VALPO game thread (So, at 6-4...)

[MuggsyB]

No flow. Just pressing. It's like they all forgot how to shoot.

It goes beyond the Kelvin flow.  They literally aren't playing as a team. Fking horrific basketball right now.

[muwarrior69]

Our FG% is a whopping 22%.

[ATL MU Warrior]

It is almost incomprehensible how bad this team is at basketball

[21Jumpstreet]

Woof. Left 70 degrees and cold beer at the outside rail of a local watering hole for this mess.

[burger]

Shaka feeling the pressure......Announcer said he talked to him today and he is not against the portal.....

The heat will continue with this kind of crap play.....

Really really bad......Really bad......

[MUEng92]

A team assist to turnover ratio of 1/5.  Not just a ratio but actual numbers.  ONE FREAKING ASSIST in 13 minutes

[Zog from Margo]

Tre's shot attempt made me audibly gasp hahaha

Surprised no coach has told him that, at some point in the shot's trajectory, the ball has to be higher than the rim. Might need a physics lesson.

I've thought Lowery would be a good player, but MU might be better served to replace him with Stevens.

Crowd is really sparse.

Playing way too many guys. No flow.

[JakeBarnes]

This team is the equivalent of JJ McCarthy's QBR

[onepost]

Careful with the criticisms of Shaka tonight, board: don't wanna come off as racist for suggesting this team sucks.

[mileskishnish72]

God this is awful.

[Vander Blue Man Group]

A team assist to turnover ratio of 1/5.  Not just a ratio but actual numbers.  ONE FREAKING ASSIST in 13 minutes

Hard to get assists when you can't make a f'n shot.

[Jay Bee]

Is this hockey? Also f&&& valpo for changing their nickname.

[Johnny B]

If we lose at this point I might actually laugh. I guess the good thing is this team is so bad I'm not really stressed during the game, I expect nothing

Comical how bad they look

[Daniel]

Ross and James leading our team in scoring at 4 apiece.  Omg

[mugrad_89]

Calling this garbage would be an insult to garbage everywhere.

[jfp61]

HOW IS 18 PLAYING MORE MINUTES

[MUEng92]

I'm starting to pine for the days of Bob Dukiet

[MuggsyB]

That was a 4 on 1.  Chase scored but this exemplifies a total lack of cohesion.

[dpucane]

How far away are we from a James Franklin situation?

They could realistically lose the next 10 games.

[Vander Blue Man Group]

Is this worse than the Marcus Jackson PG game?

[Johnny B]

Our bigs turn it over like jv kids

[mileskishnish72]

Oh, goddam.

[JakeBarnes]

unnatural carnal knowledge.

[mugrad_89]

I'm starting to pine for the days of Bob Dukiet

I was a student during those years – this team is bad, but not that bad...yet.

[Daniel]

Chase great pass.... Hope this injury is nothing big.    Man.  He's the only one hustling non stop