Bo Ryan Story

[DUNKS45]

Does Dunks have a mayo-based salsa?

beautiful  reading my fellow scoopers. I have a limited salsa available  only in Madison, it comes in a tara-cota bowl and is flavored with bo-barry.

Merry Christmas!  thanks for the heads up Real chili 83

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

"A Tara-ble Fall: How Bo Ryan Went from Humpty to Dumpty"

"Olive Garden State: Bo Ryan & The Coming of Age of Wisconsin Basketball"

"Red, White, and Blew: A Look at Bo Ryan's Time at Wisconsin"

"Getting Screwed: Bo Ryan's Guide to Working the Refs & Other Tips"

[The Process]

"Eskimo Brothers: A Lifetime Special about Bo, Barry, and their Vinegar Strokes."

[JimmyLikesBasketball]

BREAKING: Leaked image of the newborn #WhatChildIsThis #BoJr #DoneDeal

[syscokid]

A friend of mine who likes bucky told me Bo had 2 rooms at the final 4. One was for his wife, one was for the girlfriend. Supposedly the GF was in her 50's.... for what it's worth. I have heard multiple rumors form different sources about this whole topic. I find it awesome, because BADger fans always pride themselves on Bo doing things "the right way". Supposedly TMZ is "gathering info" as we speak. I'm expecting something to break very soon. Sit back and enjoy.....

[WarriorPride68]

Supposedly TMZ is "gathering info" as we speak. I'm expecting something to break very soon. Sit back and enjoy.....

Wait..you have a source at TMZ? That is a first.

Hopefully it's the autozone story

[rocket surgeon]

A friend of mine who likes bucky told me Bo had 2 rooms at the final 4. One was for his wife, one was for the girlfriend. Supposedly the GF was in her 50's.... for what it's worth. I have heard multiple rumors form different sources about this whole topic. I find it awesome, because BADger fans always pride themselves on Bo doing things "the right way". Supposedly TMZ is "gathering info" as we speak. I'm expecting something to break very soon. Sit back and enjoy.....

in her 50's?  shoot, i was hoping something in her late 20's-30's.  that would really be cougar-esque-heyna?  plus, if you're gonna go down(pun intended if you wish) ya might as well enjoy the fall-heyna heyna??  put the ole coaching skills to use-show her that slow down offense and working the shot clock

[The Process]

in her 50's?  shoot, i was hoping something in her late 20's-30's.  that would really be cougar-esque-heyna?  plus, if you're gonna go down(pun intended if you wish) ya might as well enjoy the fall-heyna heyna??  put the ole coaching skills to use-show her that slow down offense and working the shot clock

Well, we all know Bo liked talent that took time to develop.

[Skatastrophy]

Well, we all know Bo liked talent that took time to develop.

Bo Ryan is a pædophile?

[The Process]

Bo Ryan is a pædophile?

No, referring to the supposed mistress being middle aged instead of 20s/30s.

[We R Final Four]

Bo Ryan is a pædophile?

Yes.....and a murderer!

[warriorchick]

A friend of mine who likes bucky told me Bo had 2 rooms at the final 4. One was for his wife, one was for the girlfriend. Supposedly the GF was in her 50's.... for what it's worth. I have heard multiple rumors form different sources about this whole topic. I find it awesome, because BADger fans always pride themselves on Bo doing things "the right way". Supposedly TMZ is "gathering info" as we speak. I'm expecting something to break very soon. Sit back and enjoy.....

.

Hey, I resemble that remark.

[brewcity77]

No, referring to the supposed mistress being middle aged instead of 20s/30s.

Not sure "supposed mistress" should be in the singular.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

"Superman that ho."

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

"Superman that ho."

+1

[ChicosBailBonds]

A friend of mine who likes bucky told me Bo had 2 rooms at the final 4. One was for his wife, one was for the girlfriend. Supposedly the GF was in her 50's.... for what it's worth. I have heard multiple rumors form different sources about this whole topic. I find it awesome, because BADger fans always pride themselves on Bo doing things "the right way". Supposedly TMZ is "gathering info" as we speak. I'm expecting something to break very soon. Sit back and enjoy.....

TMZ with Steve Novak.....

http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/26/steve-novak-steph-curry-toilets/

[rocket surgeon]

TMZ with Steve Novak.....

http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/26/steve-novak-steph-curry-toilets/

yeah, i get the auto flush part, but do these things pull da crap outaya too?  oh and thanks for the goulart bonus...pay to see that bum on my auto flush eatin stale saltines der hey. 

[Big Daddy 84]

How it all went down (or close to it)


First Date:
Tara : You're here with a strange girl being a naughty boy.
Bo : I don't think having dinner with anybody's a crime.
Tara : [to Bo] We were attracted to each other at the party, that was obvious! You're on your own for the night, that's also obvious... we're two adults.
Tara : Have you ever done it in an elevator?
Bo : Not recently, no.
Tara : You must be discreet.
Bo : Oh, god yeah.
Tara : Are you?
Bo : Am I what?
Tara : Discreet?
Bo : Yes, I'm discreet.
Tara : Me, too.
Tara : [to Bo] You play fair with me, I'll play fair with you.
Bo: Oh I believe in fair play!!!

