Kolek Update

[Newsdreams]

TK doesn’t pay until cleared by the MU dental school. Full stop.

They will clear immediately, they're only interested in his $$$$.

[Newsdreams]

I know this is not a popular concept here, but I think Kolek, Shaka, and Kolek's doctor should confer and make the decisions.

Yeah, I don't think they take Scoop's opinion into consideration.

[Jables1604]

As some may know, I recently had an intercostal muscle strain (maybe similar to oblique?? But muscle tears in/around the rib cage area). The pain was intense and severe, and initially I thought I had cracked a rib(s).

For several days, the pain was crazy when doing certain things such as coughing and laughing. I was out of commission and my pickleball paddle was collecting cobwebs.

Around 10 days in I felt like I could go again and I think it was around 2 weeks, it was feeling pretty much all better.

So, I feel there is hope for Tyler.

That said, even if he’s doing great and is healthy and say we magically advance to the second weekend, I’ll continue to have nightmares and awful thoughts about him potentially making a move where it happens again and he’s dunzo. Every day will be a mental struggle for me in that regard.

PS - I approve of administering any type of drug or treatment to help him play

Judging by the video of your free throw shooting I’m going out on a ledge and guessing Tyler might be in a little better shape than you…and doesn’t buy his jerseys at Gap Kids…

[Newsdreams]

Judging by the video of your free throw shooting I’m going out on a ledge and guessing Tyler might be in a little better shape than you…and doesn’t buy his jerseys at Gap Kids…

Give JB a break he is on his way to official geezer

[Jay Bee]

Judging by the video of your free throw shooting I’m going out on a ledge and guessing Tyler might be in a little better shape than you…and doesn’t buy his jerseys at Gap Kids…

#FTsNoMatta

I shoot NBA+ treys

[Scoop Snoop]

Yeah, I don't think they take Scoop's opinion into consideration.

No surprise. Seems like Shaka ignores the tons of advice offered here to improve as a coach. Sometimes I wonder why we even bother. Some scoopers ' advice comes across as polite suggestions. Then there's Muggy's-authoritative and sternly demanding in tone. Yet Shaka apparently ignores his posts as well. Inexcusable! Unacceptable!

[muwarrior69]

No surprise. Seems like Shaka ignores the tons of advice offered here to improve as a coach. Sometimes I wonder why we even bother. Some scoopers ' advice comes across as polite suggestions. Then there's Muggy's-authoritative and sternly demanding in tone. Yet Shaka apparently ignores his posts as well.

Well, it was Scoop that got rid of Wojo.

[MarquetteVol]

Guys,

I have to be a bit careful here due to HIPAA laws but I’m one of the staff doctors for the team. The remarkable thing that’s not being reported is following the treatments we administered last week, Tyler now has the ability to throw passes 3x as fast with even greater pinpoint accuracy. It appears the muscle stimulation treatments have also triggered tremendous gains to his shooting distance now making 30-40 foot jumpers feel like layups to Tyler. Frankly it’s incredible.

The only other time I can remember seeing this in my career is when I worked in a pediatric capacity and a young 12-year old boy saw significant performance gains after recovering from a broken arm. I’m pretty sure you all remember Henry Rowengartner, the prodigal pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. What a story.


All this to say, whenever Tyler returns he will be a dominating force like we’ve never seen. As the other board likes to do, I’ll say something like DWade, Novak, Butch Lee and Tony Smith in a blender.

Make your travel plans to Phoenix. We’re going all the way!

[Scoop Snoop]

Well, it was Scoop that got rid of Wojo.

Yeah. And if Shaka doesn't get us to at least the Final Four this year, Scoop should probably get rid of him too.

[JustinLewisFanClubPres]

Guys,

I have to be a bit careful here due to HIPAA laws but I’m one of the staff doctors for the team. The remarkable thing that’s not being reported is following the treatments we administered last week, Tyler now has the ability to throw passes 3x as fast with even greater pinpoint accuracy. It appears the muscle stimulation treatments have also triggered tremendous gains to his shooting distance now making 30-40 foot jumpers feel like layups to Tyler. Frankly it’s incredible.

The only other time I can remember seeing this in my career is when I worked in a pediatric capacity and a young 12-year old boy saw significant performance gains after recovering from a broken arm. I’m pretty sure you all remember Henry Rowengartner, the prodigal pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. What a story.


All this to say, whenever Tyler returns he will be a dominating force like we’ve never seen. As the other board likes to do, I’ll say something like DWade, Novak, Butch Lee and Tony Smith in a blender.

Make your travel plans to Phoenix. We’re going all the way!

Nice! We have our own Henry Rowengartner in TyKo!

[21Jumpstreet]

🤣 that oblique and those molars are ready for some NCAA meat 🥩!!!

BBQ chicken

[MurphysTillClose]

Guys,

I have to be a bit careful here due to HIPAA laws but I’m one of the staff doctors for the team. The remarkable thing that’s not being reported is following the treatments we administered last week, Tyler now has the ability to throw passes 3x as fast with even greater pinpoint accuracy. It appears the muscle stimulation treatments have also triggered tremendous gains to his shooting distance now making 30-40 foot jumpers feel like layups to Tyler. Frankly it’s incredible.

