Thor The Walrus

[Herman Cain]

New Years fireworks cancelled due to Thor the Walrus

https://www.rt.com/news/569260-walrus-new-year-uk/

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/people/scarborough-walrus-all-the-best-photos-of-thor-as-large-crowds-gather-to-see-rare-arctic-visitor-to-yorkshire-3970714

Looks like Thor has gone back to Sea

https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jan/01/thor-the-walrus-filmed-returning-to-the-sea-at-scarborough

[real chili 83]

So YOU are Mugsy!

[tower912]

Is that the one from Avengers Endgame?

[MuggsyB]

Thor is a good boy. 

[Uncle Rico]

Thor is a good boy. 

He looks delicious

[MuggsyB]

He looks delicious

Stop ridiculing and threatening our marine mammals.  They're big sea puppies. 

[Uncle Rico]

Stop ridiculing and threatening our marine mammals.  They're big sea puppies.

I bet I could take Thor in a fight

[MuggsyB]

I bet I could take Thor in a fight

Lol.

He might show some mercy in your case.  Orphaned baby walruses behave exactly like puppies under human care.  Although they weigh about 250 lbs.   

[Uncle Rico]

Lol.

He might show some mercy in your case.  Orphaned baby walruses behave exactly like puppies under human care.  Although they weigh about 250 lbs.   

Can he even dunk?

[MuggsyB]

Can he even dunk?

Maybe if he was trained although probably unlikely.  There was a sea otter at the Portland aquarium that dunked daily named Eddie. 

[TSmith34, Inc.]

The dude is a fat ass. Needs some cardio.

[real chili 83]

What does Thor and Tupperware have in common?

[Dr. Blackheart]

What does Thor and Tupperware have in common?

Bada Bing.

Why did the penguin break up with the walrus?

Because they were polar opposites.

[MuggsyB]

The dude is a fat ass. Needs some cardio.

Walruses are naturally heavy and according to Greenlandic researchers never get full TSmith.  They don't have self-esteem issues about their weight. 

[The Sultan]

Yeah we don't need fat shaming here. I'm all about supporting Thor's body positivity.

[Uncle Rico]

Walruses are naturally heavy and according to Greenlandic researchers never get full TSmith.  They don't have self-esteem issues about their weight.

I doubt Thor can box out

[tower912]

Goo goo g'joob

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Yeah we don't need fat shaming here. I'm all about supporting Thor's body positivity.

A little less fatty mackerel and a little more orange roughy, you know? Maybe mix in a little seaweed and kelp, and for god's sake, get off the pavement and swim a few laps around the harbor once in the while.

[MuggsyB]

A little less fatty mackerel and a little more orange roughy, you know? Maybe mix in a little seaweed and kelp, and for god's sake, get off the pavement and swim a few laps around the harbor once in the while.

Mix in some seaweed?  He's a walrus!!  They need clams and an assortment of shellfish. It's not their fault they don't get full TSmith and again they weigh north of 200 as walrus pups.  Telling Olaf to mix in some seaweed is absurd.