BACHELOR PARTY IN MKE

[Blue Horseshoe]

Every time I have ever been to Arts there has always been a girl w/ the stage name, "Madison". Always.

[warriorchick]

Every time I have ever been to Arts there has always been a girl w/ the stage name, "Madison". Always.

I  bet she dances really slowly.

[🏀]

I  bet she dances really slowly.

Yeah, but wait til you see her swing.

[BrewCity83]

...and I bet she's a traditional, with really good ball skills. 

[muzzwilliams]

Thanks for the input. You guys have contributed nothing useful.

Here's what we got....
-staying at the phister
-crushing dinner at 5'o clock steakhouse
-strippers
-boat party
-potowatami
-crushing mexican food one night
-possibly sky diving

[MU B2002]

Thanks for the input. You guys have contributed nothing useful.
Here's what we got....
-staying at the phister
-crushing dinner at 5'o clock steakhouse
-strippers
-boat party
-potowatami
-crushing mexican food one night
-possibly sky diving

Is "crushing" something a new buzz wprd/phrase.  I didn't get that memo.

[Hards Alumni]

Thanks for the input. You guys have contributed nothing useful.

Here's what we got....
-staying at the phister
-crushing dinner at 5'o clock steakhouse
-strippers
-boat party
-potowatami
-crushing mexican food one night
-possibly sky diving

I see you went really original.

[🏀]

Thanks for the input. You guys have contributed nothing useful.

Here's what we got....
-staying at the phister
-crushing dinner at 5'o clock steakhouse
-strippers
-boat party
-potowatami
-crushing mexican food one night
-possibly sky diving

Sorry. Scoop isn't the best source for gay bachelor party planning.

[BobWildLoyalist]

Sorry. Scoop isn't the best source for gay bachelor party planning.

boys boys.... play nice

[Blue Horseshoe]

Is "crushing" something a new buzz wprd/phrase.  I didn't get that memo.

That's a clown question, bro.

http://deadspin.com/5894799/gentlemen-please-stop-crushing-vaginas

[MU B2002]

That's a clown question, bro.

http://deadspin.com/5894799/gentlemen-please-stop-crushing-vaginas

I was hoping we had fucking crushed it, the use of "crushing" that is.

[Blue Horseshoe]

I was hoping we had fracking crushed it, the use of "crushing" that is.

Agreed. I don't think Muzz is using "crushing" in an ironic sense.

/judges everyone

[Benny B]

Thanks for the input. You guys have contributed nothing useful.

Here's what we got....
-staying at the phister
-crushing dinner at 5'o clock steakhouse
-strippers
-boat party
-potowatami
-crushing mexican food one night
-possibly sky diving

Evidently, you're looking for one of those "legendary" bachelor parties.  In that case, I would highly recommend dispensing with the strippers and going straight to the escorts.  Finding someone to hook you up with some X or coke might help out.  Oh yeah... make sure someone has a gun; that always makes for a great night that no one ever forgets.

If you're looking for something more low-key: Miller Park tour, duckpin bowling, Lakefront brewery tour, homebrew or winemaking classes at Northern Brewer or Purple Foot, ________fest, watch Hurling at Brown Deer Park, H-D museum, etc.

[🏀]

Evidently, you're looking for one of those "legendary" bachelor parties.  In that case, I would highly recommend dispensing with the strippers and going straight to the escorts.  Finding someone to hook you up with some X or coke might help out.  Oh yeah... make sure someone has a gun; that always makes for a great night that no one ever forgets.

If you're looking for something more low-key: Miller Park tour, duckpin bowling, Lakefront brewery tour, homebrew or winemaking classes at Northern Brewer or Purple Foot, ________fest, watch Hurling at Brown Deer Park, H-D museum, etc.

He's clearly looking for someone to help him find Molly.

[warriorchick]

Evidently, you're looking for one of those "legendary" bachelor parties. 

I'd stay away from trying to create a "legendary" bachelor party.  Have none of you seen "Very Bad Things"?

Nothing good can come of it.

[tower912]

I think I know how this is going to turn out, but I will say it anyway....I have always thought bachelor parties were dumb and forbade any of my groomsmen from throwing me one. 

[MUBurrow]

I think I know how this is going to turn out, but I will say it anyway....I have always thought bachelor parties were dumb and forbade any of my groomsmen from throwing me one. 

I guess I just have to ask why. The way I see it, its just a great excuse to get messed up with your closest friends and spend money on things you couldn't bring yourself to without the excuse of the occasion.

[robmufan]

No bachelor party? Lame!

I made PTM go to Vegas for my bachelor party, and I don't think he has been the same since returning

[TallTitan34]

My bachelor party was in downtown Milwaukee and robmufan woke up in Greenfield.

[4everwarriors]

Did ya see F*ckin' at Arts?

[🏀]

Did ya see F*ckin' at Arts?

No, but his wife was great.

[Benny B]

I guess I just have to ask why. The way I see it, its just a great excuse to get messed up with your closest friends and spend money on things you couldn't bring yourself to without the excuse of the occasion.

If you're going to use a bachelor party as an excuse to do something, you either need new friends or you're marrying the wrong woman.

[MUBurrow]

If you're going to use a bachelor party as an excuse to do something, you either need new friends or you're marrying the wrong woman.

sweet bro.

[Spotcheck Billy]

LaToya Jackson made an appearance at my bachelor party in NOLA back in 1991

<shameless braggart>

[frozena pizza]

I had my bachelor party in MKE (and no I don't live there) two years ago around a MU game.  Definitely stay at the Iron Horse and let them know its your bachelor party.  The staff treated us well the entire weekend and the General Manager brought us a round of shots after dinner and chatted with us for a while.  We went to Whiskey Bar for drinks and then got a table at Suite.  At Suite we had an amazingly hot waittress and our own security guy for our area who helped keep all the dudes out and let the hot chicks party with us.