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[the eagle]

VCU Boards have anything on this?

I have read this whole thread to learn nothing.  This however wins post of the day for me.

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

White Bronco doing circles around The Al?

May need to rename this thread Fantastical Craptastic Redux.

[4everwarriors]

Geraldo crackin' open Capone's vault at da Al, ai na?

[Loose Cannon]

Fleet of Ice cream trucks on campus.  Pullin out all stop.

[forgetful]

Where is SMU17 when we need him.

[ChicosBailBonds]

Gold Hummers seen?

[RushmoreAcademy]

Doing my part to get this thread to double digit pages.

[bilsu]

Just wait until someone starts a new thread on April 1st.

[drewm88]

No Haiku's yet? I'm disappointed in yall. Going back to ChitownEllenson cause I feel like we're rerecruiting him all over again. I mean, it did work once right?

Better try again
Load up your translation app
And re-read the thread

[NickelDimer]

Word is Mike Hunt is working on an investigative story that MU might be interested in recruiting Henry Ellenson

Perfection

[Sharpie]

I just saw wojo in a karate outfit riding an atv down Wells. Not a good sign.

[real chili 83]

I heard Wojo didn't flush today.

[Archies Bat]

I just talked to a buddy at channel 6.  The story will be on the C-block on the 10pm news.  Apparently, it was a combined student rally and alumni event.  The student (I believe his name was Bob) was asked if alumni really had to wear a gold sweater vest when describing how good it was at the 'Lanche and Lenny's back in the 70"s.

[GoldenWarrior11]

Will Wojo be announcing he is donating money for an MU soccer stadium?

[Dr. Blackheart]

Larry Williams sweat-stained golf hat was accidently discovered in the promotions closet by a new intern, prompting a haz-mat evacuation of The Al. 

[Silkk the Shaka]

"Let's go." "We can't." "Why not?" "We're waiting for Godot."

"Nothing happens. Nobody comes, nobody goes. It's awful."

"ESTRAGON: I can't go on like this.
VLADIMIR: That's what you think."

Nothing ever happens in Blaine

[real chili 83]

Nothing ever happens in Blaine

The real action is in Maple Grove.  Just ax JB.

[GooooMarquette]

I see. I believe the scientific term for what you are describing is a scoop rumor circle jerk

Confirmed.

[MUBBesota]

One of the players on the team is saying that Henry for sure plans on not hiring an agent but working out to get a better of where he'll get drafted and then deciding if he wants to come back 

[mu03eng]

Just drove by the Al and took this picture, does anyone know what it means?

[dgies9156]

Regardless,

Bennny:

Is that the Duluth-Superior High Bridge in the background?

[Blackhat]

This thread is

[4everwarriors]

T-Cubed was spotted at da Al rockin' his signature shades, too long tie, and Cost Cutters do, axin' for a new tacklin' dummy and his job back, ai na?

[MU82]

Dumb.

EDIT: I would think that 5,500+ posts warrants some credibility. Obviously not.

I am not sure if I'll be able to go on knowing you feel this way about me, but I'll try.

[Windyplayer]

I am not sure if I'll be able to go on knowing you feel this way about me, but I'll try.

hey, I picked up the sarcasm this time! I guess I just don't get the need to make those posts in the context of all of us half expecting an announcement. It just fanned a wave of anticipation that resulted in a pretty big collective time suck. If you were looking for attention, you certainly got it.