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Title: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on February 10, 2023, 04:50:41 PM
I think The Post must be attracting a lot of  viewers from MU Scoop.

They have made things helpful for those of us intrigued by Animal Justice by automatically updating known animal attacks as they occur. There are so many we need to keep track of . This handy feature is quite helpful.

https://nypost.com/tag/animal-attacks/

Speaking of Animal Justice ,Yesterday a bloodthirsty leopard attacked a court house in India . The Post sites Claw and Order.

The leopard was captured and will be released into the wild .
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on September 26, 2023, 10:15:36 AM
Dogs attack owner

https://nypost.com/2023/09/20/woman-posted-loving-messages-to-her-2-dogs-online-before-they-viciously-attacked-her/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: wadesworld on September 26, 2023, 12:01:22 PM
Shall we take down all windmills to save the whales?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on September 26, 2023, 12:35:42 PM
You should see all the beached whales in west Texas. Inexcusable!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Jay Bee on September 26, 2023, 05:01:50 PM
Secret service agent bitten once again.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: NCMUFan on September 26, 2023, 06:41:56 PM
Quote from: wadesworld on September 26, 2023, 12:01:22 PM
Shall we take down all windmills to save the whales?
Wind turbines.  Nothing is being milled.
Watched this Irish drama called Southwesterlies.
Their community was going to get a wind farm.  The fisherman opposed it because they said the infrasound would scare the fish off.
Had to see if the drama was correct and sure enough, the wind turbine infrasound seriously mess with the fish senses. 
Soooo, guess it is all a matter of the technology having various shades of green.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on September 26, 2023, 07:13:31 PM
https://golfweek.usatoday.com/2023/09/26/100-pound-mountain-lion-shot-killed-on-golf-course/

I knew that Tigers and Golden Bears prowled golf courses.    Mountain Lions on golf course during girls junior tournaments is new.    Maybe it was a creeper mountain lion.   
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on September 26, 2023, 07:35:56 PM
Quote from: Jay Bee on September 26, 2023, 05:01:50 PM
Secret service agent bitten once again.

11 reported bites.

And that's not counting the dog.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Jay Bee on September 26, 2023, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on September 26, 2023, 07:35:56 PM
11 reported bites.

And that's not counting the dog.

Lots of poop all over the carpets and in the master bed, as well
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 26, 2023, 08:16:47 PM
Quote from: tower912 on September 26, 2023, 07:13:31 PM
https://golfweek.usatoday.com/2023/09/26/100-pound-mountain-lion-shot-killed-on-golf-course/

I knew that Tigers and Golden Bears prowled golf courses.    Mountain Lions on golf course during girls junior tournaments is new.    Maybe it was a creeper mountain lion.

Rather odd Mountain Lions would be in Nebraska.  It sounds like they had no idea what to do.  Very sad. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on September 26, 2023, 08:34:48 PM
Sounds like they knew exactly what to do.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: pbiflyer on September 26, 2023, 08:37:36 PM
Caution, this is very graphic.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1709298219538250?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=jaSYs6
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: wadesworld on September 26, 2023, 08:44:03 PM
Quote from: NCMUFan on September 26, 2023, 06:41:56 PM
Wind turbines.  Nothing is being milled.
Watched this Irish drama called Southwesterlies.
Their community was going to get a wind farm.  The fisherman opposed it because they said the infrasound would scare the fish off.
Had to see if the drama was correct and sure enough, the wind turbine infrasound seriously mess with the fish senses. 
Soooo, guess it is all a matter of the technology having various shades of green.

Just reporting what our presidential candidate told the world.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 26, 2023, 09:00:36 PM
Quote from: Jay Bee on September 26, 2023, 05:01:50 PM
Secret service agent bitten once again.

Crazy stuff. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on September 27, 2023, 06:14:37 AM
I blame Jeb Bush for all the Middle East entanglements he dragged the US into.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: JWags85 on September 27, 2023, 10:34:47 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 26, 2023, 08:16:47 PM
Rather odd Mountain Lions would be in Nebraska.  It sounds like they had no idea what to do.  Very sad.

I don't think that's remotely odd. Plenty of mountain lions in Wyoming, Colorado, and the Dakotas.  And the Nebraska town in question is right on the SD border.  Not like it was roaming the Omaha suburbs.

Unfortunate cause mountain lions are awesome, but far less odd than when one found its way into the Milwaukee suburbs a few times over the last 25 years
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: pbiflyer on September 30, 2023, 12:35:41 PM
Hippos are fierce. Another gory animal attack.

https://x.com/fasc1nate/status/1708163326033760540?s=61&t=jsIZllSIAp6Fe-FmvZNVnw
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 30, 2023, 04:07:14 PM
Quote from: pbiflyer on September 30, 2023, 12:35:41 PM
Hippos are fierce. Another gory animal attack.

https://x.com/fasc1nate/status/1708163326033760540?s=61&t=jsIZllSIAp6Fe-FmvZNVnw

Hippos are not to be trifled with pbi.  This youngster is just practicing for potential enemies down the road.  :)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: pbiflyer on September 30, 2023, 07:51:50 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 30, 2023, 04:07:14 PM
Hippos are not to be trifled with pbi.  This youngster is just practicing for potential enemies down the road.  :)

yeah, seriously. We got a back tour of the Honolulu Zoo. We got to pet a rhino, be face to face with lions, when it came time to see the hippos, we quietly crept up to their pen in groups of 2 at a time.
They were adorable but the vet zoo was adamant that they were the most dangerous animals in the zoo. He made sure we were absolutely silent the entire time.
Orangutans were a close second in his list of danger. We were allowed to be far closer to the lions, tigers, bears and elephants than orangutans.
BTW for those going to the tournament, if you go to the Honolulu zoo, sit on the bench dedicated to Kruger near the rhino exhibit. He was a helluva rhino. Friendly and playful. Would come over to see you if you knew his name.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 30, 2023, 09:46:29 PM
Quote from: pbiflyer on September 30, 2023, 07:51:50 PM
yeah, seriously. We got a back tour of the Honolulu Zoo. We got to pet a rhino, be face to face with lions, when it came time to see the hippos, we quietly crept up to their pen in groups of 2 at a time.
They were adorable but the vet zoo was adamant that they were the most dangerous animals in the zoo. He made sure we were absolutely silent the entire time.
Orangutans were a close second in his list of danger. We were allowed to be far closer to the lions, tigers, bears and elephants than orangutans.
BTW for those going to the tournament, if you go to the Honolulu zoo, sit on the bench dedicated to Kruger near the rhino exhibit. He was a helluva rhino. Friendly and playful. Would come over to see you if you knew his name.

Ty for this info pbi.  Rhinos are among the coolest animals on the planet.  And definitely underappreciated.  Baby Rhinos behave exactly like puppies when they are orphaned and under loving human care.  They and elephants have wrongfully suffered and it's beyond unacceptable. 

Now they do have poor eyesight so occasionally they take out a truck that scares them but in general they are calm, cool, and collective.  When they are panic mode they are living tanks as they can run 35 mph at 4000 lbs, but truthfully they are not vindictive.  If they were they would smash villages regularly with immense force and power.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: real chili 83 on October 01, 2023, 08:55:49 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 30, 2023, 04:07:14 PM
Hippos are not to be trifled with pbi.  This youngster is just practicing for potential enemies down the road.  :)

Some real weak sauce from this hippo.

https://youtu.be/0K2WCyRtj04
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: real chili 83 on October 01, 2023, 09:17:21 AM
Komodo dragons are bad...

https://youtu.be/g-MxZmLGMg8

Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: forgetful on October 01, 2023, 09:28:32 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 30, 2023, 09:46:29 PM
Ty for this info pbi.  Rhinos are among the coolest animals on the planet.  And definitely underappreciated.  Baby Rhinos behave exactly like puppies when they are orphaned and under loving human care.  They and elephants have wrongfully suffered and it's beyond unacceptable. 

Now they do have poor eyesight so occasionally they take out a truck that scares them but in general they are calm, cool, and collective.  When they are panic mode they are living tanks as they can run 35 mph at 4000 lbs, but truthfully they are not vindictive.  If they were they would smash villages regularly with immense force and power.

In your opinion, which animals are not amongst the coolest animals on the planet. It seems like, to you, everything that is not a human is "one of the coolest."
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: pbiflyer on October 01, 2023, 09:58:46 AM
Quote from: forgetful on October 01, 2023, 09:28:32 AM
In your opinion, which animals are not amongst the coolest animals on the planet. It seems like, to you, everything that is not a human is "one of the coolest."

Pretty sure we can all agree that badgers are not cool.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on October 01, 2023, 10:11:19 AM
Quote from: real chili 83 on October 01, 2023, 08:55:49 AM
Some real weak sauce from this hippo.

https://youtu.be/0K2WCyRtj04

I don't think that hippo was okay before the confrontation. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on October 01, 2023, 10:12:44 AM
Quote from: forgetful on October 01, 2023, 09:28:32 AM
In your opinion, which animals are not amongst the coolest animals on the planet. It seems like, to you, everything that is not a human is "one of the coolest."

It's a lengthy list forgetful.  I will admit humans are not on it. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: forgetful on October 01, 2023, 10:34:25 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on October 01, 2023, 10:12:44 AM
It's a lengthy list forgetful.  I will admit humans are not on it.

No worries. Just seemed like you find all animals amazing. They generally are. Personally, if I am looking at uniqueness, craziness, and coolness, the plant world wins.

That's why I eat meat. Save the cool plants.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on October 01, 2023, 12:56:44 PM
Quote from: forgetful on October 01, 2023, 10:34:25 AM
No worries. Just seemed like you find all animals amazing. They generally are. Personally, if I am looking at uniqueness, craziness, and coolness, the plant world wins.

That's why I eat meat. Save the cool plants.

The plant world is truly amazing as well.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on October 01, 2023, 05:33:40 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on October 01, 2023, 12:56:44 PM
The plant world is truly amazing as well.
Canadian thistle sucks
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Boozemon Barro on October 01, 2023, 06:23:13 PM
Quote from: JWags85 on September 27, 2023, 10:34:47 AM
I don't think that's remotely odd. Plenty of mountain lions in Wyoming, Colorado, and the Dakotas.  And the Nebraska town in question is right on the SD border.  Not like it was roaming the Omaha suburbs.

Unfortunate cause mountain lions are awesome, but far less odd than when one found its way into the Milwaukee suburbs a few times over the last 25 years

There's mountain lions everywhere in Nebraska. Have had several sightings of one in west Omaha this summer. The more the merrier as far as I'm concerned. The less idiot deer trying to kill themselves by jumping in front of my car the better.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on October 01, 2023, 06:30:40 PM
Quote from: Boozemon Barro on October 01, 2023, 06:23:13 PM
There's mountain lions everywhere in Nebraska. Have had several sightings of one in west Omaha this summer. The more the merrier as far as I'm concerned. The less idiot deer trying to kill themselves by jumping in front of my car the better.

There are sightings every year in Wisconsin, mostly in the southwest part of the sate. The DNR insists they aren't breeding here but not everyone believes that.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Boozemon Barro on October 01, 2023, 06:50:51 PM
Quote from: The Sultan of Semantics on October 01, 2023, 06:30:40 PM
There are sightings every year in Wisconsin, mostly in the southwest part of the sate. The DNR insists they aren't breeding here but not everyone believes that.

Yeah their natural range includes all of the lower 48 states and their populations were hunted to extinction in most of the eastern states. Would makes sense they'd slowly move east since they're territorial and are capable of traversing long distances. There's plenty of deer for them to eat that's for damn sure.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on October 01, 2023, 09:32:21 PM
Quote from: Boozemon Barro on October 01, 2023, 06:50:51 PM
Yeah their natural range includes all of the lower 48 states and their populations were hunted to extinction in most of the eastern states. Would makes sense they'd slowly move east since they're territorial and are capable of traversing long distances. There's plenty of deer for them to eat that's for damn sure.
I am Pro Mountain Lion
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: real chili 83 on October 02, 2023, 06:59:14 AM
Croc v cheetah. Who are you rooting for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2OuOobBV8
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on October 02, 2023, 07:06:29 AM
Quote from: real chili 83 on October 02, 2023, 06:59:14 AM
Croc v cheetah. Who are you rooting for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2OuOobBV8

https://youtu.be/M2Lw9SaDkN8?si=lwdUDfro7-4EQQkS
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on October 02, 2023, 07:29:13 AM
Quote from: real chili 83 on October 02, 2023, 06:59:14 AM
Croc v cheetah. Who are you rooting for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2OuOobBV8

This can happen as nature can be cruel.  Unfortunately this cheetah was not aware of its surroundings. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on October 02, 2023, 02:03:39 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/grizzly-bear-kills-couple-dog-105555510.html

Grizzly kills couple and their dog.    Thoughts and prayers to the grizzly. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on October 02, 2023, 04:27:48 PM
Quote from: tower912 on October 02, 2023, 02:03:39 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/grizzly-bear-kills-couple-dog-105555510.html

Grizzly kills couple and their dog.    Thoughts and prayers to the grizzly.

Agree, but thoughts and prayers for the dog also. Its owners are to blame for bringing it with them. And the couple? They had it coming.

Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on October 02, 2023, 04:59:38 PM
The Banff Bears have had some issues apparently.  I don't appreciate being mocked.   Every incident is different and should be analyzed appropriately.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on October 02, 2023, 05:25:51 PM
Quote from: tower912 on October 02, 2023, 02:03:39 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/grizzly-bear-kills-couple-dog-105555510.html

Grizzly kills couple and their dog.    Thoughts and prayers to the grizzly.
More Details
https://nypost.com/2023/10/02/grizzly-bear-attacks-kills-couple-and-their-dog-at-canadas-banff-national-park/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: real chili 83 on October 02, 2023, 06:46:18 PM
Bear sausage is pretty good
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: pbiflyer on October 03, 2023, 06:37:35 AM
I like bear cheese soup.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on March 05, 2024, 12:55:34 PM
Ouch.

A California man has lawyered up and is considering a lawsuit after being stung in the testicles by a scorpion that crawled into bed with him at a luxury Las Vegas Strip resort.


https://www.thedailybeast.com/scorpion-stings-traumatized-las-vegas-hotel-guest-in-the-testicles?ref=home?ref=home
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on March 05, 2024, 02:04:59 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on March 05, 2024, 12:55:34 PM
Ouch.

A California man has lawyered up and is considering a lawsuit after being stung in the testicles by a scorpion that crawled into bed with him at a luxury Las Vegas Strip resort.


https://www.thedailybeast.com/scorpion-stings-traumatized-las-vegas-hotel-guest-in-the-testicles?ref=home?ref=home

Many years ago, a story got out of a hospital ER about a guy who came in with a clawed and bitten Mr. Johnson. Asked how it happened, he said he was watching TV naked, and his bored cat suddenly attacked Mr. Johnson. Muggsy would probably say the guy provoked the cat.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 05, 2024, 10:25:44 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on March 05, 2024, 02:04:59 PM
Many years ago, a story got out of a hospital ER about a guy who came in with a clawed and bitten Mr. Johnson. Asked how it happened, he said he was watching TV naked, and his bored cat suddenly attacked Mr. Johnson. Muggsy would probably say the guy provoked the cat.

The cat wasn't at fault in any possible scenario. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocket surgeon on March 06, 2024, 05:22:22 AM
I have told reeeko multiple times eating peanut butter while watching TV with your kitty cat is dangerous
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on March 06, 2024, 06:35:43 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on March 05, 2024, 10:25:44 PM
The cat wasn't at fault in any possible scenario.

;D  Hook. line, and sinker. SO easy!!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on March 06, 2024, 12:15:26 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on March 05, 2024, 10:25:44 PM
The cat wasn't at fault in any possible scenario.

How do you know? Maybe the cat is an pretty boy. I'm quite confident that the number of cats that are assholes is greater than zero.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on March 06, 2024, 12:31:21 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on March 06, 2024, 12:15:26 PM
How do you know? Maybe the cat is an pretty boy. I'm quite confident that the number of cats that are pretty boys is greater than zero.

Thank you for stirring the pot. I heard the cat was a stray psycho and the guy felt sorry for it and took it in.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on March 06, 2024, 03:47:55 PM
This conversation reminds me of a Steve Martin bit back when, you know, he was actually funny ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE0DnFlkTiU
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on March 07, 2024, 02:23:50 PM
Quote from: MU82 on March 06, 2024, 03:47:55 PM
This conversation reminds me of a Steve Martin bit back when, you know, he was actually funny ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE0DnFlkTiU
He's funny on OMITB
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on March 07, 2024, 03:58:14 PM
Is this the weirdest rule in sports?

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Iditarod officials on Wednesday imposed a two-hour time penalty on musher Dallas Seavey for not properly gutting the moose he killed during the race earlier this week.

Race marshal Warren Palfrey convened a three-person panel of race officials to investigate the circumstances surrounding the death of the moose, which became tangled up with Seavey and his dog team early Monday, about 12 hours after the dayslong race officially started. One dog was injured in the encounter and flown back to Anchorage for care.

If a musher kills a big game animal like a moose, caribou or buffalo in defense of life or property during the race, rules require they gut the animal and report it to officials at the next checkpoint.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/iditarod-issues-time-penalty-seavey-010703331.html
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on March 07, 2024, 04:05:23 PM
Can officials do a replay review?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on March 07, 2024, 04:09:47 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on March 07, 2024, 03:58:14 PM
Is this the weirdest rule in sports?

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Iditarod officials on Wednesday imposed a two-hour time penalty on musher Dallas Seavey for not properly gutting the moose he killed during the race earlier this week.

Race marshal Warren Palfrey convened a three-person panel of race officials to investigate the circumstances surrounding the death of the moose, which became tangled up with Seavey and his dog team early Monday, about 12 hours after the dayslong race officially started. One dog was injured in the encounter and flown back to Anchorage for care.

If a musher kills a big game animal like a moose, caribou or buffalo in defense of life or property during the race, rules require they gut the animal and report it to officials at the next checkpoint.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/iditarod-issues-time-penalty-seavey-010703331.html

It is a big deal where many are subsistence hunters and a moose is a great prize . That can feed folks  for a good long time
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on March 07, 2024, 04:12:49 PM
Quote from: WellsstreetWanderer on March 07, 2024, 04:09:47 PM
It is a big deal where many are subsistence hunters and a moose is a great prize . That can feed folks  for a good long time

From the story, it doesn't sound like he did anything to prevent consumption.

The moose was retrieved and its meat salvaged and processed. Iditarod associates in Skwentna were distributing the food.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on March 07, 2024, 04:28:55 PM
Moose jerky is excellent
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on March 07, 2024, 08:48:45 PM
Quote from: Spotcheck Billy on March 07, 2024, 04:28:55 PM
Moose jerky is excellent

The only moose I like is chocolate mousse.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 07, 2024, 10:06:40 PM
Moose have every right to take out humans with zero mercy.  We have treated their species abysmally. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on March 08, 2024, 06:15:18 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on March 07, 2024, 10:06:40 PM
Moose have every right to take out humans with zero mercy.  We have treated their species abysmally.

Moose are idiots
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocket surgeon on March 08, 2024, 06:49:46 AM
didn't Schroeder hall have a floor of dudes who formed a group of "mischievous jokesters" and called themselves the "moose men"?  no idea where and how the name came about but some the "activities" they carried out were legendary. 

   just another way to burn off the every day stresses of college life, I guess.  I doubt however, they and their activities had anything to do with moose abuse though-they had to draw the line somewhere... ;D

  put it this way-good thing cell phones weren't around back in the late 70's-early 80's. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 08, 2024, 07:24:30 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on March 08, 2024, 06:15:18 AM
Moose are idiots

They're not blessed with great intelligence. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on March 08, 2024, 12:52:44 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on March 07, 2024, 04:12:49 PM
From the story, it doesn't sound like he did anything to prevent consumption.

The moose was retrieved and its meat salvaged and processed. Iditarod associates in Skwentna were distributing the food.
The meat will spoil if you don't remove the entrails
Bacteria will proliferate quickly
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on March 08, 2024, 10:00:20 PM
Quote from: WellsstreetWanderer on March 08, 2024, 12:52:44 PM
The meat will spoil if you don't remove the entrails
Bacteria will proliferate quickly

Right.
And that didn't happen here.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: NCMUFan on March 09, 2024, 08:17:23 AM
Pretty sure the Moose carcass didn't go to waste.  Wolves, Grizzlies and Vultures probably had a feast.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Hards Alumni on March 09, 2024, 12:16:37 PM
Quote from: NCMUFan on March 09, 2024, 08:17:23 AM
Pretty sure the Moose carcass didn't go to waste.  Wolves, Grizzlies and Vultures probably had a feast.

What is it with people and not reading.

Quote from: Pakuni on March 07, 2024, 04:12:49 PM
From the story, it doesn't sound like he did anything to prevent consumption.

The moose was retrieved and its meat salvaged and processed. Iditarod associates in Skwentna were distributing the food.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocky_warrior on March 09, 2024, 10:46:20 PM
Quote from: Hards Alumni on March 09, 2024, 12:16:37 PM
What is it with people and not reading.

MUScoop is a write only affair for most.  I learned this about 15 years ago.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on March 10, 2024, 07:43:52 AM
Quote from: rocky_warrior on March 09, 2024, 10:46:20 PM
MUScoop is a write only affair for most.  I learned this about 15 years ago.

Yeah but did you ever notice that posters don't read what they quote? I've noticed it for about a decade and a half.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on March 11, 2024, 07:01:56 AM
Elmo The Gorilla in scary moment with Zookeeper
https://nypost.com/2024/03/09/us-news/texas-zoo-gorilla-charges-at-fort-worth-zookeepers-inside-enclosure/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 10:21:05 AM
Quote from: Herman Cain on March 11, 2024, 07:01:56 AM
Elmo The Gorilla in scary moment with Zookeeper
https://nypost.com/2024/03/09/us-news/texas-zoo-gorilla-charges-at-fort-worth-zookeepers-inside-enclosure/

That's why people need to focus and follow clear directions Herman.  Thankfully Elmo is alright.  We all know what woukd have happened had he actually attacked. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: cheebs09 on March 11, 2024, 10:23:39 AM
I wonder if he was upset at people constantly trying to tickle him.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on March 11, 2024, 10:34:08 AM
rocky, I learned about 15 years ago that MUScoop is a write only affair for most.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 10:37:19 AM
Quote from: cheebs09 on March 11, 2024, 10:23:39 AM
I wonder if he was upset at people constantly trying to tickle him.

