You know who I can't stand?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

That Fr. Kelly guy.  He just sits there.

[🏀]

That Fr. Kelly guy.  He just sits there.

Father Kelly provides absolutely no insight to the coaching staff. I've seen better priests freestyle preaching outside the JesRes.

[krocheck]

What a waste of God-given talent!  Doesn't he have some poor to tend to or something.

[Canned Goods n Ammo]

Sacristy rats?

[ecompt]

Don't knock Father Kelly. He and Cubes have the same number of field goals in Big East play, and he's only one behind Mo.

[2TimeWarrior]

I don't understand how you expect him to get better since Buzz never gives him any practice time during actual games

[Avenue Commons]

It raises a good point. Shouldn't that spot on the bench be used for someone who could contribute on a greater level? I mean, why have Fr. Wild, the President of the university, sitting somewhere else?

[The Lens]

Fr Kelly has really regressed under Buzz.  And he's just reading all the easy passages in the bible now, when he gets to the harder passages, I think he's screwed.  Also I heard he doesn't practice genuflecting, that's so stupid! How can you not practice genuflecting?

[muarmy81]

I can't stand that George Costanza guy...Can't standzya! Can't Standzya!

[reinko]

I can't stand people who create topics with no description in the title.

[Henry Sugar]

Maybe Fr. Wild is doing a good job now, but I want to see how good a job he does with his own Jesuits.

[MU B2002]

Maybe Fr. Wild is doing a good job now, but I want to see how good a job he does with his own Jesuits.

Thanks, I just had to leave my desk to go laugh in the hallway.

[4everwarriors]

Are there any others douches on the bench?

[ecompt]

This is one of the most entertaining threads I've read in a long time.

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Father Kelly is in love with one thing, himself. The white, standard haircut hair. The white collar. The constant self-promotion. The Al Borland type bi-focals. All about Kelly.

[IAmMarquette]

Father Kelly is in love with one thing, himself. The white, standard haircut hair. The white collar. The constant self-promotion. The Al Borland type bi-focals. All about Kelly.

AKAT. (apologies to 4ever)

[Daniel]

Maybe Fr. Wild is doing a good job now, but I want to see how good a job he does with his own Jesuits.

LOL - best of the thread!  Very funny, very good!

And hey, let's not mock Fr. Kelly - everyone on the bench contributes in their own special way, with their God-given talents.  22 - 4 

[Pardner]

Fr. Kelly's contrition to sin ratio is 10:1, the best in the country...better than Curry's.  Sugar, can you do a Monte Carlo on John 3:16 to settle it?

[robmufan]

I hear he leads the league in bench PPGs.  I hear he also just took of the all time marquette Prayers Per Game with 16 prayers against seton hall

[ZiggysFryBoy]

I hear he leads the league in bench PPGs.  I hear he also just took of the all time marquette Prayers Per Game with 16 prayers against seton hall

can't compare nowadays vs the 60's and 70's.  The prayers were longer back then.

[Canned Goods n Ammo]

Vatican II was like adding the 3pt line.

[jaybilaswho?]

You have to give Fr. Kelly his props. After all, it is his delivery of the body and blood of christ that gets those guys going at half time. If Fr. Kelly wasn't there to provide this heavenly nourishment, our record wouldnt be so great.

[ZiggysChestHair]

Senior year I took Father Kelly's Atheism and Theism class.  We learned nothing on Atheism nor Theism.  However I can break down and explain the Marquette seal.

[Daniel]

Senior year I took Father Kelly's Atheism and Theism class.  We learned nothing on Atheism nor Theism.  However I can break down and explain the Marquette seal.

Wow - didn't know we had a new mascot - hmm the Golden Seals.....