Jockey is back

[Jockey]

After almost no deliberation, Jockey has decided to return as a Marquette fan next year. Although a handful of schools dangled several nickels to try to get me to come to their side, I have and will continue to support the team.

[tower912]

Welcome back!

We can only hope other scoopers take the money offered them to go be mopes elsewhere.

[#UnleashThePortal]

did your nil come with a year of scoop + though?

[muwarrior69]

I am the new GM. So if the team stinks next year you can blame me, but if we have a deep run in the tournament my "eye test evaluation" of talent is unsurpassed.

[tower912]

I am the new GM. So if the team stinks next year you can blame me, but if we have a deep run in the tournament my "eye test evaluation" of talent is unsurpassed.

When I think of you as GM, I picture Oldsmobile Alero, Pontiac Aztek, and Saturns.

[MuMark]

When I think of you as GM, I picture Oldsmobile Alero, Pontiac Aztek, and Saturns.

Vega..........

[muwarrior69]

Vega..........

When I think of you as GM, I picture Oldsmobile Alero, Pontiac Aztek, and Saturns.

How about a Yugo?

[tower912]

Not a GM product.

[TallTitan34]

After almost no deliberation, Jockey has decided to return as a Marquette fan next year. Although a handful of schools dangled several nickels to try to get me to come to their side, I have and will continue to support the team.

I think we should redshirt him.

[muwarrior69]

I thought Marquette should go International for tranfers. We'll you settle for Buick Opel?

[Jables1604]

When I think of you as GM, I picture Oldsmobile Alero, Pontiac Aztek, and Saturns.

More like Edsel, Hudson or Corvair

[tower912]

Edsel and Hudson are not GM.  I like the Unsafe at Any Speed tie in.

[Scoop Snoop]

Not a GM product.

Oh, c'mon Tower. Let him claim the Yugo as representative of him. It fits. Widely considered the worst car made in the past 50 years. Known for parts falling off while driving, the steering wheel becoming detached in the middle of making a turn, the brakes simply failing because...well, just because. I would not be the least surprised if muwarriors69 bought one. I heard that the engine whined constantly.

[Scoop Snoop]

Edsel and Hudson are not GM.  I like the Unsafe at Any Speed tie in.

Ease up on requiring the GM tie-in just because he is so proud of his new position, and opportunities broaden for analogies.

AMC Pacer. The Russian Lada. The East German Trabant. In WWII, the Czechs loved it when the Nazis commandeered their crappy cars (can't remember the brand) because they would often crash. Allegedly, the Czech cars took out more Nazis than the Czech Resistance.

[tower912]

Honestly, I have had a thread like this Cimarron on the back burner for some time.

[Spaniel with a Short Tail]

Vega..........

Not all Vegas were slugs.

[MuMark]

Oh, c'mon Tower. Let him claim the Yugo as representative of him. It fits. Widely considered the worst car made in the past 50 years. Known for parts falling off while driving, the steering wheel becoming detached in the middle of making a turn, the brakes simply failing because...well, just because. I would not be the least surprised if muwarriors69 bought one. I heard that the engine whined constantly.

Hey don't forget the Gremlin!

[tower912]

Hey don't forget the Gremlin!

The Pacer was worse.   Moot. AMC.

Under-Achieva.

[GoFastAndWin]

Tower did you say Aztec?

So, MB is a done deal?!!!

🥳 🎉

[tower912]

Aztec.  So close, and yet so far.

[Jables1604]

Ease up on requiring the GM tie-in just because he is so proud of his new position, and opportunities broaden for analogies.

AMC Pacer. The Russian Lada. The East German Trabant. In WWII, the Czechs loved it when the Nazis commandeered their crappy cars (can't remember the brand) because they would often crash. Allegedly, the Czech cars took out more Nazis than the Czech Resistance.

What's the opposite of a Smart Car?

[tower912]

What's the opposite of a Smart Car?

Anything functional that won't get you killed.


Sorry, PTSD triggered.

[MU82]

What's the opposite of a Smart Car?

Whatever Shaka doesn't drive.

[MU1in77]

Vega - rusted in the showroom!

[Shaka Shart]

I hear Muggsy is being courted by the Badgers to transfer to Buckyville after Eric the Red drove off the High Point of a bridge