There are probably too many reasons to ponder as to why Elmo may have been angry about something. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on March 11, 2024, 01:40:41 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 10:37:19 AM
There are probably too many reasons to ponder as to why Elmo may have been angry about something.
Have we determined who would win between a Gorilla and a Bear?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 05:00:05 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on March 11, 2024, 01:40:41 PM
Have we determined who would win between a Gorilla and a Bear?

This question is somewhat nuanced Herman.  It certainly depends on the size of the bear.  If you're wondering what a Polar, large Brown, or Kodiak bear would do in this scenario?  It wouldn't end well for the Silverback. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on March 11, 2024, 05:01:39 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on March 11, 2024, 01:40:41 PM
Have we determined who would win between a Gorilla and a Bear?

You obviously enjoy fishing Herman.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 05:12:24 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on March 11, 2024, 05:01:39 PM
You obviously enjoy fishing Herman.

Herman's recreational activities are irrelevant to this discussion.  And it would behoove you to tread lightly. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocky_warrior on March 11, 2024, 06:42:03 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on March 11, 2024, 05:01:39 PM
You obviously enjoy fishing Herman.

Phishing.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on March 11, 2024, 06:46:38 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 05:00:05 PM
This question is somewhat nuanced Herman.  It certainly depends on the size of the bear.  If you're wondering what a Polar, large Brown, or Kodiak bear would do in this scenario?  It wouldn't end well for the Silverback.
Muggsy :
I know we have had this discussion before , can you refresh your rankings of
Tiger, Lion, Polar Bear, Grizzly Bear , Silverback Gorilla.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 09:32:00 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on March 11, 2024, 06:46:38 PM
Muggsy :
I know we have had this discussion before , can you refresh your rankings of
Tiger, Lion, Polar Bear, Grizzly Bear , Silverback Gorilla.

They're all badasses Herman.  I'll send you a pm. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on March 11, 2024, 09:34:09 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 09:32:00 PM
They're all badasses Herman.  I'll send you a pm.

Would you hunt a silverback gorilla for sport if it meant we were guaranteed a spot in Phoenix?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 09:45:58 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on March 11, 2024, 09:34:09 PM
Would you hunt a silverback gorilla for sport if it meant we were guaranteed a spot in Phoenix?

You mean kill in cold blood??  Absolutely not.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on March 11, 2024, 10:00:10 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 09:45:58 PM
You mean kill in cold blood??  Absolutely not.

Consider it taking out a predator same way the squad would
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 10:03:03 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on March 11, 2024, 10:00:10 PM
Consider it taking out a predator same way the squad would

Wait....what?  You mean like when MU introduced Providence to darkness jumping out 27-4?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on March 11, 2024, 11:05:42 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 05:12:24 PM
Herman's recreational activities are irrelevant to this discussion.  And it would behoove you to tread lightly.

Weird reply, but no surprise. You took the bait, as you always do. And I will reply to Herman any way I goddam please.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on March 12, 2024, 07:45:19 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 09:45:58 PM
You mean kill in cold blood??  Absolutely not.
No to one gorilla, yes to nuking millions of humans.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on March 12, 2024, 08:34:33 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 10:03:03 PM
Wait....what?  You mean like when MU introduced Providence to darkness jumping out 27-4?

Correct. You take down 1 predator and MU is guaranteed to introduce at minimum 4 teams to darkness starting next Thursday.

Seems like a no brainer sacrifice
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 12, 2024, 09:00:49 AM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on March 12, 2024, 07:45:19 AM
No to one gorilla, yes to nuking millions of humans.

I don't like humans as much as Silverbacks and I never stated to "Nuke all of them". 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 12, 2024, 09:02:10 AM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on March 11, 2024, 11:05:42 PM
Weird reply, but no surprise. You took the bait, as you always do. And I will reply to Herman any way I goddam please.

Lol.  You're proving my point and have lost it a bit.  I wish you well. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on March 12, 2024, 09:04:26 AM
Nuclear bombs are somewhat unselective and imprecise in exactly who they annihilate once launched.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 12, 2024, 09:05:06 AM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on March 12, 2024, 08:34:33 AM
Correct. You take down 1 predator and MU is guaranteed to introduce at minimum 4 teams to darkness starting next Thursday.

Seems like a no brainer sacrifice

Metaphorically speaking?  Yes.  But we must respect our wonderful animal species.  As you can see here, there are some who lack that compassion and understanding of their greatness. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 12, 2024, 09:10:06 AM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on March 12, 2024, 09:04:26 AM
Nuclear bombs are somewhat unselective and imprecise in exactly who they annihilate once launched.

I may have wrote "Nuke" the Mullahs and Hamas leadership in Doha but I don't remember.  In that case I should have been more cognizant of my word choice. The point was basically to take them out  as well as Putin, as I assume most grasped. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on March 12, 2024, 09:36:00 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on March 12, 2024, 09:10:06 AM
I may have wrote "Nuke" the Mullahs and Hamas leadership in Doha but I don't remember.  In that case I should have been more cognizant of my word choice. The point was basically to take them out  as well as Putin, as I assume most grasped.

You made multiple posts defending why the use of nuclear weapons on Russia and Iran would be justified. This was not a word choice issue.  But I'm glad you're walking that back
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on April 18, 2024, 10:24:28 AM
Killer sheep?

An elderly couple are believed to have been killed by a ram at their rural West Auckland property.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ram-believed-to-have-killed-two-people-found-dead-in-paddock-in-waitakere-west-auckland/2XCI3YYKVVHCJL4SWHMJ6ORM6I/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Jockey on April 18, 2024, 10:31:02 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on March 12, 2024, 09:10:06 AM
I may have wrote "Nuke" the Mullahs and Hamas leadership in Doha but I don't remember.  In that case I should have been more cognizant of my word choice. The point was basically to take them out  as well as Putin, as I assume most grasped.

What you were doing was demanding a world war with 10s or 100s of millions of people being killed.

Just another of your insane takes.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MUBurrow on April 18, 2024, 10:51:34 AM
Quote from: Pakuni on April 18, 2024, 10:24:28 AM
Killer sheep?

An elderly couple are believed to have been killed by a ram at their rural West Auckland property.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ram-believed-to-have-killed-two-people-found-dead-in-paddock-in-waitakere-west-auckland/2XCI3YYKVVHCJL4SWHMJ6ORM6I/

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsWxE19dfW4kvM5YlmKHpqEEKf8tGW7JqQYQ&s)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on May 14, 2024, 09:19:05 AM
We need a five-point plan for dealing with these terrorists.


A sailing yacht has sunk in Moroccan waters in the Strait of Gibraltar after being rammed by an unknown number of orcas, Spain's maritime rescue services said.
Two people onboard the vessel, Alboran Cognac, were rescued by a passing oil tanker, after the incident at 0900 local time (0800 BST) on Sunday.
It is the latest in a series of orca rammings of vessels around the Strait of Gibraltar over the past four years.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/yacht-sinks-being-rammed-orcas-105557560.html
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on May 14, 2024, 09:24:25 AM
Quote from: Pakuni on May 14, 2024, 09:19:05 AM
We need a five-point plan for dealing with these terrorists.


A sailing yacht has sunk in Moroccan waters in the Strait of Gibraltar after being rammed by an unknown number of orcas, Spain's maritime rescue services said.
Two people onboard the vessel, Alboran Cognac, were rescued by a passing oil tanker, after the incident at 0900 local time (0800 BST) on Sunday.
It is the latest in a series of orca rammings of vessels around the Strait of Gibraltar over the past four years.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/yacht-sinks-being-rammed-orcas-105557560.html

I've discussed the Gibraltar Orcas in depth before.  They're angry for some reason.  This is a behavior they very rarely exhibit.  Do not lump them in with scumbag terrorists.  They have their reasons and we should try to figure our their concerns beyond global warming. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on May 14, 2024, 09:29:06 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on May 14, 2024, 09:24:25 AM
I've discussed the Gibraltar Orcas in depth before.  They're angry for some reason.  This is a behavior they very rarely exhibit.  Do not lump them in with scumbag terrorists.  They have their reasons and we should try to figure our their concerns beyond global warming.

Anger is not an excuse to cause mass destruction unprovoked.

They need a few spears to send a message
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on May 14, 2024, 09:44:34 AM
Quote from: Pakuni on May 14, 2024, 09:19:05 AM
We need a five-point plan for dealing with these terrorists.


A sailing yacht has sunk in Moroccan waters in the Strait of Gibraltar after being rammed by an unknown number of orcas, Spain's maritime rescue services said.
Two people onboard the vessel, Alboran Cognac, were rescued by a passing oil tanker, after the incident at 0900 local time (0800 BST) on Sunday.
It is the latest in a series of orca rammings of vessels around the Strait of Gibraltar over the past four years.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/yacht-sinks-being-rammed-orcas-105557560.html

Massive slaughter of innocent lives through the use of nuclear weapons only applies to humans in Muggsy's 5 point plan, not animals.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on May 14, 2024, 10:01:03 AM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on May 14, 2024, 09:29:06 AM
Anger is not an excuse to cause mass destruction unprovoked.

They need a few spears to send a message

Wrong.  They're not causing mass destruction.  They are simply large and wanted to make a point.  Their lives were not in danger. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on May 14, 2024, 10:04:50 AM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on May 14, 2024, 09:44:34 AM
Massive slaughter of innocent lives through the use of nuclear weapons only applies to humans in Muggsy's 5 poitn plan, not animals.

We must protect our animal species, especially marine mammals.  There is no such thing as a bad or mean marine mammal.  They all have tremendous character and hearts.   On the flipside there are countless numbers of evil scumbag humans.  That includes Hamas, Hezbollah, etc.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on May 14, 2024, 10:09:19 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on May 14, 2024, 10:04:50 AM
We must protect our animal species, especially marine mammals.  There is no such thing as a bad or mean marine mammal.  They all have tremendous character and hearts.   On the flipside there are countless numbers of evil scumbag humans.  That includes Hamas, Hezbollah, etc.
I agree with this analysis
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on May 14, 2024, 10:10:03 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on May 14, 2024, 10:04:50 AM
We must protect our animal species, especially marine mammals.  There is no such thing as a bad or mean marine mammal.  They all have tremendous character and hearts.   On the flipside there are countless numbers of evil scumbag humans.  That includes Hamas, Hezbollah, etc.

Aren't people on sailboats marine mammals?
What about protecting them?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on May 14, 2024, 10:12:33 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on May 14, 2024, 10:04:50 AM
We must protect our animal species, especially marine mammals.  There is no such thing as a bad or mean marine mammal.  They all have tremendous character and hearts.   On the flipside there are countless numbers of evil scumbag humans.  That includes Hamas, Hezbollah, etc.


You yourself are pretty vile and evil. With your blind ignorance toward rabid animals and gutless comments towards humans.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on May 14, 2024, 10:19:12 AM
Quote from: Pakuni on May 14, 2024, 10:10:03 AM
Aren't people on sailboats marine mammals?
What about protecting them?

The Gibraltar Orcas have been warning people for months.  Again, they're mad about something.  We should tread lightly and see if we can figure out their needs. 

Meanwhile, I'm extremely unhappy with the Japanese government.  They are going to hunt Fin Whales, our 2nd largest animal on the planet.  Totally inexcusable and homicidal behavior.  The rapacity and pure evil of many human beings continues to anger and disgust me.  Look at the 1900 populations of our beautiful animals compared to now.  Why???  WTF did they do to us??  It's a stain on the human race that I will never get over or understand.  Leave our endangered species alone and let them thrive. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: withoutbias on May 14, 2024, 10:22:02 AM
Gibraltarians should take a page out of the Faroese playbook.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on May 14, 2024, 10:27:09 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on May 14, 2024, 10:19:12 AM
The Gibraltar Orcas have been warning people for months.  Again, they're mad about something.  We should tread lightly and see if we can figure out their needs. 

Meanwhile, I'm extremely unhappy with the Japanese government.  They are going to hunt Fin Whales, our 2nd largest animal on the planet.  Totally inexcusable and homicidal behavior.  The rapacity and pure evil of many human beings continues to anger and disgust me.  Look at the 1900 populations of our beautiful animals compared to now.  Why???  WTF did they do to us??  It's a stain on the human race that I will never get over or understand.  Leave our endangered species alone and let them thrive. 

You're the guy on the Israel topic wondering why everyone is making a big deal over the killing of Gazans. But you're here calling whale-killings "homicides."
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on May 14, 2024, 10:48:05 AM
Of course, experts from the organization Wild Orca who study orca behavior do not know what they are talking about, because they have not correctly identified the cause of the orcas' behavior as Scoop's self-appointed authority has, but just for fun...here is an excerpt from a Scientific American article which quotes them:

"The safe rescue of everyone involved, however, suggests to Deborah Giles that these orcas don't have malevolent motivations against humans. Giles, science and research director of the Washington State–based nonprofit conservation organization Wild Orca, points out that humans relentlessly harassed killer whales off the coasts of Washington and Oregon in the 1960s and 1970s, capturing young orcas and taking them away for display at marine parks. "These are animals that, every single one of them, had been captured at one point or another—most whales multiple times. And these are whales that saw their babies being taken away from them and put on trucks and driven away, never to be seen again," Giles says. "And yet these whales never attacked boats, never attacked humans."

The above is obviously not true as it does not address the anger of the orcas as Scoop's authority on their behavior has irrefutably stated as the cause.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on May 15, 2024, 05:44:34 AM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on May 14, 2024, 10:27:09 AM
You're the guy on the Israel topic wondering why everyone is making a big deal over the killing of Gazans. But you're here calling whale-killings "homicides."

🐋 🐳 🐋 🐳  should absolutely be respected and not ruthlessly murdered.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on May 15, 2024, 10:54:32 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on May 15, 2024, 05:44:34 AM
🐋 🐳 🐋 🐳  should absolutely be respected and not ruthlessly murdered.
I agree with this analysis
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on May 24, 2024, 07:06:40 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on May 14, 2024, 09:24:25 AM
I've discussed the Gibraltar Orcas in depth before.  They're angry for some reason.  This is a behavior they very rarely exhibit.  Do not lump them in with scumbag terrorists.  They have their reasons and we should try to figure our their concerns beyond global warming.

Yeah, no.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/killer-whales-keep-attacking-sinking-090349442.html

"Overall the incidents have mostly involved juveniles, who are "more playful and courageous in approaching boats," said Zerbini, who also chairs the International Whaling Commission's scientific committee.

He imagines a young orca butted its head against a boat's rudder one time and when it moved the orca thought, "This is fun." After ramming it a few times, a piece of the rudder broke off and that was even more fun because there was something to play with.

"There's documented evidence of the orcas then playing with the pieces," he said.

There was no evidence that the attacks are being led by older female orcas in revenge for a boat harming a young whale, as has been suggested at times, the group said. The notion took the Internet by storm in 2023, with "Sink the rich" mugs and t-shirts featuring killer whales on them proliferating.

"That's probably based on people watching Hollywood movies," Zerbini said. [Ed: They mean Muggsy]
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 24, 2024, 07:34:42 AM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on May 24, 2024, 07:06:40 AM
Yeah, no.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/killer-whales-keep-attacking-sinking-090349442.html

"Overall the incidents have mostly involved juveniles, who are "more playful and courageous in approaching boats," said Zerbini, who also chairs the International Whaling Commission's scientific committee.

He imagines a young orca butted its head against a boat's rudder one time and when it moved the orca thought, "This is fun." After ramming it a few times, a piece of the rudder broke off and that was even more fun because there was something to play with.

"There's documented evidence of the orcas then playing with the pieces," he said.

There was no evidence that the attacks are being led by older female orcas in revenge for a boat harming a young whale, as has been suggested at times, the group said. The notion took the Internet by storm in 2023, with "Sink the rich" mugs and t-shirts featuring killer whales on them proliferating.

"That's probably based on people watching Hollywood movies," Zerbini said. [Ed: They mean Muggsy]

Further proving my theory, orcas are stupid
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on May 24, 2024, 07:47:47 AM
Yeah I think we all know Muggs is delusional and biased against humans.

Most times animals cause havoc comes down to them being big and stupid.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on May 24, 2024, 08:34:04 AM
They don't know what else to say.  If the young Orcas were just messing around it's still a warning. 

But sadly a Moose took out a poor guy in Alaska.  He tried to get a pic of her calf and it ended poorly.  It waa foggy and he just didn't realize he was way too close.   
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on May 24, 2024, 08:35:20 AM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on May 24, 2024, 07:47:47 AM
Yeah I think we all know Muggs is delusional and biased against humans.

Most times animals cause havoc comes down to them being big and stupid.

Big animals are not stupid.  Obviously you've never been anywhere near an elephant sanctuary or whales in tbe ocean. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Hards Alumni on May 24, 2024, 08:39:12 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on May 24, 2024, 08:34:04 AM
They don't know what else to say.  If the young Orcas were just messing around it's still a warning. 

But sadly a Moose took out a poor guy in Alaska.  He tried to get a pic of her calf and it ended poorly.  It waa foggy and he just didn't realize he was way too close.

The orcas are playing with boats because they look like friends.

Turns out not everything is a violent war.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on May 24, 2024, 08:39:38 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on May 24, 2024, 08:35:20 AM
Big animals are not stupid.  Obviously you've never been anywhere near an elephant sanctuary or whales in tbe ocean.

Compared to humans they are.

The take up space and cause havoc.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on May 24, 2024, 08:52:49 AM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on May 24, 2024, 08:39:38 AM
Compared to humans they are.

The take up space and cause havoc.

We are the species that] have fked up everything.  Respect our 🐘 🐘 🐘 and mighty land mammals. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on May 24, 2024, 09:04:25 AM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on May 24, 2024, 07:06:40 AM
Yeah, no.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/killer-whales-keep-attacking-sinking-090349442.html

"Overall the incidents have mostly involved juveniles, who are "more playful and courageous in approaching boats," said Zerbini, who also chairs the International Whaling Commission's scientific committee.

He imagines a young orca butted its head against a boat's rudder one time and when it moved the orca thought, "This is fun." After ramming it a few times, a piece of the rudder broke off and that was even more fun because there was something to play with.

"There's documented evidence of the orcas then playing with the pieces," he said.

There was no evidence that the attacks are being led by older female orcas in revenge for a boat harming a young whale, as has been suggested at times, the group said. The notion took the Internet by storm in 2023, with "Sink the rich" mugs and t-shirts featuring killer whales on them proliferating.

"That's probably based on people watching Hollywood movies," Zerbini said. [Ed: They mean Muggsy]

Quote from: Scoop Snoop on May 14, 2024, 10:48:05 AM
Of course, experts from the organization Wild Orca who study orca behavior do not know what they are talking about, because they have not correctly identified the cause of the orcas' behavior as Scoop's self-appointed authority has, but just for fun...here is an excerpt from a Scientific American article which quotes them:

"The safe rescue of everyone involved, however, suggests to Deborah Giles that these orcas don't have malevolent motivations against humans. Giles, science and research director of the Washington State–based nonprofit conservation organization Wild Orca, points out that humans relentlessly harassed killer whales off the coasts of Washington and Oregon in the 1960s and 1970s, capturing young orcas and taking them away for display at marine parks. "These are animals that, every single one of them, had been captured at one point or another—most whales multiple times. And these are whales that saw their babies being taken away from them and put on trucks and driven away, never to be seen again," Giles says. "And yet these whales never attacked boats, never attacked humans."

The above is obviously not true as it does not address the anger of the orcas as Scoop's authority on their behavior has irrefutably stated as the cause.

Despite these two posts, it is "still a warning".  ;D
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on May 24, 2024, 09:10:29 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on May 24, 2024, 08:52:49 AM
We are the species that] have fked up everything.  Respect our 🐘 🐘 🐘 and mighty land mammals.

I respect them as target practice and good interior decorating.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on May 26, 2024, 10:49:44 AM
Man survives Grizzly attack. Probably should not have been walking alone .

https://nypost.com/2024/05/25/us-news/army-veteran-shayne-patrick-burke-survives-grizzly-bear-attack-in-wyomings-grand-teton-national-park/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on June 06, 2024, 03:05:17 PM
Muggsy:
Bear versus Alligators in St Johns River Florida . Amazing video.
https://www.fox35orlando.com/video/1466945.amp
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 06, 2024, 10:19:03 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on June 06, 2024, 03:05:17 PM
Muggsy:
Bear versus Alligators in St Johns River Florida . Amazing video.
https://www.fox35orlando.com/video/1466945.amp

Ty Herman.  Bears are multi-talented and quite adept in the water. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on June 07, 2024, 01:00:11 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on June 06, 2024, 03:05:17 PM
Muggsy:
Bear versus Alligators in St Johns River Florida . Amazing video.
https://www.fox35orlando.com/video/1466945.amp

Would be a great time to for a bomb.

Kill two terrors at a time
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on June 07, 2024, 01:25:28 PM
Or for a sharknado to hit.   Make it really interesting.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on June 07, 2024, 02:29:34 PM
Too bad the woman who an alligator in Florida chomped in half did not have such a powerful swat. The gator was killed because he was caught with half of her in his jaws. Muggsy called for a "thorough investigation" of the alligator being killed, as it may have been "provoked". Oh....and the woman? She had it comin'.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 07, 2024, 02:52:05 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on June 07, 2024, 02:29:34 PM
Too bad the woman who an alligator in Florida chomped in half did not have such a powerful swat. The gator was killed because he was caught with half of her in his jaws. Muggsy called for a "thorough investigation" of the alligator being killed, as it may have been "provoked". Oh....and the woman? She had it comin'.

