Automatic chant

[LloydMooresLegs]

I'd like to start my post with this. 7-8. By far the loudest automatic chant of the season and our boy Davante went 7-8. Also, to the guy who called out Mr. Automatic for talking about a 2 month old thread, sorry man, we don't live and die muscoop.com. We've been busy getting drunk in the best city in America with 18-22 year old girls. I love Marquette nation, I was born a Warrior. I would extend an invite to any of you real fans to our pregame tailgates. We "AUTOMATIC" fans live and breathe MU bball. So what if we wake up at 8am for a 1pm game and get a little too drunk. I guarantee you we love our squad just as much, actually more than those goodie-goodies in the front row. Where were they in Louisville last year? AUTOMATIC was there, LOUD AND MF'ing proud. And we'll be there again, if we're so lucky.
Sincerely,
Section 431

"You are a madman! When you stole that cow and you're friend started making it with the cow. I wanna party with you cowboy."

[The Process]

Anyway...worry less about MUScoop and more about the 18-22 year old girls that must all be rejecting you if you're on this site at 2 am.

But I thought for sure the transitive property of "AUTOMATIC" (If they chant it, Davante makes it, therefore they must also be "AUTOMATIC") applied here

[Bricky]

I'd like to start my post with this.

That's a pretty weak way to start any post.

[GGGG]

I'd like to start my post with this. 7-8. By far the loudest automatic chant of the season and our boy Davante went 7-8. Also, to the guy who called out Mr. Automatic for talking about a 2 month old thread, sorry man, we don't live and die muscoop.com. We've been busy getting drunk in the best city in America with 18-22 year old girls. I love Marquette nation, I was born a Warrior. I would extend an invite to any of you real fans to our pregame tailgates.

The amount of Coors Light being pounded at these "tailgates" must be astounding. 

[jficke13]

u mad bro?

I'm actually enjoying thinking about all the bro-ish things from movies and the internet because of these guys. Right now I can't get "Big tree fall hard" and "That's what I call a sack lunch! num num num num" from Wedding Crashers out of my head. (not that they're really applicable, but entertaining none the less)

[Benny B]

That's a pretty weak way to start any post.

Not as good as, "this is for real..." or "a reliable source told me that..."

Just think baby boomers... your meal ticket for the next 20 years relies upon guys like the Bro-tomatic bunch.

[Skatastrophy]

I'd like to start my post with this. 7-8. By far the loudest automatic chant of the season and our boy Davante went 7-8. Also, to the guy who called out Mr. Automatic for talking about a 2 month old thread, sorry man, we don't live and die muscoop.com. We've been busy getting drunk in the best city in America with 18-22 year old girls. I love Marquette nation, I was born a Warrior. I would extend an invite to any of you real fans to our pregame tailgates. We "AUTOMATIC" fans live and breathe MU bball. So what if we wake up at 8am for a 1pm game and get a little too drunk. I guarantee you we love our squad just as much, actually more than those goodie-goodies in the front row. Where were they in Louisville last year? AUTOMATIC was there, LOUD AND MF'ing proud. And we'll be there again, if we're so lucky.
Sincerely,
Section 431

Gotta love the 2am on a Wednesday posts.  Looks like the Automatic bros won't be making it past this school year

[jficke13]

Gotta love the 2am on a Wednesday posts.  Looks like the Automatic bros won't be making it past this school year

eh... I made it. Though I wasn't making my nightcap trolling on scoop at 2 am either...

[MerrittsMustache]

Gotta love the 2am on a Wednesday posts.  Looks like the Automatic bros won't be making it past this school year

They'll be fine. I'm sure these bros are drunk all the time, never have to study, pull lots of wool and still get good grades!


(Though we may be old, isn't it nice knowing that when we were college students at our douchebaggiest, there wasn't social media out there for us to broadcast it?)

[🏀]

Wouldn't 8 for 8 be considered automatic? Or is 87.5% the new 100%? 

You can make statistics work anyway you want them to.

I met one of these broseph stalins at Murph's after the MU-UW game; let's just say, I'm not too surprised by these posts.

Well done.

The amount of Coors Light being pounded at these "tailgates" must be astounding.  

Don't forget about the Jager. I bet these guys are so awesome they have one of these.

[The Lens]

Gotta love the 2am on a Wednesday posts.  Looks like the Automatic bros won't be making it past this school year

It was a Wednesday, not a Monday.  This is Marquette not Harvard.

[TJ]

eh... I made it. Though I wasn't making my nightcap trolling on scoop at 2 am either...

I went a year at MU without going to bed before 4.  The college life isn't exactly a strenuous one.

[jficke13]

and if they're in the college of comm (I was) then it's barely like being in school at all!

[reinko]

As a 32 year old, that too skipped a handful of classes, and spent most Tues-Sun drunk, not sure I would be so, what's the word...cavalier, with my college education in this job market.

[jesmu84]

They'll be fine. I'm sure these bros are drunk all the time, never have to study, pull lots of wool and still get good grades!


(Though we may be old, isn't it nice knowing that when we were college students at our douchebaggiest, there wasn't social media out there for us to broadcast it?)

[MerrittsMustache]

Exactly who I was picturing when I wrote that.

[GGGG]

They'll be fine. I'm sure these bros are drunk all the time, never have to study, pull lots of wool and still get good grades!

And then dad gets them a job somewhere....

[Coleman]

I'd like to start my post with this. 7-8. By far the loudest automatic chant of the season and our boy Davante went 7-8. Also, to the guy who called out Mr. Automatic for talking about a 2 month old thread, sorry man, we don't live and die muscoop.com. We've been busy getting drunk in the best city in America with 18-22 year old girls. I love Marquette nation, I was born a Warrior. I would extend an invite to any of you real fans to our pregame tailgates. We "AUTOMATIC" fans live and breathe MU bball. So what if we wake up at 8am for a 1pm game and get a little too drunk. I guarantee you we love our squad just as much, actually more than those goodie-goodies in the front row. Where were they in Louisville last year? AUTOMATIC was there, LOUD AND MF'ing proud. And we'll be there again, if we're so lucky.
Sincerely,
Section 431

lemme guess...tailgate is at Renee Row courtyard?

[LON]

And then dad gets them a job somewhere....

[ronald dragon]

The brochachos must still be too drunk from last night to respond to anything...or hooking up with all of those 18-22 year olds

[jficke13]

Maybe they're up and fracking crushing some eggs before tossing those plates around the weight room like frisbees, brah. Just destroying those deadlifts.

[The Process]

That's not accurate. He's not blue.

[JD]

lemme guess...tailgate is at Renee Row courtyard?

I'm guessing tailgating at 27th and Wisconsins Mobil Gas station.  Where else can you buy fawty's of Colt 45 for under 2 bucks.

[Bocephys]

Anyone care to point out that these "real fans" were halfway up the upper deck?  They're too busy bro-ing out to show up early enough to get decent seats.

[g0lden3agle]

Anyone care to point out that these "real fans" were halfway up the upper deck?  They're too busy bro-ing out to show up early enough to get decent seats.

I'd consider myself a real fan that had better things to do other than get to a game hour(s) before tip off to get lower level seats.