Kolek planning to go pro
Down 1 w 5 seconds left. Doable.
Keith is impervious to everything.When restaurants are open, you can always see the Richards family out to eat in Weston, CT.
So... more quarantine babies or quarantine divorces?
Yoko Ono Sings on City Streets to Ensure NY Residents Stay Insidehttps://madhousemagazine.com/yoko-ono-sings-on-city-streets-to-ensure-ny-residents-stay-inside/.At the urging of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, Yoko Ono has agreed to sing, to keep residents off of city streets. Governor Cuomo stated “Yoko will be used strategically wherever and whenever a crowd forms. Just today we deployed Ms. Ono to Crown Heights, Brooklyn, where a wedding was taking place. There were 300 guests congregating and within 3 minutes, the streets were completely empty. It was a sight to see, those people were running through the streets and jumping out of windows to escape the horrific screeching.”No one will know where or when Yoko will pop up and begin her screaming and caterwauling. For extreme cases, Yoko will perform her latest single, “Ear Splitter”. “I call that song the ‘H’ bomb”, said Cuomo. “It’s actually a little cruel, but extreme times call for extreme measures.”Yoko Ono music was used on prisoners at Guantanamo Bay until Amnesty International declared it to be a form of war crimes and it was outlawed. Yoko said she got her sound inspiration when she was a little girl. “I saw a cat get run over by a car once and I just thought it was the most beautiful sound. I have been trying to emulate it ever since.”
That joke would have last been funny 30 years ago.