Man Turns Himself Into Collie

[Herman Cain]

Living out his dream

https://nypost.com/2023/07/28/toco-the-human-border-collie-steps-out-for-first-ever-walk-in-public/

[MuggsyB]

Living out his dream

https://nypost.com/2023/07/28/toco-the-human-border-collie-steps-out-for-first-ever-walk-in-public/

Uhh....wtf? 

[Jockey]

$14,000 goes a long way in therapy.

[4everwarriors]

Well, at least he didn't feel like a woman  and chop off his Gerkie, hey?

[Dickthedribbler]

From the article:

"I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I'm weird, " he said in .........

NAW, no way dude.

[Not all scoop users are created equal apparently]

Well, at least he didn't feel like a woman  and chop off his Gerkie, hey?

4ever talks about dicks again. Take a drink

[MuggsyB]

Well, at least he didn't feel like a woman  and chop off his Gerkie, hey?

How do you know?  Maybe he's been multiple genders and animals? 

[Jockey]

4ever talks about dicks again. Take a drink

Who's ahead in the contest? 4ever or JB?

[Skatastrophy]

At least that collie gets outside to touch/pee on grass, unlike some of you basement dwellers.

[GB Warrior]

How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this

[tower912]

I accidentally turned myself into a cul-de-sac.

[Not all scoop users are created equal apparently]

How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this

Vote

[GB Warrior]

I accidentally turned myself into a cul-de-sac.

And accidentally won the republican nomination for your congressional seat

[MuggsyB]

How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this

There's nothing you can say with this one. 

[Skatastrophy]

How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this

"So, most furies spend $5k on colorful aspirational fursuits. This person, for some reason, wanted to cosplay a literal collie.

Always remember kids: You can yiff someone in a fursuit, but having relations with actual animals is illegal"

[GB Warrior]

"So, most furies spend $5k on colorful aspirational fursuits. This person, for some reason, wanted to cosplay a literal collie.

Always remember kids: You can yiff someone in a fursuit, but having relations with actual animals is illegal"

Idk slippery slope

[tower912]

Cheesehead congressman turns into a raging lunatic.   Do you need a litter box for that?

[StillAWarrior]

I know it's kind of beside the point when we're looking at that level of crazy, but that is not a border collie. If he asked for a border collie costume, he deserves a refund.

[MuggsyB]

I know it's kind of beside the point when we're looking at that level of crazy, but that is not a border collie. If he asked for a border collie costume, he deserves a refund.

LOL!  You're exactly right!  I was so disturbed that I completely missed this obvious error in the title of the thread. 

[Herman Cain]

Family accepting of his initiative https://nypost.com/2023/08/12/man-who-spent-14k-on-collie-suit-doesnt-want-to-be-a-dog/

[dgies9156]

Well, he self-identified.

Where are we going next?

[NCMUFan]

Bow Wow, Aarf Aarf, Grrrr, Woof Woof.

[rocket surgeon]

4ever talks about dicks again. Take a drink

  i didn't see him mention you or jock breath in his post...no drink

[Dickthedribbler]

I would have opted to be a yellow lab. But that's just me.

[Not all scoop users are created equal apparently]

  i didn't see him mention you or jock breath in his post...no drink

Serious question. What sort of feelings or trauma are you repressing to where you have regressed to the mental posting acuity of an edge lord 4th grader?