The Everlasting Craptastical Mystery Thread

[MUfan12]

See you all in a few months..unless something important comes up..like the signing of a 6' 8" SF from Illinois for 2013.

Now THAT would be something.

[Goose]

If Big Daddy breaks Jabari news to MU...drinks on Goose. He can be had to MU and would say funnier things have happened, like talk of Buzz to SMU!!!

[dw3dw3dw3]

Well BD started the rumor here, so if it happens, all related celebratory posts must be in this thread. That way the anonymous 6'8" SF from Chicago can truly understand how passionate and logical we are before he gets to the ego-boosting posts. The name of the thread can change then too, so he knows where to look.

[Aughnanure]

I thought someone said earlier that these threads could only get to 100 pgs before locking automatically.  We're breaking barriers!

[Blackhat]

Pilarz is Albert DiIulio reincarnate.   

[Pakuni]

If Big Daddy breaks Jabari news to MU...drinks on Goose. He can be had to MU and would say funnier things have happened, like talk of Buzz to SMU!!!

Channel 58 in Milwaukee just reported that fan message boards are abuzz with reports that Jabari Parker just committed to Marquette.

[Dish]

Channel 58 in Milwaukee just reported that fan message boards are abuzz with reports that Jabari Parker just committed to Marquette.

Channel 58's investigative news team, in cooperation with 60 Minutes, is also investigating the strange case of a missing person from a fan message board, who seems to have come back from the dead, but with a new identity. All of that and Lance Hill's 7 day forecast, tonight at 10!

[The Process]

Channel 58's investigative news team, in cooperation with 60 Minutes, is also investigating the strange case of a missing person from a fan message board, who seems to have come back from the dead, but with a new identity. All of that and Lance Hill's 7 day forecast, tonight at 10!

Just ten minutes of your day...!

[Hoopaloop]

[mr.MUskie]

Channel 58 in Milwaukee just reported that fan message boards are abuzz with reports that Jabari Parker just committed to Marquette.

That is funny.  My compliments!

[mu_hilltopper]

This thread is much like the Springfield Tire Fire, established in 1989.

[wadesworld]

He directed me to www.meatspin.com

(VNSFW... probably NSFL)

for those who don't know what the acronyms above mean, do not go to the website.

HAHA!  Wow!  Meatspin just made it onto MUscoop, that is hilarious.  When one of my roommates used to head out on weekends before another roommate of mine and me, we would put meatspin up on the first one's computer on our way out of the door (music blasting, of course).  The next morning the first roommate would give us an update as to how many spins the counter reached before he shut it down.

[PuertoRicanNightmare]

Has anybody ever seen Larry Williams long-form birth certificate and, if not, why the delay in releasing it?

[warthog-driver]

Has anybody ever seen Larry Williams long-form birth certificate and, if not, why the delay in releasing it?

His foreign national father refused to sign it before the family relocated to the warungs of Jakarta. Bisa Kan!

[Warriors10]

He directed me to www.meatspin.com

(VNSFW... probably NSFL)

for those who don't know what the acronyms above mean, do not go to the website.

LOL.  Like others, I cannot believe that meatspin has made an MUScoop thread.  When our childrens, children took at this legendary thread they will have to avoid that.

[mu-rara]

Pilarz is Albert DiIulio reincarnate.   

That would not be good.  It is possible though.  2nd time Al's name came up today.  Yikes.

[4everwarriors]

Any speculation on who's gettin' axed to leave so room is made for Parker?

[JoBo2756]

I've been pretty distant since the loss here. Can someone please explain, in two sentences or less, what the hell is going on here?

[Lennys Tap]

Any speculation on who's gettin' axed to leave so room is made for Parker?

I don't know, but whoever takes that one for the team will deserve Marquette's version of the Medal of Honor.

[Avenue Commons]

I've been pretty distant since the loss here. Can someone please explain, in two sentences or less, what the hell is going on here?

And if you can answer that query, can you also address the meaning of life?

[mr.MUskie]

And if you can answer that query, can you also address the meaning of life?

The meaning of life would be easier to explain.

[ATL MU Warrior]

I would just like to say that I am extremely disappointed that this thread has already lost its momentum. 

Only 103 pages?!?!? 

It's not like anything important is happening in the real world. 

Upward and Onward Scoopers!

[mr.MUskie]

I would just like to say that I am extremely disappointed that this thread has already lost its momentum. 

Only 103 pages?!?!? 

It's not like anything important is happening in the real world. 

Upward and Onward Scoopers!

The night is young.

[TJ]

I would just like to say that I am extremely disappointed that this thread has already lost its momentum. 

Only 103 pages?!?!? 

It's not like anything important is happening in the real world. 

Upward and Onward Scoopers!

Mega Ultra Thread?

No.  Shhhh...  It is legend.

[dw3dw3dw3]

I don't know, but whoever takes that one for the team will deserve Marquette's version of the Medal of Honor.

Could offer him a lifetime deal as a MU ambassador, like Favre was offered, in exchange for quitting. Penthouse at Humphrey for life, multiple honorary doctorate degrees, front row seats next to RJax, and a mini statue next to the Al statue.

I almost think Jones would take it, he seemed like the happiest guy in the world for a top 50 prospect riding the bench as a sophomore. He must really like something about MU.