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The Lens

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Chicago Murders +
« on: January 25, 2024, 07:43:28 AM »
Please use this space to catalog all the crime that happened to Scoopers who endeavored to see MU play in person last night in the crime ridden city of Chicago.

And yes Mods, I understand that Scoop has limited bandwidth so I know not every crime will be able to be documented.

I have heard from people close to the program that the team made it to the Lake Forest Oasis.  Apparently the team (traveling party of 43) has 77 armed guards (good guys with guns) protecting them.  But there looked to be 2500 MU fans there last night.  I would assume they're all dead.  2500 seems like a low murder count on typical Chicago night, but we'll see.

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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2024, 08:12:19 AM »
This ought to work out well.

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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2024, 08:42:59 AM »
I want to report David Joplin being too close to a guy shooting a half courter. That was a crime to me.

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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2024, 08:54:18 AM »
I want to report David Joplin being too close to a guy shooting a half courter. That was a crime to me.

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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2024, 09:59:55 AM »
Attendance was over 6K, and MU had more than 2500 fans. Closer to 5K. Great alumni event as MU reserved the whole restaurant. Packed. Free beer and pizza.

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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2024, 10:02:34 AM »
Attendance was over 6K, and MU had more than 2500 fans. Closer to 5K. Great alumni event as MU reserved the whole restaurant. Packed. Free beer and pizza.

Thank goodness the restaurant wasn't shot up by some lunatic who thought it was Comet Ping Pong and y'all were cannibals running a child sex-trafficking outfit.
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2024, 10:08:56 AM »
I heard some fans were beat to a pulp.  Unfortunately because they were not murdered, this does not count towards violent crime so I don't know the real number on that.
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2024, 10:53:27 AM »
I was murdered twice just reading this thread.

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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2024, 10:53:46 AM »
I heard some fans were beat to a pulp.

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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2024, 11:06:21 AM »
this is kinda weird-i suppose it's meant to be funny because...??  shouldn't it be in teal then?  otherwise, i sure hope no one got injured in any way or fashion much less murdered as i doubt anyone who knows someone who has been murdered or experienced violent crime would be amused. 

did someone say they weren't going to the game because they were afraid of being murdered?

anyway, have fun with this as i see many already are
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2024, 11:21:39 AM »
this is kinda weird-i suppose it's meant to be funny because...??  shouldn't it be in teal then?  otherwise, i sure hope no one got injured in any way or fashion much less murdered as i doubt anyone who knows someone who has been murdered or experienced violent crime would be amused. 

did someone say they weren't going to the game because they were afraid of being murdered?

anyway, have fun with this as i see many already are

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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2024, 11:26:29 AM »
O, dis iz fookin' hilarious. Sew taught provokin' and informative, aina?
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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2024, 11:39:45 AM »
this is kinda weird-i suppose it's meant to be funny because...??  shouldn't it be in teal then?  otherwise, i sure hope no one got injured in any way or fashion much less murdered as i doubt anyone who knows someone who has been murdered or experienced violent crime would be amused. 

did someone say they weren't going to the game because they were afraid of being murdered?

anyway, have fun with this as i see many already are

All of your posts are funny, yet none are in teal.
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2024, 11:43:00 AM »
Il Culaccino was filled with MU fans. Alas, they did not have their restaurant week menu available last night ( they learned their lesson last year, I think). Does that count as a crime of some sort?
On the other hand, it freed me up to order the pasta in vodka sauce, as opposed to their set Restaurant Week menu…

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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2024, 11:46:32 AM »
freed me up to order the pasta in vodka sauce

I can only assume you murdered that?

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« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2024, 11:51:13 AM »
It's almost like constantly dwelling on the crime rate of an American city is a ridiculous pursuit.

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« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2024, 11:53:54 AM »
How many crows were there in downtown Chicago?
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« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2024, 12:17:16 PM »
Mope


  me? it was one of your buds that put this thing out there-you should be helping him out here with all you profound wit and wisdom.  maybe even suggestions on how we can diminish "unfounded" fears of fellow scoopers and MU fans getting out and about
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« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2024, 12:22:02 PM »
maybe even suggestions on how we can diminish "unfounded" fears of fellow scoopers and MU fans getting out and about

1. Check to make sure your dentist didn't graduate from Marquette.
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« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2024, 12:26:51 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2024, 12:26:58 PM »
1. Check to make sure your dentist didn't graduate from Marquette.
I did that last week. 
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« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2024, 12:37:36 PM »

  me? it was one of your buds that put this thing out there-you should be helping him out here with all you profound wit and wisdom.  maybe even suggestions on how we can diminish "unfounded" fears of fellow scoopers and MU fans getting out and about

You posted this 49 minutes after 4ever answered a question about how to buy parking with a post about 700 break-ins in the Fiserv parking structure.

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« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2024, 12:47:22 PM »

  me? it was one of your buds that put this thing out there-you should be helping him out here with all you profound wit and wisdom.  maybe even suggestions on how we can diminish "unfounded" fears of fellow scoopers and MU fans getting out and about

From the little I know about Lens (basically nothing), I figure I don't need to tell them that they simply do not need to be afraid of minorities. A healthy paranoia of their healthcare providers now, that may be good advice now more than ever!

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« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2024, 01:36:08 PM »
You posted this 49 minutes after 4ever answered a question about how to buy parking with a post about 700 break-ins in the Fiserv parking structure.

The call is coming from inside the house.


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« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2024, 01:40:42 PM »
From the little I know about Lens (basically nothing), I figure I don't need to tell them that they simply do not need to be afraid of minorities. A healthy paranoia of their healthcare providers now, that may be good advice now more than ever!

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