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Thor The Walrus
« on: January 01, 2023, 02:37:10 PM »
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2023, 03:08:02 PM »
So YOU are Mugsy!
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2023, 03:10:38 PM »
Is that the one from Avengers Endgame?
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2023, 05:36:11 PM »
Thor is a good boy.  :)
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2023, 05:42:44 PM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on January 01, 2023, 05:36:11 PM
Thor is a good boy.  :)

He looks delicious
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2023, 06:23:21 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Rico on January 01, 2023, 05:42:44 PM
He looks delicious

Stop ridiculing and threatening our marine mammals.  They're big sea puppies. 
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2023, 07:33:13 AM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on January 02, 2023, 06:23:21 AM
Stop ridiculing and threatening our marine mammals.  They're big sea puppies.

I bet I could take Thor in a fight
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2023, 08:53:19 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Rico on January 02, 2023, 07:33:13 AM
I bet I could take Thor in a fight

Lol.

He might show some mercy in your case.  Orphaned baby walruses behave exactly like puppies under human care.  Although they weigh about 250 lbs.   :)
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2023, 08:55:19 AM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on January 02, 2023, 08:53:19 AM
Lol.

He might show some mercy in your case.  Orphaned baby walruses behave exactly like puppies under human care.  Although they weigh about 250 lbs.   :)

Can he even dunk?
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2023, 08:57:47 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Rico on January 02, 2023, 08:55:19 AM
Can he even dunk?

Maybe if he was trained although probably unlikely.  There was a sea otter at the Portland aquarium that dunked daily named Eddie.  :)
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2023, 09:39:16 AM »
The dude is a fat ass. Needs some cardio.
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2023, 10:11:11 AM »
What does Thor and Tupperware have in common?
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2023, 10:18:57 AM »
Quote from: real chili 83 on January 02, 2023, 10:11:11 AM
What does Thor and Tupperware have in common?

Bada Bing.

Why did the penguin break up with the walrus?

Because they were polar opposites.
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2023, 02:50:30 PM »
Quote from: TSmith34 on January 02, 2023, 09:39:16 AM
The dude is a fat ass. Needs some cardio.

Walruses are naturally heavy and according to Greenlandic researchers never get full TSmith.  They don't have self-esteem issues about their weight. 
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2023, 02:53:05 PM »
Yeah we don’t need fat shaming here. I’m all about supporting Thor’s body positivity.
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2023, 03:01:17 PM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on January 02, 2023, 02:50:30 PM
Walruses are naturally heavy and according to Greenlandic researchers never get full TSmith.  They don't have self-esteem issues about their weight.

I doubt Thor can box out
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2023, 03:17:31 PM »
Goo goo g'joob
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2023, 05:32:54 PM »
Quote from: The Sultan of Semantics on January 02, 2023, 02:53:05 PM
Yeah we don’t need fat shaming here. I’m all about supporting Thor’s body positivity.
A little less fatty mackerel and a little more orange roughy, you know? Maybe mix in a little seaweed and kelp, and for god's sake, get off the pavement and swim a few laps around the harbor once in the while.
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Re: Thor The Walrus
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2023, 08:13:50 PM »
Quote from: TSmith34 on January 02, 2023, 05:32:54 PM
A little less fatty mackerel and a little more orange roughy, you know? Maybe mix in a little seaweed and kelp, and for god's sake, get off the pavement and swim a few laps around the harbor once in the while.

Mix in some seaweed?  He's a walrus!!  They need clams and an assortment of shellfish. It's not their fault they don't get full TSmith and again they weigh north of 200 as walrus pups.  Telling Olaf to mix in some seaweed is absurd.   
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