The Everlasting Craptastical Mystery Thread

[Goose]

Sad thing is only three people will know what you mean by that.

[PuertoRicanNightmare]

If and when Buzz leaves, no matter what the school or circumstance, I will still like him 100x more than his douche bag predecessor.

[Goose]

It would be lunacy to me if my head was in the sand. Actually sad to me.

[macman320]

like completely suspending a program for a year death penalty?

[Daniel]

What do you mean?  And for what?

[Goose]

Something like that Mac.....maybe during the down decade we can retire twenty more numbers.

[4everwarriors]

If and when Buzz leaves, no matter what the school or circumstance, I will still like him 100x more than his douche bag predecessor.

Rican, as you know big difference between the two. Besides, Buzz is essentially being terminated.

[Smu18]

He gone....

[mr.MUskie]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE "DEATH PENALTY" POST??  IT WAS UP FOR 2 MINUTES AND DISAPPEARED!!

[Goose]

It was just a fart in the wind!

[mu_hilltopper]

This one?
http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=31960.msg378307#msg378307

[chapman]

You mean Buzz Williams is staying?  He's always been so quiet about the matter.  It's not like he ever said he intended to stay or anything.

(This isn't a shot at the above poster, more at the out of control lunacy this thread has turned into)

Have your mouthpieces put a couple tidbits out there, get the heat turned up a little to make sure Larry and Pilarz understand the direction MU Nation wants to head in and understand that they don't control him as they may have learned when their phones were blowing up with pissed off donors all day long, get to pitch what might be a nice job for your worthy assistant, make the fans hate SMU which will boost attendance in games against a bottom feeder.  All in a day's work.  Buzz Williams, ladies and gentlemen, our coach, friggin awesome.

[Dreadman24]

Have your mouthpieces put a couple tidbits out there, get the heat turned up a little to make sure Larry and Pilarz understand the direction MU Nation wants to head in and understand that they don't control him as they may have learned when their phones were blowing up with pissed off donors all day long, get to pitch what might be a nice job for your worthy assistant, make the fans hate SMU which will boost attendance in games against a bottom feeder.  All in a day's work.  Buzz Williams, ladies and gentlemen, our coach, friggin awesome.

lol i like that

[Tugg Speedman]

Have your mouthpieces put a couple tidbits out there, get the heat turned up a little to make sure Larry and Pilarz understand the direction MU Nation wants to head in and understand that they don't control him as they may have learned when their phones were blowing up with pissed off donors all day long, get to pitch what might be a nice job for your worthy assistant, make the fans hate SMU which will boost attendance in games against a bottom feeder.  All in a day's work.  Buzz Williams, ladies and gentlemen, our coach, friggin awesome.

This morning this thread was three pages and dying until IWB's twitter post.  Then it blew up to 16 pages.

This is the only new "fact" we have ... per IWB MU granted SMU permission to talk to Buzz and he is "listening" (whatever that means).

Everything else here is made up by grown Men in their basement.

[PonyFanz]

This morning this thread was three pages and dying until IWB's twitter post.  Then it blew up to 16 pages.

This is the only new "fact" we have ... per IWB MU granted SMU permission to talk to Buzz and he is "listening" (whatever that means).

Everything else here is made up by grown Men in their basement.

Still 

[real chili 83]

This one?
http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=31960.msg378307#msg378307

Wow, kinda like Deja vu.  Our moderators are all powerful.  

I say the over/under is 30 pages for this thread by 11:43 tonight.

[KipsBayEagle]

This morning this thread was three pages and dying until IWB's twitter post.  Then it blew up to 16 pages.

This is the only new "fact" we have ... per IWB MU granted SMU permission to talk to Buzz and he is "listening" (whatever that means).

Everything else here is made up by grown Men in their basement.

Some of us grown men have studio apartments for the record....

[GGGG]

Everything else here is made up by grown Men in their basement.

Dammit, I take offense to this.

I am sitting on my screened in porch and NOT in my basement!!!!

[Daniel]

Mods took that one down pretty fast.

[Goose]

He nailed my location....at least it is my basement and not my Mom's.

[Hamostradamus]

This is the only new "fact" we have ... per IWB MU granted SMU permission to talk to Buzz and he is "listening" (whatever that means).

The next step after "listening" is "Ladies and gentlemen, SMU is please to welcome it's new coach..."  Remember Crean was "listening" to Indiana as far as we knew and he was literally eating dinner in Bloomington a few hours later. There is no intermediate step from here.

[Golden Avalanche]

How many big games did Crean win without Wade? If he failed with his best chance he knew his place in college backing order would go down. He could not win big games and that is a fact. The act was growing old because return on investment was shrinking.

It's subjective as to what is "big" but there are plenty of wins in his career outside of Dwyane's two seasons.

I don't believe one word of what you wrote regarding Crean because you show all the hallmarks of that type of MU fan who cannot look past the notion that Crean left the University so all you do is minimize his accomplishments.

If you want to talk ROI, Crean was a magician regarding attendance and that's a source of revenue that has declined both in perception and reality.

[mu_hilltopper]

Mods took that one down pretty fast.

No, we did not.

[Golden Avalanche]

The next step after "listening" is "Ladies and gentlemen, SMU is please to welcome it's new coach..."  Remember Crean was "listening" to Indiana as far as we knew and he was literally eating dinner in Bloomington a few hours later. There is no intermediate step from here.

Shaka listened to Illinois for two days.

[mr.MUskie]

Wow, kinda like Deja vu.  Our moderators are all powerful.  

I say the over/under is 30 pages for this thread by 11:43 tonight.

For the record, we're amateurs.  The Illini board thread on their coaching search is over 350 PAGES now!