The Everlasting Craptastical Mystery Thread

[Henry Sugar]

Well, I agree, but you gotta draw the crap line somewhere.  Soccer is over that line.

You are a communist

[Big Papi]

wow what a flub
[/quote.  Simple save. Keeper boots it in extra time. No Olympics for us?  Are we out?

Yup.  We are done.

[National Champs]

TWITTTTTTTTERRRRRR TRACCCKKKKKKKERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Davante' Gardner is going to bed early. What could this mean?

[Blackhat]

We've had a good run in decision making with Cords and Cottingham but if you look around there are a lot of dumb AD's.  

[The Process]

Davante' Gardner is going to bed early. What could this mean?

That he's tired?

[Warriors10]

That he's tired?

He tried to read all 52 pages of bs.

[MUDPT]

Wait, now this is about the US- El Salvador U-23 Olympic Qualifier Soccer Game?

[The Process]

Wait, now this is about the US- El Salvador U-23 Olympic Qualifier Soccer Game?

Pay no attention to the guys behind the monitor...!

[seinfeld]

Wait, now this is about the US- El Salvador U-23 Olympic Qualifier Soccer Game?

it's about everything man

[Warriors4ever]

Well, at the moment it's about Gardner's bedtime.  It can be about whatever you want it to be.
Still can't believe they lost that match.

[Henry Sugar]

This thread is about America

[Blackhat]

How do you get all the salsa out of a Pace jar?   I don't want to use a knife, it just doesn't seem right.   No spoon is long enough.

[ATWizJr]

Yup.  We are done.
[/quote.  Arrrgghhh! WTF? Easy fracking save. Ugghh!

[mr.MUskie]

Wait, now this is about the US- El Salvador U-23 Olympic Qualifier Soccer Game?

Where've you been?  C'mon, keep up!

[The Process]

This thread is about Rick James.

[warthog-driver]

Will Corey's brother be leaking any news to ESPN before the meeting?

No but her dad who is on the MU payroll might! Oh, wait...

[mr.MUskie]

How do you get all the salsa out of a Pace jar?   I don't want to use a knife, it just doesn't seem right.   No spoon is long enough.

Use your tongue.  Or if you're lucky, your gf's tongue.

[Jam Chowder]

This thread is about America

[TX_AZ_Warrior]

How do you get all the salsa out of a Pace jar?   I don't want to use a knife, it just doesn't seem right.   No spoon is long enough.

Use one of these.  

http://www.amazon.com/TEAPOT-ICED-SPOONS-WITH-CRYSTAL/dp/B001FYWETK/ref=sr_1_6?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1332818517&sr=1-6

I'm sure Buzz has plenty of them around from his sweat sweet tea.  Plenty of them around the SMU Campus to choose from.

[TX_AZ_Warrior]

Use one of these.  

http://www.amazon.com/TEAPOT-ICED-SPOONS-WITH-CRYSTAL/dp/B001FYWETK/ref=sr_1_6?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1332818517&sr=1-6

I'm sure Buzz has plenty of them around from his sweat tea.  Plenty of them around the SMU Campus to choose from.

Even better,  its longer.  12"

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Stainless-Steel-Ice-Spoon/dp/B0040B8JUI/ref=pd_sim_sbs_hg_7

[MU B2002]

Sweat Tea? 

Gross.

[brewcity77]

Sweat Tea? 

Gross.

Isn't that spelled "Groce"?

[real chili 83]

You are a communist

Soccer?  Really? Turn in your man card.   

[🏀]

TWITTTTTTTTERRRRRR TRACCCKKKKKKKERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Davante' Gardner is going to bed early. What could this mean?

The sidescroll is just too much.

[🏀]

A Kardashian?!?!  They lose all cred.

Gained it all back with Hacksaw.