Automatic chant

[unforgiven]

And Chicos.  The poor guy can't even post facts without riling people up anymore.

His "facts" focus on his hatred of Buzz and perverse love for Tanned Tommy. He argues ad hominem with everything predicated on his overblown role within the Marquette SI Office (I was there and you were not!!) Not to mention his shrill tone and obsessive compulsion to scream down anyone not in lockstep with his pov.

[leever]

His "facts" focus on his hatred of Buzz and perverse love for Tanned Tommy. He argues ad hominem with everything predicated on his overblown role within the Marquette SI Office (I was there and you were not!!) Not to mention his shrill tone and obsessive compulsion to scream down anyone not in lockstep with his pov.

Are you screening his email for him?

[Mrautomatic]

As a full participant and one of the leaders of the auto-matic chant, I think it's awesome you old hags have a problem with it. We care nothing more than getting MU wins at the BC. With that being said, we will do anything to make the players comfortable while they are out there on the court. I'm sure 95% of you fanatic dumbasses don't know, but DG is not like any other player. He loves the attention we give him on the free-throw line. After his 18 of 20 makes in big east play, look to see who he points up to after the swish. He likes are chants so much we made shirts for it. (If you haven't seen the shirts keep your eyes peeled at the BC, the students wearing them will be the rowdiest fans in the whole gym.) Gardner approved of the shirts to the T-shirt company and had asked me about 20 times when they were getting delivered because he was so anxious. A couple of us are good boys with Davante, I think we would know if he wanted us to stop. So all you no-life losers who care more about this chant than the actual struggles of the team, go back to mommy's basement or your boyfriends bedroom, and go unnatural carnal knowledge yourself! Cause we are here to stay baby.
Sincerely,
Mr. Automatic

[reinko]

As a full participant and one of the leaders of the auto-matic chant, I think it's awesome you old hags have a problem with it. We care nothing more than getting MU wins at the BC. With that being said, we will do anything to make the players comfortable while they are out there on the court. I'm sure 95% of you fanatic dumbasses don't know, but DG is not like any other player. He loves the attention we give him on the free-throw line. After his 18 of 20 makes in big east play, look to see who he points up to after the swish. He likes are chants so much we made shirts for it. (If you haven't seen the shirts keep your eyes peeled at the BC, the students wearing them will be the rowdiest fans in the whole gym.) Gardner approved of the shirts to the T-shirt company and had asked me about 20 times when they were getting delivered because he was so anxious. A couple of us are good boys with Davante, I think we would know if he wanted us to stop. So all you no-life losers who care more about this chant than the actual struggles of the team, go back to mommy's basement or your boyfriends bedroom, and go frack yourself! Cause we are here to stay baby.
Sincerely,
Mr. Automatic

Who was your admissions officer Mr. Automatic?

[GGGG]

As a full participant and one of the leaders of the auto-matic chant, I think it's awesome you old hags have a problem with it. We care nothing more than getting MU wins at the BC. With that being said, we will do anything to make the players comfortable while they are out there on the court. I'm sure 95% of you fanatic dumbasses don't know, but DG is not like any other player. He loves the attention we give him on the free-throw line. After his 18 of 20 makes in big east play, look to see who he points up to after the swish. He likes are chants so much we made shirts for it. (If you haven't seen the shirts keep your eyes peeled at the BC, the students wearing them will be the rowdiest fans in the whole gym.) Gardner approved of the shirts to the T-shirt company and had asked me about 20 times when they were getting delivered because he was so anxious. A couple of us are good boys with Davante, I think we would know if he wanted us to stop. So all you no-life losers who care more about this chant than the actual struggles of the team, go back to mommy's basement or your boyfriends bedroom, and go frack yourself! Cause we are here to stay baby.
Sincerely,
Mr. Automatic

This is just so awesome on so many levels.

