Daily Dose of Doom Thread

[mu_hilltopper]

Mmmm.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/09/hackers-lie-in-wait-after-penetrating-us-and-europe-power-grid-networks/

[Spotcheck Billy]

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/856288/end-of-the-world-September-23-2017-Nibiru-Planet-X

[mu_hilltopper]

Carpe diem.  It's your last diem.

http://fox59.com/2017/09/20/researcher-says-this-saturday-will-be-the-end-of-the-world/

Well, it was fun while it lasted.  Sort of.

[mu_hilltopper]

Damnit.  Never mind.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/09/22/doomsday-is-not-on-saturday-after-all-writer-says-after-predicting-end-world.html

[Archies Bat]

Damnit.  Never mind.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/09/22/doomsday-is-not-on-saturday-after-all-writer-says-after-predicting-end-world.html

I chose not to cut the grass yesterday and had a cocktail instead, just in case.  Now I need to get it cut before football.

[rocket surgeon]

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/856288/end-of-the-world-September-23-2017-Nibiru-Planet-X

according to david meade, i am not supposed to be writing this as his initial predictions called for an end of the world as we know it...yesterday.   a giant meteor was supposed to arrive to our demise.  well i guess that didn't work out too well for him. 
i was getting a little skeptical however when his publicist was getting calls for mr. meade to appear on various talk shows.  well, as expected, he was booked solid the week leading up to our implosion, but he did say he had a few openings in next week's schedule

[rocket surgeon]

I chose not to cut the grass yesterday and had a cocktail instead, just in case.  Now I need to get it cut before football.

cut the grass??  it's all brown and crunchy out here,  just got back from Az and it's difficult to tell who is dryer

[Archies Bat]

cut the grass??  it's all brown and crunchy out here,  just got back from Az and it's difficult to tell who is dryer

I'm a little farther south than Wisconsin.  I'll be cutting for another month before my Bermuda grass goes dormant.

[mu_hilltopper]

Normally I'd shy away from Fox News, but .. well, doom.   You don't even need to read the article, just the headline.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/09/28/fox-news-poll-world-going-to-hell-in-handbasket-as-nation-comes-apart-at-seams.html

[Archies Bat]

Normally I'd shy away from Fox News, but .. well, doom.   You don't even need to read the article, just the headline.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/09/28/fox-news-poll-world-going-to-hell-in-handbasket-as-nation-comes-apart-at-seams.html

I swear I already saw that article, but it was about Scoop, not the world.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Normally I'd shy away from Fox News, but .. well, doom.   You don't even need to read the article, just the headline.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/09/28/fox-news-poll-world-going-to-hell-in-handbasket-as-nation-comes-apart-at-seams.html

.

This made me wonder about the origin of this phrase as it is certainly odd.  "Going to hell in a hand basket" has its own wiki page, who knew?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_hell_in_a_handbasket

[rocket surgeon]

if your kid plays the flute, i mean the musical instrument-better have it checked out because you wouldn't believe what many be wrong with it and it's some really sick stuff-

http://www.asianage.com/life/more-features/011017/california-schools-warn-flutes-could-be-tainted-with-semen.html

[Dr. Blackheart]

2048 is the end.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-claiming-2048-says-apos-162915653.html

[mu_hilltopper]

2048 is too long to wait.  And your link is no good!  I want better doom, my man.

[Archies Bat]

More Yellowstone.  I need to schedule a vacation there soon before it blows.


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/10/12/yellowstone-supervolcano-may-blow-sooner-than-thought-could-wipe-out-life-planet/757337001/

[mu_hilltopper]

Is it just me, or can you not get enough of planet killing supervolcano news?

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Is it just me, or can you not get enough of planet killing supervolcano news?

No. You can not.

[mu_hilltopper]

https://www.vox.com/2017/10/13/16431502/america-democracy-decline-liberalism

Sweet, sweet doom.

[mu_hilltopper]

http://www.businessinsider.com/north-korea-electromagnetic-attack-wipe-out-90-percent-us-population-peter-vincent-pry-2017-10

While Rocky has MUScoop's servers in a EMP protected bunker, all our laptops will be fried and we're gonna die anyhow.

Eat Arbys.

[mu_hilltopper]

http://www.newsweek.com/pacific-threat-80-percent-fish-set-be-wiped-out-ocean-temperatures-surge-714647

Fish doom.

[Archies Bat]

http://www.newsweek.com/pacific-threat-80-percent-fish-set-be-wiped-out-ocean-temperatures-surge-714647

Fish doom.

Scoop Fishing Thread!

[forgetful]

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/11/17/rogue-planet-could-bring-end-days-this-weekend-numerologists-say.html

End of the world, again.

[mu_hilltopper]

"Nibiru will come near our planet this weekend and throw off our gravitational forces and with it, bring hellfire and brimstone."

I don't like the sound of hellfire.  Brimstone sounds ok, though.

[Herman Cain]

Any y'all seen Deep Throat at da Parkway back in da dey, hey?

Carol Connors was great.

[mu_hilltopper]

Mmmm.

https://www.axios.com/former-joint-chiefs-chairman-likelihood-of-nuclear-war-is-rising-2512692723.html