That's a false synopsis of what I wrote and I'm sure you can find the thread.  I simply asked if there was an investigation.  I never stated the woman "had it coming".  I was just wondering what happened and whether the alligator needed to be put down.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on June 07, 2024, 03:05:42 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 07, 2024, 02:52:05 PM
That's a false synopsis of what I wrote and I'm sure you can find the thread.  I simply asked if there was an investigation.  I never stated the woman "had it coming".  I was just wondering what happened and whether the alligator needed to be put down.

Of course you did not say she had it coming. I think just about anyone here (other than you) would be able to understand that it was my take on your attitude after refusing to express regret regarding the woman's death, despite at least two other scoopers besides me trying to get you to do. Didn't the title of your thread ask if the alligator was "provoked"? You can find the thread yourself. Pretty sure there was something about calling for a "thorough investigation". Sometimes you seem to forget what you have written. Recently you were reminded of a thread by someone where you seemed open to considering the use of nuclear weapons but did not recall writing that. I can assure you that if I ever wrote something like that, I would have no difficulty recalling it.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on June 07, 2024, 03:06:21 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 07, 2024, 02:52:05 PM
That's a false synopsis of what I wrote and I'm sure you can find the thread.  I simply asked if there was an investigation.  I never stated the woman "had it coming".  I was just wondering what happened and whether the alligator needed to be put down.

They always need to be put down
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 07, 2024, 05:13:39 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on June 07, 2024, 03:05:42 PM
Of course you did not say she had it coming. I think just about anyone here (other than you) would be able to understand that it was my take on your attitude after refusing to express regret regarding the woman's death, despite at least two other scoopers besides me trying to get you to do. Didn't the title of your thread ask if the alligator was "provoked"? You can find the thread yourself. Pretty sure there was something about calling for a "thorough investigation". Sometimes you seem to forget what you have written. Recently you were reminded of a thread by someone where you seemed open to considering the use of nuclear weapons but did not recall writing that. I can assure you that if I ever wrote something like that, I would have no difficulty recalling it.

Look, I'll admit I hold in higher regard  a number of animal species more than I do most humans.  I've stated this numerous times and last I checked I'm entitled to share my thoughts.  We simply must respect the animal kingdom and value their greatness and contributions to our planet. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on June 07, 2024, 07:25:50 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 07, 2024, 05:13:39 PM
Look, I'll admit I hold in higher regard  a number of animal species more than I do most humans.  I've stated this numerous times and last I checked I'm entitled to share my thoughts.  We simply must respect the animal kingdom and value their greatness and contributions to our planet.

And I am entitled to share my thoughts, including my thoughts about your thoughts.

Respecting the animal kingdom does not require one to hold them in a higher regard than most humans, but this may help explain your fascination with introducing evil enemies to darkness. What you seem unable to comprehend is that nuclear weapons, military actions/adventures and aggression towards leaders of countries whom you find unacceptable and inexcusable will undoubtedly result in death to innocent civilians and....wait for it....animals!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on June 09, 2024, 06:58:30 AM
Shark attacks in the Florida panhandle.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 09, 2024, 08:32:53 AM
Quote from: tower912 on June 09, 2024, 06:58:30 AM
Shark attacks in the Florida panhandle.

Schools of fish are close to shore there.  It's certainly a problem for human beachgoers. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on June 09, 2024, 09:06:52 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 09, 2024, 08:32:53 AM
Schools of fish are close to shore there.  It's certainly a problem for human beachgoers.

Nuke them.  Sharks don't add anything of value to this planet
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 09, 2024, 09:33:54 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on June 09, 2024, 09:06:52 AM
Nuke them.  Sharks don't add anything of value to this planet

Let's just calm down.  🦈 🦈 are not just brainless eating machines.  They play an important role in maintaining our oceans.  The entire ecosystem would be out of whack without their contributions. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on June 09, 2024, 09:43:23 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 09, 2024, 09:33:54 AM
Let's just calm down.  🦈 🦈 are not just brainless eating machines.  They play an important role in maintaining our oceans.  The entire ecosystem would be out of whack without their contributions.

Whippty fizz.  Nuke them now
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 09, 2024, 09:51:27 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on June 09, 2024, 09:43:23 AM
Whippty fizz.  Nuke them now

You have some misplaced hostility.  Respect our mightly oceans and phenomenal marine members. A Mako Shark for example can swim 62 mph.  Take a few minutes to ponder this and recalculate some of your false perceptions. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on June 09, 2024, 09:56:21 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 09, 2024, 09:51:27 AM
You have some misplaced hostility.  Respect our mightly oceans and phenomenal marine members. A Mako Shark for example can swim 62 mph.  Take a few minutes to ponder this and recalculate some of your false perceptions.

You won't be taking them so lightly when they get access to laser technology.  Nuke them now
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on June 09, 2024, 10:43:24 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 09, 2024, 09:51:27 AM
You have some misplaced hostility.  Respect our mightly oceans and phenomenal marine members. A Mako Shark for example can swim 62 mph.  Take a few minutes to ponder this and recalculate some of your false perceptions.

You got a mirror or 2 in your place, right Muggsy? Read the bolded and look straight into a mirror. Jeezus!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on June 09, 2024, 10:49:57 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 09, 2024, 08:32:53 AM
Schools of fish are close to shore there.  It's certainly a problem for human beachgoers.
I think I read there has only been  about a dozen shark attacks in140 years in the pa handle
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on June 09, 2024, 10:54:19 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 09, 2024, 09:51:27 AM
You have some misplaced hostility.  Respect our mightly oceans and phenomenal marine members. A Mako Shark for example can swim 62 mph.  Take a few minutes to ponder this and recalculate some of your false perceptions.

Not impressed. I top that every day on the interstate.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 09, 2024, 11:39:09 AM
Quote from: Pakuni on June 09, 2024, 10:54:19 AM
Not impressed. I top that every day on the interstate.

With all due respect Pakuni, you are stepping on a pedal and on land.  Just to give you a reference point, Michael Phelps' top speed was maybe 5 mph.  :)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on June 09, 2024, 11:56:53 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 09, 2024, 09:33:54 AM
Let's just calm down.  🦈 🦈 are not just brainless eating machines.  They play an important role in maintaining our oceans.  The entire ecosystem would be out of whack without their contributions.

Thats exactly what they are. Bunch of bloodlust morons
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on June 10, 2024, 07:06:36 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 09, 2024, 11:39:09 AM
With all due respect Pakuni, you are stepping on a pedal and on land.  Just to give you a reference point, Michael Phelps' top speed was maybe 5 mph.  :)

How fast can a Mako run on land?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on June 10, 2024, 07:46:11 AM
As fast as the bull that jumped the fence at the rodeo?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on June 10, 2024, 08:46:02 AM
Quote from: tower912 on June 10, 2024, 07:46:11 AM
As fast as the bull that jumped the fence at the rodeo?

That story is pure bull!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 08:49:42 AM
Shark experts are saying consecutive bites of humans within 90 minutes is an anomaly. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on June 10, 2024, 08:50:53 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 09, 2024, 11:39:09 AM
With all due respect Pakuni, you are stepping on a pedal and on land.  Just to give you a reference point, Michael Phelps' top speed was maybe 5 mph.  :)

I'm fortunate enough to be born into a species intelligent enough to invent motorized transportation.  That way I can ride a boat instead of swim everywhere like those dumdum sharks.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 08:55:16 AM
Quote from: Pakuni on June 10, 2024, 08:50:53 AM
I'm fortunate enough to be born into a species intelligent enough to invent motorized transportation.  That way I can ride a boat instead of swim everywhere like those dumdum sharks.

Sharks are not brilliant but do play a vital role in maintaining our oceans.  Whale Sharks however hold a special status.  The Atlanta Aquarium is not the place for them.  RIP Trixie. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on June 10, 2024, 09:04:51 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 08:55:16 AM
Sharks are not brilliant but do play a vital role in maintaining our oceans.  Whale Sharks however hold a special status.  The Atlanta Aquarium is not the place for them.  RIP Trixie.


Sharks are dumb as hell.

Hence the movie deep blue sea when they make those flesh fiends smart and formidable. They are naturally morons
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 09:16:10 AM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on June 10, 2024, 09:04:51 AM

Sharks are dumb as hell.

Hence the movie deep blue sea when they make those flesh fiends smart and formidable. They are naturally morons

Your focus should be on getting Whale Sharks out of aquariums where they die way too young.  They have ZERO business being in captivity.  These are gentle giants and quite friendly, with good hearts.  They can live to 100 in the wild.  I somewhat understand people's vindictiveness towards other sharks but whale sharks are special and must be protected.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on June 10, 2024, 09:47:32 AM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on June 10, 2024, 09:04:51 AM

Sharks are dumb as hell.

Hence the movie deep blue sea when they make those flesh fiends smart and formidable. They are naturally morons

The only good shark is the one on my dinner plate
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: warriorchick on June 10, 2024, 11:04:48 AM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on June 10, 2024, 09:04:51 AM

Sharks are dumb as hell.

Hence the movie deep blue sea when they make those flesh fiends smart and formidable. They are naturally morons

Yep.  They will take a bite out of a human on a boogie board because they think it's a seal, even though their super duper sense of smell tells them it's not a seal.

Plus they get swept up way too easily into tornados.  They obviously are too stupid to shelter in a safe place.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Jockey on June 10, 2024, 04:29:47 PM
Shark Attack!!
For all you dumbf##ks who think Biden is the senile one:

"So, I said, let me ask you a question," Lumpy said. "And he said nobody ever asked this question, and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT. Very smart."


"He goes, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you're in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there," he continued. "By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. Do you notice that?"

"A lot of sharks," Trump told his crowd of supporters. "I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren't really that angry. They bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was."


"These people are quick," he continued. "He said there's no problem with sharks. They just didn't really understand a young woman swimming now really got decimated and other people to a lot of shark attacks."

"I said, so there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here," Trump said. "Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?"

"Because I will tell you, he didn't know the answer," the Stable Genius said. "He said, you know, nobody's ever asked me that question. I said, I think it's a good question."

"I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water," he added. "But you know what I do? If there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time. I'm not getting near the shark."
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Hards Alumni on June 10, 2024, 04:31:12 PM
Quote from: Jockey on June 10, 2024, 04:29:47 PM
Shark Attack!!
For all you dumbf##ks who think Biden is the senile one:

"So, I said, let me ask you a question," Lumpy said. "And he said nobody ever asked this question, and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT. Very smart."


"He goes, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you're in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there," he continued. "By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. Do you notice that?"

"A lot of sharks," Trump told his crowd of supporters. "I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren't really that angry. They bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was."


"These people are quick," he continued. "He said there's no problem with sharks. They just didn't really understand a young woman swimming now really got decimated and other people to a lot of shark attacks."

"I said, so there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here," Trump said. "Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?"

"Because I will tell you, he didn't know the answer," the Stable Genius said. "He said, you know, nobody's ever asked me that question. I said, I think it's a good question."

"I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water," he added. "But you know what I do? If there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time. I'm not getting near the shark."

You should be able to agree that neither of these two should be President.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on June 10, 2024, 05:50:48 PM
Quote from: Jockey on June 10, 2024, 04:29:47 PM
Shark Attack!!
For all you dumbf##ks who think Biden is the senile one:

"So, I said, let me ask you a question," Lumpy said. "And he said nobody ever asked this question, and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT. Very smart."


"He goes, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you're in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there," he continued. "By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. Do you notice that?"

"A lot of sharks," Trump told his crowd of supporters. "I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren't really that angry. They bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was."


"These people are quick," he continued. "He said there's no problem with sharks. They just didn't really understand a young woman swimming now really got decimated and other people to a lot of shark attacks."

"I said, so there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here," Trump said. "Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?"

"Because I will tell you, he didn't know the answer," the Stable Genius said. "He said, you know, nobody's ever asked me that question. I said, I think it's a good question."

"I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water," he added. "But you know what I do? If there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time. I'm not getting near the shark."

And this wasn't even close to the most demented thing that Dementia Don said at this rally.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on June 10, 2024, 05:53:02 PM
Can we please stop politicizing every topic here?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on June 10, 2024, 06:34:18 PM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on June 10, 2024, 05:53:02 PM
Can we please stop politicizing every topic here?
is that rhetorical? Because if that's a real question, the answer is most assuredly, "No." But you can take comfort in the pinned post at the top of the page.  ::)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 06:44:05 PM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on June 10, 2024, 05:53:02 PM
Can we please stop politicizing every topic here?

Couldn't agree more.  And the world will never be free if we don't respect our wonderful members of the animal kingdom.  Some of the disparaging of the shark population has crossed the line.  And Makos are smarter than people think.  It's also my opinion that if you can swim close to 65mph, you're allowed a little leeway in general. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on June 10, 2024, 06:49:44 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 06:44:05 PM
Couldn't agree more.  And the world will never be free if we don't respect our wonderful members of the animal kingdom.  Some of the disparaging of the shark population has crossed the line.  And Makos are smarter than people think.  It's also my opinion that if you can swim close to 65mph, you're allowed a little leeway in general.

But as others pointed out those stupid sacks of garbage cant run on land, we as humans are far more versatile species
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on June 10, 2024, 06:51:30 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on June 10, 2024, 06:49:44 PM
But as others pointed out those stupid sacks of garbage cant run on land, we as humans are far more versatile species

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MnfX466iVEU/mqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 06:56:30 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on June 10, 2024, 06:49:44 PM
But as others pointed out those stupid sacks of garbage cant run on land, we as humans are far more versatile species

Again, "sacks of garbage" should be reserved for evil humans.  There are other animal species that can be dicks, but don't mistake that for truly being a scumbag that should be dismissed from the planet.  Huge difference. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on June 10, 2024, 06:57:56 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 06:56:30 PM
Again, "sacks of garbage" should be reserved for evil humans.  There are other animal species that can be dicks, but don't mistake that for truly being a scumbag that should be dismissed from the planet.  Huge difference.

Sharks are sacks of garbage
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on June 10, 2024, 07:06:35 PM
Two of the better scenes in Jaws were 1, when Hooper and Brody cut the first shark open to find all of the garbage it had ingested; and 2, when Brody made the big one explode into a bazillion shark bits.

Humans win again!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 07:09:58 PM
Quote from: MU82 on June 10, 2024, 07:06:35 PM
Two of the better scenes in Jaws were 1, when Hooper and Brody cut the first shark open to find all of the garbage it had ingested; and 2, when Brody made the big one explode into a bazillion shark bits.

Humans win again!

And there was an even better scene when Jaws got mad and ate Robert Shaw. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on June 10, 2024, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 07:09:58 PM
And there was an even better scene when Jaws got mad and ate Robert Shaw.

Your hatred of the human race is disgusting

Misanthropy at its finest
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 07:13:26 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on June 10, 2024, 07:12:20 PM
Your hatred of the human race is disgusting

Misanthropy at its finest

No.  I'm just bringing awareness to societal issues and the hubris of our species. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on June 10, 2024, 07:14:25 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 07:13:26 PM
No.  I'm just bringing awareness to societal issues and the hubris of our species.

You wanna talk hubris? How about animals patroling the land chowing down on other species like human. Very biased
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 07:16:35 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on June 10, 2024, 07:14:25 PM
You wanna talk hubris? How about animals patroling the land chowing down on other species like human. Very biased

I'm biased, but totally rational. Remember what some of our animal populations look like today.  Too many of them are endangered and close to extinction.  We must respect them and chill out about our value. 

The animal world is cutthroat.  They need food to survive PG. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on June 10, 2024, 09:55:46 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 07:09:58 PM
And there was an even better scene when Jaws got mad and ate Robert Shaw.

That was a great scene, Muggs.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: warriorchick on June 11, 2024, 07:21:42 AM
Quote from: MU82 on June 10, 2024, 07:06:35 PM
Two of the better scenes in Jaws were 1, when Hooper and Brody cut the first shark open to find all of the garbage it had ingested; and 2, when Brody made the big one explode into a bazillion shark bits.

Humans win again!

Hey! How about a spoiler alert!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on June 11, 2024, 07:40:45 AM
Quote from: warriorchick on June 11, 2024, 07:21:42 AM
Hey! How about a spoiler alert!

Sorry.

Rosebud is the sled.

Damn ... did it again!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on June 11, 2024, 07:44:51 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 10, 2024, 07:16:35 PM
I'm biased, but totally rational. Remember what some of our animal populations look like today.  Too many of them are endangered and close to extinction.  We must respect them and chill out about our value. 

The animal world is cutthroat.  They need food to survive PG. 
Those damn sandhill cranes are everywhere here. There's now talk about creating a hunting season to control the population.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: warriorchick on June 11, 2024, 01:04:25 PM
Quote from: Spotcheck Billy on June 11, 2024, 07:44:51 AM
Those damn sandhill cranes are everywhere here. There's now talk about creating a hunting season to control the population.

The last time I was in Alaska, the bald eagles up there were like seagulls on Lake Michigan.

They could stand to be thinned out a little.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 11, 2024, 06:46:15 PM
Quote from: warriorchick on June 11, 2024, 01:04:25 PM
The last time I was in Alaska, the bald eagles up there were like seagulls on Lake Michigan.

They could stand to be thinned out a little.

Extremely disappointed in you wc. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on June 11, 2024, 06:50:10 PM
Quote from: MU82 on June 11, 2024, 07:40:45 AM
Sorry.

Rosebud is the sled.

Damn ... did it again!
Darth Vader?   Luke's father.


Party Bus,  the runaway rodeo bull is being retired.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on June 11, 2024, 07:03:03 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 11, 2024, 06:46:15 PM
Extremely disappointed in you wc.

We will let you take lead on the thinning muggs
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 11, 2024, 07:11:01 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on June 11, 2024, 07:03:03 PM
We will let you take lead on the thinning muggs

Bald Eagles are absolutely spectacular.  Tremendous members of our animal kingdom.  Salmon would disagree of course, but we should all admire their badassery.  The good news is they are thriving and coming back strong. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on June 11, 2024, 07:20:24 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 11, 2024, 07:11:01 PM
Bald Eagles are absolutely spectacular.  Tremendous members of our animal kingdom.  Salmon would disagree of course, but we should all admire their badassery.  The good news is they are thriving and coming back strong.

They eat garbage
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 11, 2024, 07:49:45 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on June 11, 2024, 07:20:24 PM
They eat garbage

Stop attacking members of the gliding and swooping community. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on June 11, 2024, 07:50:32 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 11, 2024, 07:49:45 PM
Stop attacking members of the gliding and swooping community.

Want to see an Eagle?  Go to a dump
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on June 11, 2024, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 11, 2024, 07:49:45 PM
Stop attacking members of the gliding and swooping community.

Eagles best contribution is doing skeet shooting with them as the target.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: warriorchick on June 11, 2024, 09:10:46 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 11, 2024, 07:11:01 PM
Bald Eagles are absolutely spectacular.  Tremendous members of our animal kingdom.  Salmon would disagree of course, but we should all admire their badassery.  The good news is they are thriving and coming back strong.

Honey, I am just yanking your chain.  I think bald eagles are magnificent. I have a few that occasionally like to hang out in my yard in Wisconsin, and I feel incredibly grateful that they do.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 11, 2024, 10:16:53 PM
Quote from: warriorchick on June 11, 2024, 09:10:46 PM
Honey, I am just yanking your chain.  I think bald eagles are magnificent. I have a few that occasionally like to hang out in my yard in Wisconsin, and I feel incredibly grateful that they do.

Thank you.  I hoped that was the case.  They truly are magnificent and I'm happy you get to see them up close.  They have thrived in Wisconsin over the past 10 yrs. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Hards Alumni on June 12, 2024, 12:19:38 PM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on June 10, 2024, 05:53:02 PM
Can we please stop politicizing every topic here?

The best way for that to happen would probably to perma the constant offenders.  The message would probably loud and clear after one.

well, maybe two.  But then some of my fun would reduce here.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: barfolomew on June 12, 2024, 12:48:18 PM
Quote from: warriorchick on June 11, 2024, 01:04:25 PM
The last time I was in Alaska, the bald eagles up there were like seagulls on Lake Michigan.

They could stand to be thinned out a little.

Chick, your position is respectful to those eagles that don't don't like the term "bald" and prefer to be known as thinning eagles.

As my father used to say, God only made so many perfect bird heads. The rest He had to cover with feathers.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on June 21, 2024, 08:48:03 AM
Elephants killing  tourists in Zambia.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on June 21, 2024, 10:09:16 AM
Quote from: tower912 on June 21, 2024, 08:48:03 AM
Elephants killing  tourists in Zambia.

Shoot em
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on June 21, 2024, 10:42:59 AM
The elephants or the tourists?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on June 21, 2024, 12:57:22 PM
The Zambian elephants have suffered  incalcuable trauma far beyond our comprehension.  This incident is being investigated and condolences to the human family.  That said, elephants almost never mindlessly attack humans or flip over cars unless they feel threatened.  Now, maybe this particular elephant had a false perception, but it's important to let the facts come out.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on June 21, 2024, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on June 21, 2024, 12:57:22 PM
The Zambian elephants have suffered  incalcuable tauma far beyond our comprehension.  This incident is being investigated and condolences to the human family.  That said, elephants almost never mindlessly attack humans or flip over cars unless they feel threatened.  Now, maybe this particular elephant had a false perception, but it's important to let the facts come out.

Its important to shoot first, ask questions later so those fat blundering beasts cannot strike again.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on June 21, 2024, 01:17:13 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on June 21, 2024, 12:58:20 PM
Its important to shoot first, ask questions later so those fat blundering beasts cannot strike again.