After the national championship game:
Tara : I had a wonderful time last night. I'd like to screw you again. Is that possible?
Bo : No. I just don't think it's possible.
Bo : Look, Tara... I like you. And maybe if I wasn't with somebody else, I'd be with you. But I am.
Tara : Please don't justify yourself, it's pathetic. You'd tell me to unnatural carnal knowledge off, I'd have more respect for you.
Bo : All right, then unnatural carnal knowledge off.


6 Months later:
Tara : [to Bo] I guess you thought you'd get away with it. Well, you can't.
Bo : Why are you trying to hurt me?
Tara : I'm not trying to hurt you Bo, I love you!
Bo : You what?
Tara : I love you!
Bo : You don't even know me
Tara : How can you say that?
Bo : You're so sad. You know that, Tara? Lonely and very sad.
Tara : Don't you ever pity me, you smug bastard.
Bo : I'll pity you... I'll pity you. I'll pity you because you're sick.
Tara : Why? Because I won't allow you treat me like some slut of Barry's that you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage?
Tara : [to Bo] Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Bo!

Next Day in Barry's Office
Bo : [to Barry] She keeps calling the condo. Every time Kelly answers the phone, she hangs up. I'm scared Barry, and I don't want to lose my family.
Barry: crap, crap, crap!
BO : [repeating Barry] crap, crap, crap! crap, crap, crap!
Bo : [to Barry] This has got to stop.
Barry: Whatever resentment she's feeling, she probably got it out of her system.
Bo : What if she didn't get it out of her system? What then?

Later that same day:
Tara : [to Kelly] And don't you think I understand what you're doing? You're trying to get him out of  the country... and you're keeping him away from me. And you're playing happy family. Aren't you?
[begins to slice her own leg with a butcher knife]
Tara : You wouldn't understand that because you're so... so selfish. He told me about you. He told me about you. He was very honest. If you weren't so stupid, you'd know that. But you're so stupid. You're so stupid... you're a stupid, selfish bitch!



Final message to Bo:
Tara : [from her voicemail, which Bo is listening to] Hello, Bo. Are you surprised? This is what you force me to do. I guess you thought you'd get away with it. Well... you can't. 'Cause part of you is growing inside of me, and that's a fact, Bo. You'd better start... Learning how to deal with it. Just so you know... I feel you. I taste you. I think of you. I touch you. Can you understand? Can you? I'm just... asking you... to acknowledge your responsibilities. I... Is that so bad? I-I don't think so. I don't think it's unreasonable. And... you know, another thing... And it's that you thought you could just walk into my life, and turn it upside down, without a thought for anyone but yourself. You know what you are, Bo? You are a cocksucking son of a bitch. I hate you. I bet you don't even like real girls, do you? Ha! You disappoint me, you fucking pretty boy!!
Kelly  : [to Bo] We better get going kiddo, we're gonna be late for the plane.

[Skatastrophy]

Holy crap. Big Daddy bringin' the fan fic!

[We R Final Four]

Bunny rabbit in the pot on the stove?

[The Process]

Not sure "supposed mistress" should be in the singular.

Good point.

Only one concern w big daddy's fan fic: it doesn't address the whole Bo and Barry being Eskimo Brothers aspect.

Yes, I know, gross but... ok, it's gross

[niquejamesfan]

Could the full story be closer to coming out.  Obviously Bruesewitz goes against the UW flow of "nothing to see here."

http://www.foxsports.com/wisconsin/imported-bru/bo-ryan-mike-bruesewitz-wisconsin-badgers-imported-bru-heroes-remembered-legends-never-die-123015

"For Coach to have retired at this point in the season is strange, and there are several personal, political and altruistic reasons for the odd and sudden retirement. There has been much speculation about the reasons behind it since it has now been almost two weeks since Coach Ryan retired but that is not what this article is about."

[real chili 83]

Could the full story be closer to coming out.  Obviously Bruesewitz goes against the UW flow of "nothing to see here."

http://www.foxsports.com/wisconsin/imported-bru/bo-ryan-mike-bruesewitz-wisconsin-badgers-imported-bru-heroes-remembered-legends-never-die-123015

"For Coach to have retired at this point in the season is strange, and there are several personal, political and altruistic reasons for the odd and sudden retirement. There has been much speculation about the reasons behind it since it has now been almost two weeks since Coach Ryan retired but that is not what this article is about."

Barf

[ChicosBailBonds]

[WarriorPride68]

A friend of mine who likes bucky told me Bo had 2 rooms at the final 4. One was for his wife, one was for the girlfriend. Supposedly the GF was in her 50's.... for what it's worth. I have heard multiple rumors form different sources about this whole topic. I find it awesome, because BADger fans always pride themselves on Bo doing things "the right way". Supposedly TMZ is "gathering info" as we speak. I'm expecting something to break very soon. Sit back and enjoy.....

So...how long do we have to wait?? I have no patience