hit a home run in the World Series is 25 days younger than me. I guess that finally closes the door on my pro athletics career.

That's rough. I'm about a month and a half older than LeBron, and he's got 3 rings to my 0, but at least I've still got a few years left to close the gap.

[real chili 83]

Rick Reuschel would have been safe.

World's fastest fat guy.  Hell of a hitter too.

[real chili 83]

Time to send in Bill Hands.

[StillAWarrior]

Anyone remember 1997 when the Indians' untouchable closer blew the save?

Crossing my fingers.

[real chili 83]

Anyone remember 1997 when the Indians' untouchable closer blew the save?

Crossing my fingers.

Hats off.  You called it.

[tower912]

Tiger fan wants to warn that Cleveland is hard to put away.

Nothing.    Just sayin........

[brewcity77]

This is all on Maddon. Took Hendricks out too early, took Lester out too early. Not many bullets left in the bullpen.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Maddon = Bartman?

[real chili 83]

Need some major mojo.  Channeling my inner Don Kessinger.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Need some major mojo.  Channeling my inner Don Kessinger.

Need the Ghost of Cubbies Past here.

[real chili 83]

Short rainfall in Cleveland. Major rain in about 45 minutes. 

Channeling my inner John Milan. 

[tower912]

Why channel the ghosts of a bunch of guys who never won?   Channel the ghosts of Tinkers, Evers, and Chance. 

[real chili 83]

Need the Ghost of Cubbies Past here.

Older card....have him at first. 

[Dr. Blackheart]

Why channel the ghosts of a bunch of guys who never won?   Channel the ghosts of Tinkers, Evers, and Chance.

This angelic spirit shows Scrooge scenes from his past that occurred on or around Christmas, in order to demonstrate to him the necessity of changing his ways, as well as to show the reader how Scrooge came to be a bitter, cold-hearted miser.

In other words, we need a slump buster.

[brewcity77]

Maddon = Bartman?

No, because this is actually Joe's fault.

[real chili 83]

Need a seeing eye base hit.

Or a Texas leaguer.

[Dish]

I have no clue what Joe Maddon is doing. None.

[brewcity77]

I have no clue what Joe Maddon is doing. None.

He's overthinking.

[real chili 83]

Now...it's time to channel my inner Ernie.

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

Need the Ghost of Cubbies Past here.

I think you summoned a double header.

[Benny B]

Go to sleep.  Ain't finishing tonight, folks.

[real chili 83]

This is a short blip.  Heavier stuff passing  though Fremont, not far out from Sandusky.  Get a run here and we got it.

[tower912]

Going to bed.    This will finish tomorrow night.