Author Topic: Quoting Films in Every Day Conversation (Read 15251 times)

StillAWarrior · « **Reply #25 on:** September 13, 2016, 09:54:08 AM »

PTM - some really good ones. Made me think of:

Benny B · « **Reply #26 on:** September 13, 2016, 09:57:11 AM »

Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on September 13, 2016, 09:05:10 AM

I have plenty of used movie lines, and they are all situational.

Here are my two favorites that - as a parent of three - are applicable to most every situation I encounter these days.

TV Show: "Children are the future... today belongs to me."

Movie: "Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it? [turning to my wife or another adult*] Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga."

*If children are present.

Jay Bee · « **Reply #27 on:** September 13, 2016, 10:13:25 AM »

"What do we get for ten dollars?"

warriorchick · « **Reply #28 on:** September 13, 2016, 10:23:58 AM »

It's so damn hot....

Spotcheck Billy · « **Reply #29 on:** September 13, 2016, 10:34:52 AM »

I probably use some of these too much:

Don't call me Shirley!

It's in the hole!

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

You talking to me?

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

Houston, we have a problem.

You can't handle the truth!

I'll be back.
and of course: Hasta la vista, baby.

jesmu84 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 13, 2016, 10:35:30 AM »

Lots of Adam Sandler movies (Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison), Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber), National Lampoon Vacation movies, Caddyshack, Home Alone. I'm sure there are more.

Also, The Office, Seinfeld, Friends from TV

🏀 · « **Reply #31 on:** September 13, 2016, 11:05:33 AM »

Quote from: StillAWarrior on September 13, 2016, 09:54:08 AM

PTM - some really good ones. Made me think of:

Missed that, damnit.

mikekinsellaMVP · « **Reply #32 on:** September 13, 2016, 11:30:21 AM »

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CTWarrior · « **Reply #33 on:** September 13, 2016, 11:34:05 AM »

Strangely, I use a few from Dodgeball

"Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur!"

"I'm shocked!"

"You're about as useful as a poop-flavored lollipop!"

HouWarrior · « **Reply #34 on:** September 13, 2016, 02:11:36 PM »

I regularly use quotes from Godfather, Caddyshack, etc
These top 100 lists have many of them:

http://www.afi.com/100years/quotes.aspx

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/the-100-best-movie-quotes-of-all-time-as-chosen-by-hollywood-a6895141.html

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lists/best-movie-quotes-hollywoods-top-867142/item/frankly-my-dear-hollywoods-100-866743

Recently, I had to laugh when I noticed my 5 year grandchild was using a quote from Frozen...the tradition will live on without being taught. lol

drewm88 · « **Reply #35 on:** September 13, 2016, 02:22:03 PM »

PAPA (Fredo voice)
Cram it up your cram hole.
His head fell off!
Why don't you eat up and we'll tell ya.
So I got that going for me...which is nice.
It's in the hole.
I don't think the heavy stuff's going to come down for quite a while.
You'll get nothing and like it.

And basically the entirety of Step Brothers...
There's so much room for activities.
I didn't want salmon! I said it four times!
This wedding is horsecrap.
I'm not going to call him Dad. Even if there's a fire.
Luscious V of hair from my chest pubes down to my ball fro.
Stay gold, pony boy.
Investors? Possibly you!
Did we just become best friends?
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloane Kettering, and they were blazing that crap up every day.
Dane Cook, Pay Per View, 20 minutes, let's go!
This is a house of learned doctors.

mu03eng · « **Reply #36 on:** September 13, 2016, 02:30:07 PM »

If a day goes by without a Caddyshack quote, something has gone terribly wrong.

others:
"If someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES"

"This s#$ts chess, it ain't checkers"

"Is it behind the rabbit?"

"Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's a$$ by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?"

"Would you put on some pants, it feels weird having to ask a second time"

"Stop preparing, you're always preparing, just go"

"then they're on double secret probation!"

"What was all that one in a million talk?"

Many many others as well.

muwarrior69 · « **Reply #37 on:** September 13, 2016, 03:18:03 PM »

Quote from: warriorchick on September 13, 2016, 10:23:58 AM

It's so damn hot....

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

TAMU, Knower of Ball · « **Reply #38 on:** September 13, 2016, 03:18:58 PM »

Now go get your Fing shine box

MU1992 · « **Reply #39 on:** September 13, 2016, 03:43:58 PM »

The world needs ditch diggers too.

Juan Anderson's Mixtape · « **Reply #40 on:** September 13, 2016, 04:25:43 PM »

One hit...one gd hit.. You can't say gd on the air...ah, no ones listening...

