Author Topic: Quoting Films in Every Day Conversation (Read 15252 times)

warriorchick · « **Reply #50 on:** September 13, 2016, 07:50:17 PM »

Quote from: rocket surgeon on September 13, 2016, 07:07:32 PM

Crash Davis. "What I believe...

Well I believe in the soul...the co**...the pu**y...the small of a woman's back...the hangin curveball...high fiber...good scotch...that novels of Susan Sontag are of self-indulgent, over-rated crap...I believe lee Harvey Oswald acts alone, I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter, I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft wet kisses that last three days, goodnight"

You quote this on a regular basis? For your patient's sake, I hope it isn't in the middle of a procedure where they can't escape.

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #51 on:** September 13, 2016, 07:59:46 PM »

Quote from: warriorchick on September 13, 2016, 07:50:17 PM

You quote this on a regular basis? For your patient's sake, I hope it isn't in the middle of a procedure where they can't escape.

No worries chick, they are so impressed that I can recite this without a flinch or a grin that they don't even hear what I am saying. Then comes the standing O(ovation that is

4everwarriors · « **Reply #52 on:** September 13, 2016, 08:08:59 PM »

Standin' O is always good for a few goosebumps, hey?

warriorchick · « **Reply #53 on:** September 13, 2016, 08:15:45 PM »

Quote from: rocket surgeon on September 13, 2016, 07:59:46 PM

No worries chick, they are so impressed that I can recite this without a flinch or a grin that they don't even hear what I am saying. Then comes the standing O(ovation that is

tower912 · « **Reply #54 on:** September 13, 2016, 08:37:24 PM »

"I think....that goose-stepping morons like yourselves.....should try reading books and not burning them."

Lennys Tap · « **Reply #55 on:** September 13, 2016, 08:42:12 PM »

"What we have here...is failure to communicate."

And from the same movie:

"Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."

🏀 · « **Reply #56 on:** September 13, 2016, 09:15:11 PM »

Quote from: reinko on September 13, 2016, 05:54:00 PM

I use this more than any other I posted. This is multiple times a day when younger PMs run ideas past me that aren't going to work.

warriorchick · « **Reply #57 on:** September 13, 2016, 09:55:31 PM »

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #58 on:** September 14, 2016, 04:55:34 AM »

Quote from: 4everwarriors on September 13, 2016, 08:08:59 PM

Standin' O is always good for a few goosebumps, hey?

Absolutely, except now ya gotta find a place outside for the smoke. E-cigs are also frowned upon and Nicorrette just doesn't seem to have the same affect

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #59 on:** September 14, 2016, 04:58:13 AM »

Quote from: warriorchick on September 13, 2016, 08:15:45 PM

Just do them a favor and don't launch into it until the general anesthesia kicks in.

Yeah, but general anesthetic makes me gassy

PBRme · « **Reply #60 on:** September 14, 2016, 09:19:33 AM »

Heineken, F*$K that Sh%t, Pabst Blue Ribbon

Jay Bee · « **Reply #61 on:** September 14, 2016, 09:31:34 AM »

PBRme · « **Reply #62 on:** September 14, 2016, 04:25:41 PM »

Fat, dumb, and lazy is no way to go through life

Candy: He he he he Ever hear of a ritual killing.... he he he
Douchbag: I don't get it
Candy: gnaw on her face in public again and you'll be one.... he he he

MU82 · « **Reply #63 on:** September 14, 2016, 05:32:25 PM »

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

SoCalEagle · « **Reply #64 on:** September 14, 2016, 09:59:15 PM »

"You're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder."

Mighty Mick

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #65 on:** September 14, 2016, 10:05:13 PM »

Quote from: Jay Bee on September 14, 2016, 09:31:34 AM

Your mom's basement, a'iinna?

SoCalEagle · « **Reply #66 on:** September 14, 2016, 10:12:55 PM »

"Ya hungry, Rock?"

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #67 on:** September 14, 2016, 10:29:54 PM »

"What the hell's a Ute?" Unfortunately, it only fits when a Utah game comes on....

"Show me the money."

"Leave that to me."

"I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage."

MU Fan in Connecticut · « **Reply #68 on:** September 15, 2016, 06:59:35 AM »

Anytime I see a limo Happy Gilmore comes out: "It must be Burt Reynolds?!"

Juan Anderson's Mixtape · « **Reply #69 on:** September 15, 2016, 07:40:06 AM »

Blame Canada!

You know what sucks about being a Baldwin? Nothing!

Haven't you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation? I don't listen to hip hop.

Get Bill Gates in here!... I thought you said Windows 98 would be better and faster...It is. Up to 3 [gun shot]...

naginiF · « **Reply #70 on:** September 15, 2016, 09:02:27 AM »

Last night driving 10yr old and teammate to baseball game:

Kid: Woah, that's a cool motorcycle
little naginiF: No. Don't....
Me: That's not a motorcycle baby. That's a chopper.

Couldn't have been happier.

warriorchick · « **Reply #71 on:** September 15, 2016, 11:07:07 AM »

Quote from: naginiF on September 15, 2016, 09:02:27 AM

Last night driving 10yr old and teammate to baseball game:

Kid: Woah, that's a cool motorcycle
little naginiF: No. Don't....
Me: That's not a motorcycle baby. That's a chopper.

Couldn't have been happier.

This reminds me of my favorite movie quote story ever.

Glow and I took glow jr. and chick jr. up to the Northern Wisconsin for a vacation. The were probably about six and eight.

One evening, we stopped at a classic Northwoods tavern for a beverage. The kids always loved the fact that they are allowed to sit at the bar in Wisconsin. They climbed up on their stools as the bartender approached them.

glow jr.: (to bartender) This is a BEAUTIFUL place you've got here, Bob!

chick jr.: They have both kinds of music here: Country AND Western!

I've never been more proud.

mu03eng · « **Reply #72 on:** September 15, 2016, 11:13:16 AM »

Quote from: Lazar's Headband on September 15, 2016, 07:40:06 AM

Blame Canada!

You know what sucks about being a Baldwin? Nothing!

Haven't you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation? I don't listen to hip hop.

Get Bill Gates in here!... I thought you said Windows 98 would be better and faster...It is. Up to 3 [gun shot]...

This reminded me....nothing makes my 10 month old laugh harder than when I do the "MAP" voice from that movie right before Gates shows up...and when I do the "We are the Knights who say NEEEEE"

Another line I use all the time from movies, but at this point I can't tell if I'm doing the actual doing the movie line or all the parodies of the movie line "It's a trap!"

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #73 on:** September 15, 2016, 09:58:34 PM »

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no...

muwarrior69 · « **Reply #74 on:** September 16, 2016, 09:15:33 AM »

Quote from: rocket surgeon on September 15, 2016, 09:58:34 PM

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no...

I bet you tell your patients with that drill in your hand, "Go ahead, make my day."

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Author Topic: Quoting Films in Every Day Conversation (Read 15252 times)