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Author Topic: Man Turns Himself Into Collie  (Read 2031 times)

Herman Cain

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Man Turns Himself Into Collie
« on: July 30, 2023, 02:00:03 PM »
« Last Edit: August 13, 2023, 09:01:27 PM by Herman Cain »
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2023, 02:28:19 PM »
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2023, 02:32:29 PM »
$14,000 goes a long way in therapy.
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2023, 02:59:13 PM »
Well, at least he didn't feel like a woman  and chop off his Gerkie, hey?
« Last Edit: July 30, 2023, 03:51:22 PM by 4everwarriors »
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Dickthedribbler

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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2023, 03:45:37 PM »
From the article:

"I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I'm weird, " he said in .........

NAW, no way dude.
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2023, 04:00:57 PM »
Quote from: 4everwarriors on July 30, 2023, 02:59:13 PM
Well, at least he didn't feel like a woman  and chop off his Gerkie, hey?

4ever talks about dicks again. Take a drink
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MuggsyB

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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2023, 04:02:18 PM »
Quote from: 4everwarriors on July 30, 2023, 02:59:13 PM
Well, at least he didn't feel like a woman  and chop off his Gerkie, hey?

How do you know?  Maybe he's been multiple genders and animals? 
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2023, 04:23:05 PM »
Quote from: ZaLiN on July 30, 2023, 04:00:57 PM
4ever talks about dicks again. Take a drink

Who’s ahead in the contest? 4ever or JB?
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2023, 04:38:55 PM »
At least that collie gets outside to touch/pee on grass, unlike some of you basement dwellers.
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2023, 05:32:42 PM »
How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2023, 05:35:29 PM »
I accidentally turned myself into a cul-de-sac.
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2023, 05:43:07 PM »
Quote from: GB Warrior on July 30, 2023, 05:32:42 PM
How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this

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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2023, 05:46:45 PM »
Quote from: tower912 on July 30, 2023, 05:35:29 PM
I accidentally turned myself into a cul-de-sac.

And accidentally won the republican nomination for your congressional seat
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2023, 06:22:44 PM »
Quote from: GB Warrior on July 30, 2023, 05:32:42 PM
How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this

There's nothing you can say with this one. 
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2023, 06:33:14 PM »
Quote from: GB Warrior on July 30, 2023, 05:32:42 PM
How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this

"So, most furies spend $5k on colorful aspirational fursuits. This person, for some reason, wanted to cosplay a literal collie.

Always remember kids: You can yiff someone in a fursuit, but having relations with actual animals is illegal"
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2023, 06:40:51 PM »
Quote from: Skatastrophy on July 30, 2023, 06:33:14 PM
"So, most furies spend $5k on colorful aspirational fursuits. This person, for some reason, wanted to cosplay a literal collie.

Always remember kids: You can yiff someone in a fursuit, but having relations with actual animals is illegal"

Idk slippery slope
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2023, 08:18:51 PM »
Cheesehead congressman turns into a raging lunatic.   Do you need a litter box for that?
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2023, 09:49:54 PM »
I know it’s kind of beside the point when we’re looking at that level of crazy, but that is not a border collie. If he asked for a border collie costume, he deserves a refund.
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2023, 11:23:47 PM »
Quote from: StillAWarrior on July 30, 2023, 09:49:54 PM
I know it’s kind of beside the point when we’re looking at that level of crazy, but that is not a border collie. If he asked for a border collie costume, he deserves a refund.

LOL!  You're exactly right!  I was so disturbed that I completely missed this obvious error in the title of the thread. 
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Collie
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2023, 09:02:13 PM »
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Collie
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2023, 01:53:53 PM »
Well, he self-identified.

Where are we going next?
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Collie
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2023, 05:22:07 PM »
Bow Wow, Aarf Aarf, Grrrr, Woof Woof.
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2023, 08:13:52 PM »
Quote from: ZaLiN on July 30, 2023, 04:00:57 PM
4ever talks about dicks again. Take a drink

  i didn't see him mention you or jock breath in his post...no drink
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Collie
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2023, 09:04:57 PM »
I would have opted to be a yellow lab. But that's just me.
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Re: Man Turns Himself Into Border Collie
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2023, 10:48:20 PM »
Quote from: rocket surgeon on August 14, 2023, 08:13:52 PM
  i didn't see him mention you or jock breath in his post...no drink

Serious question. What sort of feelings or trauma are you repressing to where you have regressed to the mental posting acuity of an edge lord 4th grader?
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