Keefe & Goose

[NersEllenson]

can you remember
how land feels beneath your feet
a smart decision

Hmm...brilliant teaser/double entendre and Haiku all wrapped into one Keefe...question is...does land feel better beneath your feet, than does flying...given your aviator status?  Some suggest its good to have one's feet on the ground....others....prefer to dream to fly...or do fly... 

[keefe]

Hmm...brilliant teaser/double entendre and Haiku all wrapped into one Keefe...question is...does land feel better beneath your feet, than does flying...given your aviator status?  Some suggest its good to have one's feet on the ground....others....prefer to dream to fly...or do fly... 

If entirely up to me I prefer to feel terra firma but getting airborne is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. Either way I am happy. I prefer not to hear my radar Warble though. No thank you.

[NersEllenson]

If entirely up to me I prefer to feel terra firma but getting airborne is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. Either way I am happy. I prefer not to hear my radar Warble though. No thank you.

Well done again!

[Ari Gold]

its like I'm living in some shitty dan brown novel with this cryptic stuff

[reinko]

Hmm...brilliant teaser/double entendre and Haiku all wrapped into one Keefe...question is...does land feel better beneath your feet, than does flying...given your aviator status?  Some suggest its good to have one's feet on the ground....others....prefer to dream to fly...or do fly... 

Again,  you ruined it.

[GOO]

He didn't ruin it for us dumb guys!

[denverMU]

It was a coach from a "big time program." Howland certainly wouldn't fit that category.

Still coaching in the Sweet Sixteen

[keefe]

Still coaching in the Sweet Sixteen

There is one more name out there that hasn't really been mentioned here...

[Galway Eagle]

There is one more name out there that hasn't really been mentioned here...

Billy Donovan!

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

The name of this thread sounds like a law firm.

[PuertoRicanNightmare]

The name of this thread sounds like a law firm.

More like a strip club

[Goose]

PRN



+1

[GoldenWarrior11]

List of coaches in Sweet 16:

Billy Donovan
Steve Alford
Archie Miller
Johnny Dawkins
Tony Bennett
Tom Izzo
Fred Hoiberg
Kevin Ollie
Sean Miller
Steve Fischer
Scott Drew
Bo Ryan
John Calipari
Rick Pitino
Cuonzo Martin
John Beilen

I bolded my theories.

[dinger]

There is one more name out there that hasn't really been mentioned here...

I tried to figure it out but I Drew a blank...

[The Process]

I tried to figure it out but I Drew a blank...

Nice, Dirty!

[NickelDimer]

Still coaching in the Sweet Sixteen

Bennett

[GoldenWarrior11]

Drew would also be intriguing.  From the Midwest, big basketball family, went to Butler, and is winning at Baylor of all places (football first school). 

[NersEllenson]

Again,  you ruined it.

Hmm...what exactly did I ruin?  

[Eldon]

Keefe, Goose, & Shaw

Keefe: Were you or your loved ones recently hurt in a hit and run by a used car salesman?
Goose: Have you experienced dimensia and bewilderment as a result of a televangelist father figure?

[Shaw walks in the office reading a binder.  Looks up]

Shaw: Have you suffered nausea, vomitting, and stomach pain at the hands of a phony barbecue cook?

[camera turns slowly toward former Packer Darius Holland and former Buck Shawn Respert]

Holland: Have you, your family, or your conference mates been the victim of libel by a rotund charlatan?
Respert: That's right, Darius.  Don't let a thin-skinned bald man pull the hokie-doke on you--call Keefe, Goose, & Shaw at 455-8000, that's 455-8000 [Goose sternly points at the camera].  Let them guide you through your rough times.

[camera zooms out from a bird's eye view as lawyers and athletes stare up at it, Goose still pointing sternly at it]

[Real Chilly Podcast]

Keefe, Goose, & Shaw

Keefe: Were you or your loved ones recently hurt in a hit and run by a used car salesman?
Goose: Have you experienced dimensia and bewilderment as a result of a televangelist father figure?

[Shaw walks in the office reading a binder.  Looks up]

Shaw: Have you suffered nausea, vomitting, and stomach pain at the hands of a phony barbecue cook?

[camera turns slowly toward former Packer Darius Holland and former Buck Shawn Respert]

Holland: Have you, your family, or your conference mates been the victim of libel by a rotund charlatan?
Respert: That's right, Darius.  Don't let a thin-skinned bald man pull the hokie-doke on you--call Keefe, Goose, & Shaw at 455-8000, that's 455-8000 [Goose sternly points at the camera].  Let them guide you through your rough times.

[camera zooms out from a bird's eye view as lawyers and athletes stare up at it, Goose still pointing sternly at it]

this post would be funnier if I weren't balls deep in a Vaginal Mesh civil suit

[MU82]

Please pass the mustard, asked Sara.
And what, no horseradish with that corned beef?
Too spicy, she replied.
Is it always that way?
Ernie Banks jerseys should not be worn.
Could we all just relax?
Everything will be fine.

Put it where you would like to put it.
Are you sure about that?
Unless it would be too painful
Let me try then

Is everything so cryptic?
Sal Mineo was overrated...

Did James Dean ever win an Oscar?
Even Paul Newman was snubbed
Alright, already
Did we hear the news?

Would you like some more corned beef?
Even if it gives me gas?
Doesn't everything give you gas!
No, she stammered...
Everyone is anxious
Sy's Deli did an excellent Reuben
Did they really close?
Abe Foreman is not a Marquette grad.
Yet, what could have been...

Ash Wednesday was two weeks ago
Is it just me?
Maybe I am worrying too much

He needs one more meeting I am told
Is that the last hurdle?
Guess so
How would you handle a life decision?

Ask me anything
Let me feel your forehead
Lent is a time of remembrance

It should be at least
Smart money says so

Get on the bus, Gus
Oscar Madison was too contrived
Orson Welles was from Kenosha
Did he gain weight in Hollywood?

OK, I'll be the dick ...

What is PATIECE and where do I get it?

[cj111]

OK, I'll be the dick ...

What is PATIECE and where do I get it?

glad you said it.  It was bugging me, too.  But it's a quibble about an otherwise great post.

[madtownwarrior]

It must be code - a "missing n"   Ben Howland has N's in both names, Shaka Smart has no N's - it must be Shaka  

OK, I'll be the dick ...

What is PATIECE and where do I get it?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

OK, I'll be the dick ...

What is PATIECE and where do I get it?

that was a piece of tail that Keefe landed while he went AWOL in Paris for a few weeks.

[Skatastrophy]

OK, I'll be the dick ...

What is PATIECE and where do I get it?

Patiece Paul is a local woman. Apparently she has been declared dead.