The Perfect Marriage -Dick Van Dyke Version

[Uncle Rico]

I pictured his wife to be less...like someone that Rico would enjoy.

Judging women based on looks isn't the way of Jesus.  There might even be a commandment about it

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Judging women based on looks isn't the way of Jesus.  There might even be a commandment about it

Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel.

[Uncle Rico]

Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel.

Ah, yes.  Woke, too.  Just living that Christian life, I am

[Lennys Tap]

Several years ago driving home from southern Indiana we detoured through Danville so I could take a picture of his childhood home.
Danville was pretty depressing.

My Mom was born in Danville. Her family moved to Whiting, In when she was 3.

She somehow overcame both.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Ah, yes.  Woke, too.  Just living that Christian life, I am

A woke, Christian incel.

Someone get the FBI out to rico's crib for a red flag check.

[4everwarriors]

Gotta blame white, straight, males, aina?

[Uncle Rico]

Gotta blame white, straight, males, aina?

Yup, we don't catch any breaks.

[4everwarriors]

Well, accordin' ta dat genius AOC, hey?

[tower912]

I really want Rico and Ziggy to go on a pot buying excursion together and live stream the drive, a la Seinfeld's comedians in cars getting coffee.     

[ZiggysFryBoy]

I really want Rico and Ziggy to go on a pot buying excursion together and live stream the drive, a la Seinfeld's comedians in cars getting coffee.   

Only if we can blaze with you in your garage.

[tower912]

Never have, never will.    But that doesn't mean I wouldn't find you two doing a combination of Crossfire and Cheech and Chong wildly entertaining.   

[Herman Cain]

Dick Van Dyke escapes death again....

https://nypost.com/2024/12/12/entertainment/dick-van-dyke-crawled-to-his-car-to-escape-malibu-fires/

[Shaka Shart]

Dick Van Dyke escapes death again....

https://nypost.com/2024/12/12/entertainment/dick-van-dyke-crawled-to-his-car-to-escape-malibu-fires/

Hope he gets laid tonight

[cheebs09]

I wonder if he will outlive Joe Lieberman.

[WellsstreetWanderer]

When I think of Dick I remember seeing him on the deck of Starbucks in Malibu. He was sitting at a table chuckling loudly while feeding coffee cake crumbs to a couple of sparrows. He looked so happy and content.