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Scoop Snoop

March 25, 2025, 10:07:12 AM
After the huge meltdown on scoop after the NM game, I think we could use a few laughs besides the unintentional ones we get from "Bonkers"  ;D  in numerous threads.

We're all idiots.

Please be patient with me. I'm a huge Dumbass.

Jesus is coming. Look busy!

(Restaurant sign before PC became the law of the land): Bad food, lousy service, ugly waitress. But what the Hey?

Way back from the "Baby on Board" bumper stickers days: A rag doll nailed to a plank projecting from the bed of a pickup with a "Baby on Board" sticker attached.



Wild horses couldn't drag me into either political party, but for very different reasons.

"All of our answers are unencumbered by the thought process." NPR's Click and Clack of Car Talk.

tower912

#1
March 25, 2025, 10:09:58 AM
Jesus loves you.  Everybody else thinks you're an a$$hole.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

Scoop Snoop

#2
March 25, 2025, 10:34:25 AM
George Benard Shaw and Winston Churchill battle of wits:

Shaw: I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend—if you have one.

Churchill: Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second—if there is one.
Wild horses couldn't drag me into either political party, but for very different reasons.

"All of our answers are unencumbered by the thought process." NPR's Click and Clack of Car Talk.

MU82

#3
March 25, 2025, 11:15:29 AM
Lots of Tesler owners around these parts are using bumper stickers such as:

"I bought this before Elon lost his mind."
"It's not how white men fight." - Tucker Carlson

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." - George Washington

"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

Jay Bee

#4
March 25, 2025, 11:39:35 AM
Quote from: MU82 on March 25, 2025, 11:15:29 AMLots of Tesler owners around these parts are using bumper stickers such as:

"I bought this before Elon lost his mind."

"Elite whites" staying righteous!
The portal is NOT closed.

Billy Hoyle

#5
March 25, 2025, 02:34:58 PM
Quote from: MU82 on March 25, 2025, 11:15:29 AMLots of Tesler owners around these parts are using bumper stickers such as:

"I bought this before Elon lost his mind."

I passed a Tesla on the expressway two weeks ago with multiple stickers on it:

"I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy."
"Anti Elon Tesla Club"
"Elon Sucks."
"Elon" with a circle slash.

Message sent.
"Kevin thinks 'mother' is half a word." - Mike Deane

MU1in77

#6
March 25, 2025, 07:40:51 PM
For the old people out there - a company had a sign that read:

The employee shortage is so bad that long haired freaky people can now apply

pbiflyer

#7
March 25, 2025, 07:46:58 PM
You know those little three letter oval decals for destinations, like obx?

we have one down here, WTF....Welcome To Florida !

WellsstreetWanderer

#8
March 31, 2025, 07:03:28 PM
My all time favorite bumpersticker

" I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables "

WellsstreetWanderer

#9
March 31, 2025, 08:08:05 PM
Quote from: Billy Hoyle on March 25, 2025, 02:34:58 PMI passed a Tesla on the expressway two weeks ago with multiple stickers on it:

"I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy."
"Anti Elon Tesla Club"
"Elon Sucks."
"Elon" with a circle slash.

Message sent.
Gotta love virtue signalers

Uncle Rico

#10
March 31, 2025, 08:14:21 PM
Guster is for Lovers

Shaka Shart

#11
March 31, 2025, 10:15:20 PM
Quote from: WellsstreetWanderer on March 31, 2025, 07:03:28 PMMy all time favorite bumpersticker

" I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables "

I don't get it
" There are two things I can consistently smell.    Poop and Chlorine.  All poop smells like acrid baby poop mixed with diaper creme. And almost anything that smells remotely like poop; porta-johns, water filtration plants, fertilizer, etc., smells exactly the same." - Tower912

Re: COVID-19

Shaka Shart

#12
March 31, 2025, 10:16:36 PM
On Sunday I saw a "no passengers unless you have really big boobs" next to a thin blue line flag in rural Washington. Glad I wasn't hitchhiking I guess.
" There are two things I can consistently smell.    Poop and Chlorine.  All poop smells like acrid baby poop mixed with diaper creme. And almost anything that smells remotely like poop; porta-johns, water filtration plants, fertilizer, etc., smells exactly the same." - Tower912

Re: COVID-19

Uncle Rico

#13
April 01, 2025, 06:49:04 AM
Quote from: Shaka Shart on March 31, 2025, 10:15:20 PMI don't get it

It's virtue signaling
Guster is for Lovers

Scoop Snoop

#14
April 01, 2025, 07:47:12 AM
Quote from: Shaka Shart on March 31, 2025, 10:15:20 PMI don't get it

Have you never heard a vegan tell you how superior his/her diet is, over and over and over and over again while keeping a self-satisfied smirk on his/her face?
Wild horses couldn't drag me into either political party, but for very different reasons.

"All of our answers are unencumbered by the thought process." NPR's Click and Clack of Car Talk.

Billy Hoyle

#15
April 01, 2025, 10:07:31 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on April 01, 2025, 06:49:04 AMIt's virtue signaling

What isn't these days?
"Kevin thinks 'mother' is half a word." - Mike Deane

cheebs09

#16
April 01, 2025, 10:13:11 AM
Quote from: pbiflyer on March 25, 2025, 07:46:58 PMYou know those little three letter oval decals for destinations, like obx?

we have one down here, WTF....Welcome To Florida !

Strangely, that's what everyone else says about Florida too.

Uncle Rico

#17
April 01, 2025, 11:14:06 AM
Quote from: Billy Hoyle on April 01, 2025, 10:07:31 AMWhat isn't these days?

It's hard to keep track
Guster is for Lovers

Shaka Shart

#18
April 01, 2025, 01:02:18 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on April 01, 2025, 07:47:12 AMHave you never heard a vegan tell you how superior his/her diet is, over and over and over and over again while keeping a self-satisfied smirk on his/her face?

Have you heard of the carnivore diet?
" There are two things I can consistently smell.    Poop and Chlorine.  All poop smells like acrid baby poop mixed with diaper creme. And almost anything that smells remotely like poop; porta-johns, water filtration plants, fertilizer, etc., smells exactly the same." - Tower912

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warriorchick

#19
April 01, 2025, 01:44:57 PM
Quote from: WellsstreetWanderer on March 31, 2025, 07:03:28 PMMy all time favorite bumpersticker

" I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables "

Meat is murder.  Tasty, tasty murder.
Have some patience, FFS.
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