Can I get those TPS reports, ASAP?

PC Load Letter? What the F*#$ does that mean?

I'm shocked, shocked that there's gambling going on here!...Your winnings.

KAAAAHHHHNNNNNN!!!

No, that's not true. That's impossible!

1...2...3...4...5...that sounds like the combination on an idiot's luggage....remind me to change the combination on my luggage.

A$$holes! I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes!

Pizza the Hut!?!?!

Only one person dare give me the raspberries...Lone Star.

Yogurt? I hate yogurt!

mu03eng · « **Reply #41 on:** September 13, 2016, 04:35:37 PM »

Quote from: Lazar's Headband on September 13, 2016, 04:25:43 PM

One hit...one gd hit.. You can't say gd on the air...ah, no ones listening...

Can I get those TPS reports, ASAP?

PC Load Letter? What the F*#$ does that mean?

I'm shocked, shocked that there's gambling going on here!...Your winnings.

KAAAAHHHHNNNNNN!!!

No, that's not true. That's impossible!

1...2...3...4...5...that sounds like the combination on an idiot's luggage....remind me to change the combination on my luggage.

A$$holes! I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes!

Pizza the Hut!?!?!

Only one person dare give me the raspberries...Lone Star.

Yogurt? I hate yogurt!

When will now be then???? Soon! WHOOOOOO!

mu03eng · « **Reply #42 on:** September 13, 2016, 04:36:49 PM »

"There's no crying is baseball"

"Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dougan"....that's good advice kid.

"Never tell me the odds"

warriorchick · « **Reply #43 on:** September 13, 2016, 04:41:23 PM »

One of my faves. My kids say this whenever they can't hear someone on the phone.

tower912 · « **Reply #44 on:** September 13, 2016, 04:44:08 PM »

Timing and context being important..... I learned that when you tell your boss that they have managed to make your fire department into a combination of a Dilbert cartoon and the movie Office Space, comparing what they are currently worrying about to an obsession with cover sheets for TPS reports..... yeah, sometimes that can piss them off. Who knew?

mikekinsellaMVP · « **Reply #45 on:** September 13, 2016, 05:01:21 PM »

Quote from: tower912 on September 13, 2016, 04:44:08 PM

Timing and context being important..... I learned that when you tell your boss that they have managed to make your fire department into a combination of a Dilbert cartoon and the movie Office Space, comparing what they are currently worrying about to an obsession with cover sheets for TPS reports..... yeah, sometimes that can piss them off. Who knew?

That's when you bust out the Blazing Saddles. "For my next impression, Jesse Owens!"

TAMU, Knower of Ball · « **Reply #46 on:** September 13, 2016, 05:49:30 PM »

How could I have missed space balls!

It's my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do.

I see your schratz is as a big as mine.

Prepare for metamorphosis! Ready Kafka?

Sir aren't you afraid were being a little too literal?

Holy shiit. They've gone to plaid!

reinko · « **Reply #47 on:** September 13, 2016, 05:54:00 PM »

Quote from: CTWarrior on September 13, 2016, 11:34:05 AM

Strangely, I use a few from Dodgeball

"Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur!"

"I'm shocked!"

"You're about as useful as a poop-flavored lollipop!"

HouWarrior · « **Reply #48 on:** September 13, 2016, 06:00:40 PM »

Context .....that reminds me of a conference call.

I was hired to advise some Nevada folks on buying some gaming assets out of a casino bankruptcy.

During the call one of the Nevada guys says ...."what about the related licenses...what should we bid for those?..."

I couldnt resist...

I said..."Now the price of the license is less than 20,000 dollars, am I right? ..."

The guys actually says..."thats right"

I reply...."Now why would we ever consider paying more than that? ..."
The guy is a little confused ....so (as I am committed) I go all the way...and say..." well ....you can have my answer now if you like. Our offer to them is this -- nothing. Not even the fee for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you all would put up personally..."

Finally another lawyer bursts in.."Godfather RIGHT!!'''....

It finally got a bit of a laugh from all those on the call, but I think they thought it less funny/appropriate than I.

Yup, context can be important. Oh well..I had a chuckle, anyway.

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #49 on:** September 13, 2016, 07:07:32 PM »

Crash Davis. "What I believe...

Well I believe in the soul...the co**...the pu**y...the small of a woman's back...the hangin curveball...high fiber...good scotch...that novels of Susan Sontag are of self-indulgent, over-rated crap...I believe lee Harvey Oswald acts alone, I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter, I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft wet kisses that last three days, goodnight"

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Author Topic: Quoting Films in Every Day Conversation (Read 15251 times)