War with Iran

[Billy Hoyle]

Don't worry, we've already won the war.  Twice.  Maybe three times now.  I can't keep track of all the winning.

our new Press Secretary:

[wadesworld]

Don't worry, we've already won the war.  Twice.  Maybe three times now.  I can't keep track of all the winning.

Trump's "wars ended" tally continues to rise.  Insane that the only Nobel Peace Prize he has won is a hand me down.

[MU82]

Meanwhile, Melania told the world that Epstein's victims should be heard. Just when hubby thought Operation Epstein Distraction was working so well.

[Scoop Snoop]

Trump's "wars ended" tally continues to rise.  Insane that the only Nobel Peace Prize he has won is a hand me down.

Although it was not a hand-me-down Nobel, you neglected to mention the award given him by FIFA.

[Pakuni]

Pope Woke I is at it again

https://x.com/Pontifex/status/2042588417578668338?s=20

[#UnleashThePortal]

Trump's "wars ended" tally continues to rise.  Insane that the only Nobel Peace Prize he has won is a hand me down.

Trump is just smarter then all the other peace prize winners.

Easiest path to peace? Start a war, declare victory, ignore the aftermath.

Do that 6 or 7 times, and suddenly you're the best at bringing peace!

[Uncle Rico]

Pope Woke I is at it again

https://x.com/Pontifex/status/2042588417578668338?s=20

Why would Biden do this?

[cheebs09]

Pope Woke I is at it again

https://x.com/Pontifex/status/2042588417578668338?s=20

We are going to bomb the Vatican aren't we.

[Uncle Rico]

We are going to bomb the Vatican aren't we.

Nah, these idiots will actually try and pull an Avignon.  No one knows more about Catholicism than the President.  Many people say he's the smartest about Catholicism ever

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Nah, these idiots will actually try and pull an Avignon.  No one knows more about Catholicism than the President.  Many people say he's the smartest about Catholicism ever

https://www.facebook.com/nowthisimpact/videos/nobody-knows-more-than-trump-about-anything-a-supercut/3186474844750556/

[Jockey]

Meanwhile, Melania told the world that Epstein's victims should be heard. Just when hubby thought Operation Epstein Distraction was working so well.

Isn't there a long history in this country of First Ladies calling a press conferences to say they are not associated with a pedophile?

Really, who's worse? A golddigging "escort" or a lying rapist?

[Uncle Rico]

Isn't there a long history in this country of First Ladies calling a press conferences to say they are not associated with a pedophile?

Really, who's worse? A golddigging "escort" or a lying rapist?

At least she's not trying to get kids to eat healthy

[tower912]

She terrified me with the terrorist fist bump with her husband.

[Pakuni]

Nah, these idiots will actually try and pull an Avignon.  No one knows more about Catholicism than the President.  Many people say he's the smartest about Catholicism ever

That time when the vice president wrote a book about Catholicism and put a Methodist church on the cover.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/04/02/jd-vance-book-cover-communion-church-photo/89436552007/

[Billy Hoyle]

Meanwhile, Melania told the world that Epstein's victims should be heard. Just when hubby thought Operation Epstein Distraction was working so well.

which of the alleged five languages she speaks (none of them English) did she give the speech in?

[Uncle Rico]

That time when the vice president wrote a book about Catholicism and put a Methodist church on the cover.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/04/02/jd-vance-book-cover-communion-church-photo/89436552007/

Part of Biden's war on Catholics in conjunction with the Vatican

[Scoop Snoop]

which of the alleged five languages she speaks (none of them English) did she give the speech in?

I was fine with her speaking. Reminded me of a trip my wife and I took to Prague. We really enjoyed it, and by blocking out who the speaker was, the accent brought back pleasant memories.

[Uncle Rico]

At least insiders are getting rich off the war.  Average Americans?  Costing us a few pennies.

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/economy/march-inflation-report-iran-war-gas-prices-rcna267535

[MU82]

That time when the vice president wrote a book about Catholicism and put a Methodist church on the cover.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/04/02/jd-vance-book-cover-communion-church-photo/89436552007/

This kind of attention to detail will come in handy when JV negotiates with the Iranians.

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

Most homes in the Northeast are heated with home heating oil.  I want thank Trump for a $931 bill for this week's delivery, easily 25% higher than any delivery ever in the 28 years in my home.

[Uncle Rico]

Most homes in the Northeast are heated with home heating oil.  I want thank Trump for a $931 bill for this week's delivery, easily 25% higher than any delivery ever in the 28 years in my home.

Just a few pennies

[MU82]

Most homes in the Northeast are heated with home heating oil.  I want thank Trump for a $931 bill for this week's delivery, easily 25% higher than any delivery ever in the 28 years in my home.

You'll just have to buy fewer pencils for your kids next Christmas.

[forgetful]

Nah, these idiots will actually try and pull an Avignon.  No one knows more about Catholicism than the President.  Many people say he's the smartest about Catholicism ever

None of this would have happened if the Pope was an American.

[Jockey]

Most homes in the Northeast are heated with home heating oil.  I want thank Trump for a $931 bill for this week's delivery, easily 25% higher than any delivery ever in the 28 years in my home.

Luckily, you are happy to pay it to keep our country safe.

[forgetful]

What do scoopers think the odds are that if a deal isn't reached, that the US and Israel re-initiate attacks before the end of the 2-week ceasefire?