Then make piano keys out of their tusks.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on June 21, 2024, 01:44:25 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on June 21, 2024, 12:58:20 PM
Its important to shoot first, ask questions later so those fat blundering beasts cannot strike again.
You didn't answer Tower's question
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on July 04, 2024, 12:31:40 PM
Any volunteers to help?
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/u-s-officials-plan-to-kill-hundreds-of-thousands-of-barred-owls-to-save-another-species-from-extinction (https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/u-s-officials-plan-to-kill-hundreds-of-thousands-of-barred-owls-to-save-another-species-from-extinction)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on July 04, 2024, 12:42:41 PM
Quote from: lawdog77 on July 04, 2024, 12:31:40 PM
Any volunteers to help?
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/u-s-officials-plan-to-kill-hundreds-of-thousands-of-barred-owls-to-save-another-species-from-extinction (https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/u-s-officials-plan-to-kill-hundreds-of-thousands-of-barred-owls-to-save-another-species-from-extinction)
Owls are Owls. They are great at pest control and maintain the foos chain. Just let them all live in peace.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on July 04, 2024, 12:45:51 PM
Quote from: lawdog77 on July 04, 2024, 12:31:40 PM
Any volunteers to help?
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/u-s-officials-plan-to-kill-hundreds-of-thousands-of-barred-owls-to-save-another-species-from-extinction (https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/u-s-officials-plan-to-kill-hundreds-of-thousands-of-barred-owls-to-save-another-species-from-extinction)

Obviously, a 5 point peace plan is needed so that both species can live together harmoniously.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on July 04, 2024, 02:08:35 PM
Quote from: lawdog77 on July 04, 2024, 12:31:40 PM
Any volunteers to help?
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/u-s-officials-plan-to-kill-hundreds-of-thousands-of-barred-owls-to-save-another-species-from-extinction (https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/u-s-officials-plan-to-kill-hundreds-of-thousands-of-barred-owls-to-save-another-species-from-extinction)

I think Muggsy would approve of this. He supports the US intervening by slaughtering thousands when theres a risk of genocide
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: dgies9156 on July 05, 2024, 07:42:02 AM
Interesting conundrum in Florida.

If an alligator enters your property and threatens your well being, you have to call a Florida Department of Conservation officer to remove it/dispose of it.

To do otherwise is a Class C felony that could get you sent to the pokey for quite awhile.

But if a human being enters your property and threatens your well-being, under Florida's stand your ground laws, it's perfectly OK to deal with the matter yourself.

I guess this exists because we still have more people than alligators in Florida (but the margin is closing fast).
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on July 05, 2024, 07:47:12 AM
Quote from: dgies9156 on July 05, 2024, 07:42:02 AM
Interesting conundrum in Florida.

If an alligator enters your property and threatens your well being, you have to call a Florida Department of Conservation officer to remove it/dispose of it.

To do otherwise is a Class C felony that could get you sent to the pokey for quite awhile.

But if a human being enters your property and threatens your well-being, under Florida's stand your ground laws, it's perfectly OK to deal with the matter yourself.

I guess this exists because we still have more people than alligators in Florida (but the margin is closing fast).

Honestly, we need less Floridians and more alligators for boots
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on July 05, 2024, 08:28:28 AM
Muggsy is pleased.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on July 05, 2024, 08:53:44 AM
Quote from: dgies9156 on July 05, 2024, 07:42:02 AM
Interesting conundrum in Florida.

If an alligator enters your property and threatens your well being, you have to call a Florida Department of Conservation officer to remove it/dispose of it.

To do otherwise is a Class C felony that could get you sent to the pokey for quite awhile.

But if a human being enters your property and threatens your well-being, under Florida's stand your ground laws, it's perfectly OK to deal with the matter yourself. I am surprised that you do not know this.

I guess this exists because we still have more people than alligators in Florida (but the margin is closing fast).

No! Alligators are "magnificent" creatures, as are ALL animals. Many humans are "evil, scumbag" creatures.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 05, 2024, 09:06:31 AM
Quote from: dgies9156 on July 05, 2024, 07:42:02 AM
Interesting conundrum in Florida.

If an alligator enters your property and threatens your well being, you have to call a Florida Department of Conservation officer to remove it/dispose of it.

To do otherwise is a Class C felony that could get you sent to the pokey for quite awhile.

But if a human being enters your property and threatens your well-being, under Florida's stand your ground laws, it's perfectly OK to deal with the matter yourself.

I guess this exists because we still have more people than alligators in Florida (but the margin is closing fast).

Brother dgies,

I think it's important to make a distinction between alligator encounters/attacks on one's property, vs human encounters/attacks  on one's property.  I would imagine authorities are usually called before the alligator starts and ends the confrontation.  This was tragic and very unfortunate. That said, I do think if you need to protect yourself, you should be allowed to without going to prison.  Perhaps Floridians should be required to have stun guns capable of subduing the gators before authorities arrive. 

Alligators are unaware of their physical dominance brother dgies, and can be eating machines.  This isn't exactly the same thing as a human looking for trouble while entering another's  property.   I'm not saying this isn't a problem but we need to come up with more humane and creative solutions. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Hards Alumni on July 05, 2024, 09:18:09 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 05, 2024, 09:06:31 AM
Brother dgies,

I think it's important to make a distinction between alligator encounters/attacks on one's property, vs human encounters/attacks  on one's property.  I would imagine authorities are usually called before the alligator starts and ends the confrontation.  This was tragic and very unfortunate. That said, I do think if you need to protect yourself, you should be allowed to without going to prison.  Perhaps Floridians should be required to have stun guns capable of subduing the gators before authorities arrive. 

Alligators are unaware of their physical dominance brother dgies, and can be eating machines.  This isn't exactly the same thing as a human looking for trouble while entering another's  property.   I'm not saying this isn't a problem but we need to come up with more humane and creative solutions.

Nah, there are too many gators.  Kill em, and grill em.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on July 05, 2024, 10:07:23 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 05, 2024, 09:06:31 AM
I think it's important to make a distinction between alligator encounters/attacks on one's property, vs human encounters/attacks  on one's property.

As Trayvon Martin learned, it doesn't have to be an "encounter" or an "attack."

Trayvon was guilty of Existing While Black, so George Zimmerman was found innocent of killing Trayvon in cold blood.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on July 05, 2024, 10:41:40 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 05, 2024, 09:06:31 AM
Brother dgies,

I think it's important to make a distinction between alligator encounters/attacks on one's property, vs human encounters/attacks  on one's property.  I would imagine authorities are usually called before the alligator starts and ends the confrontation.  This was tragic and very unfortunate. That said, I do think if you need to protect yourself, you should be allowed to without going to prison.  Perhaps Floridians should be required to have stun guns capable of subduing the gators before authorities arrive. 

Alligators are unaware of their physical dominance brother dgies, and can be eating machines.  This isn't exactly the same thing as a human looking for trouble while entering another's  property.   I'm not saying this isn't a problem but we need to come up with more humane and creative solutions.

You think Mortars and grenades for quick and efficient death?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: forgetful on July 05, 2024, 11:29:42 AM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on July 05, 2024, 08:53:44 AM
No! Alligators are "magnificent" creatures, as are ALL animals. Many humans are "evil, scumbag" creatures.

Human's are also animals. so either not ALL animals are magnificent creatures, and we can qualify their degree of magnificentness based on their demeanor/actions, or Human's are "magnificent creatures" also, and all humans should be provided the same care and appreciation that your give to ALL other animals.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on July 05, 2024, 12:02:35 PM
Quote from: forgetful on July 05, 2024, 11:29:42 AM
Human's are also animals. so either not ALL animals are magnificent creatures, and we can qualify their degree of magnificentness based on their demeanor/actions, or Human's are "magnificent creatures" also, and all humans should be provided the same care and appreciation that your give to ALL other animals.

As an evangelical Christian, I'm vastly superior to other humans
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on July 05, 2024, 12:09:05 PM
Quote from: forgetful on July 05, 2024, 11:29:42 AM
Human's are also animals. so either not ALL animals are magnificent creatures, and we can qualify their degree of magnificentness based on their demeanor/actions, or Human's are "magnificent creatures" also, and all humans should be provided the same care and appreciation that your give to ALL other animals.

I was being sarcastic by quoting words that Muggsy has used in posts but agree with your reply. In a Muggsy thread ,asking if an alligator that chomped a woman in half was possibly "provoked", a couple of other scoopers and I pointed out that he was silent regarding the loss of a human life. He was absolutely defiant, asking where the "rule" was that he needed to address the death of a human. He demanded a "thorough investigation" into the decision to kill the alligator though.

This was the turning point for me. Ever since, I make it a point to be a thorn in Muggsy's side.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: real chili 83 on July 05, 2024, 01:55:01 PM
Bald eagle on the grill last night was tasty. Love the leftovers the next day.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: forgetful on July 05, 2024, 02:38:42 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on July 05, 2024, 12:09:05 PM
I was being sarcastic by quoting words that Muggsy has used in posts but agree with your reply. In a Muggsy thread ,asking if an alligator that chomped a woman in half was possibly "provoked", a couple of other scoopers and I pointed out that he was silent regarding the loss of a human life. He was absolutely defiant, asking where the "rule" was that he needed to address the death of a human. He demanded a "thorough investigation" into the decision to kill the alligator though.

This was the turning point for me. Ever since, I make it a point to be a thorn in Muggsy's side.

I honestly thought I was replying to Muggsy, and was using snark, also to be thorn in Muggsy's side.

When I came back to the thread I was surprised the comment I quoted was not Muggsy's.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: NCMUFan on July 05, 2024, 02:39:40 PM
Quote from: real chili 83 on July 05, 2024, 01:55:01 PM
Bald eagle on the grill last night was tasty. Love the leftovers the next day.
https://www.fws.gov/law/bald-and-golden-eagle-protection-act
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on July 05, 2024, 02:48:41 PM
Quote from: forgetful on July 05, 2024, 02:38:42 PM
I honestly thought I was replying to Muggsy, and was using snark, also to be thorn in Muggsy's side.

When I came back to the thread I was surprised the comment I quoted was not Muggsy's.

We're good.

Sometimes I wonder if Muggy composes his posts to deliberately trigger rational humans, which he clearly is not. It is easy to understand how he may have gotten to you. If so, I think that would make him very happy.

Then again, maybe it is nothing more than a little boy living in a man's body who desperately craves constant attention. If he cannot get positive attention, negative will do. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on July 05, 2024, 03:03:15 PM
Quote from: NCMUFan on July 05, 2024, 02:39:40 PM
https://www.fws.gov/law/bald-and-golden-eagle-protection-act

Wouldn't eat bald eagle only because they're garbage eaters.  A filthy, disgusting bird
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on July 05, 2024, 03:20:02 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on July 05, 2024, 03:03:15 PM
Wouldn't eat bald eagle only because they're garbage eaters.  A filthy, disgusting bird
Why do you hate America?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on July 05, 2024, 03:31:08 PM
Quote from: lawdog77 on July 05, 2024, 03:20:02 PM
Why do you hate America?

Because Jim Chones turned pro
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: warriorchick on July 05, 2024, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: real chili 83 on July 05, 2024, 01:55:01 PM
Bald eagle on the grill last night was tasty. Love the leftovers the next day.
Not much white meat on those things
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 06, 2024, 08:45:55 AM
Quote from: forgetful on July 05, 2024, 02:38:42 PM
I honestly thought I was replying to Muggsy, and was using snark, also to be thorn in Muggsy's side.

When I came back to the thread I was surprised the comment I quoted was not Muggsy's.

No one here is a thorn in Muggsy's side. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: forgetful on July 06, 2024, 10:26:25 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 06, 2024, 08:45:55 AM
No one here is a thorn in Muggsy's side.

By being a thorn, I just mean giving you a hard time Muggs. You are a deeply passionate guy, no problem at all with that, but sometimes it can be fun to poke the bear a bit.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 07, 2024, 08:55:31 AM
Quote from: forgetful on July 06, 2024, 10:26:25 AM
By being a thorn, I just mean giving you a hard time Muggs. You are a deeply passionate guy, no problem at all with that, but sometimes it can be fun to poke the bear a bit.

No worries forgetful!. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on July 07, 2024, 11:57:50 AM
We now know who wins in a Leopard versus Alligator

https://youtu.be/ul-fI9xZWp4?si=TEDd_FUIBsH6re64
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on July 13, 2024, 07:52:44 AM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/golf-course-groundskeeper-dead-freak-141306930.html
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on July 13, 2024, 07:58:54 AM
I already had enough reasons not to live in Arizona
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 13, 2024, 08:12:52 AM
Quote from: tower912 on July 13, 2024, 07:52:44 AM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/golf-course-groundskeeper-dead-freak-141306930.html

Terribly unfortunate. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on July 13, 2024, 08:42:00 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 13, 2024, 08:12:52 AM
Terribly unfortunate.

The bees were probably provoked and there should be an inquiry, eh Muggs?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on July 13, 2024, 08:47:46 AM
Quote from: TAMU, Knower of Ball on July 13, 2024, 07:58:54 AM
I already had enough reasons not to live in Arizona

Elect me President and I'll sell Arizona back to Mexico at a huge discount.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on July 13, 2024, 08:50:20 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on July 13, 2024, 08:47:46 AM
Elect me President and I'll sell Arizona back to Mexico at a huge discount.

Can we pay Mexico to take it off our hands?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on July 13, 2024, 08:50:36 AM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on July 13, 2024, 08:50:20 AM
Can we pay Mexico to take it off our hands?

Working on that with Florida and Spain
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on July 13, 2024, 09:00:37 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on July 13, 2024, 08:50:36 AM
Working on that with Florida and Spain

Spain has enough problems. I doubt they'd be interested.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on July 13, 2024, 09:04:06 AM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on July 13, 2024, 09:00:37 AM
Spain has enough problems. I doubt they'd be interested.

I'll throw in Mississippi at a deep discount
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on July 13, 2024, 10:00:01 AM
Texas, too.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on July 13, 2024, 10:21:04 AM
Quote from: tower912 on July 13, 2024, 10:00:01 AM
Texas, too.

We'll keep Austin, though
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on July 13, 2024, 01:00:39 PM
A very sad situation.

https://nypost.com/video/bear-trainer-mauled-to-death-while-her-teen-son-watched/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: NCMUFan on July 13, 2024, 02:06:02 PM
Doesn't sound like that bear became tame.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: manny31 on July 13, 2024, 09:17:39 PM
I've rescued a few dogs, kept a couple and got others adopted. Rescued a 4 year old Doberman, had for about 3 months. I loved the guy, a big baby until he wasn't. He went after me, it was pretty f'ing scary. Torn the shyte out of my arm and side.. I'm mad that it happened, he had been abused before I got him, no idea what set him off. I've gone over it a thousand times..Animal attacks=no fun!!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on July 14, 2024, 06:39:06 AM
My daughter has a similar story.  Rescued a dog.  Things were going great.   Unprovoked, it attacked her and bit her face.  She is fortunate the scars are barely noticeable.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on July 15, 2024, 07:22:49 AM
Quote from: NCMUFan on July 13, 2024, 02:06:02 PM
Doesn't sound like that bear became tame.

When your job is to tame bears, the annual performance evaluation can be a b*tch.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: ATL MU Warrior on July 16, 2024, 01:21:37 PM
Animals attacking other animals...with hilarious human commentary

https://www.facebook.com/reel/394622156960587
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on July 21, 2024, 07:45:46 AM
Are bears going soft? Pretty embearassing to be taken out by a 72-year-old berry-picker.

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) — A 72-year-old man picking huckleberries in Montana shot and killed a grizzly bear after it attacked in a surprise encounter and injured him badly enough that he had to be hospitalized, authorities said Friday.
The man was alone on national forest land when the adult female charged him Thursday. He suffered significant injuries before killing the bear with a handgun, Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks officials said.

https://apnews.com/article/montana-grizzly-bear-killed-shot-attack-1a999b1f05ebc996d92c2925b27baf22
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: warriorchick on July 21, 2024, 07:51:49 AM
Quote from: Pakuni on July 21, 2024, 07:45:46 AM
Are bears going soft? Pretty embearassing to be taken out by a 72-year-old berry-picker.

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) — A 72-year-old man picking huckleberries in Montana shot and killed a grizzly bear after it attacked in a surprise encounter and injured him badly enough that he had to be hospitalized, authorities said Friday.
The man was alone on national forest land when the adult female charged him Thursday. He suffered significant injuries before killing the bear with a handgun, Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks officials said.

https://apnews.com/article/montana-grizzly-bear-killed-shot-attack-1a999b1f05ebc996d92c2925b27baf22

Nope. It's just that berry pickers have gotten more bad ass.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 21, 2024, 07:56:39 AM
Quote from: Pakuni on July 21, 2024, 07:45:46 AM
Are bears going soft? Pretty embearassing to be taken out by a 72-year-old berry-picker.

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) — A 72-year-old man picking huckleberries in Montana shot and killed a grizzly bear after it attacked in a surprise encounter and injured him badly enough that he had to be hospitalized, authorities said Friday.
The man was alone on national forest land when the adult female charged him Thursday. He suffered significant injuries before killing the bear with a handgun, Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks officials said.

https://apnews.com/article/montana-grizzly-bear-killed-shot-attack-1a999b1f05ebc996d92c2925b27baf22

Stop disparaging and attacking our  🐻 🐻‍❄ populations. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on July 21, 2024, 07:58:03 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 21, 2024, 07:56:39 AM
Stop disparaging and attacking our  🐻 🐻‍❄ populations.

Why?  Bears are incredibly stupid
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 21, 2024, 08:03:31 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on July 21, 2024, 07:58:03 AM
Why?  Bears are incredibly stupid

It's just a reminder that we should respect other members of the animal kingdom.  They're certainly not soft. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on July 21, 2024, 08:04:42 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 21, 2024, 08:03:31 AM
It's just a reminder that we should respect other members of the animal kingdom.  They're certainly not soft. 

Maybe they should stop attacking us for merely picking berries then.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on July 21, 2024, 08:06:12 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 21, 2024, 08:03:31 AM
It's just a reminder that we should respect other members of the animal kingdom.  They're certainly not soft.

Actually, they're quite soft
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 21, 2024, 08:06:43 AM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on July 21, 2024, 08:04:42 AM
Maybe they should stop attacking us for merely picking berries then.

I didn't realize you were a gun ownership person.  I was semi joking and glad the dude us okay.  But 🐻 🐻 🐻‍❄ should not be mocked. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on July 21, 2024, 08:08:40 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 21, 2024, 08:06:43 AM
I didn't realize you were a gun ownership person.  I was semi joking and glad the dude us okay.  But 🐻 🐻 🐻‍❄ should not be mocked. 

When have I ever expressed an opinion against gun ownership?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on July 21, 2024, 08:10:04 AM
Bald Eagle attacks in St. Hermans Harbor, Alaska

https://nypost.com/2024/07/20/us-news/bald-eagle-attacks-ruffle-alaskans-in-kodiak/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on July 21, 2024, 09:17:39 AM
I saw a Mississippi kite dive bomb and strike a young girl on a motorized scooter yesterday. Hit her on the top/back of her head. She should have had a gun to teach that fucker a lesson.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: cheebs09 on July 22, 2024, 11:23:50 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on July 21, 2024, 08:06:12 AM
Actually, they're quite soft

Heck, they are used to show how soft toilet paper is.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocky_warrior on July 22, 2024, 11:51:10 AM
Quote from: Pakuni on July 21, 2024, 07:45:46 AM
Are bears going soft? Pretty embearassing to be taken out by a 72-year-old berry-picker.

Last year I spotted a black bear going after one of my fly traps.  I ran out on the deck (above him) and said "no".  He ignored, so I shouted "NO!".  He sheepishly got back on all 4s and sulked away.  Soft indeed.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on July 22, 2024, 03:32:05 PM
Quote from: rocky_warrior on July 22, 2024, 11:51:10 AM
Last year I spotted a black bear going after one of my fly traps.  I ran out on the deck (above him) and said "no".  He ignored, so I shouted "NO!".  He sheepishly got back on all 4s and sulked away.  Soft indeed.
You should have yelled "PLAY HARDER"
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on July 22, 2024, 04:02:23 PM
Quote from: rocky_warrior on July 22, 2024, 11:51:10 AM
Last year I spotted a black bear going after one of my fly traps.  I ran out on the deck (above him) and said "no".  He ignored, so I shouted "NO!".  He sheepishly got back on all 4s and sulked away.  Soft indeed.

Every Packer fan has known this for awhile.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on July 23, 2024, 10:00:14 PM
Whale Capsizes boat.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/breaching-whale-capsizes-boat-after-landing-top-off-new-hampshire-shocking-video-shows
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on July 24, 2024, 07:44:37 AM
Love the Dayton sweatshirt.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on July 24, 2024, 08:21:29 AM
Flying Fish in Jersey destroy Tesla
https://nypost.com/2024/07/23/us-news/fish-falls-from-sky-damages-new-jersey-couples-tesla/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on July 24, 2024, 08:40:45 AM
Quote from: Herman Cain on July 23, 2024, 10:00:14 PM
Whale Capsizes boat.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/breaching-whale-capsizes-boat-after-landing-top-off-new-hampshire-shocking-video-shows


Big dumb menace to the ocean and humans
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 24, 2024, 09:18:13 AM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on July 24, 2024, 08:40:45 AM

Big dumb menace to the ocean and humans

It was an unfortunate incident and an accident.  It's extremely uncommon for a 🐋 to breach and end the life/functionality of a boat. What we do know is they are extremely intelligent and vital members of the animal kingdom.  Stop disparaging our tremendous marine mammals and the whale populations at large. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: wadesworld on July 24, 2024, 09:26:04 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 24, 2024, 09:18:13 AM
It was an unfortunate incident and an accident.  It's extremely uncommon for a 🐋 to breach and end the life/functionality of a boat. What we do know is they are extremely intelligent and vital members of the animal kingdom.  Stop disparaging our tremendous marine mammals and the whale populations at large.

Doesn't seem smart if it can't see a boat above it while it's moving to breach. Terrible depth perception at best, likely just dumb.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on July 24, 2024, 09:46:35 AM
Was aiming for the dude in the Dayton sweatshirt and missed.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on July 24, 2024, 10:47:26 AM
Quote from: tower912 on July 24, 2024, 09:46:35 AM
Was aiming for the dude in the Dayton sweatshirt and missed.

Damn! Almost got him.

Maybe Marquette fans should put some $ together and invite UW and ND fans on an all-expenses-paid whale watching trip just for them off the NH coast.

