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[Oldgym]

I just talked to a friend who's sister talked to a professor who's cousin talked  to a friend who saw Henry pass out at Culver's last night.

I guess it's pretty serious.

[mu03eng]

You owe me a new keyboard as I spit my water all over it when I saw this post.

[GooooMarquette]

 I heard a rumor from a reliable source, but I can neither confirm nor deny it at this point. However, if someone else confirms the same rumor, I will confirm as a second source. If someone confirms a different rumor, I will of course deny my original rumor, unless both turn out to be true. In that case, I will confirm both rumors. If both rumors turn out to be incorrect, I likewise will deny both.

I hope this clarifies everything.

[mu03eng]

I heard a rumor from a reliable source, but I can neither confirm nor deny it at this point. However, if someone else confirms the same rumor, I will confirm as a second source. If someone confirms a different rumor, I will of course deny my original rumor, unless both turn out to be true. In that case, I will confirm both rumors. If both rumors turn out to be incorrect, I likewise will deny both.

I hope this clarifies everything.

[Windyplayer]

News crews at the Al as we speak.  Speculation from inside is they are there to see Henry.

So they saw him...and left.

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

I heard a rumor from a reliable source, but I can neither confirm nor deny it at this point. However, if someone else confirms the same rumor, I will confirm as a second source. If someone confirms a different rumor, I will of course deny my original rumor, unless both turn out to be true. In that case, I will confirm both rumors. If both rumors turn out to be incorrect, I likewise will deny both.

I hope this clarifies everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgqPpdluoes

[MattyWarrior]

I'm leaving for Florida at 4am, let me know from the sources when I return. Over and out.

[GoldenWarrior11]

Our world isn't real...

[mu03eng]

Our world isn't real...

[muhoops1]

Isn't the coverage related to John McAdams' suspension?

[real chili 83]

So they saw him...and left.

Source hasn't returned e-mail on my question on whether the press tracked HE down. 

Who's the knucklehead who started all this worthless crap anyways?

[SERocks]

Who's the knucklehead who started all this worthless crap anyways?

Would seem to have missed on both.  News and breaking.

Ah well.

Kept the day interesting.

[wrkguy526]

Source hasn't returned e-mail on my question on whether the press tracked HE down. 

Who's the knucklehead who started all this worthless crap anyways?

Some hooligan - there was no press, ever. See picture from my confidential source, just West of the AL at around 930am.

[KampusFoods]

Man, the thought of this Friday, April Fools Day, during #HenryWatch... can't wait.

[BM1090]

Man, the thought of this Friday, April Fools Day, during #HenryWatch... can't wait.

Lord.

I hope he just announces tonight or tomorrow.

Or I hope chaos ensues and we get a Henry staying/leaving, a transfer rumor, Howard/Fernando/Vital committing, etc.

[fjm]

Here's hoping for chaos!

[GoldenWarrior11]

Here's hoping for chaos!

Chaos?  Did somebody say chaos?  Let's make sure Henry knows it shouldn't be about the money...

[source?]

Source hasn't returned e-mail on my question on whether the press tracked HE down. 

Who's the knucklehead who started all this worthless crap anyways?

If you'd quit forwarding cat pics I'd take you off my spam list.

[mu03eng]

Here's hoping for chaos!

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

WOJO TO NBA HENRY NAMED HEAD COACH

twist.....

[MU82]

I am outraged at those who think I only make sarcastic posts.

My aunt's 3rd cousin, who almost knows how to spell Marquette -- and almost knows it isn't in Michigan -- has confirmed ...

HE stayne!!!

Celebrate, Warrior Land, celebrate!!!!

[Dawson Rental]

"Let's go." "We can't." "Why not?" "We're waiting for Godot."

"Nothing happens. Nobody comes, nobody goes. It's awful."

"ESTRAGON: I can't go on like this.
VLADIMIR: That's what you think."

[Windyplayer]

I am outraged at those who think I only make sarcastic posts.

My aunt's 3rd cousin, who almost knows how to spell Marquette -- and almost knows it isn't in Michigan -- has confirmed ...

HE stayne!!!

Celebrate, Warrior Land, celebrate!!!!

Dumb.

EDIT: I would think that 5,500+ posts warrants some credibility. Obviously not.

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

No Haiku's yet? I'm disappointed in yall. Going back to ChitownEllenson cause I feel like we're rerecruiting him all over again. I mean, it did work once right?

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

I heard a rumor from a reliable source, but I can neither confirm nor deny it at this point. However, if someone else confirms the same rumor, I will confirm as a second source. If someone confirms a different rumor, I will of course deny my original rumor, unless both turn out to be true. In that case, I will confirm both rumors. If both rumors turn out to be incorrect, I likewise will deny both.

I hope this clarifies everything.

I see. I believe the scientific term for what you are describing is a scoop rumor circle jerk