Recruit Situation

[keefe]

Why don't you reference your vintage briar pipe some more like it's some kind of status symbol?  I could just as easily mention my seven 1957 Fender tweed twins sitting in my studio but nobody gives a sh!t.

I have a mug from the Ardmore

[mattyv1908]

I have a mug from the Ardmore

You should mention that more often when you're seeking credibility on an internet message board.

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

I have a mug from the Ardmore

+75 Credibility Points

[keefe]

You should mention that more often when you're seeking credibility on an internet message board.

I believe that stands very well in some circles. Very well, indeed!

Briar pipes and old guitars! Really. Let's speak of enduring value now, shall we?

[mattyv1908]

I believe that stands very well in some circles. Very well, indeed!

Briar pipes and old guitars! Really. Let's speak of enduring value now, shall we?

I am sorry Keefe
the color was not for you
mocking dean's glasses

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

I am sorry Keefe
the color was not for you
mocking dean's glasses

Matty wants a smoke
Off the vintage briar pipe
Not today my friend

[MU82]

This. Brent was the coach at Marquette for as long as they'd have him. And not any longer.

If this is true, nobody should be upset in the slightest that Buzz left.

If this is true, it's totally different from Crean, who obviously considered MU a stepping-stone. If this is true, Buzz didn't want to go anywhere, certainly not to Blacksburg.

[Warhawk Warrior]

Brett suffered the fate of many snake oil salesmen.  Their antics are novel at first, start to where thin after time, and finally run out of town.  They take their trade to another town where their oil isn't yet known.

[mattyv1908]

Matty wants a smoke
Off the vintage briar pipe
Not today my friend

Legend in own mind
M D D G needs to learn
Silence is golden

Hastily posting
Seeking self validation
Will leave one wanting

A losing battle
Deane should stick to cork sniffing
Give posting a rest

[keefe]

If this is true, nobody should be upset in the slightest that Buzz left.

If this is true, it's totally different from Crean, who obviously considered MU a stepping-stone. If this is true, Buzz didn't want to go anywhere, certainly not to Blacksburg.

Bert mistook warning shots across the bow as bad aim.  

[brandx]

Legend in own mind
M D D G needs to learn
Silence is golden

Hastily posting
Seeking self validation
Will leave one wanting

A losing battle
Deane should stick to cork sniffing
Give posting a rest

+1

[mattyv1908]

Brandx - here's my final draft.  I included one last stanza.  Tell me what you think



Legend in own mind
M D D G needs to learn
Silence is golden

Hastily posting
Seeking self validation
Will leave one wanting

A losing battle
Deane should stick to cork sniffing
Give posting a rest

Dangerous gambit
Engaging people who have
Keener intellect

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

Legend in own mind
M D D G needs to learn
Silence is golden

Hastily posting
Seeking self validation
Will leave one wanting

A losing battle
Deane should stick to cork sniffing
Give posting a rest

Is that all you have?
Amateur Hour Continues
I'm Your Host Matt V

[mattyv1908]

It took you forty five minutes to come up with that drivel?

Keep up the good work
Your post count climbs quickly now
A medal awaits

Internet courage
Your schtick grows more tiresome
Each passing keystroke

If you'll learn one thing
It's that this board will tell you
Where to put your pipe

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

It took you forty five minutes to come up with that drivel?

Keep up the good work
Your post count climbs quickly now
A medal awaits

Internet courage
Your schtick grows more tiresome
Each passing keystroke

If you'll learn one thing
It's that this board will tell you
Where to put your pipe

You start to scare me
Always talking about my pipe
Why are you obsessed?

You remind me of
Glenn Close Fatal Attraction
Please take cold shower

http://www.youtube.com/v/OZHe3GYQp_8?hl=en_US&version=3

[rocky_warrior]

Are you two really having an internet haiku fight?  I can imagine the stories to your grandchildren...

[mattyv1908]

Put the keyboard down
The fresh air smells much better
Than parents' basement

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

Are you two really having an internet haiku fight?  I can imagine the stories to your grandchildren...

Please address us in haiku format.  It would really make our day.  (slow day today)

[rocky_warrior]

Please address us in haiku format.  It would really make our day.  (slow day today)

Hah, if you think this is slow, you know nothing about the offseason on Scoop.

[National Champs]

Are you two really having an internet haiku fight?  I can imagine the stories to your grandchildren...

It's the educated version of a rap battle unfolding before our eyes.

[mattyv1908]

Hah, if you think this is slow, you know nothing about the offseason on Scoop.

I don't think I speak alone when I say some of us are just hoping he get's his fifth gold star under his name and calls it a career.

EDIT:  Apparently in this topic alone he managed to earn his final merit badge with an additional 35 posts.

[NersEllenson]

Are you two really having an internet haiku fight?  I can imagine the stories to your grandchildren...

This epic.  Mike Deane's Glasses is quite the board addition...for better or worse...the guy single handedly alone is making up for the 5 or so departed Scoopers.

[JakeBarnes]

Hah, if you think this is slow, you know nothing about the offseason on Scoop.

Not enough tinfoil hats.

[Anti-Dentite]

It's the educated version of a rap battle unfolding before our eyes.

DJ...spin that Shiii...poem!

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

Put the keyboard down
The fresh air smells much better
Than parents' basement

Matt V so Cliche'
Someone else step up to mic
Bored of 2nd string