Author Topic: In Honor of Father’s Day… (Read 406 times)

User Name #251 · « **on:** June 19, 2022, 08:36:08 AM »

…I’m going to share the most “dad” thing I routinely do.

I take my dogs for a walk every morning, then give my wife a detailed, five minute description of said walk while getting ready for work.

MUfan12 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2022, 08:43:46 AM »

Really been into the lawn care this year. Must have hit that point with the second kid.

Pakuni · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2022, 09:01:08 AM »

I've stepped up my dad joke game to new heights this year.

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

cheebs09 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2022, 11:20:01 AM »

I own a pair of Air Monarchs and find them incredibly comfortable.

WithoutBias · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2022, 11:23:01 AM »

Not a dad, but I’m approaching a dad bod for the first time in my life (not that I’ve ever been some impressive physical specimen).

TAMU Eagle · « **Reply #5 on:** June 19, 2022, 12:17:10 PM »

I've started pointing out all the people who are texting and driving or riding a bike without a helmet to whoever I happen to be with.

muwarrior69 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 19, 2022, 12:21:47 PM »

A father puts in the bare minimum while a dad goes the extra mile. ...

User Name #251 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 19, 2022, 12:34:38 PM »

I just rearranged the dishwasher after my wife loaded it.

tower912 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2022, 01:03:10 PM »

I just spent 10 minutes on the phone with my wife communicating through grunts and monosyllables. Apparently, I gave permission to redo the bathroom.

Lennys Tap · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2022, 04:05:13 PM »

Quote from: User Name #251 on June 19, 2022, 12:34:38 PM

I just rearranged the dishwasher after my wife loaded it.

This surprises absolutely no one here.

User Name #251 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 19, 2022, 04:22:30 PM »

Quote from: Lennys Tap on June 19, 2022, 04:05:13 PM

This surprises absolutely no one here.

Hey it needs to be efficiently arranged to fit the maximum amount of dishes. Water doesn’t grow on trees ya know.

real chili 83 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 19, 2022, 04:28:58 PM »

Pull my finger.

4everwarriors · « **Reply #12 on:** June 19, 2022, 06:57:07 PM »

Crean sucks

dgies9156 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 19, 2022, 11:01:28 PM »

Did the most Dad things I know this weekend:

Cleaned out the basement
Cleaned out the garage
Fixed an outdoor chair

MUeng · « **Reply #14 on:** June 19, 2022, 11:13:47 PM »

I grilled salmon for the fam. But ran out of gas 3 min in. Oops. Dad fails

4everwarriors · « **Reply #15 on:** June 20, 2022, 03:36:39 AM »

Eat more beans, hey?

brewcity77 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 20, 2022, 05:57:56 AM »

Quote from: User Name #251 on June 19, 2022, 12:34:38 PM

I just rearranged the dishwasher after my wife loaded it.

My wife must've went to the same finishing school as yours.

This past weekend, I filled the holes under the fence made by rabbits, took my daughter to see Lightyear, and got a take out pizza for Father's Day dinner.

wadesworld · « **Reply #17 on:** June 20, 2022, 06:03:34 AM »

Quote from: brewcity77 on June 20, 2022, 05:57:56 AM

My wife must've went to the same finishing school as yours.

This past weekend, I filled the holes under the fence made by rabbits, took my daughter to see Lightyear, and got a take out pizza for Father's Day dinner.

Where was the za from?

brewcity77 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 20, 2022, 08:11:24 AM »

Quote from: wadesworld on June 20, 2022, 06:03:34 AM

Where was the za from?

Papa Murphy's. Incredibly generic, but the 4-year old ate half a pizza the last time we got it there, so anything that gets her to eat is a win.

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Author Topic: In Honor of Father’s Day… (Read 406 times)