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MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on June 19, 2022, 08:36:08 AM

Title: In Honor of Father’s Day…
Post by: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on June 19, 2022, 08:36:08 AM: …I’m going to share the most “dad” thing I routinely do.

I take my dogs for a walk every morning, then give my wife a detailed, five minute description of said walk while getting ready for work.
Title: Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
Post by: MUfan12 on June 19, 2022, 08:43:46 AM: Really been into the lawn care this year. Must have hit that point with the second kid.
Title: Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
Post by: Pakuni on June 19, 2022, 09:01:08 AM: I've stepped up my dad joke game to new heights this year.

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
Title: Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
Post by: cheebs09 on June 19, 2022, 11:20:01 AM: I own a pair of Air Monarchs and find them incredibly comfortable.
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Post by: withoutbias on June 19, 2022, 11:23:01 AM: Not a dad, but I’m approaching a dad bod for the first time in my life (not that I’ve ever been some impressive physical specimen).
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Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on June 19, 2022, 12:17:10 PM: I've started pointing out all the people who are texting and driving or riding a bike without a helmet to whoever I happen to be with.
Title: Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
Post by: muwarrior69 on June 19, 2022, 12:21:47 PM: A father puts in the bare minimum while a dad goes the extra mile. ...
Title: Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
Post by: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on June 19, 2022, 12:34:38 PM: I just rearranged the dishwasher after my wife loaded it.
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Post by: tower912 on June 19, 2022, 01:03:10 PM: I just spent 10 minutes on the phone with my wife communicating through grunts and monosyllables. Apparently, I gave permission to redo the bathroom.
Title: Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
Post by: Lennys Tap on June 19, 2022, 04:05:13 PM: Quote from: User Name #251 on June 19, 2022, 12:34:38 PM
I just rearranged the dishwasher after my wife loaded it.

This surprises absolutely no one here.
Title: Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
Post by: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on June 19, 2022, 04:22:30 PM: Quote from: Lennys Tap on June 19, 2022, 04:05:13 PM
This surprises absolutely no one here.

Hey it needs to be efficiently arranged to fit the maximum amount of dishes. Water doesn’t grow on trees ya know.
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Post by: real chili 83 on June 19, 2022, 04:28:58 PM: Pull my finger.
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Post by: 4everwarriors on June 19, 2022, 06:57:07 PM: Crean sucks
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Post by: dgies9156 on June 19, 2022, 11:01:28 PM: Did the most Dad things I know this weekend:

Cleaned out the basement
Cleaned out the garage
Fixed an outdoor chair
Title: Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
Post by: MUeng on June 19, 2022, 11:13:47 PM: I grilled salmon for the fam. But ran out of gas 3 min in. Oops. Dad fails
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Post by: 4everwarriors on June 20, 2022, 03:36:39 AM: Eat more beans, hey?
Title: Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
Post by: brewcity77 on June 20, 2022, 05:57:56 AM: Quote from: User Name #251 on June 19, 2022, 12:34:38 PM
I just rearranged the dishwasher after my wife loaded it.

My wife must've went to the same finishing school as yours.

This past weekend, I filled the holes under the fence made by rabbits, took my daughter to see Lightyear, and got a take out pizza for Father's Day dinner.
Title: Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
Post by: wadesworld on June 20, 2022, 06:03:34 AM: Quote from: brewcity77 on June 20, 2022, 05:57:56 AM
My wife must've went to the same finishing school as yours.

This past weekend, I filled the holes under the fence made by rabbits, took my daughter to see Lightyear, and got a take out pizza for Father's Day dinner.

Where was the za from?
Title: Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
Post by: brewcity77 on June 20, 2022, 08:11:24 AM: Quote from: wadesworld on June 20, 2022, 06:03:34 AM
Where was the za from?

Papa Murphy's. Incredibly generic, but the 4-year old ate half a pizza the last time we got it there, so anything that gets her to eat is a win.