Better than sex?

[mileskishnish72]

Option 1 is obviously out.

[mu-rara]

you're kidding........right?

[chren21]

Watching Golic have to fight through his little sportscenter thing at the top of each hour has been better than a fantastic cup of morning coffee.  Thats about as far as I will go with this one.

[StillAWarrior]

If you've voting for No. 3, you're doing something wrong and/or might want to see a doctor.

[NersEllenson]

If you've voting for No. 3, you're doing something wrong and/or might want to see a doctor.

I better go see the doctor then!!  Let's face it..we can all control when we get sex..or can even pay for it if completely desperate    But there is nothing we can do to guarantee an MU win over ND, and a Top 11 Notre Dame at that.

Seriously, the lingering feelings of joy, happiness, whatever last a lot longer after an MU win..than do they after busting a nut. 

[4everwarriors]

How 'bout grabbin' your main squeeze, a couple of tix in the 400 section, and having sex during the game?

[warthog-driver]

I am amazed that anyone got this one wrong. As much as I love strapping a jet on my ass and whacking bad guys there is one thing I like a whole lot better...

[Skatastrophy]

As much as I love strapping a jet on my ass and whacking bad guys...

You're into some pretty freaky stuff, Warthog

[ecompt]

If the sex is with Joy Behar or Rosie O'Donnell, I'll go with No. 3.

[NersEllenson]

This poll gets "poll of the year" award.  No pun intended.

[SoCalwarrior]

[esotericmindguy]

What if you're absolutely pounding a girl who's boyfriend goes to ND? Now that is the best of both worlds.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

What if you're absolutely pounding a girl who's boyfriend goes to ND? Now that is the best of both worlds.

tag team with her hot mom, that's money.

[Lighthouse 84]

tag team with her hot mom, that's money.

Or "money" on her hot mom, even better.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Or "money" on her hot mom, even better.

I did "money" on Kyle MacAlarney's mom a few years ago.   but so did a ton of other dudes.

[BrewCity83]

Pounding the hot girl whose boyfriend goes to ND while watching MU destroy ND in high-def on a 52".  In surround-sound. 

Where's that option?

[warthog-driver]

Pounding the hot girl whose boyfriend goes to ND while tag teaming her stripper twin sister who goes to UW - Madison then taking on the hot mother who thought about applying to Louisville but who waits tables at Porcini, all the while drinking Lagavulin single malt and watching MU destroy ND in high-def on a 60" screen with a Cohiba just waiting to be sparked.  Where's that option?

[Lighthouse 84]

Pounding the hot girl (who goes to Syracuse) whose boyfriend goes to ND while tag teaming her stripper twin sister who goes to UW - Madison then taking on the hot mother who thought about applying to Louisville but who waits tables at Porcini, all the while drinking Lagavulin single malt and watching MU destroy ND in high-def on a 60" screen with a Cohiba just waiting to be sparked.  Where's that option?

Fixed.  Though I'd change the word "taking" to something else when talking about the hot mom, but that's me.

[warthog-driver]

Fixed.  Though I'd change the word "taking" to something else when talking about the hot mom, but that's me.

Excellent alteration. Makes it all the more exquisite, really.

[brewcity77]

If you've voting for No. 3, you're doing something wrong and/or might want to see a doctor.

Honestly, I'd be more concerned with someone voting for #1. Simply on the basis of who wants Sex when you can have Great Sex?

"No thanks, I'll pass on the smoking hot Russian gymnast who can contort her body into any position I desire because I'd rather have sex with that girl at the bar who still looks like Kathy Bates even after my 9th beer."

I think that's the guy who needs to see a doctor.

[alexius23]

At my ancient age I rather see ND get flattened   

[wyzgy]

i wonder if any girls responded to this poll-raise yer hand if you have to squat to pee

[Marquette_Fan]

Nothing beats sex. I'm sorry as much as I like Marquette basketball or basketball in general this is where I draw the line.

For those who voted for ND you need lessons. May I suggest an easy lay like a fat broad from craigslist for example and go at it until you get it right.

[Eye]

Shocked I broke the tie on this one.

[Mayor McCheese]

Shocked I broke the tie on this one.

I made it back to a tie...

Whoever voted for option 3 is forever alone....

The better question is to change the stakes and put for the national championship, then I would have to think... but option 2 for right now is the winner.