Author Topic: You know who I can't stand? (Read 6108 times)

ZiggysFryBoy · « **on:** February 18, 2009, 10:29:50 AM »

That Fr. Kelly guy. He just sits there.

🏀 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:36:15 AM »

Quote from: Erin Andrews' Thong on February 18, 2009, 10:29:50 AM

That Fr. Kelly guy. He just sits there.

Father Kelly provides absolutely no insight to the coaching staff. I've seen better priests freestyle preaching outside the JesRes.

krocheck · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:40:58 AM »

What a waste of God-given talent! Doesn't he have some poor to tend to or something.

Canned Goods n Ammo · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:41:38 AM »

Sacristy rats?

ecompt · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:44:12 AM »

Don't knock Father Kelly. He and Cubes have the same number of field goals in Big East play, and he's only one behind Mo.

2TimeWarrior · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:49:20 AM »

I don't understand how you expect him to get better since Buzz never gives him any practice time during actual games

Avenue Commons · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:09:53 AM »

It raises a good point. Shouldn't that spot on the bench be used for someone who could contribute on a greater level? I mean, why have Fr. Wild, the President of the university, sitting somewhere else?

The Lens · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:25:40 AM »

Fr Kelly has really regressed under Buzz. And he's just reading all the easy passages in the bible now, when he gets to the harder passages, I think he's screwed. Also I heard he doesn't practice genuflecting, that's so stupid! How can you not practice genuflecting?

muarmy81 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:28:38 AM »

I can't stand that George Costanza guy...Can't standzya! Can't Standzya!

reinko · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:32:20 AM »

I can't stand people who create topics with no description in the title.

Henry Sugar · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:39:52 AM »

Maybe Fr. Wild is doing a good job now, but I want to see how good a job he does with his own Jesuits.

MU B2002 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2009, 12:09:16 PM »

Quote from: Henry Sugar on February 18, 2009, 11:39:52 AM

Maybe Fr. Wild is doing a good job now, but I want to see how good a job he does with his own Jesuits.

Thanks, I just had to leave my desk to go laugh in the hallway.

4everwarriors · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2009, 12:54:54 PM »

Are there any others douches on the bench?

ecompt · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2009, 12:58:28 PM »

This is one of the most entertaining threads I've read in a long time.

🏀 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2009, 03:59:44 PM »

Father Kelly is in love with one thing, himself. The white, standard haircut hair. The white collar. The constant self-promotion. The Al Borland type bi-focals. All about Kelly.

IAmMarquette · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2009, 04:05:22 PM »

Quote from: marqptm on February 18, 2009, 03:59:44 PM

Father Kelly is in love with one thing, himself. The white, standard haircut hair. The white collar. The constant self-promotion. The Al Borland type bi-focals. All about Kelly.

AKAT. (apologies to 4ever)

Daniel · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2009, 06:53:36 PM »

Quote from: Henry Sugar on February 18, 2009, 11:39:52 AM

Maybe Fr. Wild is doing a good job now, but I want to see how good a job he does with his own Jesuits.

LOL - best of the thread! Very funny, very good!

And hey, let's not mock Fr. Kelly - everyone on the bench contributes in their own special way, with their God-given talents. 22 - 4

Pardner · « **Reply #17 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:03:11 PM »

Fr. Kelly's contrition to sin ratio is 10:1, the best in the country...better than Curry's. Sugar, can you do a Monte Carlo on John 3:16 to settle it?

robmufan · « **Reply #18 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:17:04 PM »

I hear he leads the league in bench PPGs. I hear he also just took of the all time marquette Prayers Per Game with 16 prayers against seton hall

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:57:18 PM »

Quote from: robmufan on February 18, 2009, 09:17:04 PM

I hear he leads the league in bench PPGs. I hear he also just took of the all time marquette Prayers Per Game with 16 prayers against seton hall

can't compare nowadays vs the 60's and 70's. The prayers were longer back then.

Canned Goods n Ammo · « **Reply #20 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:10:34 AM »

Vatican II was like adding the 3pt line.

jaybilaswho? · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:51:29 AM »

You have to give Fr. Kelly his props. After all, it is his delivery of the body and blood of christ that gets those guys going at half time. If Fr. Kelly wasn't there to provide this heavenly nourishment, our record wouldnt be so great.

ZiggysChestHair · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:01:19 AM »

Senior year I took Father Kelly's Atheism and Theism class. We learned nothing on Atheism nor Theism. However I can break down and explain the Marquette seal.

Daniel · « **Reply #23 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:55:51 PM »

Quote from: ZiggysChestHair on February 19, 2009, 09:01:19 AM

Senior year I took Father Kelly's Atheism and Theism class. We learned nothing on Atheism nor Theism. However I can break down and explain the Marquette seal.

Wow - didn't know we had a new mascot - hmm the Golden Seals.....

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Author Topic: You know who I can't stand? (Read 6108 times)

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