Edit: Since Muggsy loves whales so much, he could go on the trip as a docent.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Hards Alumni on July 24, 2024, 01:44:48 PM
Quote from: lawdog77 on July 22, 2024, 03:32:05 PM
You should have yelled "PLAY HARDER"

LOL
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on July 24, 2024, 03:12:54 PM
Quote from: Hards Alumni on July 24, 2024, 01:44:48 PM
LOL
I yell that alot at the neighborhood kids. I also yell "HANDS" in my kithcen daily. Nobody gets either of these jokes. My kids are thinking its early onset dementia.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on July 24, 2024, 05:19:38 PM
Stupid bear kills another stupid bear while playing.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/play-fighting-death-calgary-zoo-polar-bear-1.7272504
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocky_warrior on July 24, 2024, 06:22:00 PM
Quote from: lawdog77 on July 24, 2024, 03:12:54 PM
I yell that alot at the neighborhood kids. I also yell "HANDS" in my kithcen daily. Nobody gets either of these jokes. My kids are thinking its early onset dementia.

Are you sure you live in a neighborhood with kids... Or even have your own kids?  Is it really "early onset" or just continuing?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 24, 2024, 06:25:45 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on July 24, 2024, 05:19:38 PM
Stupid bear kills another stupid bear while playing.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/play-fighting-death-calgary-zoo-polar-bear-1.7272504

Zoo officials may not know what actually happened but yes, Polar Bears can be unaware at times of their physical strength.  Calling them stupid is totally uncalled for.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 24, 2024, 06:30:28 PM
Quote from: wadesworld on July 24, 2024, 09:26:04 AM
Doesn't seem smart if it can't see a boat above it while it's moving to breach. Terrible depth perception at best, likely just dumb.

This is an unfair characterization.  It's highly, highly, unusual for a Humpback 🐋 to breach on a boat.  It may have been in the midst of feeding and became unaware of its surroundings.  Or it may be a blind 🐋, we simply do not know.  My guess is, it was a similar situation to when a Newfoundland or St.Bernard takes out a couch accidentally.  Whales should not be ridiculed for their size and power.  It was unfortunate but besmirchimg them is flat out wrong and unacceptable. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on July 24, 2024, 06:33:32 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 24, 2024, 06:30:28 PM
This is an unfair characterization.  It's highly, highly, unusual for a Humpback 🐋 to breach on a boat.  It may have been in the midst of feeding and became unaware of its surroundings.  Or it may be a blind 🐋, we simply do not know.  My guess is, it was a similar situation to when a Newfoundland or St.Bernard takes out a couch accidentally.  Whales should not be ridiculed for their size and power.  It was unfortunate but besmirchimg them is flat out wrong and unacceptable.

Whales and polar bears are 💯 idiots
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 24, 2024, 07:00:28 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on July 24, 2024, 06:33:32 PM
Whales and polar bears are 💯 idiots

You've provided an example in one sentence of the hubris and disintegration of the human race.  And keep in mind what a humpback whale could do to boats (with passengers) if he/she was vindictive.  They're among the kindest members of the entire animal kingdom.  If they had my personality, and held grudges, we would see an elimination of a myriad of vessels.  The fact that they don't do that further illustrates their great intelligence and caring hearts. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on July 24, 2024, 07:06:42 PM
::)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on July 24, 2024, 07:45:57 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 24, 2024, 07:00:28 PM
You've provided an example in one sentence of the hubris and disintegration of the human race.  And keep in mind what a humpback whale could do to boats (with passengers) if he/she was vindictive.  They're among the kindest members of the entire animal kingdom.  If they had my personality, and held grudges, we would see an elimination of a myriad of vessels.  The fact that they don't do that further illustrates their great intelligence and caring hearts.

No, they're just idiots
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on July 24, 2024, 08:47:27 PM
Quote from: rocky_warrior on July 24, 2024, 06:22:00 PM
Are you sure you live in a neighborhood with kids... Or even have your own kids?  Is it really "early onset" or just continuing?
One moment I think I am lucid, the next moment I see this:

(https://www.indystar.com/gcdn/authoring/authoring-images/2024/07/23/PIND/74517223007-072324-oregon-duck-bp-0001.JPG?width=1320&height=872&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on July 24, 2024, 08:49:40 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 24, 2024, 07:00:28 PM
You've provided an example in one sentence of the hubris and disintegration of the human race.  And keep in mind what a humpback whale could do to boats (with passengers) if he/she was vindictive.  They're among the kindest members of the entire animal kingdom.  If they had my personality, and held grudges, we would see an elimination of a myriad of vessels.  The fact that they don't do that further illustrates their great intelligence and caring hearts.

So to defend a couple of moronic whales, you've basically said your temperament makes you want to commit terroristic destruction on humans. Think we gotta have ole mugs look in the mirror at this disintegration of the human race.

Also, the excuses you are using for the dumb beasts are the same ones you used the last 3 times they smashed into ships like bozos
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocky_warrior on July 24, 2024, 09:57:27 PM
Quote from: lawdog77 on July 24, 2024, 08:47:27 PM
One moment I think I am lucid, the next moment I see this:

(https://www.indystar.com/gcdn/authoring/authoring-images/2024/07/23/PIND/74517223007-072324-oregon-duck-bp-0001.JPG?width=1320&height=872&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp)

Definitely scoopsenseless...
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on July 25, 2024, 08:12:33 AM
Muggsy, honest question: do you have a condition that makes you incapable of recognizing sarcasm or when people are yanking your chain. "Mind your own business" would be a perfectly appropriate answer to an inappropriate question.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 25, 2024, 08:21:54 AM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on July 25, 2024, 08:12:33 AM
Muggsy, honest question: do you have a condition that makes you incapable of recognizing sarcasm or when people are yanking your chain. "Mind your own business" would be a perfectly appropriate answer to an inappropriate question.

No.  I know what's going on.  I think it brings more attention to our tremendous 🐋 🐋 and prime-time members of the animal kingdom.  It's just a repeated reminder they should not be mocked or disparaged.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on July 25, 2024, 08:33:25 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 25, 2024, 08:21:54 AM
...prime-time members of the animal kingdom...

Well, there's an interesting phrase. It would appear that you differentiate between "prime-time members of the animal kingdom" and those that are...well...not prime-time. So, let's have it Muggsy...what animals are idiots. And no, you cannot answer humans. You've already made your feelings on that topic quite well known.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on July 25, 2024, 08:33:54 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 25, 2024, 08:21:54 AM
No.  I know what's going on.  I think it brings more attention to our tremendous 🐋 🐋 and prime-time members of the animal kingdom.  It's just a repeated reminder they should not be mocked or disparaged.


I agree.

They should be exterminated
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on July 26, 2024, 09:20:28 PM
Killer Whale Revolt against Yacht

https://nypost.com/2024/07/26/world-news/killer-whales-sink-128k-yacht-in-2-hour-mediterranean-sea-attack/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: wadesworld on July 27, 2024, 08:01:22 AM
Quote from: Herman Cain on July 26, 2024, 09:20:28 PM
Killer Whale Revolt against Yacht

https://nypost.com/2024/07/26/world-news/killer-whales-sink-128k-yacht-in-2-hour-mediterranean-sea-attack/

It's the humans' fault.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: real chili 83 on July 27, 2024, 08:08:50 AM
Whale versus polar bear. Who wins?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 27, 2024, 08:43:14 AM
Quote from: wadesworld on July 27, 2024, 08:01:22 AM
It's the humans' fault.

I've written extensively about the Gibraltar Orcas and have stated repeatedly they are trying to tell us something important.   This isn't just a little game they're playing for shiiiites and grins imo. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on July 27, 2024, 10:07:33 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 27, 2024, 08:43:14 AM
I've written extensively about the Gibraltar Orcas and have stated repeatedly they are trying to tell us something important.   This isn't just a little game they're playing for shiiiites and grins imo.

And you have repeatedly ignored experts in animal behavior as well as the post I offered by a NW USA orca group that presents intelligent, rational explanations to the orcas' behavior by people who actually are knowledgeable about the issue. The NW group's comments were printed in Scientific American magazine. Your laughable explanations will never make it beyond scoop. Just like your 5 point plan.  ;D

Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on July 27, 2024, 11:02:02 AM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on July 27, 2024, 10:07:33 AM
And you have repeatedly ignored experts in animal behavior as well as the post I offered by a NW USA orca group that presents intelligent, rational explanations to the orcas' behavior by people who actually are knowledgeable about the issue. The NW group's comments were printed in Scientific American magazine. Your laughable explanations will never make it beyond scoop. Just like your 5 point plan.  ;D

To be fair,  the 5 point plan has never even made it to Scoop. We eagarly await it's coming
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on July 27, 2024, 11:45:18 AM
Quote from: TAMU, Knower of Ball on July 27, 2024, 11:02:02 AM
To be fair,  the 5 point plan has never even made it to Scoop. We eagarly await it's coming

Oh, you're right! Muggsy had a hissy fit that scoopers were ridiculing it before it was fully revealed and said something about keeping it to himself. Thank you for noting my oversight, Tamu. Mea Culpa.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on July 27, 2024, 01:12:11 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 27, 2024, 08:43:14 AM
I've written extensively about the Gibraltar Orcas and have stated repeatedly they are trying to tell us something important.   This isn't just a little game they're playing for shiiiites and grins imo.

We gotta harpoon first, question motives later
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on July 27, 2024, 04:51:27 PM
Quote from: real chili 83 on July 27, 2024, 08:08:50 AM
Whale versus polar bear. Who wins?

Humans, as long as one of those idiot species croaks
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on July 27, 2024, 05:00:51 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on July 27, 2024, 01:12:11 PM
We gotta harpoon first, question motives later

Harpoon my ass. AK 15. Why screw around with 19th century equipment?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 27, 2024, 07:22:40 PM
Had my 5 point plan been enacted, Hezbollah, and their sickening murders of children today, would never have happened.  They would to put it bluntly, no longer exist.  Nor would the Mullahs,, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, etc.  Fking scumbags.   The hostages would have also come home in two days or Iran would be annexed with 0.0000 mercy. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: warriorchick on July 28, 2024, 10:25:50 AM
Quote from: real chili 83 on July 27, 2024, 08:08:50 AM
Whale versus polar bear. Who wins?

I am going with whale.  The bear will have to go into the water to engage, and then the whale can hold it under water long enough to drown it.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on July 28, 2024, 10:36:00 AM
Quote from: warriorchick on July 28, 2024, 10:25:50 AM
I am going with whale.  The bear will have to go into the water to engage, and then the whale can hold it under water long enough to drown it.

Polar Bears attack baby belugas.  :(
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on July 28, 2024, 10:43:50 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 28, 2024, 10:36:00 AM
Polar Bears attack baby belugas.  :(

Baby belugas are evil and must be destroyed
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: cheebs09 on July 28, 2024, 11:52:53 AM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on July 27, 2024, 05:00:51 PM
Harpoon my ass.

We all have our interests I guess.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on July 28, 2024, 12:41:11 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on July 28, 2024, 10:43:50 AM
Baby belugas are evil tasty and must be destroyed consumed

Fixed that for you.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on July 28, 2024, 01:56:19 PM
Quote from: cheebs09 on July 28, 2024, 11:52:53 AM
We all have our interests I guess.

Kudos! I was honestly waiting to see who would say "too easy..."  ;D

You won the prize-a one year subscription to Watchtower. PM your address and your first issue will arrive soon.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on July 28, 2024, 03:15:03 PM
Quote from: cheebs09 on July 28, 2024, 11:52:53 AM
We all have our interests I guess.
I would have went with whatever floats your boat
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on July 28, 2024, 03:25:06 PM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on July 28, 2024, 03:15:03 PM
I would have went with whatever floats your boat

Nice try, but you are not getting a subscription to Watchtower from me TSmith. I can afford only one prize, and Cheebs won it.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on July 28, 2024, 07:09:31 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on July 28, 2024, 03:25:06 PM
Nice try, but you are not getting a subscription to Watchtower from me TSmith. I can afford only one prize, and Cheebs won it.

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Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on July 29, 2024, 02:24:10 PM
(https://i.redd.it/59ehaqipbhfd1.jpeg)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on July 29, 2024, 04:23:24 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on July 25, 2024, 08:21:54 AM
No.  I know what's going on.  I think it brings more attention to our tremendous 🐋 🐋 and prime-time members of the animal kingdom.  It's just a repeated reminder they should not be mocked or disparaged.

If you accept no other advice from me ever, Muggs, please accept this:

Do not watch The Boys.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on July 29, 2024, 04:26:01 PM
Quote from: MU82 on July 29, 2024, 04:23:24 PM
If you accept no other advice from me ever, Muggs, please accept this:

Do not watch The Boys.

Ha. Now I need him to watch.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on July 29, 2024, 09:54:26 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on July 29, 2024, 04:26:01 PM
Ha. Now I need him to watch.

I would pay to watch Muggsy live tweet those episodes.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on August 13, 2024, 03:34:28 PM
Bears are kind of mean.

https://apnews.com/article/black-bear-mauling-montana-campground-0ec445bf29331b338ca17f6c91410936

https://www.yahoo.com/news/polar-bears-kill-worker-remote-160100470.html
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on August 16, 2024, 10:47:01 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/16/world/asia/japan-dolphin-attacks.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

"At the beaches along an idyllic coastal stretch of central Japan, lifeguards scan the water, poised to call swimmers back to shore at the hint of a fin. Sharp teeth bare from posters warning beachgoers to be careful because, for the third year running, there is danger in the water.

No, it's not sharks. It's dolphins. Possibly just a single lonely, sexually frustrated dolphin.

In Wakasa Bay, about 200 miles west of Tokyo, dolphin attacks have injured at least 47 people since 2022. Many of them suffered minor bites on their hands, but a few were rushed to hospitals with broken bones or wounds that needed stitches."
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: JWags85 on August 16, 2024, 01:44:56 PM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on August 16, 2024, 10:47:01 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/16/world/asia/japan-dolphin-attacks.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

"At the beaches along an idyllic coastal stretch of central Japan, lifeguards scan the water, poised to call swimmers back to shore at the hint of a fin. Sharp teeth bare from posters warning beachgoers to be careful because, for the third year running, there is danger in the water.

No, it's not sharks. It's dolphins. Possibly just a single lonely, sexually frustrated dolphin.

In Wakasa Bay, about 200 miles west of Tokyo, dolphin attacks have injured at least 47 people since 2022. Many of them suffered minor bites on their hands, but a few were rushed to hospitals with broken bones or wounds that needed stitches."

Directly north of the South side of Japan where they still do a large annual dolphin slaughter...coincidence?  I think not.  We know dolphins are vindictive
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: warriorchick on August 16, 2024, 02:00:55 PM
Quote from: JWags85 on August 16, 2024, 01:44:56 PM
Directly north of the South side of Japan where they still do a large annual dolphin slaughter...coincidence?  I think not.  We know dolphins are vindictive

And they blame fishermen for getting caught in tuna nets when it's obvious they are just not watching where they are swimming.

Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on August 21, 2024, 10:40:07 AM
 Not sure what this gal was expecting

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/nj-tiger-bridgeton-cohanzick-zoo-woman-wanted.amp
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on August 21, 2024, 12:21:02 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on August 21, 2024, 10:40:07 AM
Not sure what this gal was expecting

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/nj-tiger-bridgeton-cohanzick-zoo-woman-wanted.amp

When I saw a tiger relatively close up -- maybe 6-10 feet -- I was absolutely astonished how damn big it was.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on August 21, 2024, 03:13:13 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on August 21, 2024, 10:40:07 AM
Not sure what this gal was expecting

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/nj-tiger-bridgeton-cohanzick-zoo-woman-wanted.amp

If she had been bitten, I'm not sure her medical insurance would cover the hospital bill. Her policy might not cover acts of gross stupidity. If she goes to Yellowstone and has a chance to approach a bison, she'll almost certainly try to get a close-up selfie with her furry friend.   
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: JWags85 on August 21, 2024, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on August 21, 2024, 12:21:02 PM
When I saw a tiger relatively close up -- maybe 6-10 feet -- I was absolutely astonished how damn big it was.

People don't fully process how enormous they are.  Males are regularly around 500 lbs.  The biggest dogs you find (English Mastiffs, Great Danes, etc..) rarely are topping 200 lbs.  Its truly a massive animal.  I'm always most astounded by the size of their paws.

As always when it comes to wild animals, most people are absolute idiots
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on August 22, 2024, 05:23:32 AM
Wherever Muggsy is, I hope he is finding peace and calm.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on August 22, 2024, 10:03:07 AM
Quote from: JWags85 on August 21, 2024, 09:36:57 PM
People don't fully process how enormous they are.  Males are regularly around 500 lbs.  The biggest dogs you find (English Mastiffs, Great Danes, etc..) rarely are topping 200 lbs.  Its truly a massive animal.  I'm always most astounded by the size of their paws.

As always when it comes to wild animals, most people are absolute idiots

This applies to smaller wild animals as well. As very likable as my BIL Rich is, he has a history of umm...not being very bright around wild animals. My sister has repeatedly told him to leave the animals alone over the years. One day Rich is taking his morning walk with his favorite coffee mug in hand and wearing brand new slacks. He sees a Canadian Goose (most likely guarding a nearby nest) and mimics it's sound. The goose is immediately aloft and dive bombs Rich repeatedly. He tries to run away but stumbles and falls. The goose continues it's attack before finally letting him go.

He arrives home and, foolishly expecting sympathy, tells my sister about the ass-kicking the goose gave him and that he broke his favorite mug and tore his new slacks. Of course, she is not sympathetic and repeats her warning to leave the animals alone.

This past winter, quite a few Canadian Geese landed in their back yard one day. She took a photo on her phone and sent it to me with the message " Look who's here, waiting for Rich to come out and play."
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on August 26, 2024, 09:32:38 AM
Quote from: tower912 on August 22, 2024, 05:23:32 AM
Wherever Muggsy is, I hope he is finding peace and calm.

Ty, Tower.  I had a tremendous vacation in Nova Scotia and PEI. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on August 26, 2024, 10:33:30 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 26, 2024, 09:32:38 AM
Ty, Tower.  I had a tremendous vacation in Nova Scotia and PEI.

I love Atlantic Canada. 
Glad to hear!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on August 26, 2024, 07:07:07 PM
Apparently Missouri "officials" fat shamed and disparaged a bald eagle.  The "you're not hurt but fat" narrative is nonsense. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on August 26, 2024, 07:44:08 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 26, 2024, 07:07:07 PM
Apparently Missouri "officials" fat shamed and disparaged a bald eagle.  The "you're not hurt but fat" narrative is nonsense.

Well they ain't wrong, those things are fat and stupid
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on August 26, 2024, 08:25:20 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on August 26, 2024, 07:44:08 PM
Well they ain't wrong, those things are fat and stupid

Stop attacking the winged and avian creatures community.  They are neither fat or stupid. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: wadesworld on August 26, 2024, 08:43:32 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 26, 2024, 07:07:07 PM
Apparently Missouri "officials" fat shamed and disparaged a bald eagle.  The "you're not hurt but fat" narrative is nonsense.

It literally ate too much to be able to fly. They thought it was hurt, but when it digested the raccoon it ate it was completely fine and didn't need rehabilitation. What's the issue here?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on August 26, 2024, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 26, 2024, 08:25:20 PM
Stop attacking the winged and avian creatures community.  They are neither fat or stupid.

Then why are they too stupid to fight their own battles?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on August 27, 2024, 08:08:05 AM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on August 26, 2024, 08:50:06 PM
Then why are they too stupid to fight their own battles?

When you fish and they take hook, line and sinker, you eventually reach your daily limit and risk being caught by game warden. In Scoopdom, there are no limits.  ;D
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on August 27, 2024, 09:39:28 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 26, 2024, 08:25:20 PM
Stop attacking the winged and avian creatures community.  They are neither fat or stupid.

(https://images2.imgbox.com/c0/44/XnFQYx6l_o.png) (https://imgbox.com/XnFQYx6l)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on August 27, 2024, 05:28:04 PM
This is the last part of an article about another sailboat attacked by orcas. It will probably be waived off as just the opinion of someone who simply does not understand that the orcas off the Iberian Peninsula are definitely sending us a message, but......

Marine biologist Alex Zerbini, chair of the scientific committee at the International Whaling Commission (IWC), told the Washington Post that there is "nothing in the behaviour of the animals that suggests that they're being aggressive".

"As they play with the rudder, they don't understand that they can damage the rudder and that damaging the rudder will affect human beings. It's more playful than intentional," he added.

Nice try, but obviously Zerbini is totally clueless.

Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on August 27, 2024, 06:50:45 PM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on August 27, 2024, 09:39:28 AM
(https://images2.imgbox.com/c0/44/XnFQYx6l_o.png) (https://imgbox.com/XnFQYx6l)

Emperor Penguins deserve nothing but admiration and respect.  They are born portly to deal with the harshness of Antarctica.  Both moms and dads go through months of starvation to take care of their precious babies.  Now, I understand this one looks like it ate a couple of loaves of bread and some milkshakes, but we don't know all of the circumstances.  Anyone who mocks or ridicules an Emperor Penguin should be reprimanded harshly.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on August 27, 2024, 06:55:03 PM
What about penguins stealing and kidnapping other eggs/chicks?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on August 27, 2024, 07:56:03 PM
Quote from: tower912 on August 27, 2024, 06:55:03 PM
What about penguins stealing and kidnapping other eggs/chicks?

They live in a cutthroat world.  It's unfortunate for sure that egg swipes are tried constantly.   We're talking 30 sec situations when a Papa Emperor could lose his egg on the ice either from insane cold or poaching out of desperation.  They must protect these eggs until Mamma Emperor comes back. But it's very difficult and tragedies do occur Tower.  There is no such thing as a bad Emperor Penguin. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on August 27, 2024, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 27, 2024, 06:50:45 PM
Emperor Penguins deserve nothing but admiration and respect.  They are born portly to deal with the harshness of Antarctica.  Both moms and dads go through months of starvation to take care of their precious babies.  Now, I understand this one looks like it ate a couple of loaves of bread and some milkshakes, but we don't know all of the circumstances.  Anyone who mocks or ridicules an Emperor Penguin should be reprimanded harshly.

Explain
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: jficke13 on August 27, 2024, 08:08:48 PM
 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on August 28, 2024, 07:28:24 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 27, 2024, 07:56:03 PM
We're talking 30 sec situations when a Papa Emperor could lose his egg on the ice either from insane cold or poaching out of desperation.  They must protect these eggs until Mamma Emperor comes back.

