Quoting Films in Every Day Conversation

[warriorchick]

   Crash Davis.  "What I believe...

       Well I believe in the soul...the co**...the pu**y...the small of a woman's back...the hangin curveball...high fiber...good scotch...that novels of Susan Sontag are of self-indulgent, over-rated crap...I believe lee Harvey Oswald acts alone, I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter, I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft wet kisses that last three days, goodnight"

You quote this on a regular basis?  For your patient's sake, I hope it isn't in the middle of a procedure where they can't escape.

[rocket surgeon]

You quote this on a regular basis?  For your patient's sake, I hope it isn't in the middle of a procedure where they can't escape.

No worries chick, they are so impressed that I can recite this without a flinch or a grin that they don't even hear what I am saying.  Then comes the standing O(ovation that is

[4everwarriors]

Standin' O is always good for a few goosebumps, hey?

[warriorchick]

No worries chick, they are so impressed that I can recite this without a flinch or a grin that they don't even hear what I am saying.  Then comes the standing O(ovation that is

[tower912]

"I think....that goose-stepping morons like yourselves.....should try reading books and not burning them."

[Lennys Tap]

"What we have here...is failure to communicate."

And from the same movie:

"Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."

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I use this more than any other I posted. This is multiple times a day when younger PMs run ideas past me that aren't going to work.

[warriorchick]

[rocket surgeon]

Standin' O is always good for a few goosebumps, hey?

Absolutely, except now ya gotta find a place outside for the smoke.  E-cigs are also frowned upon and Nicorrette just doesn't seem to have the same affect

[rocket surgeon]

Just do them a favor and don't launch into it until the general anesthesia kicks in.

Yeah, but general anesthetic makes me gassy

[PBRme]

Heineken, F*$K that Sh%t, Pabst Blue Ribbon

[Jay Bee]

[PBRme]

Fat, dumb, and lazy is no way to go through life

Candy:  He he he he Ever hear of a ritual killing.... he he he
Douchbag:  I don't get it
Candy:  gnaw on her face in public again and you'll be one.... he he he

[MU82]

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

[SoCalEagle]

"You're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder."

Mighty Mick

[Dr. Blackheart]

Your mom's basement, a'iinna?

[SoCalEagle]

"Ya hungry, Rock?"

[GooooMarquette]

"What the hell's a Ute?"  Unfortunately, it only fits when a Utah game comes on....

"Show me the money."

"Leave that to me."

"I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage."

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

Anytime I see a limo Happy Gilmore comes out: "It must be Burt Reynolds?!"

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

Blame Canada!

You know what sucks about being a Baldwin?  Nothing!

Haven't you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?  I don't listen to hip hop.

Get Bill Gates in here!... I thought you said Windows 98 would be better and faster...It is.  Up to 3 [gun shot]...

[naginiF]

Last night driving 10yr old and teammate to baseball game:

Kid: Woah, that's a cool motorcycle
little naginiF: No.  Don't....
Me:  That's not a motorcycle baby.  That's a chopper.

Couldn't have been happier.

[warriorchick]

Last night driving 10yr old and teammate to baseball game:

Kid: Woah, that's a cool motorcycle
little naginiF: No.  Don't....
Me:  That's not a motorcycle baby.  That's a chopper.

Couldn't have been happier.

This reminds me of my favorite movie quote story ever.

Glow and I took glow jr. and chick jr. up to the Northern Wisconsin for a vacation.  The were probably about six and eight.

One evening, we stopped at a classic Northwoods tavern for a beverage.  The kids always loved the fact that they are allowed to sit at the bar in Wisconsin. They climbed up on their stools as the bartender approached them.

glow jr.: (to bartender)  This is a BEAUTIFUL place you've got here, Bob!

chick jr.:  They have both kinds of music here: Country AND Western!

I've never been more proud.

[mu03eng]

Blame Canada!

You know what sucks about being a Baldwin?  Nothing!

Haven't you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?  I don't listen to hip hop.

Get Bill Gates in here!... I thought you said Windows 98 would be better and faster...It is.  Up to 3 [gun shot]...

This reminded me....nothing makes my 10 month old laugh harder than when I do the "MAP" voice from that movie right before Gates shows up...and when I do the "We are the Knights who say NEEEEE"


Another line I use all the time from movies, but at this point I can't tell if I'm doing the actual doing the movie line or all the parodies of the movie line "It's a trap!"

[rocket surgeon]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?  Hell no...

[muwarrior69]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?  Hell no...

I bet you tell your patients with that drill in your hand, "Go ahead, make my day."