Why don't people use their real names on message boards?

[Dawson Rental]

I just noticed your revised signature.  Awesome!!!!

[ThatDude]

A) Makes it easier to bash other people without feeling ashamed of themselves

B) People don't wanna be stalked

Or

C) People on here have multiple accounts

[mileskishnish72]

They don't want their info out there. Fools' names and faces are often seen in public places.

Sincerely,
Miles

[Silkk the Shaka]

my internets name is more real than my real name

Beautiful! That movie won our bad movie night bracket:

http://challonge.com/movienightmadness

I personally don't think it's as good as The Room, Troll 2, Miami Connection, Second Glance, or 5-10 others in there, but your namesake pulled a Kemba/Shabazz with his Tour De Force performance and carried it to the promised land. Congrats!

[keefe]

there was always cute girls at ASMU.  

ASMU changed then from when I was there

[jsglow]

ASMU changed then from when I was there

Easy there big fella. You're messin' with chick now. All good hog drivers know when to disengage. No need to take on a fighter jet.

[keefe]

Easy there big fella. You're messin' with chick now. All good hog drivers know when to disengage. No need to take on a fighter jet.

Roger Winchester Buster.

I was a "Senator" (A lot like Blutarsky) then in Programming. There were a couple cute girls at ASMU in my time. There was a gal from New Hampshire who was smokin' but I was already down for the count. Otherwise, she would have wanted me. Badly.

[real chili 83]

Real Chili 83: Poet, Athlete, Scholar, Cocksman, Fisherman, Adventurer, Warrior, and Scooper. Today's Renaissance Man.

I look good in a skirt.  And I'm not wearing any bloomers too.

See page 280 of the '83 Hilltop for a more recent pic.

[Benny B]

I don't use my real name because I don't want to break the fourth wall.








Dammit.

[Slim]

Howie Feltersnatch.

11th floor McCormick.

1977-78

[mu03eng]

I usually tell people I'm Henry Sugar.

Not even Henry Sugar tells people he is Henry Sugar....what are you THINKING!!!