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The Lens

Please use this space to catalog all the crime that happened to Scoopers who endeavored to see MU play in person last night in the crime ridden city of Chicago.

And yes Mods, I understand that Scoop has limited bandwidth so I know not every crime will be able to be documented.

I have heard from people close to the program that the team made it to the Lake Forest Oasis.  Apparently the team (traveling party of 43) has 77 armed guards (good guys with guns) protecting them.  But there looked to be 2500 MU fans there last night.  I would assume they're all dead.  2500 seems like a low murder count on typical Chicago night, but we'll see.

Say your prayers.
The Teal Train has left the station and Lens is day drinking in the bar car.    ---- Dr. Blackheart

History is so valuable if you have the humility to learn from it.    ---- Shaka Smart

Dickthedribbler

This ought to work out well.

cheebs09

I want to report David Joplin being too close to a guy shooting a half courter. That was a crime to me.

The Lens

Quote from: cheebs09 on January 25, 2024, 08:42:59 AM
I want to report David Joplin being too close to a guy shooting a half courter. That was a crime to me.

crime begets crime
The Teal Train has left the station and Lens is day drinking in the bar car.    ---- Dr. Blackheart

History is so valuable if you have the humility to learn from it.    ---- Shaka Smart

Dr. Blackheart

Attendance was over 6K, and MU had more than 2500 fans. Closer to 5K. Great alumni event as MU reserved the whole restaurant. Packed. Free beer and pizza.

MU82

Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on January 25, 2024, 09:59:55 AM
Attendance was over 6K, and MU had more than 2500 fans. Closer to 5K. Great alumni event as MU reserved the whole restaurant. Packed. Free beer and pizza.

Thank goodness the restaurant wasn't shot up by some lunatic who thought it was Comet Ping Pong and y'all were cannibals running a child sex-trafficking outfit.
"It's not how white men fight." - Tucker Carlson

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." - George Washington

wadesworld

I heard some fans were beat to a pulp.  Unfortunately because they were not murdered, this does not count towards violent crime so I don't know the real number on that.

rocky_warrior

I was murdered twice just reading this thread.

tower912

Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

rocket surgeon

this is kinda weird-i suppose it's meant to be funny because...??  shouldn't it be in teal then?  otherwise, i sure hope no one got injured in any way or fashion much less murdered as i doubt anyone who knows someone who has been murdered or experienced violent crime would be amused. 

did someone say they weren't going to the game because they were afraid of being murdered?

anyway, have fun with this as i see many already are
felz Houston ate uncle boozie's hands

This is what Orwell warned us about…SMH

Quote from: rocket surgeon on January 25, 2024, 11:06:21 AM
this is kinda weird-i suppose it's meant to be funny because...??  shouldn't it be in teal then?  otherwise, i sure hope no one got injured in any way or fashion much less murdered as i doubt anyone who knows someone who has been murdered or experienced violent crime would be amused. 

did someone say they weren't going to the game because they were afraid of being murdered?

anyway, have fun with this as i see many already are

Mope

4everwarriors

O, dis iz fookin' hilarious. Sew taught provokin' and informative, aina?
"Give 'Em Hell, Al"

wadesworld

Quote from: rocket surgeon on January 25, 2024, 11:06:21 AM
this is kinda weird-i suppose it's meant to be funny because...??  shouldn't it be in teal then?  otherwise, i sure hope no one got injured in any way or fashion much less murdered as i doubt anyone who knows someone who has been murdered or experienced violent crime would be amused. 

did someone say they weren't going to the game because they were afraid of being murdered?

anyway, have fun with this as i see many already are

All of your posts are funny, yet none are in teal.

Warriors4ever

Il Culaccino was filled with MU fans. Alas, they did not have their restaurant week menu available last night ( they learned their lesson last year, I think). Does that count as a crime of some sort?
On the other hand, it freed me up to order the pasta in vodka sauce, as opposed to their set Restaurant Week menu...

rocky_warrior

Quote from: Warriors4ever on January 25, 2024, 11:43:00 AM
freed me up to order the pasta in vodka sauce

I can only assume you murdered that?

The Lens

It's almost like constantly dwelling on the crime rate of an American city is a ridiculous pursuit.

huh. 
The Teal Train has left the station and Lens is day drinking in the bar car.    ---- Dr. Blackheart

History is so valuable if you have the humility to learn from it.    ---- Shaka Smart

tower912

How many crows were there in downtown Chicago?
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

rocket surgeon

Quote from: Plaque Lives Matter! on January 25, 2024, 11:21:39 AM
Mope


  me? it was one of your buds that put this thing out there-you should be helping him out here with all you profound wit and wisdom.  maybe even suggestions on how we can diminish "unfounded" fears of fellow scoopers and MU fans getting out and about
felz Houston ate uncle boozie's hands

The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole

Quote from: rocket surgeon on January 25, 2024, 12:17:16 PM
maybe even suggestions on how we can diminish "unfounded" fears of fellow scoopers and MU fans getting out and about

1. Check to make sure your dentist didn't graduate from Marquette.
Matthew 25:40: Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.

Uncle Rico

Ramsey head thoroughly up his ass.

tower912

Quote from: The Sultan of Semantics on January 25, 2024, 12:22:02 PM
1. Check to make sure your dentist didn't graduate from Marquette.
I did that last week. 
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

The Lens

Quote from: rocket surgeon on January 25, 2024, 12:17:16 PM

  me? it was one of your buds that put this thing out there-you should be helping him out here with all you profound wit and wisdom.  maybe even suggestions on how we can diminish "unfounded" fears of fellow scoopers and MU fans getting out and about

You posted this 49 minutes after 4ever answered a question about how to buy parking with a post about 700 break-ins in the Fiserv parking structure.

The call is coming from inside the house. 
The Teal Train has left the station and Lens is day drinking in the bar car.    ---- Dr. Blackheart

History is so valuable if you have the humility to learn from it.    ---- Shaka Smart

This is what Orwell warned us about…SMH

Quote from: rocket surgeon on January 25, 2024, 12:17:16 PM

  me? it was one of your buds that put this thing out there-you should be helping him out here with all you profound wit and wisdom.  maybe even suggestions on how we can diminish "unfounded" fears of fellow scoopers and MU fans getting out and about

From the little I know about Lens (basically nothing), I figure I don't need to tell them that they simply do not need to be afraid of minorities. A healthy paranoia of their healthcare providers now, that may be good advice now more than ever!

wadesworld

Quote from: The Lens on January 25, 2024, 12:37:36 PM
You posted this 49 minutes after 4ever answered a question about how to buy parking with a post about 700 break-ins in the Fiserv parking structure.

The call is coming from inside the house.


LOL

Apolitical Warrior

Quote from: Plaque Lives Matter! on January 25, 2024, 12:47:22 PM
From the little I know about Lens (basically nothing), I figure I don't need to tell them that they simply do not need to be afraid of minorities. A healthy paranoia of their healthcare providers now, that may be good advice now more than ever!

All teeth matter

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