The only other time I can remember seeing this in my career is when I worked in a pediatric capacity and a young 12-year old boy saw significant performance gains after recovering from a broken arm. I’m pretty sure you all remember Henry Rowengartner, the prodigal pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. What a story.


All this to say, whenever Tyler returns he will be a dominating force like we’ve never seen. As the other board likes to do, I’ll say something like DWade, Novak, Butch Lee and Tony Smith in a blender.

Make your travel plans to Phoenix. We’re going all the way!

Oh my God, it's Billy Frick

[FairWeatherEagle]

Guys,

I have to be a bit careful here due to HIPAA laws but I’m one of the staff doctors for the team. The remarkable thing that’s not being reported is following the treatments we administered last week, Tyler now has the ability to throw passes 3x as fast with even greater pinpoint accuracy. It appears the muscle stimulation treatments have also triggered tremendous gains to his shooting distance now making 30-40 foot jumpers feel like layups to Tyler. Frankly it’s incredible.

The only other time I can remember seeing this in my career is when I worked in a pediatric capacity and a young 12-year old boy saw significant performance gains after recovering from a broken arm. I’m pretty sure you all remember Henry Rowengartner, the prodigal pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. What a story.


All this to say, whenever Tyler returns he will be a dominating force like we’ve never seen. As the other board likes to do, I’ll say something like DWade, Novak, Butch Lee and Tony Smith in a blender.

Make your travel plans to Phoenix. We’re going all the way!

They did a documentary on this very thing some time ago... some thought medfield college players were medically enhanced as our wayward physician, Dr. MarquetteVol would claim but it really proved to be a substance applied to the shoes.
A prescient piece with Fred McMurray narrating. find more about this doc here:  https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054594/

[BrewCity83]

Who knew Flubber was real?!?!

[HowardsWorld]

Rosen-Burger warm up, your going in.

[Frenns Liquor Depot]

RosenMAZOS-Burger warm up, your going in.

Fify—scoopier

https://x.com/mazosburger/status/1237060356578541572?s=46&t=EPgIwcjzegj_0y0aa83fHA

[wadesworld]

Traveling to Cinci.  Heard that's a bad sign.  Setback?  Season over?

[JakeBarnes]

Guys,

I have to be a bit careful here due to HIPAA laws but I’m one of the staff doctors for the team. The remarkable thing that’s not being reported is following the treatments we administered last week, Tyler now has the ability to throw passes 3x as fast with even greater pinpoint accuracy. It appears the muscle stimulation treatments have also triggered tremendous gains to his shooting distance now making 30-40 foot jumpers feel like layups to Tyler. Frankly it’s incredible.

The only other time I can remember seeing this in my career is when I worked in a pediatric capacity and a young 12-year old boy saw significant performance gains after recovering from a broken arm. I’m pretty sure you all remember Henry Rowengartner, the prodigal pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. What a story.


All this to say, whenever Tyler returns he will be a dominating force like we’ve never seen. As the other board likes to do, I’ll say something like DWade, Novak, Butch Lee and Tony Smith in a blender.

Make your travel plans to Phoenix. We’re going all the way!

Now THAT is some funky buttlovin

[Uncle Rico]

Fify—scoopier

https://x.com/mazosburger/status/1237060356578541572?s=46&t=EPgIwcjzegj_0y0aa83fHA

https://x.com/mazosburger/status/664393187167858688?s=46&t=QSiaGcOIKZrrpw0ciZkI5Q

[Uncle Rico]

https://x.com/mazosburger/status/789692860903792640?s=46&t=QSiaGcOIKZrrpw0ciZkI5Q

[Uncle Rico]

https://x.com/mazosburger/status/670660216208433152?s=46&t=QSiaGcOIKZrrpw0ciZkI5Q

[Viper]

🤣 that oblique and those molars are ready for some NCAA meat 🥩!!!

haha! (btw, meant play, not pay)

[Viper]

Guys,

I have to be a bit careful here due to HIPAA laws but I’m one of the staff doctors for the team. The remarkable thing that’s not being reported is following the treatments we administered last week, Tyler now has the ability to throw passes 3x as fast with even greater pinpoint accuracy. It appears the muscle stimulation treatments have also triggered tremendous gains to his shooting distance now making 30-40 foot jumpers feel like layups to Tyler. Frankly it’s incredible.

The only other time I can remember seeing this in my career is when I worked in a pediatric capacity and a young 12-year old boy saw significant performance gains after recovering from a broken arm. I’m pretty sure you all remember Henry Rowengartner, the prodigal pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. What a story.


All this to say, whenever Tyler returns he will be a dominating force like we’ve never seen. As the other board likes to do, I’ll say something like DWade, Novak, Butch Lee and Tony Smith in a blender.

Make your travel plans to Phoenix. We’re going all the way!

in other words, bionic million dollar man, hey. He’s been rebuilt, better than before!!

[romey]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LiuKELXk7CE&si=5dmUFB_tcHue-1vC

I saw him in the shootaround

[rocky_warrior]

Traveling to Cinci.  Heard that's a bad sign.  Setback?  Season over?

In a casket?