Mummified Baby Woolly in the Yukon

[dgies9156]

Cabbage or Cabernet?

Dinner at Chili’s circa 2028

First course — smoked alligator confit
                      Gently roasted marinated manatee a jus

Second course — pear sorbet

Third course — lettuce with shredded smoked harbor seal
                    — disgusting bowl of Real Chili

Entree — grilled, aged USDA prime filet of woolly mammoth served with rare mushrooms in a wine sauce

After dinner liqueur — Grain Belt Beer

[MuggsyB]

Dinner at Chili’s circa 2028

First course — smoked alligator confit
                      Gently roasted marinated manatee a jus

Second course — pear sorbet

Third course — lettuce with shredded smoked harbor seal
                    — disgusting bowl of Real Chili

Entree — grilled, aged USDA prime filet of woolly mammoth served with rare mushrooms in a wine sauce

After dinner liqueur — Grain Belt Beer

Very upset with you brother dgies. 

[forgetful]

Personally, I'm looking forward to them cloning and bringing back the cave lions.

[Hards Alumni]

Very upset with you brother dgies.

It's because of the Grain Belt, isn't it?

[tower912]

While wearing a wooly mammoth quarter zip?

[Frenns Liquor Depot]

Tiger chili?

[real chili 83]

Dinner at Chili’s circa 2028

First course — smoked alligator confit
                      Gently roasted marinated manatee a jus

Second course — pear sorbet

Third course — lettuce with shredded smoked harbor seal
                    — disgusting bowl of Real Chili

Entree — grilled, aged USDA prime filet of woolly mammoth served with rare mushrooms in a wine sauce

After dinner liqueur — Grain Belt Beer

I’m kinda disgusted with you. Grain Belt?  That’s racist. Red White and Blue, or go home.

I’m working on my Manatee burnt ends recipe right now.

St. Louis style Wooly Mammoth ribs are the way to go.   

Wooly Mammoth, the other, other white meat.

[dgies9156]

I’m kinda disgusted with you. Grain Belt?  That’s racist. Red White and Blue, or go home.

St. Louis style Wooly Mammoth ribs are the way to go.   

Cmon chili! I figured you for a fine Rhine kinda guy.

St. Louis style ribs? Cardinal fan here you come!

[tower912]

I want a brontosaurus burger.  The Flintstones promised.

[real chili 83]

Cmon chili! I figured you for a fine Rhine kinda guy.

St. Louis style ribs? Cardinal fan here you come!

Your not invited.  Newsie is, though.

[MuggsyB]

0.0 of these responses are humorous and the overall vilification of Woolys and other species will not be forgotten.  Human hubris continues to increase sociopathic and genocidal ideologies and behaviors. 

[StillAWarrior]

0.0 of these responses are humorous and the overall vilification of Woolys and other species will not be forgotten.  Human hubris continues to increase sociopathic and genocidal ideologies and behaviors.

Muggsy, in another thread you said you would have no sympathy if "a few people get taken out in horrific fashion." And, sadly, I don't think you were joking. So, I'd cool your jets on calling people who are joking about eating an extinct animal sociopathic and genocidal.

[MuggsyB]

Muggsy, in another thread you said you would have no sympathy if "a few people get taken out in horrific fashion." And, sadly, I don't think you were joking. So, I'd cool your jets on calling people who are joking about eating an extinct animal sociopathic and genocidal.

If you know that Great Whitrs are migrating right now near the beaches in Cape Cod then stay out of the water and give them space.  This isn't controversial. 

[warriorchick]

Cmon chili! I figured you for a fine Rhine kinda guy.

St. Louis style ribs? Cardinal fan here you come!

With gooey butter cake for dessert.

[StillAWarrior]

If you know that Great Whitrs are migrating right now near the beaches in Cape Cod then stay out of the water and give them space.  This isn't controversial.

I guess we're different. I feel sympathy for people who die (and their families) -- even if they're doing things that are stupid. I feel a lot more sympathy in that scenario than I feel for people who are triggered by jokes about eating extinct animals.

[tower912]

Muggsy, take as a given that every time you start a thread about animals that it will take the exact same path.   

[Hards Alumni]

I just assume Muggsy is memeing at this point.

[MuggsyB]

I guess we're different. I feel sympathy for people who die (and their families) -- even if they're doing things that are stupid. I feel a lot more sympathy in that scenario than I feel for people who are triggered by jokes about eating extinct animals.

To each their own.  I think people need to do a better job of learning common sense lessons.  And we have wiped out many of our tremendous animals to extinction or near extinction that we don't eat and have few if any predators other than us.  Terribly sad and totally inexcusable.  So for example when an imbecile puts his arm in a Malayan Tiger enclosure, gets chomped, and we kill an innocent and highly endangered animal, because of our stupidity, it does not sit well with me at all. I can overreact but there are cases where dumb people need to learn the hard way.

[dgies9156]

Your not invited.  Newsie is, though.

Ahh, C'mon, I thought I was assigned to bring the Grain Belt!

 

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

If you know that Great Whitrs are migrating right now near the beaches in Cape Cod then stay out of the water and give them space.  This isn't controversial.

They are following the seal population south which has rebounded.

[real chili 83]

Mugster,

You’re invited to the bbq too. 

[Scoop Snoop]

To each their own.  I think people need to do a better job of learning common sense lessons.  And we have wiped out many of our tremendous animals to extinction or near extinction that we don't eat and have few if any predators other than us.  Terribly sad and totally inexcusable.  So for example when an imbecile puts his arm in a Malayan Tiger enclosure, gets chomped, and we kill an innocent and highly endangered animal, because of our stupidity, it does not sit well with me at all. I can overreact but there are cases where dumb people need to learn the hard way.

Somewhere in SE Asia a moron jumped a fence and went up to the orangutan cage in a zoo. The orangutan grabbed him by his shirt, instantly changing the size of it from medium to XXL. Then, with the guy's feet completely off the ground, he pulled him in and pinned him tightly to the bars of the cage. Search the web and maybe you will find it. Absolutely hilarious!

[StillAWarrior]

Somewhere in SE Asia a moron jumped a fence and went up to the orangutan cage in a zoo. The orangutan grabbed him by the shirt, instantly changing the size of it from medium to XXL. Then, with the guy's feet completely off the ground, he pinned him tightly to the bars of the cage. Search the web and maybe you will find it. Absolutely hilarious!

I remember seeing that - here's the video. When I first saw it I was impressed that the ape very quickly changed its grip on the t-shirt from the hem (which would have quickly torn away allowing the guy to escape) to a handful (which was very strong and didn't tear). Then he quickly upgraded from that grip to the guy's leg. I couldn't help but wonder if that was intentional and learned behavior and had a strong sense that this wasn't his first rodeo.

[MuggsyB]

Somewhere in SE Asia a moron jumped a fence and went up to the orangutan cage in a zoo. The orangutan grabbed him by his shirt, instantly changing the size of it from medium to XXL. Then, with the guy's feet completely off the ground, he pulled him in and pinned him tightly to the bars of the cage. Search the web and maybe you will find it. Absolutely hilarious!

Yep.  Orangutans can easily lift 500 lbs btw.  The doofus taunted and deserved to get a little lesson. 

[warriorchick]

Stupid people die in stupid ways.