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Irish Rooster kills Man

Started by Herman Cain, February 20, 2023, 05:46:05 PM

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Herman Cain

Irish rooster with a violent past kills man with attack to the back of his leg, court says

https://www.foxnews.com/world/irish-rooster-violent-past-kills-man-attack-back-leg-court
"It was a Great Day until it wasn't"
    ——Rory McIlroy on Final Round at Pinehurst

ZiggysFryBoy

Guess that cock didn't have the Irish curse,  aina?

Dickthedribbler


StillAWarrior

Never wrestle with a pig.  You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

MuggsyB

Quote from: StillAWarrior on February 21, 2023, 07:52:34 AM
This will make Muggsy's day.

Apparently the rooster was upset about something. 

JWags85

Avoiding any of the tired Fox News tropes, this is one of the most incredible news articles Ive read in a long time.

-"Violent past"
-stock photo of an angry looking rooster
-rooster somehow punctures his femoral artery in his calf
-softly mutters "rooster" when dying like "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane
-Daughter saying there should be blood cleanup support for animal inflected death situations

Its like an Onion piece...except the Irish Examiner is a 180 year old newspaper

tower912

Easy and obvious joke is that the guy had it coming due to previous interactions with the rooster.   Battered rooster syndrome.   
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

ZiggysFryBoy

Quote from: tower912 on February 21, 2023, 10:58:14 AM
Easy and obvious joke is that the guy had it coming due to previous interactions with the rooster.   Battered rooster syndrome.

Tsmith suffers from battered cock syndrome. 

But it's self inflicted on his wee, wee, wee weewee.


lawdog77


JWags85

Quote from: lawdog77 on February 21, 2023, 03:38:28 PM
"I wish I was dead the next morning"

Thats the motto of any beverage containing cinnamon schnapps

pbiflyer

Quote from: tower912 on February 21, 2023, 10:58:14 AM
Easy and obvious joke is that the guy had it coming due to previous interactions with the rooster.   Battered rooster syndrome.

Mmmmm, battered rooster. Delicious.

NCMUFan

#12
Never turn your back on a rooster.
Getting flogged is never fun.
Innate in them to want to do it.
Some meaner than others.
Equivalent to pounding a nail in your calf.

Dickthedribbler

Quote from: pbiflyer on February 21, 2023, 06:11:27 PM
Mmmmm, battered rooster. Delicious.

Tastes a bit like Spotted Owl. Or California Condor.

The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole

Quote from: NCMUFan on February 22, 2023, 07:15:12 PM
Never turn your back on a rooster.
Getting flogged is never fun.
Innate in them to want to do it.
Some meaner than others.
Equivalent to pounding a nail in your calf.

This haiku's terrible.
Matthew 25:40: Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.

NCMUFan

Thank you for the warm compliment considering I wasn't trying to write a haiku.