Automatic chant

[jficke13]

I'd consider myself a real fan that had better things to do other than get to a game hour(s) before tip off to get lower level seats.

um... flask?

[🏀]

I'd consider myself a real fan that had better things to do other than get to a game hour(s) before tip off to get lower level seats.

Spoken like a true brofan.

[JakeBarnes]

The best part about threads like this? It means the team is winning so we can all argue about trivial things such as whether being in the first row or the 20th row make you a superfan.

[bryce]

Gotta love the 2am on a Wednesday posts.  Looks like the Automatic bros won't be making it past this school year

You must have been a wild one in college

[bryce]

"You are a madman! When you stole that cow and you're friend started making it with the cow. I wanna party with you cowboy."

What does this mean? Must be something from your own past?

[Silkk the Shaka]

Aaaaaaand one of them is named "Bryce."  Just keeps getting better.

[Benny B]

Aaaaaaand one of them is named "Bryce."  Just keeps getting better.

Beat me to it.

[🏀]

Aaaaaaand one of them is named "Bryce."  Just keeps getting better.

Bryce is easily one of my most hated names.

[JD]

Aaaaaaand one of them is named "Bryce."  Just keeps getting better.

Bryce, up before 2pm after a wild night of partying. not bad.

[The Process]

You must have been a wild one in college

Let it go, bro.

And stop popping your collars.

[MarsupialMadness]

Bryce, up before 2pm after a wild night of partying. not bad.

Didn't make it to his 10am, but it looks like he'll be there for his 2:15 and 3:30.  2 out of 3 constitutes "automatic", surely.

[muhoosier260]

Didn't make it to his 10am, but it looks like he'll be there for his 2:15 and 3:30.  2 out of 3 constitutes "automatic", surely.

post of the year

[Aughnanure]

Anyone care to point out that these "real fans" were halfway up the upper deck?  They're too busy bro-ing out to show up early enough to get decent seats.

Fans like you are what made getting to MU games as a student a f***ing chore. Thanks.

[Bocephys]

Fans like you are what made getting to MU games as a student a f***ing chore. Thanks.

Huh?  You're welcome?

I was merely pointing out that for the "real fans" they claim to be, they were very clearly one of the last students to show up to a sparsely attended game.

[The Process]

Didn't make it to his 10am, but it looks like he'll be there for his 2:15 and 3:30.  2 out of 3 constitutes "automatic", surely.

Meat Loaf Seal of Approval.

[swoopem]

Were a lot of you guys bullied by the "bro" type of student of something, what's your beef with these kids?

[🏀]

Didn't make it to his 10am, but it looks like he'll be there for his 2:15 and 3:30.  2 out of 3 constitutes "automatic", surely.

Steak dinner, boom.

[Shaka Shart]

There was an abnormal amount of vomit cleanup in the upper deck last night. Get on their level.

[BubbaWilliams]

Is this what this website has become?

[NickelDimer]

Bryce, go get Chaz and Chase on here to partake!

[NavinRJohnson]

Is this what this website has become?

No. It's what it's always been, which is why so many of us are still here after all these years.

[jficke13]

What does this mean? Must be something from your own past?

http://bit.ly/10CrEWR

[LloydMooresLegs]

http://bit.ly/10CrEWR

or if you'd prefer:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=You+are+a+madman!+When+you+stole+that+cow+and+you%27re+friend+started+making+it+with+the+cow.+I+wanna+party+with+you+cowboy.

Thanks, lawwarrior; I tried tried for a couple of minutes to embed, and then gave up.

[wardle2wade]

Were a lot of you guys bullied by the "bro" type of student of something, what's your beef with these kids?

Unlikely that anyone was "bullied" by bros when they were younger, because it's a relatively recent development.  I graduated from MU in 2002, and there was a fairly small bro population.  The bro-movement has grown exponentially in the last 5 years, and it's obviously alive and well at MU too.

You seem to be in the dark on why people aren't fans of bros, so I'll give it a shot...

It's pretty common knowledge that bros are some of the most annoying and narcissistic personalities in society.  They are often entitled and privileged... they seem to always "accidentally" get in fights and arguments with strangers of all ages and for the most trivial reasons.  These "kids" are always in a shocked state of "whats wrong, bro?" when people don't want to engage with them or when people aren't impressed with them.  They love attention (which we're all giving them now), and are pretty much the male equivalent of Hollywood's spoiled ditsy blonde stereotype.  Every bro doesn't suck, but it's the vast majority of them.  The ones in this thread epitomize the bad side of bros.

I can't believe I did a "When I was young..." about bros.

[mugrad99]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TOHhLYTUps