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Author Topic: 2024 Paris Olympics  (Read 4262 times)

Jay Bee

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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2024, 09:48:06 PM »
They denied the dude who id’s as a girl so it’s all a sham
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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2024, 10:35:29 PM »
Wouldn’t stay on the track outside of the 100. They’d finish last.

We know what would happen if a 🐎 was on the track.  And 🐆 🐆 would figure it out.  Humans cannot compete with the animal kingdom's best athletes when it comes to speed, vert, and strength.  It's a complete mismatch.  My dog would win multiple gold medals without any effort whatsoever.  :)

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« Reply #52 on: June 21, 2024, 07:39:21 AM »
We know what would happen if a 🐎 was on the track.  And 🐆 🐆 would figure it out.  Humans cannot compete with the animal kingdom's best athletes when it comes to speed, vert, and strength.  It's a complete mismatch.  My dog would win multiple gold medals without any effort whatsoever.  :)

No he wouldn't, he's too dumb. Intelligence is part of being an athlete. That's why we're on top of the food chain.
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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #53 on: June 21, 2024, 07:40:41 AM »
We know what would happen if a 🐎 was on the track.  And 🐆 🐆 would figure it out.  Humans cannot compete with the animal kingdom's best athletes when it comes to speed, vert, and strength.  It's a complete mismatch.  My dog would win multiple gold medals without any effort whatsoever.  :)
Coaches aren't allowed on the track, so the dog would be clueless on where to line up

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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #54 on: June 21, 2024, 08:00:38 AM »
Cheetahs in tbe wild, casually run 4.7 secs in the 100m.  I would imagine they'd do fine in the 200m, 400m, and 800m.  :)

In all honesty i doubt they can maintain top speed for the longer lengths.

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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #55 on: June 21, 2024, 08:14:23 AM »
In all honesty i doubt they can maintain top speed for the longer lengths.
They can run for 30 seconds, but they have to be chasing something. Otherwise, they are sleeping

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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2024, 08:32:11 PM »
We know what would happen if a 🐎 was on the track.  And 🐆 🐆 would figure it out.  Humans cannot compete with the animal kingdom's best athletes when it comes to speed, vert, and strength.  It's a complete mismatch.  My dog would win multiple gold medals without any effort whatsoever.  :)

This is still the most bizarre and consistent non-sequitur schtick on this board.

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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2024, 08:50:37 PM »
They can run for 30 seconds, but they have to be chasing something. Otherwise, they are sleeping

I assume you realize that they can also run 45 mph for like 30 mins?  And zooming 75 mph for 30 secs doesn't exactly suck? Sarah the Cheetah, from the Cincy Zoo, casually ran 5.4 secs in 100m.  The fact is they can run 0-60 in 3 secs in the wild.  End of discussion.  :)
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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #58 on: June 23, 2024, 08:58:51 PM »
I assume you realize that they can also run 45 mph for like 30 mins?  And zooming 75 mph for 30 secs doesn't exactly suck? Sarah the Cheetah, from the Cincy Zoo, casually ran 5.4 secs in 100m.  The fact is they can run 0-60 in 3 secs in the wild.  End of discussion.  :)

They wouldn’t be able to stay on course on a track. They’re not smart enough. They’d finish last and be DQ’d.
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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #59 on: June 23, 2024, 09:08:30 PM »
Chick Jr. and I are attending the US Olympic trials for gymnastics next weekend.

We saw Simone Biles at a meet in suburban Chicago a few months ago.  She is without about the GOAT.  Her performances are even more incredible in person.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #60 on: June 23, 2024, 09:41:08 PM »
Chick Jr. and I are attending the US Olympic trials for gymnastics next weekend.

We saw Simone Biles at a meet in suburban Chicago a few months ago.  She is without about the GOAT.  Her performances are even more incredible in person.

Nice!  She's definitely the 🐐. 

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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #61 on: June 24, 2024, 02:33:32 AM »
This is still the most bizarre and consistent non-sequitur schtick on this board.

And I hope that when the Olympics actually comes around that it disappears
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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #62 on: June 25, 2024, 09:15:02 AM »
Do they still have horse dancing in the olympics?  Still haven't figured out why horses are in the olympics.

Does anyone know if the #icrapintheseine protest actually happened?

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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #63 on: June 25, 2024, 09:17:23 AM »
Do they still have horse dancing in the olympics?  Still haven't figured out why horses are in the olympics.

Dressage!

The only reason I know this is a co-worker of mine is going to Paris with her husband and four adult children on their "dream Olympic trip." She was a horse rider as a child, so this is the event she wanted to attend the most.

They are also going to a day or two of track and field as well as some of the tennis matches.
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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #64 on: June 26, 2024, 05:48:26 PM »
Who wants to watch the Olympics when we can watch NASCAR?

NASCAR exponentially better than the Olympics!

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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #65 on: June 26, 2024, 06:10:50 PM »
Who wants to watch the Olympics when we can watch NASCAR?

NASCAR exponentially better than the Olympics!

lol.
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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #66 on: June 26, 2024, 06:32:13 PM »
Who wants to watch the Olympics when we can watch NASCAR?

NASCAR exponentially better than the Olympics!

People still watch Neckcar?
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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #67 on: June 26, 2024, 06:57:36 PM »
People still watch Neckcar?

Give him a break. He lives in Florida now.
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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #68 on: June 26, 2024, 07:16:08 PM »
Give him a break. He lives in Florida now.

I’m boycotting because it went woke
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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #69 on: June 26, 2024, 08:21:59 PM »
Maybe the Olympics should make NASCAR an Olympic sport!

A good test sport for LA2028.

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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #70 on: June 26, 2024, 08:25:42 PM »
Maybe the Olympics should make NASCAR an Olympic sport!

A good test sport for LA2028.

F1 would be better than Neckcar
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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #71 on: June 26, 2024, 10:52:34 PM »
F1 would be better than Neckcar

That's a lie.

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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #72 on: July 11, 2024, 03:25:22 PM »
Zach Lowe has team USA's chances of winning men's basketball at the Olympics at 51%.  Lol.  It's like 95%.  Their biggest challengers are teams like Canada whose 3rd best player is...Lou Dort?  Dillon Brooks?  RJ Barrett?  Or France whose third best player is...Fournier, Batum, Coulibaly, Yabusele, and Ntilikina are the only other NBA players.  Or Serbia whose 3rd best player is Poku?

Team USA's worst players are Tyrese Haliburton, Bam, and Derrick White.  Like come on.  The only way Team USA doesn't win is if everyone gets Covid and has symptoms.
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Re: 2024 Paris Olympics
« Reply #73 on: July 11, 2024, 03:26:23 PM »
I would feel better if Bronny was on the team.
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« Reply #74 on: July 11, 2024, 03:40:17 PM »
I would feel better if Bronny was on the team.
He earned it