Every guard has to throw 100 assists every day.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

why not?   

[MUfan12]

Works for me.

A lot better than a few years back, when every coach has to call 100 plays each possession.

[brewcity77]

why not?   

Because it's a step too far. The first one was fun to mock, the second one was a decent (not great) knock-off and continued method of poking fun, but what's next? Each player must steal 100 passes? Each center must block 100 shots? Each halftime Rosen contestant must take 100 half-court shots?

Actually, that last one might be a good idea. Save us from all those people who can hardly get the shot past the free throw line.

[Lennys Tap]

Works for me.

A lot better than a few years back, when every coach has to call 100 plays each possession.

Or when every player had to get 100 deflections.