Happy Father's day 2019

[tower912]

Celebrate what you have been given.

[Dish]

In before the lock.

[mu_hilltopper]

I have to admit, in 2011 I was given a #1 Dad hat, but I've slipped way down in the rankings and all I got this year was a card that said "nice try."

[The Sultan]

I have to admit, in 2011 I was given a #1 Dad hat, but I've slipped way down in the rankings and all I got this year was a card that said "nice try."

Collapses like this mean you're the Wojo of dads. Your seat is warm and one of your kids will likely transfer.

[warriorchick]

Collapses like this mean you're the Wojo of dads. Your seat is warm and one of your kids will likely transfer.

His kids wanted Shaka Smart to be their dad, anyway.

I heard that he winked at Ms. Topper while wearing a hat that said "#donedeal"

[The Sultan]

His kids wanted Shaka Smart to be their dad, anyway.

I heard that he winked at Ms. Topper while wearing a hat that said "#donedeal"

So topper is good with the ole Power Point. 

[mu_hilltopper]

My Powerpoint slide topics:

* STOP YOUR WHINING
* QUIET DOWN
* GO TO BED
* CLEAN THIS CRAP UP
* NO YOU CANNOT HAVE A COOKIE
* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HOMEWORK AGAIN
* GO ASK YOUR MOTHER

[Lennys Tap]

I have to admit, in 2011 I was given a #1 Dad hat, but I've slipped way down in the rankings and all I got this year was a card that said "nice try."

Have another kid - or better yet twins or triplets. You're down now, Topper, but just one solid recruiting class from being #1 again. #25 Years to Judge

[tower912]

My Powerpoint slide topics:

* STOP YOUR WHINING
* QUIET DOWN
* GO TO BED
* CLEAN THIS CRAP UP
* NO YOU CANNOT HAVE A COOKIE
* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HOMEWORK AGAIN
* GO ASK YOUR MOTHER

Clearly the problem is that you can't handle the critics.

[Dr. Blackheart]

I have to admit, in 2011 I was given a #1 Dad hat, but I've slipped way down in the rankings and all I got this year was a card that said "nice try."

#10-15yearstojudge

[warriorchick]

At least none have Topper's kids have asked for a transfer to a different dad.

[brewcity77]

At least none have Topper's kids have asked for a transfer to a different dad.

They planned to, but Mrs topper talked them out of it before the transfer window opened.

[warriorchick]

They planned to, but Mrs topper talked them out of it before the transfer window opened.

"But Mr. Izzo says he will let me do what I want!"

[Dish]

It'll be exciting when Stan becomes your kids new dad.

[lawdog77]

Have another kid - or better yet twins or triplets. You're down now, Topper, but just one solid recruiting class from being #1 again. #25 Years to Judge

Kids are literally and figuratively a crapshoot

[The Sultan]

"But Mr. Izzo says he will let me do what I want!"

Mr. Bennett, who was "Dad of the Year" last year, sent a kid off to college so he has an opening!!!

[mu_hilltopper]

I'm heading for Arby's, it goes without saying.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Is the Scoop Moderator gig a stepping stone, or are the kids taking over the family business?  We want to know the succession plan here at Scoop, and I suspect, so do they.  This is likely the cause of the friction, but I will check with Hermie first as he is all over the legacy recruits.

[Henry Sugar]

Maybe Topper's kids would be happier if he didn't give most of the balls and toys for just one child to use.

[mu_hilltopper]

Maybe Topper's kids would be happier if he didn't give most of the balls and toys for just one child to use.

Well, one kid does have a high toy utilization rate.  I should probably fix that before I have a mutiny letter on my hands.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

This is all fantastic

[tower912]

Now, if toppers kids moderated a website where the ankle biters did nothing but criticize their parents.....

[Henry Sugar]

Now, if toppers kids moderated a website where the ankle biters did nothing but criticize their parents.....

There's another website that publishes stats about parenting techniques. www.parentpom.com

Topper's "positive reinforcements / 24" rates in the bottom quartile. Nothing but doom doom doom.

[Dish]

There's another website that publishes stats about parenting techniques. www.parentpom.com

Topper's "positive reinforcements / 24" rates in the bottom quartile. Nothing but doom doom doom.

Probably because he buys too many games.

(I'll show myself out).

[Dr. Blackheart]

There's another website that publishes stats about parenting techniques. www.parentpom.com

Topper's "positive reinforcements / 24" rates in the bottom quartile. Nothing but doom doom doom.

About as effective as Wojo's cuddles, hey?

Also, why isn't anyone asking why Topper wasn't served a BnC in bed yesterday?  I got three droned into my bedroom myself.