Sounds like Papa Emperors are whipped; time for them to man up.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on August 28, 2024, 08:29:01 AM
Dolphin attacks in Japan analyzed

https://nypost.com/2024/08/27/world-news/horny-lonely-dolphin-blamed-for-attacks-on-beachgoers-in-japan/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on August 28, 2024, 02:08:13 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on August 28, 2024, 08:29:01 AM
Dolphin attacks in Japan analyzed

https://nypost.com/2024/08/27/world-news/horny-lonely-dolphin-blamed-for-attacks-on-beachgoers-in-japan/

I can hardly wait for the replies to this.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on August 28, 2024, 02:10:24 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on August 28, 2024, 02:08:13 PM
I can hardly wait for the replies to this.

There weren't many when I posted the same story, in the same topic, two weeks ago.

https://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=64217.msg1672627#msg1672627
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on August 28, 2024, 06:13:56 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on August 28, 2024, 07:28:24 AM
Sounds like Papa Emperors are whipped; time for them to man up.

They have manned up and are strong and caring fathers. They also need a little cushion in their belly when they toboggan.  They're exemplary members of the animal kingdom. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on August 28, 2024, 06:31:12 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 28, 2024, 06:13:56 PM
They have manned up and are strong and caring fathers. They also need a little cushion in their belly when they toboggan.  They're exemplary members of the animal kingdom.

Strong and caring fathers don't lose their children while their wives are away.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on September 03, 2024, 11:42:02 AM
Mountain Lion Attack in Malibu

https://nypost.com/2024/09/03/us-news/hero-dad-rescues-boy-5-from-mountain-lion-at-malibu-park/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 03, 2024, 07:07:07 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on September 03, 2024, 11:42:02 AM
Mountain Lion Attack in Malibu

https://nypost.com/2024/09/03/us-news/hero-dad-rescues-boy-5-from-mountain-lion-at-malibu-park/

Very unfortunate . 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 03, 2024, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 03, 2024, 07:07:07 PM
Very unfortunate .

Which part? If you answer both, which one is the most unfortunate?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on September 04, 2024, 05:20:32 AM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on September 03, 2024, 09:31:37 PM
Which part? If you answer both, which one is the most unfortunate?

Yeah, when I saw Muggs' comment, I had no doubt that mountain lion must have ended up dead.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 04, 2024, 06:41:59 AM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on September 04, 2024, 05:20:32 AM
Yeah, when I saw Muggs' comment, I had no doubt that mountain lion must have ended up dead.

Good.  Mountain lions are idiots
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on September 05, 2024, 07:24:00 PM
Sorry about that animal shooting spree in California, Muggsy.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 05, 2024, 07:35:10 PM
Quote from: tower912 on September 05, 2024, 07:24:00 PM
Sorry about that animal shooting spree in California, Muggsy.

Extremely upsetting.  The scumbag should live the rest of his life in excruciating pain.   
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on September 05, 2024, 07:36:20 PM
We agree.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: real chili 83 on September 07, 2024, 06:05:13 PM
Pack of Huskies eat a Leprechaun.

Leprechaun first pisses down its leg.   Then it soils. 

It's "handlers" start crying and say "why God, I thought we were your team".

Just delicious.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 07, 2024, 06:06:22 PM
Quote from: real chili 83 on September 07, 2024, 06:05:13 PM
Pack of Huskies eat a Leprechaun.

Leprechaun first pisses down its leg.   Then it soils. 

It's "handlers" start crying and say "why God, I thought we were your team".

Just delicious.

Lol.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on September 08, 2024, 08:11:54 PM
Another unfortunate Gator attack on little old lady walking her dog in Florida. near a pond. Thankfully the dog wasn't harmed.

https://nypost.com/2024/09/07/us-news/7-foot-florida-gator-takes-chunk-out-of-womans-leg-as-she-walks-her-dog/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on September 09, 2024, 01:57:00 PM
Golden eagle attacking people in Norway. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on September 09, 2024, 05:41:24 PM
Quote from: tower912 on September 09, 2024, 01:57:00 PM
Golden eagle attacking people in Norway.
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/golden-eagle-attacks-toddler-others-norway-kept-coming-back/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 09, 2024, 06:10:13 PM
Quote from: tower912 on September 09, 2024, 01:57:00 PM
Golden eagle attacking people in Norway.

The Norwegian ornothologists haven't said much.  They could have a food source issue.  Their zoomability is a problem if they're just attacking relentlessly without warning.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 09, 2024, 06:10:57 PM
Quote from: tower912 on September 09, 2024, 01:57:00 PM
Golden eagle attacking people in Norway.

Shoot it
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 09, 2024, 06:17:19 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 09, 2024, 06:10:57 PM
Shoot it

Let's just calm down.  Their diving speed  can reach 200 mph.  These aren't exactly 90 yr old humans  using walkers.   It's unfortunate they are angry and stressed out. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 09, 2024, 06:29:45 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 09, 2024, 06:17:19 PM
Let's just caln down.  Their diving speed  can reach 200 mph.  These aren't exactly 90 yr old humans  using walkers.   It's unfortunate they are angry and stressed out.

Shoot them
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 09, 2024, 09:24:12 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 09, 2024, 06:29:45 PM
Shoot them

The Spirit Shop could sell taxidermic ones for Marquette fans to wear like the Packers' Cheeseheads.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 09, 2024, 09:44:48 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on September 09, 2024, 09:24:12 PM
The Spirit Shop could sell taxidermic ones for Marquette fans to wear like the Packers' Cheeseheads.

The vast majority of Golden Eagle deaths are because of humans.  And there are roughly 130K left.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on September 10, 2024, 06:36:57 AM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on September 09, 2024, 09:24:12 PM
The Spirit Shop could sell taxidermic ones for Marquette fans to wear like the Packers' Cheeseheads.
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 09, 2024, 09:44:48 PM
The vast majority of Golden Eagle deaths are because of humans.  And there are roughly 130K left.

That's enough that Marquette could sponsor a giveaway. Imagine walking into Fiserv and there's a Golden Eagle hat sitting on each seat.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 10, 2024, 06:38:05 AM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on September 10, 2024, 06:36:57 AM
That's enough that Marquette could sponsor a giveaway. Imagine walking into Fiserv and there's a Golden Eagle hat sitting on each seat.

That would be incredible. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on September 10, 2024, 06:44:45 AM
Everybody wears them and the person behind can't see.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: cheebs09 on September 10, 2024, 09:17:00 AM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on September 10, 2024, 06:36:57 AM
That's enough that Marquette could sponsor a giveaway. Imagine walking into Fiserv and there's a Golden Eagle hat sitting on each seat.

The sweater vests might throw them onto the court.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 10, 2024, 09:23:38 AM
Quote from: tower912 on September 10, 2024, 06:44:45 AM
Everybody wears them and the person behind can't see.

Good point. How about if Marquette's engineering students create a drone/golden eagle with a carcass that soars through the Fiserv and that could be directed to dive at opposing coaches? We saw Cooley's reaction to a little bat at the Bradley Center. Imagine Hurley running for cover as the eagle comes within an inch of his noggin. The eagle could also fly right in front of the post just as opponents release the ball on FT attempts. I think we would get called for a T if the eagle flew over the court, but maybe it could buzz the opponent's bench.

Edit: He needs a name. Jacques? Spike?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: cheebs09 on September 10, 2024, 09:57:40 AM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on September 10, 2024, 09:23:38 AM
Good point. How about if Marquette's engineering students create a drone/golden eagle with a carcass that soars through the Fiserv and that could be directed to dive at opposing coaches? We saw Cooley's reaction to a little bat at the Bradley Center. Imagine Hurley running for cover as the eagle comes within an inch of his noggin. The eagle could also fly right in front of the post just as opponents release the ball on FT attempts. I think we would get called for a T if the eagle flew over the court, but maybe it could buzz the opponent's bench.

Edit: He needs a name. Jacques? Spike?

Could put the mascot of our opponent in its talons too.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on September 10, 2024, 09:58:59 AM
Representing even more animal attacks.   Tsk.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 10, 2024, 10:18:55 AM
Quote from: tower912 on September 10, 2024, 09:58:59 AM
Representing even more animal attacks.   Tsk.

OK, OK. How about that creepy Providence friar? Or Xavier's and Seton Hall's mascots?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on September 10, 2024, 10:40:38 AM
Throw in SJU.   Wreck them all.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on September 11, 2024, 04:42:13 PM
Otters suck.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/09/11/otters-attack-malaysian-jogger/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 11, 2024, 06:53:39 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on September 11, 2024, 04:42:13 PM
Otters suck.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/09/11/otters-attack-malaysian-jogger/

River Otters are vastly different than Sea Otters.  This was extremely unfortunate. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on September 11, 2024, 07:18:29 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on September 11, 2024, 04:42:13 PM
Otters suck.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/09/11/otters-attack-malaysian-jogger/
(https://blogs.loc.gov/now-see-hear/files/2022/03/otter2-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 11, 2024, 07:29:32 PM
Like other animals that attack humans-bears, river otters, mountain lions, and alligators, they should be "taken out". Regardless of the reasons for the attacks-being "provoked" like Muggsy immediately suggested after an alligator chomped a woman in half, or idiots who try to get in close for a photo of those oh-so-cute cubs, the animals that attack are now at risk of being repeat offenders. I still cannot believe that Muggsy was still questioning why that gator had to be put down. I mean, is there an alligator behavioral rehabilitation center somewhere? Jeezus! The same guy continued to float his theory repeatedly that orcas were attacking sailboats to send us a message, even though experts who actually know something about the orcas' behavior came up with theories actually based on knowledge. Imagine that!

So exactly what is unfortunate? I poised that question to Muggsy regarding the mountain lion attack on the young boy and asked him, if saying both the attack on the boy and the killing of the lion were unfortunate, which one was more unfortunate. He never answered.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on September 11, 2024, 07:32:52 PM
I expect the dogs and cats near Springfield to start fighting back soon.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 11, 2024, 07:51:51 PM
Quote from: tower912 on September 11, 2024, 07:32:52 PM
I expect the dogs and cats near Springfield to start fighting back soon.

Childless cat ladies are furious
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on September 12, 2024, 09:02:17 AM
Quote from: tower912 on September 11, 2024, 07:32:52 PM
I expect the dogs and cats near Springfield to start fighting back soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX8sSIEXvQQ
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 12, 2024, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Spotcheck Billy on September 12, 2024, 09:02:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX8sSIEXvQQ

;D Trump has always loved poosies. Had to spell it differently due to electronic censoring (surprise!). It changed what I spelled out to "hairy wet cats" in preview.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on September 12, 2024, 06:10:05 PM
Quote from: tower912 on September 11, 2024, 07:32:52 PM
I expect the dogs and cats near Springfield to start fighting back soon.

https://x.com/HankAzaria/status/1834310759557316792
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on September 13, 2024, 11:00:22 AM
Is it bad when a presidential ticket gins up a baseless, racist rumor? Is that bad? When the Vice-Presidential candidate is told the rumor is false, and he tells his followers to keep repeating it anyway, is that bad?

And when the Presidential candidate does just that, keeps repeating the racist lie despite being informed its false, is that bad? And when that inspires their followers to call in a terroristic bomb threat to an elementary school, is that bad?

Certainly this isn't enough to disqualify them from even running, is it? 'Cause, you know, who can even say if this is bad or not?

Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on September 13, 2024, 11:35:53 AM
Not as bad as a presidential ticket lying about how a young child was killed in the same community, even though the father of that child has asked repeatedly for them to stop lying.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on September 13, 2024, 11:52:43 AM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on September 13, 2024, 11:35:53 AM
Not as bad as a presidential ticket lying about how a young child was killed in the same community, even though the father of that child has asked repeatedly for them to stop lying.

Where have we seen this before?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Seth_Rich
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on September 13, 2024, 12:33:40 PM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on September 13, 2024, 11:00:22 AM
Is it bad when a presidential ticket gins up a baseless, racist rumor? Is that bad? When the Vice-Presidential candidate is told the rumor is false, and he tells his followers to keep repeating it anyway, is that bad?

And when the Presidential candidate does just that, keeps repeating the racist lie despite being informed its false, is that bad? And when that inspires their followers to call in a terroristic bomb threat to an elementary school, is that bad?

Certainly this isn't enough to disqualify them from even running, is it? 'Cause, you know, who can even say if this is bad or not?

Is it bad when the baseless, racist rumors you amplify have real-world consequences?


Two Springfield City School District elementary schools were evacuated and a middle school was closed Friday morning after threats against the buildings were made, according to school officials.

Friday marks the second day in a row that Springfield public school students were evacuated after the city gained national attention for unfounded right-wing rumors about the community's Haitian immigrant population.
On Thursday, Springfield City Hall and Fulton Elementary School were evacuated after bomb threats were sent to multiple city facilities, officials said. Every Clark County building was also closed Thursday out of "an abundance of caution," county officials said.
Thursday's evacuation of Fulton Elementary School was based on information received from the state fire marshal, school officials said.
A copy of Thursday's bomb threat acquired by the USA Today Network disparaged Springfield's Haitian community and referenced false claims, spread by prominent conservative figures like former president Donald Trump, that immigrants were eating pets and wildlife.


https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/local/2024/09/13/two-springfield-schools-evacuated-one-closed-after-police-warning/75204532007/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on September 13, 2024, 12:46:20 PM
Damn...I always enjoyed this thread. RIP Animal Attacks. Looking forward to Animal Attacks 2.0.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: dgies9156 on September 13, 2024, 12:57:15 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on September 13, 2024, 12:33:40 PM
Is it bad when the baseless, racist rumors you amplify have real-world consequences?


Two Springfield City School District elementary schools were evacuated and a middle school was closed Friday morning after threats against the buildings were made, according to school officials.

Friday marks the second day in a row that Springfield public school students were evacuated after the city gained national attention for unfounded right-wing rumors about the community's Haitian immigrant population.
On Thursday, Springfield City Hall and Fulton Elementary School were evacuated after bomb threats were sent to multiple city facilities, officials said. Every Clark County building was also closed Thursday out of "an abundance of caution," county officials said.
Thursday's evacuation of Fulton Elementary School was based on information received from the state fire marshal, school officials said.
A copy of Thursday's bomb threat acquired by the USA Today Network disparaged Springfield's Haitian community and referenced false claims, spread by prominent conservative figures like former president Donald Trump, that immigrants were eating pets and wildlife.


https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/local/2024/09/13/two-springfield-schools-evacuated-one-closed-after-police-warning/75204532007/

Years ago, Mike Royko wrote a column for the Sun-Times about how things were done in Springfield, IL -- bribery!

A couple of weeks later, women who supported ratification of the Equal Rights Amendment actually tried to bribe an Illinois legislature, taking Mr. Royko's advice to heart.

Should Mr. Royko have been indicted for conspiracy to commit bribery? Of course not (even thought my Dad thought so)!

Same here. If someone is stupid enough to phone in or otherwise make a threat against a public school, it's their stupidity. A political candidate can say something stupid but if he or she doesn't commit the act, or openly conspire to encourage someone to do it, it aint their fault.

Period.

Regardless of party, political philosophy or social bent!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on September 13, 2024, 12:59:59 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on September 13, 2024, 12:33:40 PM
Is it bad when the baseless, racist rumors you amplify have real-world consequences?


Do we know if it's bad if you and the local neo-Nazi group are both amplifying the baseless, racist rumors? Is that bad?

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-fringe-online-claim-immigrants-eating-pets-debate-trump-rcna170759
"Blood Tribe, a national neo-Nazi group, was among the early purveyors of the rumor in August, posting about it on Gab and Telegram, social networks popular with extremists. While the group's leader has taken credit for Trump's indulgence of the claims, Blood Tribe's reach is unknown; its accounts on those sites have fewer than 1,000 followers."

Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on September 13, 2024, 01:50:50 PM
Quote from: dgies9156 on September 13, 2024, 12:57:15 PM
Years ago, Mike Royko wrote a column for the Sun-Times about how things were done in Springfield, IL -- bribery!

A couple of weeks later, women who supported ratification of the Equal Rights Amendment actually tried to bribe an Illinois legislature, taking Mr. Royko's advice to heart.

Should Mr. Royko have been indicted for conspiracy to commit bribery? Of course not (even thought my Dad thought so)!

Same here. If someone is stupid enough to phone in or otherwise make a threat against a public school, it's their stupidity. A political candidate can say something stupid but if he or she doesn't commit the act, or openly conspire to encourage someone to do it, it aint their fault.

Period.

Regardless of party, political philosophy or social bent!

Yes, when you baselessly rile up the hate in supporters to the point that they make terroristic threats to elementary schools, you bear no responsibility. In fact, you should double and triple down.

(https://images2.imgbox.com/fe/65/axuwwbrD_o.png) (https://imgbox.com/axuwwbrD)

Yes, indeed.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: dgies9156 on September 13, 2024, 02:42:35 PM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on September 13, 2024, 01:50:50 PM
Yes, when you baselessly rile up the hate in supporters to the point that they make terroristic threats to elementary schools, you bear no responsibility. In fact, you should double and triple down.

(https://images2.imgbox.com/fe/65/axuwwbrD_o.png) (https://imgbox.com/axuwwbrD)

Yes, indeed.

I didn't say that either.

Last time I checked, the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America didn't have a stupidity limitation.

I also learned in Roman Catholic schools that God gave us all a free will. We were give logic and insight to guide us. Both are part of the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit. If someone elects to ignore wisdom, understanding and knowledge, it's their problem. But it is not a violation of federal or state law.



Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on September 13, 2024, 02:49:44 PM
Quote from: dgies9156 on September 13, 2024, 12:57:15 PM
Years ago, Mike Royko wrote a column for the Sun-Times about how things were done in Springfield, IL -- bribery!

A couple of weeks later, women who supported ratification of the Equal Rights Amendment actually tried to bribe an Illinois legislature, taking Mr. Royko's advice to heart.

Should Mr. Royko have been indicted for conspiracy to commit bribery? Of course not (even thought my Dad thought so)!

Same here. If someone is stupid enough to phone in or otherwise make a threat against a public school, it's their stupidity. A political candidate can say something stupid but if he or she doesn't commit the act, or openly conspire to encourage someone to do it, it aint their fault.

Period.

Regardless of party, political philosophy or social bent!

This is such an insincere rationalization, dgies.
And who said anything about indictments?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 13, 2024, 02:52:34 PM
Muggsy, this has always been your thread. Man up and save it from the political discussions here. I think you and I can agree that we do not want to see the thread go rockylocky.

How about your comments on the story about an orca tossing a baby seal 70-80' in the air? Or maybe you could reply to my question regarding which is more "unfortunate"-the mauling of the small boy or the killing of the mountain lion that attacked him?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: dgies9156 on September 13, 2024, 02:53:48 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on September 13, 2024, 02:52:34 PM
Muggsy, this has always been your thread. Man up and save it from the political discussions here. I think you and I can agree that we do not want to see the thread go rockylocky.

How about your comments on the story about an orca tossing a baby seal 70-80' in the air? Or maybe you could reply to my question regarding which is more "unfortunate"-the mauling of the small boy or the killing of the mountain lion that attacked him?

Or starving manatees in the Indian River.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 13, 2024, 02:56:16 PM
Quote from: dgies9156 on September 13, 2024, 02:53:48 PM
Or starving manatees in the Indian River.

YES! Thanks for your help in getting back to very serious issues here, dgies.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on September 13, 2024, 02:57:57 PM
I knocked down a lot of birdies and an eagle today.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 13, 2024, 02:59:58 PM
Quote from: tower912 on September 13, 2024, 02:57:57 PM
I knocked down a lot of birdies and an eagle today.

Umm...OK, but you can do much better than this Tower. Be a pal and try again.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: dgies9156 on September 13, 2024, 03:27:40 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on September 13, 2024, 02:49:44 PM
And who said anything about indictments?

Well, what were you implying then?

Your prose suggested criminal conspiracy, if not complicity.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on September 13, 2024, 04:20:04 PM
More River Otter Attacks
https://nypost.com/2024/09/13/us-news/river-otter-drags-child-underwater-attacks-family-at-marina/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 13, 2024, 04:37:55 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on September 13, 2024, 04:20:04 PM
More River Otter Attacks
https://nypost.com/2024/09/13/us-news/river-otter-drags-child-underwater-attacks-family-at-marina/

Glad that they will be trapped and taken out. Enough silly-ass talk about animals that attack being angry, frustrated, sending us "messages"  ::) ::) etc. in an attempt to excuse their attacks. There are plenty of animal species that co-exist with humans in urban settings. Better to trap and relocate river otters now rather than trapping them after an attack.

Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 13, 2024, 06:12:41 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on September 13, 2024, 04:37:55 PM
Glad that they will be trapped and taken out. Enough silly-ass talk about animals that attack being angry, frustrated, sending us "messages"  ::) ::) etc. in an attempt to excuse their attacks. There are plenty of animal species that co-exist with humans in urban settings. Better to trap and relocate river otters now rather than trapping them after an attack.

The river otter overreacted. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on September 13, 2024, 06:13:41 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 13, 2024, 06:12:41 PM
The river otter overreacted.

Nothing the wood chipper from Fargo cant fix.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 13, 2024, 07:25:16 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 13, 2024, 06:12:41 PM
The river otter overreacted.

I'm guessing you did not bother to read the entire article that Herman attached. It also referred to the 8 otters that attacked the jogger in Malaysia and a kayaker that was attacked by otters that she described as "vicious and malicious". About half of one of her ears was chewed off and she was airlifted to the hospital for treatment of other injuries.

So, the otter overreacted, huh? Really "unfortunate", don't you think? Let the little guy go. He realizes his error and is truly sorry for what he did.

Edit: You stated that the otter overreacted. Your typical M.O. is "I said it, therefore it is true". Got anything else besides that to back up your certitude that the otter overreacted? Are you communicating with it telepathically?   ;D
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on September 14, 2024, 05:03:13 AM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on September 13, 2024, 07:25:16 PM
I'm guessing you did not bother to read the entire article that Herman attached. It also referred to the 8 otters that attacked the jogger in Malaysia and a kayaker that was attacked by otters that she described as "vicious and malicious". About half of one of her ears was chewed off and she was airlifted to the hospital for treatment of other injuries.