[WarriorInNYC]

As a full participant and one of the leaders of the auto-matic chant, I think it's awesome you old hags have a problem with it. We care nothing more than getting MU wins at the BC. With that being said, we will do anything to make the players comfortable while they are out there on the court. I'm sure 95% of you fanatic dumbasses don't know, but DG is not like any other player. He loves the attention we give him on the free-throw line. After his 18 of 20 makes in big east play, look to see who he points up to after the swish. He likes are chants so much we made shirts for it. (If you haven't seen the shirts keep your eyes peeled at the BC, the students wearing them will be the rowdiest fans in the whole gym.) Gardner approved of the shirts to the T-shirt company and had asked me about 20 times when they were getting delivered because he was so anxious. A couple of us are good boys with Davante, I think we would know if he wanted us to stop. So all you no-life losers who care more about this chant than the actual struggles of the team, go back to mommy's basement or your boyfriends bedroom, and go frack yourself! Cause we are here to stay baby.
Sincerely,
Mr. Automatic

You obviously have not spent much time here, nor did you take the time at all to see how most people on this board feel.  Most of us felt when that chant started, that it was ridiculous and stupid as it would seem distracting.  To go even further, while Davante is a great FT shooter, he is far from "automatic".

However, once learning that Davante actually enjoyed the chant and it helped him concentrate on his FT attempts, most of us felt that if he likes it, than we like it.

Sincerely,

No-life losing fanatic dumbasses

[Benny B]

As a full participant and one of the leaders of the auto-matic chant, I think it's awesome you old hags have a problem with it. We care nothing more than getting MU wins at the BC. With that being said, we will do anything to make the players comfortable while they are out there on the court. I'm sure 95% of you fanatic dumbasses don't know, but DG is not like any other player. He loves the attention we give him on the free-throw line. After his 18 of 20 makes in big east play, look to see who he points up to after the swish. He likes are chants so much we made shirts for it. (If you haven't seen the shirts keep your eyes peeled at the BC, the students wearing them will be the rowdiest fans in the whole gym.) Gardner approved of the shirts to the T-shirt company and had asked me about 20 times when they were getting delivered because he was so anxious. A couple of us are good boys with Davante, I think we would know if he wanted us to stop. So all you no-life losers who care more about this chant than the actual struggles of the team, go back to mommy's basement or your boyfriends bedroom, and go frack yourself! Cause we are here to stay baby.
Sincerely,
Mr. Automatic

Old hags?  You're the one getting all crotchety and homophobic over a two-month-old thread, grandpa.

[GGGG]

My favorite is the name dropping over being "good boys" with a college basketball player.

[WI inferiority Complexes]

Mr. Automatic should really read the more recent thread.

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=35324.0

[Pakuni]

As a full participant and one of the leaders of the auto-matic chant, I think it's awesome you old hags have a problem with it. We care nothing more than getting MU wins at the BC. With that being said, we will do anything to make the players comfortable while they are out there on the court. I'm sure 95% of you fanatic dumbasses don't know, but DG is not like any other player. He loves the attention we give him on the free-throw line. After his 18 of 20 makes in big east play, look to see who he points up to after the swish. He likes are chants so much we made shirts for it. (If you haven't seen the shirts keep your eyes peeled at the BC, the students wearing them will be the rowdiest fans in the whole gym.) Gardner approved of the shirts to the T-shirt company and had asked me about 20 times when they were getting delivered because he was so anxious. A couple of us are good boys with Davante, I think we would know if he wanted us to stop. So all you no-life losers who care more about this chant than the actual struggles of the team, go back to mommy's basement or your boyfriends bedroom, and go frack yourself! Cause we are here to stay baby.
Sincerely,
Mr. Automatic

That's the bro-iest post ever, bro.

[4everwarriors]

Where have all the Warriors gone?

[MUfan12]

Yep. Knew these guys were complete tools.

Glad we got confirmation.

[jesmu84]

As a full participant and one of the leaders of the auto-matic chant, I think it's awesome you old hags have a problem with it. We care nothing more than getting MU wins at the BC. With that being said, we will do anything to make the players comfortable while they are out there on the court. I'm sure 95% of you fanatic dumbasses don't know, but DG is not like any other player. He loves the attention we give him on the free-throw line. After his 18 of 20 makes in big east play, look to see who he points up to after the swish. He likes are chants so much we made shirts for it. (If you haven't seen the shirts keep your eyes peeled at the BC, the students wearing them will be the rowdiest fans in the whole gym.) Gardner approved of the shirts to the T-shirt company and had asked me about 20 times when they were getting delivered because he was so anxious. A couple of us are good boys with Davante, I think we would know if he wanted us to stop. So all you no-life losers who care more about this chant than the actual struggles of the team, go back to mommy's basement or your boyfriends bedroom, and go frack yourself! Cause we are here to stay baby.
Sincerely,
Mr. Automatic

a shining example of cura personalis we should all strive for...

