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Author Topic: "hello, onstar? i've just been whacked by a giant weiner"  (Read 4519 times)

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"hello, onstar? i've just been whacked by a giant weiner"
« on: February 12, 2008, 10:32:13 AM »
http://www.autoblog.com/2008/02/12/wienermobile-down/

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile may be the most unique and recognizable vehicle on American roads, but even a 7,000-pound hot dog can spin out of control on a patch of ice. The 27-foot-long rolling tribute to pig lips and chicken necks lost its footing and spun into an embankment on highway 15 in Pennsylvania on its way to Penn State for a recruiting visit. Neither of the two women riding in the flailing frankfurter were hurt in the incident, and a tow truck was able to get the over-sized sausage back onto the road.

We're not sure how fast the two women were driving the Wienermobile when the spin-out occured, but this incident only proves that even giant wieners can benefit from stability control. Click the read link below for a lot more bad hot dog humor.

Thanks for the tip, bakerlaw67!

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Re: "hello, onstar? i've just been whacked by a giant weiner"
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 11:20:39 AM »
I had a cousin who drove the Wienermobile for a year.  Quite an experience.

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Re: "hello, onstar? i've just been whacked by a giant weiner"
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 02:18:28 PM »
I had a cousin who drove the Wienermobile for a year.  Quite an experience.
how on earth do you get your foot in the door for that job

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Re: "hello, onstar? i've just been whacked by a giant weiner"
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2008, 10:26:50 PM »
I had a cousin who drove the Wienermobile for a year.  Quite an experience.
how on earth do you get your foot in the door for that job

eat a lot of hot dogs?
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/NCAA/dayone&sportCat=ncb

pure genius stuff by Bill Simmons, remember to read day 2

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Re: "hello, onstar? i've just been whacked by a giant weiner"
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2008, 10:39:53 PM »

"i've just been whacked by a giant weiner"

That's what she said.

 

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