So, the otter overreacted, huh? Really "unfortunate", don't you think? Let the little guy go. He realizes his error and is truly sorry for what he did.

Edit: You stated that the otter overreacted. Your typical M.O. is "I said it, therefore it is true". Got anything else besides that to back up your certitude that the otter overreacted? Are you communicating with it telepathically?   ;D
The jogger failed to quickly obey the river otter's order
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: dgies9156 on September 14, 2024, 10:22:46 AM
Quote from: lawdog77 on September 14, 2024, 05:03:13 AM
The jogger failed to quickly obey the river otter's order

We have river otters all over the place down here. In our old house, we would see them migrate through our yard from a neighborhood pond to the Indian River.

In our current house, we see them less so. Far less attractive than sea otters.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 14, 2024, 10:32:24 AM
Quote from: dgies9156 on September 14, 2024, 10:22:46 AM
We have river otters all over the place down here. In our old house, we would see them migrate through our yard from a neighborhood pond to the Indian River.

In our current house, we see them less so. Far less attractive than sea otters.

Well sea otter pups won the genetic lottery brother dgies. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on September 14, 2024, 10:56:53 AM
Quote from: lawdog77 on September 14, 2024, 05:03:13 AM
The jogger failed to quickly obey the river otter's order

Underrated comment
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: cheebs09 on September 14, 2024, 01:47:28 PM
An elephant is stomping a badger in Madison. It's beautiful.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 14, 2024, 02:02:59 PM
Quote from: cheebs09 on September 14, 2024, 01:47:28 PM
An elephant is stomping a badger in Madison. It's beautiful.

🐘
:)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 15, 2024, 11:11:14 AM
If this RFK whale story is true I would lock him up for the rest of his life.  No insane asylum, Shawshank type prison. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on September 15, 2024, 04:12:38 PM
You have a bizarre value system
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on September 15, 2024, 04:18:57 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 15, 2024, 11:11:14 AM
If this RFK whale story is true I would lock him up for the rest of his life.  No insane asylum, Shawshank type prison.

The line for no mercy shawshank is potentially decapitating some stupid fat whale??

Sounds rational.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on September 15, 2024, 04:20:34 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on September 15, 2024, 04:18:57 PM
The line for no mercy shawshank is potentially decapitating some stupid fat whale??

Sounds rational.

A dead whale at that.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: forgetful on September 15, 2024, 04:24:36 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 15, 2024, 11:11:14 AM
If this RFK whale story is true I would lock him up for the rest of his life.  No insane asylum, Shawshank type prison.

While others have commented on your extreme take regarding the punishment. The story does highlight what most already knew, RFK is a deranged lunatic.

No rational person would work with him, or give such a dangerous lunatic a platform to speak from, or celebrate him.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 15, 2024, 04:43:58 PM
Quote from: forgetful on September 15, 2024, 04:24:36 PM
While others have commented on your extreme take regarding the punishment. The story does highlight what most already knew, RFK is a deranged lunatic.

No rational person would work with him, or give such a dangerous lunatic a platform to speak from, or celebrate him.

If true he's a fking whacko pos.  I don't care if the whale was dead.  If I was in charge he'd suffer extreme consequences.  I'll just leave it at that. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on September 15, 2024, 04:44:11 PM
Quote from: forgetful on September 15, 2024, 04:24:36 PM
While others have commented on your extreme take regarding the punishment. The story does highlight what most already knew, RFK is a deranged lunatic.

No rational person would work with him, or give such a dangerous lunatic a platform to speak from, or celebrate him.

What about the kind of person that won't disavow terrorist threats against hospitals and elementary schools?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on September 15, 2024, 04:49:56 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 15, 2024, 04:43:58 PM
If true he's a fking whacko pos.  I don't care if the whale was dead.  If I was in charge he'd suffer extreme consequences.  I'll just leave it at that. 

Wierd.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 15, 2024, 04:55:44 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 15, 2024, 04:43:58 PM
If true he's a fking whacko pos.  I don't care if the whale was dead.  If I was in charge he'd suffer extreme consequences.  I'll just leave it at that. 

Quote from: MuggsyB on September 15, 2024, 11:11:14 AM
If this RFK whale story is true I would lock him up for the rest of his life.  No insane asylum, Shawshank type prison.

Nah. Let the pack of 8 Malaysian otters tear him to pieces.

So..."no insane asylum" for RFK from a guy who thinks moose should be allowed to kill people with "no mercy", insists that the orcas are "sending us a message" despite multiple experts' opinions to the contrary, and who wanted a "thorough investigation" into why an alligator that chomped a woman in half was killed. And that's just a small sample of your oh-so-rational pronouncements.

Oh...and your "If I was in charge".... ;D ;D ;D  You are not, never were, and never will be. THANK GOD!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on September 15, 2024, 10:17:02 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 15, 2024, 04:43:58 PM
If true he's a fking whacko pos.  I don't care if the whale was dead.  If I was in charge he'd suffer extreme consequences.  I'll just leave it at that.

The guy had been peddling vaccine misinformation for a decade, causing who knows how many children to become ill. He was a POS long before this.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on September 16, 2024, 09:05:47 AM
A squirrel committed suicide with my front tire on Springdale Rd this morning.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on September 16, 2024, 09:44:53 AM
Quote from: Spotcheck Billy on September 16, 2024, 09:05:47 AM
A squirrel committed suicide with my front tire on Springdale Rd this morning.

Always-rational Muggsy will be calling for you to be imprisoned soon
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: ATL MU Warrior on September 16, 2024, 09:54:18 AM
I massacred 3 Joro spiders I found in my back yard this morning.  Should I not have done that or do spiders not count as an animal because they are icky rather than cuddly? 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on September 16, 2024, 10:01:29 AM
Quote from: ATL MU Warrior on September 16, 2024, 09:54:18 AM
I massacred 3 Joro spiders I found in my back yard this morning.  Should I not have done that or do spiders not count as an animal because they are icky rather than cuddly?

Invasive species smushing is always acceptable.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on September 16, 2024, 10:18:17 AM
Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on September 16, 2024, 10:01:29 AM
Invasive species smushing is always acceptable.
https://nypost.com/2024/09/13/world-news/volaris-airline-passengers-visited-by-swarm-of-flying-bugs-before-take-off/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 16, 2024, 03:48:50 PM
Quote from: ATL MU Warrior on September 16, 2024, 09:54:18 AM
I massacred 3 Joro spiders I found in my back yard this morning.  Should I not have done that or do spiders not count as an animal because they are icky rather than cuddly?

I like Joro 🕷 🕷.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on September 16, 2024, 03:53:31 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 16, 2024, 03:48:50 PM
I like Joro 🕷 🕷.
So do many others:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7oWFLWoEgU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7oWFLWoEgU)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 16, 2024, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: lawdog77 on September 16, 2024, 03:53:31 PM
So do many others:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7oWFLWoEgU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7oWFLWoEgU)

Joro's can produce 9 foot webs.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on September 17, 2024, 10:03:44 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/wunkus/comments/1fi8uea/biopic_wunker/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: dgies9156 on September 17, 2024, 10:47:17 AM
And I wacked a couple of cockroaches, Florida's second most populus animal after alligators.

Those cockroaches deserved their fate. Entering my home uninvited!

I stood my ground with the cockroaches.

That's LEGAL IN FLORIDA!!!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on September 17, 2024, 11:18:11 AM
Quote from: dgies9156 on September 17, 2024, 10:47:17 AM
And I wacked a couple of cockroaches, Florida's second most populus animal after alligators.

Those cockroaches deserved their fate. Entering my home uninvited!

I stood my ground with the cockroaches.

That's LEGAL IN FLORIDA!!!

Mugs,

We thinking jail, Shawshank style?

Or Death row?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 17, 2024, 11:27:10 AM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on September 17, 2024, 11:18:11 AM
Mugs,

We thinking jail, Shawshank style?

Or Death row?

Feed the next cockroach invaders to that Malaysian gang, The Rotter Otter 8. Dgies gets a pass...this time.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 17, 2024, 08:49:17 PM
Quote from: dgies9156 on September 17, 2024, 10:47:17 AM
And I wacked a couple of cockroaches, Florida's second most populus animal after alligators.

Those cockroaches deserved their fate. Entering my home uninvited!

I stood my ground with the cockroaches.

That's LEGAL IN FLORIDA!!!

You're forgiven brother dgies. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on September 18, 2024, 03:25:20 PM
https://www.woodtv.com/news/grand-rapids/animal-control-takes-huskies-after-cat-killed-in-grand-rapids/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on September 18, 2024, 03:32:10 PM
Quote from: tower912 on September 18, 2024, 03:25:20 PM
https://www.woodtv.com/news/grand-rapids/animal-control-takes-huskies-after-cat-killed-in-grand-rapids/
Irresponsible dog owners . Can't have free range dogs in the modern era , especially in urban settings.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on September 18, 2024, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: tower912 on September 18, 2024, 03:25:20 PM
https://www.woodtv.com/news/grand-rapids/animal-control-takes-huskies-after-cat-killed-in-grand-rapids/

Typical Siberian immigrants.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on September 18, 2024, 04:13:23 PM
Good job, kid.
And another stupid bear bringing claws to a gunfight.

A 12-year-old Wisconsin boy heroically shot and killed a 200-pound black bear that was mauling his dad while pinning him to the ground.
Owen Beierman shot the bear in its vitals, saving his 43-year-old dad, Ryan Beierman, as he was being bitten in the face in the attack in woods near the family's western Wisconsin cabin, the dad told the Minnesota Star Tribune.


https://www.startribune.com/owen-was-a-hero-how-a-12-year-old-saved-his-dads-life-with-a-clutch-shot-during-a-bear-attack/601146508
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 18, 2024, 06:05:49 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on September 18, 2024, 03:32:10 PM
Irresponsible dog owners . Can't have free range dogs in the modern era , especially in urban settings.

Got a lot of them out here in our rural county. Mostly hounds who are the friendliest, laid-back breed group that there is. Except for rabbits hiding from Beagles, no one is afraid of them. Beagles go into an entirely different level of consciousness (or whatever the Hell it is) the moment they spot a rabbit. Over 500 years of breeding for that characteristic will do that.

You city slickers have a nice evening. Rush hour is over here, and there were at least a dozen vehicles that drove by. Damn!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 26, 2024, 08:17:20 PM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on August 27, 2024, 09:39:28 AM
(https://images2.imgbox.com/c0/44/XnFQYx6l_o.png) (https://imgbox.com/XnFQYx6l)

Okay.  I will admit Pesto the Penguin has a bit of a weight issue.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on October 08, 2024, 05:53:23 PM
The raccoons are organizing.

Video shows nearly 100 hungry raccoons − some allegedly aggressive – swarm a Washington state woman's home last week in broad daylight looking for their next meal.
The animals were captured on film after the resident from Kitsap County, across Puget Sound from Seattle, called 911 when the mammals surrounded her rural home preventing her from leaving the property, officials said.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/video-shows-nearly-100-raccoons-204532016.html
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on October 08, 2024, 05:55:16 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on October 08, 2024, 05:53:23 PM
The raccoons are organizing.

Video shows nearly 100 hungry raccoons − some allegedly aggressive – swarm a Washington state woman's home last week in broad daylight looking for their next meal.
The animals were captured on film after the resident from Kitsap County, across Puget Sound from Seattle, called 911 when the mammals surrounded her rural home preventing her from leaving the property, officials said.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/video-shows-nearly-100-raccoons-204532016.html

Probably Central American raccoons
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on October 08, 2024, 05:59:09 PM
Should just spray chemicals til all those idiots drop dead
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on October 11, 2024, 08:59:32 PM
Hurricane relating flooding and alligator attacks in Florida
https://nypost.com/2024/10/10/us-news/wildlife-expert-warns-milton-victims-to-watch-out-for-gators/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on October 11, 2024, 09:01:17 PM
Gatorcane
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on October 22, 2024, 12:13:33 PM
Kind of surprising ,Dolphins are usually one of the good guys of the animal world.

https://nypost.com/2024/10/21/world-news/man-lucky-to-be-alive-after-sexually-frustrated-dolphin-attacked-him-while-swimming/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on November 02, 2024, 08:00:41 PM
Inverse animal attack. State of NY attacks squirrel

https://nypost.com/2024/11/02/us-news/caretaker-of-peanut-the-squirrelreeling-over-five-hour-raid-of-his-house/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on November 02, 2024, 08:39:07 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on November 02, 2024, 08:00:41 PMInverse animal attack. State of NY attacks squirrel

https://nypost.com/2024/11/02/us-news/caretaker-of-peanut-the-squirrelreeling-over-five-hour-raid-of-his-house/

Disturbing story.  Very upsetting. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on November 07, 2024, 02:01:09 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on November 02, 2024, 08:39:07 PMDisturbing story.  Very upsetting. 

Squirrels main purpose are for letting kids test out their BB guns.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on November 07, 2024, 04:18:08 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on November 07, 2024, 02:01:09 PMSquirrels main purpose are for letting kids test out their BB guns.

Squirrels are tremendous athletes with insane hops and speed.  They can also zig-zag.  Stop attacking them unprovoked. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on November 07, 2024, 04:25:52 PM
NYC kills tens of thousands of rats every year and people cheer it on. But kill one rat with a fluffy tail, and suddenly they're the bad guy.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on November 07, 2024, 04:36:15 PM
P-Nut was a rescue squirrel.  And a member of their family.  He lived with them for 6 years.  The whole thing was totally unacceptable. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Hards Alumni on November 07, 2024, 04:39:26 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on November 07, 2024, 04:25:52 PMNYC kills tens of thousands of rats every year and people cheer it on. But kill one rat with a fluffy tail, and suddenly they're the bad guy.

Wait until you hear how many dogs the police execute annually...
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocky_warrior on November 07, 2024, 07:19:04 PM
I'm pretty much a squirrel terminator myself.  I've got ground squirrels that like to build their tunnels and dig up rocks on my septic leach field. Probably killed about a dozen this year.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on November 07, 2024, 07:26:04 PM
Quote from: rocky_warrior on November 07, 2024, 07:19:04 PMI'm pretty much a squirrel terminator myself.  I've got ground squirrels that like to build their tunnels and dig up rocks on my septic leach field. Probably killed about a dozen this year.

Excellent.  Introduce them to darkness
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on November 07, 2024, 07:29:10 PM
Quote from: rocky_warrior on November 07, 2024, 07:19:04 PMI'm pretty much a squirrel terminator myself.  I've got ground squirrels that like to build their tunnels and dig up rocks on my septic leach field. Probably killed about a dozen this year.

Be kind to the animals sharing your property.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocky_warrior on November 07, 2024, 07:46:39 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on November 07, 2024, 07:29:10 PMBe kind to the animals sharing your property.

I appreciate the moose, elk, deer, bears, mountain lions, fox, bobcats, lynx, even the bunnies. 

But the rats of the trees (and ground) digging up a $20k septic system need to die.

Edit:  Whoops, left out the wild turkeys.  They're a hoot!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on November 07, 2024, 07:49:24 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: swoopem on November 07, 2024, 08:21:48 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on November 07, 2024, 07:29:10 PMBe kind to the animals sharing your property.

I've declared war on raccoons. They're winning. I've only caught one but I know there's more.

I also caught a possum but I let him go
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on November 07, 2024, 08:30:17 PM
Quote from: rocky_warrior on November 07, 2024, 07:46:39 PMI appreciate the moose, elk, deer, bears, mountain lions, fox, bobcats, lynx, even the bunnies. 

But the rats of the trees (and ground) digging up a $20k septic system need to die.

Edit:  Whoops, left out the wild turkeys.  They're a hoot!

Tree rat is a bit harsh.  Squirrels have a lot of personality. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocky_warrior on November 07, 2024, 08:37:17 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on November 07, 2024, 08:30:17 PMTree rat is a bit harsh.  Squirrels have a lot of personality. 

They can take their personality the the other few acres of my property. I'm reserving 1000sq feet of leach field for myself. And they've paid the price for intruding.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on November 07, 2024, 09:17:00 PM
Quote from: rocky_warrior on November 07, 2024, 07:19:04 PMI'm pretty much a squirrel terminator myself.  I've got ground squirrels that like to build their tunnels and dig up rocks on my septic leach field. Probably killed about a dozen this year.

Throttle them. Go full Medieval. Nuke them.

Assassinate their leader and the others will surrender immediately. I assure you that they will. People who do not believe that have their heads up their asses.

Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocky_warrior on November 07, 2024, 09:51:26 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on November 07, 2024, 09:17:00 PMMedieval.

Rest assured, I've stuck to medieval methods.  Most have died via the guillotine (look up the tomcat tunnel, I've caught 2 at a time twice).

The rest, and really stubborn ones I've smoked out (actually, smoked dead.  Look up "Atlas the giant destroyer")
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on November 07, 2024, 09:53:06 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on November 07, 2024, 04:18:08 PMSquirrels are tremendous athletes with insane hops and speed.  They can also zig-zag.  Stop attacking them unprovoked. 

Squirrels are dumb road kill.

You need to stop being a scrooge to our youth. The kids need to have fun.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: forgetful on November 07, 2024, 10:29:12 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on November 07, 2024, 08:30:17 PMTree rat is a bit harsh.  Squirrels have a lot of personality. 

Rats have lots of personality too. Some animals are pests and need to die.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on November 08, 2024, 04:51:12 AM
Squirrels do a number on my bird feeders no matter what the wife and I do to keep them out.

Poor Peanut!
(I saw that story over the weekend because the guy if from Norwalk, CT before moving to upstate NY )
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on November 08, 2024, 11:59:06 AM
 https://nypost.com/2024/10/27/us-news/ape-bites-off-zoo-workers-thumb-at-feeding-time-report/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on November 08, 2024, 12:14:37 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on November 08, 2024, 11:59:06 AMhttps://nypost.com/2024/10/27/us-news/ape-bites-off-zoo-workers-thumb-at-feeding-time-report/

I give this story a 1/2 thumbs up.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: real chili 83 on November 08, 2024, 01:59:28 PM
Nothing like a pellet gun with a scope when it comes to squirrels. More fun than a fella should be allowed.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: JWags85 on November 08, 2024, 04:02:51 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on November 08, 2024, 12:14:37 PMI give this story a 1/2 thumbs up.

Glad to hear Jason Pierre Paul is a Scooper
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on November 08, 2024, 04:42:56 PM
A lot of anti-squirrel venom here.  Remember, while they can cause some havoc in certain scenarios, they are innocent creatures.  Regardless, this is a separate discussion from the murder of P-Nut. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on November 08, 2024, 04:47:39 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on November 08, 2024, 04:42:56 PMA lot of anti-squirrel venom here.  Remember, while they can cause some havoc in certain scenarios, they are innocent creatures.  Regardless, this is a separate discussion from the murder of P-Nut. 

That stupid thing bit someone.  It got what it deserved
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on November 08, 2024, 04:54:43 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on November 08, 2024, 04:47:39 PMThat stupid thing bit someone.  It got what it deserved

P-Nut was terrified and I don't blame him.  He lived peacefully for 7 years with his caretakers. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on November 08, 2024, 05:00:04 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on November 08, 2024, 04:54:43 PMP-Nut was terrified and I don't blame him.  He lived peacefully for 7 years with his caretakers. 

His caretakers should have followed the law
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on November 08, 2024, 05:18:39 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on November 08, 2024, 04:54:43 PMP-Nut was terrified and I don't blame him.  He lived peacefully for 7 years with his caretakers. 

P-Nut was a coward. And was dealt with as such. Justice.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on November 14, 2024, 03:44:03 PM
Trying to frame an innocent Bear for vandalism.
SMDH

Four individuals in Los Angeles were arrested on Wednesday and charged with insurance fraud after claiming that a bear had damaged their cars, when the bear in question was actually just a person dressed in a bear costume.
The California department of insurance said that the suspects filed a claim in January of this year, stating that a bear entered their 2010 Rolls-Royce Ghost while it was parked at Lake Arrowhead in the San Bernardino mountains and caused interior damage to the vehicle.
The suspects submitted a video to the insurance company, which showed the alleged "bear" inside the vehicle.
However, upon further scrutiny of the footage, "the investigation determined the bear was actually a person in a bear costume", the insurance department said in a statement.


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/14/california-bear-costume-car-insurance-fraud
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on November 14, 2024, 03:48:43 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on November 14, 2024, 03:44:03 PMTrying to frame an innocent Bear for vandalism.
SMDH

Four individuals in Los Angeles were arrested on Wednesday and charged with insurance fraud after claiming that a bear had damaged their cars, when the bear in question was actually just a person dressed in a bear costume.
The California department of insurance said that the suspects filed a claim in January of this year, stating that a bear entered their 2010 Rolls-Royce Ghost while it was parked at Lake Arrowhead in the San Bernardino mountains and caused interior damage to the vehicle.
The suspects submitted a video to the insurance company, which showed the alleged "bear" inside the vehicle.
However, upon further scrutiny of the footage, "the investigation determined the bear was actually a person in a bear costume", the insurance department said in a statement.


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/14/california-bear-costume-car-insurance-fraud


"Detectives then discovered the bear costume in the suspects' home after executing a search warrant."

