Irish Rooster kills Man

[Herman Cain]

Irish rooster with a violent past kills man with attack to the back of his leg, court says

https://www.foxnews.com/world/irish-rooster-violent-past-kills-man-attack-back-leg-court

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Guess that cock didn't have the Irish curse,  aina?

[Dickthedribbler]

Guess that cock didn't have the Irish curse,  aina?

 

[StillAWarrior]

This will make Muggsy's day.

[MuggsyB]

This will make Muggsy's day.

Apparently the rooster was upset about something. 

[JWags85]

Avoiding any of the tired Fox News tropes, this is one of the most incredible news articles Ive read in a long time.

-"Violent past"
-stock photo of an angry looking rooster
-rooster somehow punctures his femoral artery in his calf
-softly mutters "rooster" when dying like "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane
-Daughter saying there should be blood cleanup support for animal inflected death situations

Its like an Onion piece...except the Irish Examiner is a 180 year old newspaper

[tower912]

Easy and obvious joke is that the guy had it coming due to previous interactions with the rooster.   Battered rooster syndrome.   

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Easy and obvious joke is that the guy had it coming due to previous interactions with the rooster.   Battered rooster syndrome.

Tsmith suffers from battered cock syndrome. 

But it's self inflicted on his wee, wee, wee weewee.

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

Alice in Chains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs

[lawdog77]

Had a few too many of these, where I wish I was dead the next morning

https://www.thespruceeats.com/rooster-cocktail-recipe-761492

[JWags85]

"I wish I was dead the next morning"

Thats the motto of any beverage containing cinnamon schnapps

[pbiflyer]

Easy and obvious joke is that the guy had it coming due to previous interactions with the rooster.   Battered rooster syndrome.

Mmmmm, battered rooster. Delicious.

[NCMUFan]

Never turn your back on a rooster.
Getting flogged is never fun.
Innate in them to want to do it.
Some meaner than others.
Equivalent to pounding a nail in your calf.

[Dickthedribbler]

Mmmmm, battered rooster. Delicious.

Tastes a bit like Spotted Owl. Or California Condor.

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

Never turn your back on a rooster.
Getting flogged is never fun.
Innate in them to want to do it.
Some meaner than others.
Equivalent to pounding a nail in your calf.

This haiku's terrible.

[NCMUFan]

Thank you for the warm compliment considering I wasn't trying to write a haiku.