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Dickthedribbler

July 07, 2023, 09:05:23 PM
Day 6 of Cocaine-gate and the Secret Service of the United States of America still professes to not having a clue as to who introduced what I believe is a Class II controlled substance into one of the most heavily fortressed buildings in the country. Heard one of their spokespersons say yesterday that
"we may never find out what happened".

Indeed.

I'm trying to ponder the other 99.9 % of the situations where a white powdery substance might be found in the building where the most powerful man in the world lives and works. That building would be torn apart brick by brick until they got the answer.

Unless of course we're being "snowed".

Uncle Rico

#1
July 07, 2023, 09:15:47 PM
Quote from: Dickthedribbler on July 07, 2023, 09:05:23 PM
Day 6 of Cocaine-gate and the Secret Service of the United States of America still professes to not having a clue as to who introduced what I believe is a Class II controlled substance into one of the most heavily fortressed buildings in the country. Heard one of their spokespersons say yesterday that
"we may never find out what happened".

Indeed.

I'm trying to ponder the other 99.9 % of the situations where a white powdery substance might be found in the building where the most powerful man in the world lives and works. That building would be torn apart brick by brick until they got the answer.

Unless of course we're being "snowed".

It was Jesus
Guster is for Lovers

wadesworld

#2
July 07, 2023, 09:16:17 PM
It depends on what agenda Trump is trying to push today.

Shaka Shart

#3
July 07, 2023, 09:17:26 PM
Cocaine mitch
" There are two things I can consistently smell.    Poop and Chlorine.  All poop smells like acrid baby poop mixed with diaper creme. And almost anything that smells remotely like poop; porta-johns, water filtration plants, fertilizer, etc., smells exactly the same." - Tower912

Re: COVID-19

GB Warrior

#4
July 07, 2023, 09:19:42 PM
John Podesta brought it when he was giving UFO intel

Herman Cain

#5
July 07, 2023, 09:24:00 PM
Quote from: Dickthedribbler on July 07, 2023, 09:05:23 PM
Day 6 of Cocaine-gate and the Secret Service of the United States of America still professes to not having a clue as to who introduced what I believe is a Class II controlled substance into one of the most heavily fortressed buildings in the country. Heard one of their spokespersons say yesterday that
"we may never find out what happened".

Indeed.

I'm trying to ponder the other 99.9 % of the situations where a white powdery substance might be found in the building where the most powerful man in the world lives and works. That building would be torn apart brick by brick until they got the answer.

Unless of course we're being "snowed".

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12272303/amp/White-House-cocaine-near-Situation-Room.html
"It was a Great Day until it wasn't"
    ——Rory McIlroy on Final Round at Pinehurst

Shaka Shart

#6
July 07, 2023, 09:27:59 PM


A second dimebag location has hit the White House
" There are two things I can consistently smell.    Poop and Chlorine.  All poop smells like acrid baby poop mixed with diaper creme. And almost anything that smells remotely like poop; porta-johns, water filtration plants, fertilizer, etc., smells exactly the same." - Tower912

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tower912

#7
July 07, 2023, 09:30:18 PM
Ooh, Clue.   Colonel Mustard.....

My money is on low to mid level staffer who either did it as a prank or forgot they had it and panicked.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

Uncle Rico

#8
July 07, 2023, 09:49:13 PM
Quote from: tower912 on July 07, 2023, 09:30:18 PM
Ooh, Clue.   Colonel Mustard.....

My money is on low to mid level staffer who either did it as a prank or forgot they had it and panicked.

It was Hunter.  We got him
Guster is for Lovers

GB Warrior

#9
July 07, 2023, 10:02:12 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on July 07, 2023, 09:49:13 PM
It was Hunter.  We got him

We all know Hunter is a member of the Clean Plate Club; not a chance that's his

MU82

#10
July 07, 2023, 10:07:45 PM
Marilyn Monroe?
"It's not how white men fight." - Tucker Carlson

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." - George Washington

"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

Shaka Shart

#11
July 07, 2023, 10:44:10 PM
Calling him sleepy joe but then complaining about finding cocaine? Make up your dang mind!
" There are two things I can consistently smell.    Poop and Chlorine.  All poop smells like acrid baby poop mixed with diaper creme. And almost anything that smells remotely like poop; porta-johns, water filtration plants, fertilizer, etc., smells exactly the same." - Tower912

Re: COVID-19

🏀

#12
July 07, 2023, 10:48:34 PM
There's a Cocaine gate? Let alone day 6?

Get better news.

GB Warrior

#13
July 07, 2023, 10:51:19 PM
Don Jr switching sides?

Shaka Shart

#14
July 07, 2023, 11:02:26 PM
Now that affirmative action is over, white powder can finally be out and proud in our nations capitol.
" There are two things I can consistently smell.    Poop and Chlorine.  All poop smells like acrid baby poop mixed with diaper creme. And almost anything that smells remotely like poop; porta-johns, water filtration plants, fertilizer, etc., smells exactly the same." - Tower912

Re: COVID-19

Skatastrophy

#15
July 07, 2023, 11:18:39 PM
I just wish people would find the baggie at my house damn

HutchwasClutch

#16
July 07, 2023, 11:49:33 PM
All of you replying (not you Herm) are funny and clever as you are smart.  Keep trying though.  Your rank hypocrisy is slightly entertaining at least. 

The Sultan

#17
July 08, 2023, 06:26:28 AM
Quote from: HutchwasClutch on July 07, 2023, 11:49:33 PM
All of you replying (not you Herm) are funny and clever as you are smart.  Keep trying though.  Your rank hypocrisy is slightly entertaining at least. 


Who's being hypocritical?

I hope they find out what happened, but will reserve judgement until I find out more information.
"I am one of those who think the best friend of a nation is he who most faithfully rebukes her for her sins—and he her worst enemy, who, under the specious and popular garb of patriotism, seeks to excuse, palliate, and defend them" - Frederick Douglass

TSmith34, Inc.

#18
July 08, 2023, 06:41:50 AM
The dire shortage of infant blood is forcing some Dems to take andrenochrome in powdered form. Hard times for us all.
If you think for one second that I am comparing the USA to China you have bumped your hard.

tower912

#19
July 08, 2023, 07:04:47 AM
If it was marked 'Classified', then the last guy was probably waving it around showing it to everyone and then forgot to take it with him.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

Uncle Rico

#20
July 08, 2023, 07:06:23 AM
Quote from: HutchwasClutch on July 07, 2023, 11:49:33 PM
All of you replying (not you Herm) are funny and clever as you are smart.  Keep trying though.  Your rank hypocrisy is slightly entertaining at least.

I am taking it serious.  We got Hunter.  He can no longer be president
Guster is for Lovers

Pakuni

#21
July 08, 2023, 07:18:59 AM
The smart funny clever hypocrisy of this thread is disgusting.

tower912

#23
July 08, 2023, 07:25:46 AM Last Edit: July 08, 2023, 07:52:43 AM by tower912
My first reply was serious.   I think it will end up being someone we've never heard of and it may end up being a prank gone awry.   A snarky intern?
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.
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