Author Topic: The Everlasting Craptastical Mystery Thread (Read 507108 times)

MUfan12 · « **Reply #2525 on:** March 28, 2012, 04:01:48 PM »

Quote from: BigDaddy84 on March 28, 2012, 03:35:29 PM

See you all in a few months..unless something important comes up..like the signing of a 6' 8" SF from Illinois for 2013.

Now THAT would be something.

Goose · « **Reply #2526 on:** March 28, 2012, 04:05:51 PM »

If Big Daddy breaks Jabari news to MU...drinks on Goose. He can be had to MU and would say funnier things have happened, like talk of Buzz to SMU!!!

dw3dw3dw3 · « **Reply #2527 on:** March 28, 2012, 04:08:49 PM »

Well BD started the rumor here, so if it happens, all related celebratory posts must be in this thread. That way the anonymous 6'8" SF from Chicago can truly understand how passionate and logical we are before he gets to the ego-boosting posts. The name of the thread can change then too, so he knows where to look.

Aughnanure · « **Reply #2528 on:** March 28, 2012, 04:13:19 PM »

I thought someone said earlier that these threads could only get to 100 pgs before locking automatically. We're breaking barriers!

Blackhat · « **Reply #2529 on:** March 28, 2012, 04:34:09 PM »

Pilarz is Albert DiIulio reincarnate.

Pakuni · « **Reply #2530 on:** March 28, 2012, 04:36:50 PM »

Quote from: Goose on March 28, 2012, 04:05:51 PM

If Big Daddy breaks Jabari news to MU...drinks on Goose. He can be had to MU and would say funnier things have happened, like talk of Buzz to SMU!!!

Channel 58 in Milwaukee just reported that fan message boards are abuzz with reports that Jabari Parker just committed to Marquette.

DegenerateDish · « **Reply #2531 on:** March 28, 2012, 04:46:39 PM »

Quote from: Pakuni on March 28, 2012, 04:36:50 PM

Channel 58 in Milwaukee just reported that fan message boards are abuzz with reports that Jabari Parker just committed to Marquette.

Channel 58's investigative news team, in cooperation with 60 Minutes, is also investigating the strange case of a missing person from a fan message board, who seems to have come back from the dead, but with a new identity. All of that and Lance Hill's 7 day forecast, tonight at 10!

The Process · « **Reply #2532 on:** March 28, 2012, 04:52:02 PM »

Quote from: MUDish on March 28, 2012, 04:46:39 PM

Channel 58's investigative news team, in cooperation with 60 Minutes, is also investigating the strange case of a missing person from a fan message board, who seems to have come back from the dead, but with a new identity. All of that and Lance Hill's 7 day forecast, tonight at 10!

Just ten minutes of your day...!

Hoopaloop · « **Reply #2533 on:** March 28, 2012, 05:06:26 PM »

mr.MUskie · « **Reply #2534 on:** March 28, 2012, 05:19:18 PM »

Quote from: Pakuni on March 28, 2012, 04:36:50 PM

Channel 58 in Milwaukee just reported that fan message boards are abuzz with reports that Jabari Parker just committed to Marquette.

That is funny. My compliments!

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #2535 on:** March 28, 2012, 05:24:33 PM »

This thread is much like the Springfield Tire Fire, established in 1989.

wadesworld · « **Reply #2536 on:** March 28, 2012, 06:00:02 PM »

Quote from: Hards_Alumni on March 28, 2012, 02:25:57 PM

He directed me to www.meatspin.com

(VNSFW... probably NSFL)

for those who don't know what the acronyms above mean, do not go to the website.

HAHA! Wow! Meatspin just made it onto MUscoop, that is hilarious. When one of my roommates used to head out on weekends before another roommate of mine and me, we would put meatspin up on the first one's computer on our way out of the door (music blasting, of course). The next morning the first roommate would give us an update as to how many spins the counter reached before he shut it down.

