Oso planning to go pro
What's the scariest plant in the forest?Bam-BOO!Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?Because they're good at it.
How many ND alum does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They hold it in place and the world revolves around them.
How can you tell someone is an ND alum? Don't worry, they'll mention it.
How can you tell if someone is a vegan? No need, they'll tell you.
So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra....
Was that the same dyslexic atheist who didn't believe in dog?
No, but he did name his dog OTTO and his favorite rock band is ABBA.
So. three termites walk into a bar and one of them asks "Is the bartender here?"
I learned how to sew buttons on and I can sew up a seam. But I never learned how to sew socks, darn it!