Create Your Own Ridiculous Coaching Sighting Rumor

[Tom Crean's Tanning Bed]

In the spirit of "Buzz's wife went on a shopping spree" and "my friend's realtor said Bob McKillop bought a house", let's have a little fun on a Saturday night.

Name a candidate (legit or not), where you saw them, and what they were doing.  The most ridiculous one wins...well, the prize for being the most ridiculous one.

Here's my try: 

I saw Larry Eustachy walking out of Dany's Foods with an 18 pack of Natty Light Ice.  When I asked him where he was heading, he said he was going to a beer pong tournament in the Renee Row courtyard. 

[mclovin]

Bruce Pearl was seen walking out of Arts Performance Center last night at 1 am.  I overheard him asking a cab drive how much it would cost for a lift to Rickys on State.

[Bling]

I saw Steve Lavin coming out of the bathroom stall at Real Chilli.  He looked really sweaty and his hair was all messed up yet proceeded to order another bowl

[The Man in Gold]

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I just saw Isiah Thomas stumbling out of Ricky's on State.  It looked like one of the female strippers was very upset with something he had done as she had to be restrained by one of the bouncers as Thomas left.

[cheebs09]

I saw Bobby Knight and Steve Cottingham at the furniture store asking the salesperson questions about putting an MU logo on the chair and the durability of it if thrown across a wood floor.

[MUinOH]

I saw Rick Majerus wearing an MU bib while scarfing down meatloaf and mashed potatoes at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

[Coobeys Oil Depot]

I just saw Brad Brownell, snappy in his sweater vest, leaving the Scientology Reading Room with a cutout of Phil Hartman's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer under his arm.

[Brew City]

I just saw Tom Crean pull out of Marquette Tanning & Laundry on a yellow ATV.

[ChicosBailBonds]

I heard Cottingham was at a cryogenics lab in Kentucky trying to get the scientists to release Adolph Rupp's dna to be put into the dna of a frog and create Jurassic Coach to take MU to the next level

[Tom Crean's Tanning Bed]

I saw Bruce Pearl driving down Lincoln Memorial Drive with Latrell Spreewell towing Milwaukee's Best behind his SUV into the Milwaukee Yacht Club.

[HarveysWallbangers]

I saw Buzz Williams holding a banjo on the porch of a ramshackle home

[mwbauer7]

As you can tell from my mobile post, I just saw John Wooden roll out of the Al and get into the back seat of one of the athletics Hummer H2s. I couldn't quite make out the driver but it looked like it was Fr. Wild. I'm sure it was DJ riding shotgun.

[Muhoops85]

I saw Bob Knight get into an altercation with Father Wild at the Metro Market salad bar.  Knight was screaming that Wild lied to him.  The father reached for a bottle of Roundy's Holy Water and sprinkled it on Knight who immediately turned to incense smoke.  Looks like the coaching search is still on after all.

[Tom Crean's Tanning Bed]

I have a Milwaukee cop friend who works secruity at Victim's on weekends.  Got a complaint about a wait for the stall in the men's room, so he went to check it out.  Opened the door and there was a female patron getting some "pleasure" from a 60 something man who had the slicked back white hair of a retired used car salesman.

That guy?  Bo Ryan.

[The Man in Gold]

I was coming out of the Grand Ave mall and I saw Bruce Weber checking out Gold blazers and pimp hats at Johnny Walkers.

[The Man in Gold]

Did anyone else notice the big commotion outside the KFC in downtown Milwaukee today.  People thought Colonel Sanders was making a guest appearance...turns out it was Rick Pitino looking to score some saucless hot wings.

Who knows who may be our coach in this new wing world.

[Buzz Williams' Spillproof Chiclets Cup]

I saw Adolph Rupp rising from the grave by the light of the last full moon to feed on the flesh of the living...or to go to China Garden....either way....same difference.

[Daniel]

There's a "Self" in the air - on the way from San Antonio to Milwaukee.  Wow.  I know the air traffic controller who knows the mechanic who worked on the plane.  Done deal.

[MarquetteDano]

I saw Bobby Knight and Steve Cottingham at the furniture store asking the salesperson questions about putting an MU logo on the chair and the durability of it if thrown across a wood floor.

Well played cheebs... my favorite post to date.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Niv Berkowitz's dad was seen getting off an El Al plane at O'Hare this afternoon.  Niv is going to come back and play for MU some more and his dad will coach.  DJ is going to play in New Zealand, so Niv will start.  Apparently, his behind the back passing is much improved and is looking forward to being back.

[Tom Crean's Tanning Bed]

Saw Bobby Knight down in Cudahy tonight.  Was walking around with a bag from Super Video II.   Asked him what was in it, and he explained he bought a new whip.  Why?  Apparently he needed a new motivational tool 

[kira67]

Pat Riley was dancing at the Eve Club saturday night.

[HomeCourtAdvantage]

Last night while walking by the Al McGuire Center, I noticed that the court chair normally reserved for the coach had a Seat Belt affixed to it.

[drewm88]

My friend is a bouncer at Caff's. He told me he confiscated the fake id of some freshman last night. Turns out it was Keno Davis.

[Buzz Williams' Spillproof Chiclets Cup]

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Billy Donovan pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.