PuertoRicanNightmare · « **Reply #2537 on:** March 28, 2012, 06:30:36 PM »

Has anybody ever seen Larry Williams long-form birth certificate and, if not, why the delay in releasing it?

warthog-driver · « **Reply #2538 on:** March 28, 2012, 06:51:01 PM »

Quote from: PuertoRicanNightmare on March 28, 2012, 06:30:36 PM

Has anybody ever seen Larry Williams long-form birth certificate and, if not, why the delay in releasing it?

His foreign national father refused to sign it before the family relocated to the warungs of Jakarta. Bisa Kan!

Warriors10 · « **Reply #2539 on:** March 28, 2012, 07:03:57 PM »

Quote from: Hards_Alumni on March 28, 2012, 02:25:57 PM

He directed me to www.meatspin.com

(VNSFW... probably NSFL)

for those who don't know what the acronyms above mean, do not go to the website.

LOL. Like others, I cannot believe that meatspin has made an MUScoop thread. When our childrens, children took at this legendary thread they will have to avoid that.

mu-rara · « **Reply #2540 on:** March 28, 2012, 07:04:48 PM »

Quote from: Stone Cold on March 28, 2012, 04:34:09 PM

Pilarz is Albert DiIulio reincarnate.

That would not be good. It is possible though. 2nd time Al's name came up today. Yikes.

4everwarriors · « **Reply #2541 on:** March 28, 2012, 07:25:17 PM »

Any speculation on who's gettin' axed to leave so room is made for Parker?

JoBo2756 · « **Reply #2542 on:** March 28, 2012, 07:31:38 PM »

I've been pretty distant since the loss here. Can someone please explain, in two sentences or less, what the hell is going on here?

Lennys Tap · « **Reply #2543 on:** March 28, 2012, 07:34:55 PM »

Quote from: 4everwarriors on March 28, 2012, 07:25:17 PM

Any speculation on who's gettin' axed to leave so room is made for Parker?

I don't know, but whoever takes that one for the team will deserve Marquette's version of the Medal of Honor.

Avenue Commons · « **Reply #2544 on:** March 28, 2012, 07:36:48 PM »

Quote from: JoBo2756 on March 28, 2012, 07:31:38 PM

I've been pretty distant since the loss here. Can someone please explain, in two sentences or less, what the hell is going on here?

And if you can answer that query, can you also address the meaning of life?

mr.MUskie · « **Reply #2545 on:** March 28, 2012, 07:41:36 PM »

Quote from: Avenue Commons on March 28, 2012, 07:36:48 PM

And if you can answer that query, can you also address the meaning of life?

The meaning of life would be easier to explain.

ATL MU Warrior · « **Reply #2546 on:** March 28, 2012, 07:47:37 PM »

I would just like to say that I am extremely disappointed that this thread has already lost its momentum.

Only 103 pages?!?!?

It's not like anything important is happening in the real world.

Upward and Onward Scoopers!

mr.MUskie · « **Reply #2547 on:** March 28, 2012, 07:50:56 PM »

Quote from: ATL MU Warrior on March 28, 2012, 07:47:37 PM

I would just like to say that I am extremely disappointed that this thread has already lost its momentum.

Only 103 pages?!?!?

It's not like anything important is happening in the real world.

Upward and Onward Scoopers!

The night is young.

TJ · « **Reply #2548 on:** March 28, 2012, 07:57:41 PM »

Quote from: ATL MU Warrior on March 28, 2012, 07:47:37 PM

I would just like to say that I am extremely disappointed that this thread has already lost its momentum.

Only 103 pages?!?!?

It's not like anything important is happening in the real world.

Upward and Onward Scoopers!

Mega Ultra Thread?

No. Shhhh... It is legend.

dw3dw3dw3 · « **Reply #2549 on:** March 28, 2012, 08:00:20 PM »

Quote from: Lennys Tap on March 28, 2012, 07:34:55 PM

I don't know, but whoever takes that one for the team will deserve Marquette's version of the Medal of Honor.

Could offer him a lifetime deal as a MU ambassador, like Favre was offered, in exchange for quitting. Penthouse at Humphrey for life, multiple honorary doctorate degrees, front row seats next to RJax, and a mini statue next to the Al statue.

I almost think Jones would take it, he seemed like the happiest guy in the world for a top 50 prospect riding the bench as a sophomore. He must really like something about MU.

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