My dudes...
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on November 24, 2024, 09:37:56 AM
Angry Bull at Rodeo

https://nypost.com/2024/11/21/us-news/teen-rodeo-star-walker-smith-fighting-for-his-life-after-bull-stomps-on-his-chest/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on November 29, 2024, 11:47:53 AM
Orcas doing Orca things...
https://www.yahoo.com/news/orcas-observed-preying-massive-whale-050000321.html
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on December 05, 2024, 11:48:05 AM
Just like moose have the right to kill humans "without mercy", polar bears also have that right. We should mourn the loss of this polar bear's life while attempting to exercise this right. There should be a "thorough investigation" as to why the bear was killed.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/man-leapt-onto-polar-bear-to-save-wife/ar-AA1vl09t
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: JWags85 on December 05, 2024, 02:42:47 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on December 05, 2024, 11:48:05 AMJust like moose have the right to kill humans "without mercy", polar bears also have that right. We should mourn the loss of this polar bear's life while attempting to exercise this right. There should be a "thorough investigation" as to why the bear was killed.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/man-leapt-onto-polar-bear-to-save-wife/ar-AA1vl09t

I'm more stunned the woman was uninjured.  Polar bears are no joke

"If its brown, lay down.  If its black, fight back.  If its white?  Say goodnight"
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Sultan on December 05, 2024, 02:48:33 PM
Quote from: JWags85 on December 05, 2024, 02:42:47 PMI'm more stunned the woman was uninjured.  Polar bears are no joke

My brother in law used to work for the Milwaukee Zoo. He once told me that if the polar bears ever escaped, he would advise everyone to "run like hell."
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on December 05, 2024, 02:51:21 PM
Quote from: JWags85 on December 05, 2024, 02:42:47 PMI'm more stunned the woman was uninjured.  Polar bears are no joke

"If its brown, lay down.  If its black, fight back.  If its white?  Say goodnight"

Oh, I agree completely that they are no joke. But humans who adamantly insist that animals possess the same intellectual capacity as humans -orcas "sending us a message"  ;D or moose that have decided to get revenge on humans and have a right to kill them without mercy- are jokes.









Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on December 05, 2024, 03:24:27 PM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on December 05, 2024, 02:48:33 PMMy brother in law used to work for the Milwaukee Zoo. He once told me that if the polar bears ever escaped, he would advise everyone to "run like hell."

I could take one.  They're pretty dumb
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: JWags85 on December 05, 2024, 08:57:58 PM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on December 05, 2024, 02:48:33 PMMy brother in law used to work for the Milwaukee Zoo. He once told me that if the polar bears ever escaped, he would advise everyone to "run like hell."

Yep.  People I know that have worked with and at the diamond mines in the Northwest Territories say the reaction is pretty uniform.  You have some of the ice road truckers who are fearless grizzled dudes who drive over frozen lakes for a living and if a polar bear is sighted nearby, they bunker in their trucks or building like a dog hiding during a thunderstorm.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on December 05, 2024, 09:47:08 PM
Quote from: JWags85 on December 05, 2024, 08:57:58 PMYep.  People I know that have worked with and at the diamond mines in the Northwest Territories say the reaction is pretty uniform.  You have some of the ice road truckers who are fearless grizzled dudes who drive over frozen lakes for a living and if a polar bear is sighted nearby, they bunker in their trucks or building like a dog hiding during a thunderstorm.

Polar Bears are not to be trifled with JWags.  I don't why this is so difficult to understand.  This was very unfortunate. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on December 05, 2024, 10:18:22 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on December 05, 2024, 11:48:05 AMJust like moose have the right to kill humans "without mercy", polar bears also have that right. We should mourn the loss of this polar bear's life while attempting to exercise this right. There should be a "thorough investigation" as to why the bear was killed.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/man-leapt-onto-polar-bear-to-save-wife/ar-AA1vl09t

Let's give it up to the heroic neighbor who put down that pile of sh it beast.

That's a win for the good guys
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on December 06, 2024, 09:17:35 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on December 05, 2024, 09:47:08 PMPolar Bears are not to be trifled with JWags.  I don't why this is so difficult to understand.  This was very unfortunate. 

I was hoping that you would go to the town and volunteer to be the peacemaker between the humans and polar bears by telepathically communicating with a polar bear and "assuring "it (just like you assured scoopers that the Russians would "immediately surrender" if we assassinated Putin) that the humans want to be the polar bears' friends.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on December 06, 2024, 11:03:25 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on December 06, 2024, 09:17:35 AMI was hoping that you would go to the town and volunteer to be the peacemaker between the humans and polar bears by telepathically communicating with a polar bear and "assuring "it (just like you assured scoopers that the Russians would "immediately surrender" if we assassinated Putin) that the humans want to be the polar bears' friends.

Had we implemented my 5 point plan and introduced Putin to darkness the world would be in exponentially better shape. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on December 06, 2024, 11:17:53 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on December 06, 2024, 11:03:25 PMHad we implemented my 5 point plan and introduced Putin to darkness the world would be in exponentially better shape. 

Whales are the Putin of the seas, where is your 5 point plan for those dumb rabid beasts?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocky_warrior on December 06, 2024, 11:54:40 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on December 06, 2024, 11:03:25 PMHad we implemented my 5 point plan and introduced Putin to darkness the world would be in exponentially better shape. 

Muggsy, I get your hate. But that's unnecessary.  You have the skills to bankrupt the nearest sushi parlor.  Why wouldn't you turn that aggravation into progressive polar shakes.  Polar bears would make the best frosties.

This is common knowledge.  If you come to practice ready to take down a polar bear and thus be the best MUScooper, that may convince us to keep you.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on December 07, 2024, 08:47:14 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on December 06, 2024, 11:03:25 PMHad we implemented my 5 point plan and introduced Putin to darkness the world would be in exponentially better shape. 

I'll accept that if, and only if, you accept my challenge to you. Deal?

Here's the offer (I would appreciate some financial assistance from other scoopers please, as this is going to be very expensive, but worth every penny):

You will be provided with a one-way ticket to the town in Northern Ontario and will also be provided with a fur-lined parka, boots and mittens. My LL Bean catalogue has only adult sizes, but I am sure that they also have a children's catalogue.  You must come within 40 feet of a polar bear, face it unarmed and without bear spray or any other deterrent, and tell it that you come in peace. Have a camera set up to record your encounter and arrange for someone to have the pics to be sent to me after your chat with the bear.

Can I count on other scoopers to help with the expense of this venture? 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on December 07, 2024, 09:01:06 AM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on December 07, 2024, 08:47:14 AMI'll accept that if, and only if, you accept my challenge to you. Deal?

Here's the offer (I would appreciate some financial assistance from other scoopers please, as this is going to be very expensive, but worth every penny):

You will be provided with a one-way ticket to the town in Northern Ontario and will also be provided with a fur-lined parka, boots and mittens. My LL Bean catalogue has only adult sizes, but I am sure that they also have a children's catalogue.  You must come within 40 feet of a polar bear, face it unarmed and without bear spray or any other deterrent, and tell it that you come in peace. Have a camera set up to record your encounter and arrange for someone to have the pics to be sent to me after your chat with the bear.

Can I count on other scoopers to help with the expense of this venture? 

You're missing the point as usual.  And there's only one human that has been able to be in close quarters with a polar bear.  All I said is that they are not to be trifled with scoop.  In fact, I have mentioned many times that National Geographic put some poor guy with a camera in a "impenetrable cage" to film a polar bear and he very nearly was taken out within 5 mins.  The little photo session abruptly stopped when the producers realized that this steel cage  was vulnerable to the bear and its insane force and power. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on December 07, 2024, 09:05:09 AM
As an aside, if 100 NFL lineman tried to fk with a polar bear, without weapons of any kind, they would be in worse shape than the poor guy who witnessed the cop being murdered in Fargo.  You do not mess with a polar bear.  It's that simple. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on December 07, 2024, 09:08:49 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on December 07, 2024, 09:01:06 AMYou're missing the point as usual.  And there's only one human that has been able to be in close quarters with a polar bear.  All I said is that they are not to be trifled with scoop.  In fact, I have mentioned many times that National Geographic put some poor guy with a camera in a "impenetrable cage" to film a polar bear and he very nearly was taken out within 5 mins.  The little photo session abruptly stopped when the producers realized that this steel cage  was vulnerable to the bear and its insane force and power. 

Damn! I thought you might take the bait "as usual". I'm not going to revise the offer to include a cage similar to the one you mentioned. You have posted too many times about the ability to reason with animals, so I'm calling your bluff.

And about your 5-point plan? Your impotence is on full display every time you post about it. If you believe in it so much, why don't you volunteer to be the assassin? I will kick in $ for the one-way airfare.  ;D 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on December 07, 2024, 09:09:57 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on December 07, 2024, 09:05:09 AMAs an aside, if 100 NFL lineman tried to fk with a polar bear, without weapons of any kind, they would be in worse shape than the poor guy who witnessed the cop being murdered in Fargo.  You do not mess with a polar bear.  It's that simple. 

Cut the crap. They would do it with Medieval weapons.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on December 07, 2024, 09:10:48 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on December 07, 2024, 09:05:09 AMAs an aside, if 100 NFL lineman tried to fk with a polar bear, without weapons of any kind, they would be in worse shape than the poor guy who witnessed the cop being murdered in Fargo.  You do not mess with a polar bear.  It's that simple. 

I'd take a polar bear because animals are stupid
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on December 07, 2024, 09:11:00 AM
I think Tevor Mbakwe could take down a polar bear.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on December 07, 2024, 09:15:18 AM
Quote from: tower912 on December 07, 2024, 09:11:00 AMI think Tevor Mbakwe could take down a polar bear.

It would be a lot more fun watching Muggsy try.

What have you got against Mbakwe Tower?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on December 08, 2024, 09:23:41 AM
Hercules , a baby Rhino, survives vicious Hyena attack

https://nypost.com/2024/12/06/world-news/baby-rhino-attacked-by-hyena-expected-to-make-full-recovery-thanks-to-group-of-knitting-grannies/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on January 02, 2025, 04:26:16 PM
https://nypost.com/2024/12/15/us-news/california-man-mauled-to-death-by-his-own-3-dogs-in-front-of-horrified-onlookers-at-playground/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on January 03, 2025, 03:29:34 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on January 02, 2025, 04:26:16 PMhttps://nypost.com/2024/12/15/us-news/california-man-mauled-to-death-by-his-own-3-dogs-in-front-of-horrified-onlookers-at-playground/
That's literally biting the hand that feeds you
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: muwarrior69 on January 29, 2025, 03:05:13 PM
https://nypost.com/2025/01/29/us-news/giant-fish-bites-mermaid-performers-head-in-front-of-screaming-children/

I thought she was a goner.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: JWags85 on January 29, 2025, 04:36:30 PM
Quote from: muwarrior69 on January 29, 2025, 03:05:13 PMhttps://nypost.com/2025/01/29/us-news/giant-fish-bites-mermaid-performers-head-in-front-of-screaming-children/

I thought she was a goner.

Looks like a sturgeon, or similar family.  They don't have any teeth and inhale her food.  She basically got gummed on.  Momentarily scary by basically harmless.  Hilarious example of Chinese worker protection though.

"Did you die?  No?  Good, back to work.  Don't tell anyone"
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on January 29, 2025, 09:24:38 PM
Quote from: muwarrior69 on January 29, 2025, 03:05:13 PMhttps://nypost.com/2025/01/29/us-news/giant-fish-bites-mermaid-performers-head-in-front-of-screaming-children/

I thought she was a goner.

Putin knows that no one is buying his BS stories about his foes falling off balconies, so he had to come up with another tactic for offing people. Got to give him credit-this one is pretty creative.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on February 18, 2025, 08:45:19 PM
Not quite animal attacks but this is downtown New Haven, CT.

https://www.nhregister.com/news/article/underweight-baby-seal-is-rescued-from-connecticut-20174478.php

Baby seal rescued in New Haven is being rehabilitated at Mystic Aquarium
By Joseph Tucci,
Staff Writer
Feb 18, 2025

A baby seal recently rescued in New Haven is on the road to recovery, according to officials at Mystic Aquarium.

According to a news release from the aquarium, the gray seal, which is estimated to be only a few weeks old, wandered from a beach onto Chapel Street on Sunday. Officers were called to the scene and staff from the Mystic Aquarium, as well as from Connecticut's Department of Energy and Environmental Protection, came to assist the seal and he was transported to the Mystic Aquarium's Animal Rescue Clinic. The clinic aims to help wild marine animals, such as seals and sea turtles, who are injured or sick be rehabilitated.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on April 06, 2025, 03:29:42 PM
Along some 70 miles of Southern California coastline, usually curious and playful sea lions are attacking humans in the water.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/sea-lions-attacking-people-waters-130036626.html
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on April 06, 2025, 03:47:45 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on April 06, 2025, 03:29:42 PMAlong some 70 miles of Southern California coastline, usually curious and playful sea lions are attacking humans in the water.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/sea-lions-attacking-people-waters-130036626.html

Excellent
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on April 06, 2025, 03:59:51 PM
Pissed about their taxes going up.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on April 06, 2025, 06:32:29 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on April 06, 2025, 03:29:42 PMAlong some 70 miles of Southern California coastline, usually curious and playful sea lions are attacking humans in the water.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/sea-lions-attacking-people-waters-130036626.html

This is beyond a sad situation.  These sea lions are suffering. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on April 06, 2025, 06:55:44 PM
Less than sympathetic for these fish thieves who I have to race to retrieve my catch before one of them snatches it. Have been chased off of schools of yellowtail because of theses rogues only to locate another spot and watch them racing after us to reengage
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: JWags85 on April 06, 2025, 08:57:00 PM
Quote from: WellsstreetWanderer on April 06, 2025, 06:55:44 PMLess than sympathetic for these fish thieves who I have to race to retrieve my catch before one of them snatches it. Have been chased off of schools of yellowtail because of theses rogues only to locate another spot and watch them racing after us to reengage

Could be worse.  There are spots off the Atlantic Coast of Florida that are borderline unfishable because shark tourism boats chum the water so much.  Thus there are thousands of eager sharks expecting meals and they snatch almost anything of note off of deep sea fishing lines.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on April 07, 2025, 08:28:26 PM
Muggs will jump into that water and introduce those sharks to darkness.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on April 08, 2025, 11:32:22 AM
Quote from: MU82 on April 07, 2025, 08:28:26 PMMuggs will jump into that water and introduce those sharks to darkness.

The Muggs I know is far more likely to push the fishermen and "shark tourism" people out of their boats so that the sharks could introduce them to darkness.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on April 08, 2025, 07:12:11 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on April 08, 2025, 11:32:22 AMThe Muggs I know is far more likely to push the fishermen and "shark tourism" people out of their boats so that the sharks could introduce them to darkness.

Sharks have been disparaged and misunderstood for quite some time.  Since 1975 to be exact.  I get it, but they're essential to maintaining healthy seas.  I'm not suggesting they understand they've been vilified, and falsely characterized, but I wouldn't fk with them regardless.  :)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: JWags85 on April 08, 2025, 08:44:12 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 08, 2025, 07:12:11 PMSharks have been disparaged and misunderstood for quite some time.  Since 1975 to be exact.  I get it, but they're essential to maintaining healthy seas.  I'm not suggesting they understand they've been vilified, and falsely characterized, but I wouldn't fk with them regardless.  :)

I'm trying to think of another broad animal type where the overarching category is characterized as scary and dangerous, but only a few are truly worth worrying about (snakes maybe?).

Obviously Great Whites are the T Rex of the shark world, but contrary to Jaws lore, they aren't picking people off the beach.  Bull sharks are nasty vicious mofos, made even worse by their ability/tendency to tolerate fresh/brackish water which lets them into rivers and estuaries to F stuff up.  But otherwise the majority of them are anywhere from harmless to terrified of people.

Ive snorkeled near 4-5 different species of sharks and its absolutely surreal.  You get almost this visceral fear, not panic or terror, but like your body is programmed to recognize the apex predator of the setting accordingly.  Then you settle into this kind of wonder watching them silently glide.

You always hear stories about situations where people say they forgot time existed, and usually its a hindset addition.  But on my honeymoon in the Maldives, I came across 5 blacktip reef sharks at the drop off from the shallows on our atoll.  They were swimming in this back and forth pattern from about 10-15 in front of me, then out just past the sightline, then back in and around.  I remember just floating and watching them, occasionally hearing my breathing, but just mesmerized.  Eventually my wife swam out and grabbed me and said she'd been calling me, and I'd been in the same spot watching them for 35 min and it had felt like 5.  It was one of the coolest things Ive ever experienced.

Fun fact...most shark bites are the equivalent of you reaching out to touch something to see what it is.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on April 08, 2025, 09:43:08 PM
Quote from: JWags85 on April 08, 2025, 08:44:12 PMI'm trying to think of another broad animal type where the overarching category is characterized as scary and dangerous, but only a few are truly worth worrying about (snakes maybe?).

Obviously Great Whites are the T Rex of the shark world, but contrary to Jaws lore, they aren't picking people off the beach.  Bull sharks are nasty vicious mofos, made even worse by their ability/tendency to tolerate fresh/brackish water which lets them into rivers and estuaries to F stuff up.  But otherwise the majority of them are anywhere from harmless to terrified of people.

Ive snorkeled near 4-5 different species of sharks and its absolutely surreal.  You get almost this visceral fear, not panic or terror, but like your body is programmed to recognize the apex predator of the setting accordingly.  Then you settle into this kind of wonder watching them silently glide.

You always hear stories about situations where people say they forgot time existed, and usually its a hindset addition.  But on my honeymoon in the Maldives, I came across 5 blacktip reef sharks at the drop off from the shallows on our atoll.  They were swimming in this back and forth pattern from about 10-15 in front of me, then out just past the sightline, then back in and around.  I remember just floating and watching them, occasionally hearing my breathing, but just mesmerized.  Eventually my wife swam out and grabbed me and said she'd been calling me, and I'd been in the same spot watching them for 35 min and it had felt like 5.  It was one of the coolest things Ive ever experienced.

Fun fact...most shark bites are the equivalent of you reaching out to touch something to see what it is.

Excellent points JWags.  I havd been beyond fortunate to dive at various locations surrounded by hammerheads, tiger, bull, and blacktip sharks.  Makos have also zoomed with incomprehensible speed within my vicinity.  The only words I can use to describe it is awe and euphoria.  Incredible members of our animal kingdom.  And you're 100% correct, they do not aimlessly or viciously attack.  My fear the first time was certainly there , but within minutes I was absolutely mesmerized.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on April 08, 2025, 09:46:41 PM
Wags: Jaws was real, and you know it. Jeesh!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on April 08, 2025, 09:46:53 PM
I wonder where Deep Blue is hanging these days?  Last known sighting was off the coast of Oahu in 2019.  Hopefully she's okay. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on April 08, 2025, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: MU82 on April 08, 2025, 09:46:41 PMWags: Jaws was real, and you know it. Jeesh!

Jaws is a great film, but was about as accurate as Batman.  
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on April 08, 2025, 09:51:26 PM
Wait? What are you trying to say about Batman?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on April 14, 2025, 05:56:31 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 08, 2025, 07:12:11 PMSharks have been disparaged and misunderstood for quite some time.  Since 1975 to be exact.  I get it, but they're essential to maintaining healthy seas.  I'm not suggesting they understand they've been vilified, and falsely characterized, but I wouldn't fk with them regardless.  :)


Sharks are dumb cowards
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on April 14, 2025, 06:14:47 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on April 14, 2025, 05:56:31 PMSharks are dumb cowards

They're not geniuses, but are vital to the health of our oceans.  Besmirching them is another stain on the human race. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on April 14, 2025, 06:23:40 PM
Quote from: MU82 on April 08, 2025, 09:51:26 PMWait? What are you trying to say about Batman?

Batman is a joke and a complete disgrace to our mighty bat population.  Our land ecosystems depend on bats a lot, and they should be deeply admired and respected.  Fk Batman. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on April 14, 2025, 06:54:14 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 14, 2025, 06:23:40 PMBatman is a joke and a complete disgrace to our mighty bat population.  Our land ecosystems depend on bats a lot, and they should be deeply admired and respected.  Fk Batman. 

Batman is a hero to children everywhere
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on April 14, 2025, 07:06:17 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on April 14, 2025, 06:54:14 PMBatman is a hero to children everywhere

That's bad parenting. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on April 14, 2025, 07:07:13 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 14, 2025, 07:06:17 PMThat's bad parenting. 

Batman could beat up a shark
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on April 14, 2025, 07:08:39 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on April 14, 2025, 07:07:13 PMBatman could beat up a shark

Or not.  That would end very badly for that fraud. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on April 14, 2025, 07:14:13 PM
I've never cared for "superheroes".  The fact that most humans drool and drivel over them is further evidence of our severe issues as a race.  And I couldn't stand them as a young tyke. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: cheebs09 on April 14, 2025, 08:35:51 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 14, 2025, 07:08:39 PMOr not.  That would end very badly for that fraud. 

Not sure why this is even a debate. The Batman movie from 1966 showed how it would go down.

Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on April 15, 2025, 06:19:42 AM
Quote from: cheebs09 on April 14, 2025, 08:35:51 PMNot sure why this is even a debate. The Batman movie from 1966 showed how it would go down.



That just shows how stupid sharks are.  Batman had the high ground
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on April 15, 2025, 06:32:19 AM
If Statham can take out a Meg with a fishing knife, they can't be that smart.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on April 15, 2025, 06:27:34 PM
Quote from: tower912 on April 15, 2025, 06:32:19 AMIf Statham can take out a Meg with a fishing knife, they can't be that smart.

I like Statham but that goes beyond suspending disbelief.  That said, I bought him taking out those scammer jagofffs in the Beekeeper. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on April 15, 2025, 10:44:55 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 15, 2025, 06:27:34 PMI like Statham but that goes beyond suspending disbelief.  That said, I bought him taking out those scammer jagofffs in the Beekeeper. 


The beekeeper needed more statham stomping on bees
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on April 15, 2025, 10:58:46 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on April 15, 2025, 10:44:55 PMThe beekeeper needed more statham stomping on bees

Our environment would completely collapse without bees. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on April 16, 2025, 06:25:49 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 15, 2025, 10:58:46 PMOur environment would completely collapse without bees. 

We'll get there soon enough
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on April 16, 2025, 08:04:09 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 15, 2025, 10:58:46 PMOur environment would completely collapse without bees. 

Bees die after throwing a single punch

Completely worthless and cowardly creatures.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on April 16, 2025, 09:04:53 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on April 16, 2025, 06:25:49 AMWe'll get there soon enough

It's part of a grand plan that you simply lack the foresight to understand:

No bees ---> everything pollinated by hand ---> FULL EMPLOYMENT~!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on April 16, 2025, 05:33:31 PM
Quote from: PGsHeroes32 on April 16, 2025, 08:04:09 AMBees die after throwing a single punch

Completely worthless and cowardly creatures.

Or, they're literally the most important land species on the planet. 
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