[Windyplayer]

Yep. Knew these guys were complete tools.

Glad we got confirmation.

That was pretty funny. Big-time +1.

[leever]

Wish these guys were around to do that charming chant for Ric Cobb.

[PuertoRicanNightmare]

I don't care what our students do as long as they don't show up in speedos like those sister boys at Seton Hall did last night.

[setyoursightsnorth]

I don't care what our students do as long as they don't show up in speedos like those sister boys at Seton Hall did last night.

I used to swim and play water polo in high school, I figure I could bust some of the old suits out...

[Markusquette]

My favorite is the name dropping over being "good boys" with a college basketball player.

Ignorance is bliss, eh?

[theGRIMMreaper]

I'd like to start my post with this. 7-8. By far the loudest automatic chant of the season and our boy Davante went 7-8. Also, to the guy who called out Mr. Automatic for talking about a 2 month old thread, sorry man, we don't live and die muscoop.com. We've been busy getting drunk in the best city in America with 18-22 year old girls. I love Marquette nation, I was born a Warrior. I would extend an invite to any of you real fans to our pregame tailgates. We "AUTOMATIC" fans live and breathe MU bball. So what if we wake up at 8am for a 1pm game and get a little too drunk. I guarantee you we love our squad just as much, actually more than those goodie-goodies in the front row. Where were they in Louisville last year? AUTOMATIC was there, LOUD AND MF'ing proud. And we'll be there again, if we're so lucky.
Sincerely,
Section 431

[wardle2wade]

I'd like to start my post with this. 7-8. By far the loudest automatic chant of the season and our boy Davante went 7-8. Also, to the guy who called out Mr. Automatic for talking about a 2 month old thread, sorry man, we don't live and die muscoop.com. We've been busy getting drunk in the best city in America with 18-22 year old girls. I love Marquette nation, I was born a Warrior. I would extend an invite to any of you real fans to our pregame tailgates. We "AUTOMATIC" fans live and breathe MU bball. So what if we wake up at 8am for a 1pm game and get a little too drunk. I guarantee you we love our squad just as much, actually more than those goodie-goodies in the front row. Where were they in Louisville last year? AUTOMATIC was there, LOUD AND MF'ing proud. And we'll be there again, if we're so lucky.
Sincerely,
Section 431

"And on the seventh day, God created the Bro-troll..."

[JakeBarnes]

Shouldnt the news feed say that Davante Gardner is "auto-magic?"

[brewcity77]

I'd like to start my post with this. 7-8. By far the loudest automatic chant of the season and our boy Davante went 7-8. Also, to the guy who called out Mr. Automatic for talking about a 2 month old thread, sorry man, we don't live and die muscoop.com.

Two things...I'm sure Davante had something to do with 7/8.

You don't live and die this site yet you're posting at 2 am about your rock and roll lifestyle? You do realize 2 am is a time you should be LIVING that lifestyle and not trying to show up a bunch of old guys on a website, right?

I have no problem at all with the automatic chant. I did find it funny that the guy in front of me thought it was "O-VER-RAY-TED" but he was also making jokes every time Fuquan Edwin touched the ball because his name is "Fuquan".

Anyway...worry less about MUScoop and more about the 18-22 year old girls that must all be rejecting you if you're on this site at 2 am.

[real chili 83]

Automatic,

Be careful about calling us old warriors names.  Your mom reads this board.

[MerrittsMustache]

I'd like to start my post with this. 7-8. By far the loudest automatic chant of the season and our boy Davante went 7-8. Also, to the guy who called out Mr. Automatic for talking about a 2 month old thread, sorry man, we don't live and die muscoop.com. We've been busy getting drunk in the best city in America with 18-22 year old girls. I love Marquette nation, I was born a Warrior. I would extend an invite to any of you real fans to our pregame tailgates. We "AUTOMATIC" fans live and breathe MU bball. So what if we wake up at 8am for a 1pm game and get a little too drunk. I guarantee you we love our squad just as much, actually more than those goodie-goodies in the front row. Where were they in Louisville last year? AUTOMATIC was there, LOUD AND MF'ing proud. And we'll be there again, if we're so lucky.
Sincerely,
Section 431

Wouldn't 8 for 8 be considered automatic? Or is 87.5% the new 100%? 

[jficke13]

I met one of these broseph stalins at Murph's after the MU-UW game; let's just say, I'm not too surprised by these posts.