Legend Hospitalized and in Critical Condition

[keefe]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/31/ron-jeremy-in-critical-condition-heart-aneurysm_n_2582953.html

A San Fernando Valley legend lies alone in a California hospital bed, his heart a mere shell of what it once was. Though still clinging to precious life by a thread the tributes have already begun pouring in. Among the more touching:


"Let us all wear the zipper of our pants at half-mast today."

"He's a great guy who arranged the best 3-some I ever had. Get well soon my friend!"

"Get better Ron, cause there's a lot more kitten out there for you!"

[honkytonk]

I think he'll pull it out.

[keefe]

Reports indicate he has stiffened his resolve and will lick this thing

[honkytonk]

With all that stamina and endurance he has built up over the years, Im surprised he finds himself in such a...tight situation.

[brewcity77]

I thought this was going to be about Stew Morrill.

[🏀]

a mere shell of what it once was

Jeremy was better known for opening shells to a condition to which they will never be able to recover from.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

"Count down from 30."

[warriorchick]

Shouldn't this be in the Superbar?

By the way, Ron Jeremy is the perfect example of why most porn does not appeal to women.

[honkytonk]

Shouldn't this be in the Superbar?

By the way, Ron Jeremy is the perfect example of why most porn does not appeal to women.

Yeah, this should probably be in the Superbar....just like all of your lame "coolest name' threads.

[keefe]

Jeremy was better known for opening shells to a condition to which they will never be able to recover from.

Those wounds never heal, do they

[GGGG]

Yeah, this should probably be in the Superbar....just like all of your lame "coolest name' threads.

Stay classy dude....

[GGGG]

I thought this was going to be about Stew Morrill.

I just had an awful vision pop into my head.

[keefe]

Stay classy dude....

Like Warrior Chick bitching ceaselessly about the Pep Band's music?

[GGGG]

Like Warrior Chick bitching ceaselessly about the Pep Band's music?

I guess I don't have a scorecard like you do.

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

Like Warrior Chick bitching ceaselessly about the Pep Band's music?

I dont know who you are or what you read on here but Warrior Chick constantly backs the students on this board so ill back her up. Sultan said it best, stay classy. Plus this really should be in the superbar.

[MU82]

Superbar, please.

[4everwarriors]

Who else here stands behind the chick?

[honkytonk]

When it comes to the "coolest name" threads, I dont know if I should think they are cool...or super cool...or thuper keoul.

[Blackhat]

Who else here stands behind the chick?

I'll give her a fist for the wacky names thread.

[Spaniel with a Short Tail]

Shouldn't this be in the Superbar?

By the way, Ron Jeremy is the perfect example of why most porn does not appeal to women.

Wait...women don't like porn!?! 

[Ari Gold]

I'll give her a fist for the wacky names thread.

Phrasing

[keefe]

Wait...women don't like porn!?! 

Real women eat porn for breakfast. Actually, the fastest growing demographic is 18-32 y/o women. Women are much more specific in their consumption but younger women at least equal and in several sub categories exceed men in terms of site visits, length of visit, registrations, etc... Gone are the days of closing her eyes and thinking of England

[Blackhat]

Actually, the fastest growing demographic is 18-32 y/o women.

That's not saying much.  Porn pretty much cornered the market for 13-79 yo men.

[MUCam]

That's not saying much.  Porn pretty much cornered the market for 13-79 yo men.

Ha. No doubt. I was thinking the same thing. It is pretty hard for any male age group to be the "fastest growing demographic" when it is already running at nearly 100% capacity.

Oh, statistics. How I love your ability to make any and every argument superficially better.

[keefe]

Ha. No doubt. I was thinking the same thing. It is pretty hard for any male age group to be the "fastest growing demographic" when it is already running at nearly 100% capacity.

Oh, statistics. How I love your ability to make any and every argument superficially better.

More than 80% of women under 35% consume porn more than 5 times each week. The world has changed due to virtual distribution.